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nanakorobiyaokii · 4 months ago
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liaragaming · 15 days ago
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Solas as a spirit of wisdom that no one listened to is fucking wild.
Like, June's claim to fame is that he created the eluvians. It's such a great monumental achievement. And Solas just... makes his own mirror that is able to connect to all of the others. And none of the gods have any idea how the fuck he did it.
Why wouldn't you make an effort to have that guy on your team?
Also... can you imagine how often he pissed them off like that?
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kindred-spirit-93 · 2 months ago
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when life wants to fuck me over i get a paper cut in the most inconvenient place ever and a mosquito that simply wont die.
i will have that mosquitos blood if it kills me. its probably mine anyway. give it back you fucker
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hedwig221b · 1 year ago
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Breathing heavily, Derek turned around and marched out of the room, trying to rein in his wolf. He knew he lost control over his appearance: the skin on his face tickled with growing fur, sharp points of deadly fangs dug into his lower lip.
Derek had to see him. Right now, to make sure none of them got to him, to see for himself that Stiles was safe and whole. That the boy was his, still.
Not a day has gone without him dreaming of Stiles. He was a constant presence in the wolf’s mind, driving him insane with want and longing.
No, Derek would never leave him, never give him over to another’s dirty hands. He’ll fight for the boy till death. Tear apart anyone who had the misfortune of touching him.
The door opened after three loud thuds. Derek didn’t have any space for guilt in his heart at waking the undoubtedly tired Stiles up, all of it taken by irresistible want.
Stiles’ eyes were wide open in surprise and just a tiny bit of wariness. His hands were clutching the soft white nightgown, keeping it closed over his naked chest. Derek’s gleaming red eyes followed the tantalizing length of his neck, stopping at the sight of his bare collarbones, peeking out of the gown. A pink sleepy blush adorned his cheeks, cupping his soft half-opened lips.
They ought to have the sweetest taste.
Both of them stared at each other in silence. Stiles was probably too shocked that Derek approached him again at such a late hour, nonetheless; Derek, however, lost any train of thought upon seeing this exquisite being, so teasing in his innocent softness and naïve trust. Anger left him all at once, leaving him breathless at the sight of the angel.
“Don’t open the door so readily,” Derek’s mutter was akin to a rumble. “You’re too beautiful for that.”
Stiles’ breath hitched and his heart started its quick rabbit pace again. He frowned a bit as if Derek’s compliment somehow offended him; he probably didn’t even realize his lips formed into the cutest pout. The most delicious prey was in front of Derek, and he couldn’t even have a taste. Not yet.
He wanted to kiss the tips of Stiles’ long fingers, bite into the soft insides of his thighs, leave marks all over his neck and trace the helpful path of his moles leading to his devastating lips to kiss and claim and take.
But Derek couldn’t do that for fear of spooking him. It was too early. But how could he possibly leave him right now?
Derek gently took Stiles’ slack hand, his heart stuttering at the sight of it, small in comparison to his wolf’s one. Miraculously, Stiles didn’t pull away. Derek lifted his soft hand to his mouth and pressed a kiss to his knuckles, then on the inside of his wrist, before inhaling.
The bright red of his eyes reflected in Stiles’ soft brown ones. The blush on Stiles’ pretty face deepened and traveled down, calling to Derek’s predatory instincts to follow, to lick and bite.
“I know you don’t trust me,” Derek grunted. When Stiles inhaled to retort, Derek caught his chin and pressed a finger against his lips, making the boy freeze in place, eyes impossibly wide. The wolf in him howled at the sharp scent of arousal emanating from his body. “Don’t argue. I expected it. Wolves don’t trust easily, too. I just wanted you to know that… I’m sorry. I was selfish and didn’t see what was in front of me. You don’t need to worry. I’ll take care of everything.”
It was a thought that grew in his mind, spread to his heart and took root there, reincorporating into a deep desire and a vital need. Derek will take care of him and his little pup, he’ll bring the hearts of his enemies and put them at the boy’s feet. He’ll court and he’ll conquer.
“Lock the door,” he said, forcing himself to step away. “Don’t open until the sun rises.”
