#asdff screaming

[barbiehytes]

BARBIE I AM SCREAMING I AM THE ANON from ages ago about DNL WHO GUESSED THAT AND IM DONE I AM SO HAPPY SND WEIRDLY proud I got kinda close to what did happen LIKE when I would read the chapters every week I WOULD LITETALLY SMULE AND BE LIKE OMG THISNIS HAPPENING!!!! Side note holtz is a fucking talented writer

AHHHHH OMG HIIIIIIIIIII 💖💖💖💖💖

We were amazed and proud of you shshd sorry to leave you hanging but WE DON'T SPOIL FICS ON THIS BLOG lol

SHE ISSSSS, she is fuckin amazing 💗💗

@plastiquetiaras look who came back 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

I caved and got season 2 so....

S2 e1 reaction

The tutorial is a cute reference to the first episode.

The graphics are decent... Sam's ears wobble around.

Asdfghh Max policing Sam's vocabulary

Mr. Spatula is evil now?

"Like a sociopath or a Fox newscaster!"

Why are there tire tracks on wall???

Flint Paper!!!

The Maintron has turned on us!

"--but I don't think about throwing you out with the trash. Often. For very long."

Leonard IS STILL IN THE CLOSET

Jar O'Bliss

Maimtron: (trying to kill us)

Also Maimtron: (Pleasently converses with us)

Charlie's Angels reference???

Ok yeah I had a feeling we had to pull his wind-up key

Wait... are we going to kill Santa???

Omg, omg, we're fighting Santa. I love this!

Dear God not the soda popper again

I appreciate that Sam and Max seem to hate them as much as me

"Sam, why am I the only one to associate Christmas with the sound of gunfire?"

Yeeees I can throw snowballs at them!

"The snow will turn red with the blood of the naughty!"

Max jumping on the trampoline ♡

Asdfff the elf wants us to make her cry

Tor-tortue me Elmer!?

Aw Max jumped on Sam's shoulders while going up to topiary ♡

Santa has a reundeer rug!?

We're just stealing all of his shit while he shoots at the two elves

Sybil isn't home :( ...Well, considering her building got thrown she might be down the street.

"Quiet headknuckle."

Bosco screaming everytime someone says "them" is lovely

Oooh, we can go into Stinky's

Girl Stinky pretty 🥰

Oh, Sybil and Abe are here!

"Attacking with sanitation... That's just plain dirty!"

I love Sybil and the way she tolerates the boys

Pfft Abe has a MySpace page. I guess this did come out in the early 2000s

Oooh, girl stinky called Sam "fido" and he didn't like it.

Pfft, Girl Stinky is just using trivia to harass everyone and feel superior

"Uh oh Max, I think the c.o.p.s. may have been educational toys." "I knew there was a reason I didn't like them."

Oh cool, Punch Out

I guess we just have to leave poor Jimmy there for now

We... stole Stinky's sock???

Aw, Bosco is worried about the boys when they and his package disappeared

Wait... so the elf was possessed, not Santa???

Oh, that's what her sock is for.

Why are the spirits of Christmas in a beer bottle

I like the hippie Santa

"Don't I Crack you up now, Sam?" LOL, present Max being jealous of future Max

"What's he going to do? Give him the silent treatment?" "..." "No! Stop!! Please!!!" "Never underestimate the power of passive aggression, Max."

"Ohoho, Max. You and Sam will be dead soon enough." 👀

Well... those tourettes jokes haven't aged well. 🙃 hopefully it'll get replaced in the remaster

Anyway, I think I know how to save Jimmy

Aw, Jimmy and his wife's reunion is cute

Asdff Max just boots him

The demon is actually kinda cute looking

Santa why would you eat demon jello!

"Why won't you just die!" I feel the same about the soda poppers Max

Aw, the boys are going to deliver the toys

Minus the tourettes jokes the episode was decent. Seriously hope they remove those in the remaster. I'm sure the next episode will be better

[miss-pearlescent]

IM SCREAMING asdff so glad you made an incubus!kai fic too 😍🤤 that was so intense omg

You know I had to do it ;) Thank you for reading!!!