Once again, Stiles said nothing. He blinked as if coming out of a stupor, then gave a tiny nod, before slowly closing the door, casting inquisitive glances at Derek. The door shut with a soft thud; a heavy lock slid into place with an unpleasant scrape.
Derek leaned towards the door, knowing that Stiles was probably leaning on it to eavesdrop. Curious kitten.
“Good boy,” he murmured and laughed soundlessly at the shy squeak on the other side, followed by hastily retreating footfalls.
The smile felt unfamiliar on Derek’s ferine face, and he lost it quite quickly. This precious boy made it so easy to feel joy again, almost uncomfortably so.
If only Stiles chose to never leave his side, the wolf would bring him the freedom he craved. It will be his final courting gift. Stiles had no idea what he got himself into by allowing Derek’s name to fall from his lips that fateful day a year ago. He would soon learn the true power of being under the wolf’s protection and possession.
He’ll never have to fear and pretend ever again. His sweet boy. His Stiles.
Read the whole story on ao3
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red-moon-at-night · 1 year ago
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Shoelaces
I'm doing an art trade with the wonderful @tokyogruel and this is my piece for them!
They wanted "haruka and mikoto interacting Brothers style" and my mind immediately went to this... T2 art makes me want to sit them both down and sort their fucking shoes out!! but for now. at least One of them will no longer trip over 💜 nature is healing guys
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botanikos · 2 months ago
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yea, okay, you're in love - but does your beloved bring you trophies of their latest kills? does your partner turn hearts into works of art that could put Hannibal Lecter to shame?
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steamedbuntranslations · 4 months ago
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《三嫁咸鱼》 Married Thrice to Salted Fish Audio Drama, Season 1 Theme Song, 《相思续续入梦来 Xiang Si Xu Xu Ru Meng Lai》 Yearning Pervades the Dreams - English Translation (CN/Pinyin/ENG)
相思续续入梦来 - theme song of the first season of the audio drama hosted on Miss Evan, 《三嫁咸鱼》, based on the novel of the same name by Bi Ka Bi 比卡比!
Click here to listen to Version 1: Original
Click here to listen to Version 2: Voice actors 马正阳 Ma Zhengyang (as 陆晚丞 Lu Wancheng) and 陈张太康 Chenzhang Taikang (as 林清羽 Lin Qingyu)
All song and images' credits are due to the artists and producer behind the original drama on missevan.com.
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eddiebabygirldiaz · 1 year ago
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watching the episode before buck begins with the buckley family dinner and then the daniel reveal, and my dad is in the living room with me, he doesn't watch the show or really care about it, but he watched during those scenes and then looked at me and said "damn, maddie and buck got some shitty parents"
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friendlyfangs · 5 months ago
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Not to be the smartest man here but I'm calling this a frenrey song ⬇️
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islenskihesturinn · 6 months ago
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I’ve started riding Fjara to help my dad with her tripping (read: he likes to ride with a long loose rein and Fjara ends up tipping forward).
The first two times we were still getting used to one another, she’s still trying to gauge why the heck I’m asking her for turns and to do a few steps backwards and walk sideways a little.
Today I decided to take a different path around the farm and Fjara was particularly high in her energy, so when we turned to go back her back curled a little and her tempo went up…
And I’m sitting on her all impressed at the energy but also please don’t do a happy buck, I’m still getting used to how different you are from my regular horse 😅
#she’s a fun one!#I know that from like…the ground#now I’m learning it in the saddle#really gotta find my ‘grip’ so to say bc where Lilja is short and slight Fjara is tall and broad#I can’t even get on her without a step 😅#Lilja? no problem. I’m still convincing her that steps aren’t evil so I can get on better but y know#if there’s a problem and I need to get off I know I can also climb back on sort of gracefully#Fjara is a damn mountain! and broad!#and her saddle gives a lot less grip so to say#you can do a happy buck after a few more rides miss missy#but she is very sensitive and polite. she might want to return to Lilja buuuut she’ll still listen to my directions#has a good stop#loves praise for doing a good job#my dad doesn’t utilise that enough#yet#and her tölt and walk are asdfghjkl right now but I can get that back to some decent gaits#some groundwork and some more time under the saddle and a bit more help for my dad and she’ll be a-okay 👌👌👌#*myhorses#Fjara frá Skjálg#oh! and I rode Lilja bitless#she seems to love it and I love that#just gotta find the middle bit where she doesn’t just go lalala when she wants to go fast and I don’t#it’s not out of control but more like … well….lalala can’t hear you wheeeer#it’s a test for us to see if it helps her with tension#Lilja shows her teeth when in a faster gait and I’ve tried many bits and different things with my hands#I still get a ‘smile’#I’m also going to see if I can find a soft bit#and ask a bitfitter for advice#if anything just to rule out any discomfort in her mouth#there’s no bruising or anything that I can find
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cursed-elo-images · 1 year ago
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TAG YOURSELF: ELO EDITION
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Text in the description in case the text in the image is hard to read:
Fluff (Jeff)
-very shy and tries to be wholesome
-still tries to be the responsible leader
-gets irritated at society
-listens to the Beatles and wears floofy oversized sweaters
Chevrolet (Bev)
-has a planet fitness membership
-wears tank tops all the time
-obsessed with pickup trucks
-really tall, muscular, but not intimidating, acts like a parent and is sweet
Jelly (Kelly)
-obsessed with video game speedruns
-never gets tired
-does plushie and action figure hauls
-certified gamer
Randy (Richard)
-a genuinely great cook and loves food so much
-the quiet hippie one
-very nerdy and knows esoteric info on oddly specific things
-a peaceful eccentric
Milk (Mik)
-well behaved
-likes fart jokes
-has a Pinterest board of horses
-does nothing wrong
Hug (Hugh)
-wears the most flamboyant clothing in public without caring what others thinks because they’re oh so wild and edgy
-tries to act intimidating and scary towards people but cries easily
-huge animal lover and is kind and gentle to them
-weird and silly and goofs around during conversations
Smell (Melvyn)
-way too talkative
-loves hugs and is very nice
-is weird and just wants friends
-pretty and enjoys being dolled up
I’m Smell
#electric light orchestra#hugh mcdowell#jeff lynne#melvyn gale#bev bevan#mik kaminski#richard tandy#kelly groucutt#this would be a very odd friend group and i like that#i would love to hang out with the main person of the group and listen to the Beatles with them and complain about society hating us#id love to hang out with the fitness person in the gym and they can adopt me in the friend way (it was a trend in my friend group at school#id play video games with the gamer and have fun with them#id hang out with the hippie and have them cook food for us and id let them go on tangents of oddly detailed and obscure stuff like yes#with the jokester id make jokes with them and laugh until we cry and let them talk about horses even though im not really into them myself#with the scary edgy person id honestly hang out with them and go to them for advice on clothes because they’re pretty#the scary person being secretly soft hearted and cute is so beautiful asdfghjkl#I’d be kinda scared of them tho haha#and making a fool of myself and doing weird silly rebellious things with them would be so funny lol#and honestly? having the weird person want hugs all the time in order to live warms my heart#imagine one day i meet my friend group and i see them and they rant about how lonely they are and that they want more friends#and i feel so bad for them and they hug me and i approve of it and we become besties and they act weird and they talk to me all the time#i would also love discussing fashion with the weird one as well#ugh i just want that to happen please i need that in my life#that’s life in my opinion
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the-golden-heart · 18 days ago
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Nya should have pulled a SIX HOUNDRED STRIKES at Nadakhan during season 6 and then wished for the time reset
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blightbear · 26 days ago
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and if I made Bohean Rook what then
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captainseashell · 2 months ago
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Pirate Cookie shots from the last Random Challenge (whichever one that was 'cause I don't keep up with OvenBreak these days lol)
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kindred-spirit-93 · 3 months ago
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aint no way im tearing up at the therapy session from trapped in the closet. omfg.
its giving me so much 'if eliza and alexander went to therapy' vibes lol.
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guiltyonsundays · 4 months ago
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I love it when you can feel an interest you’ve had for a while solidifying into a proper obsession like yee haw let’s fucking goooo let’s get this dopamine let’s say unhinged things on the internet
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