#asda walmart

[superstarbarbie]

born to poop in ASDA, forced to shit in Walmart

[androidghoulz]

whyyy are things walmart/target exclusives 😭😭😭

[naqati]

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[shoeshineyboy]

finding a dress shouldn’t be this difficult PLEASE how do you people live like this

[cicada-candy]

Good addition,, I am A Southerner and completely forgot asda existed ajgagjagjagjq

is there irish walmart

If your asking about Stores: probably just tesco

If you're asking about,, The Irish Walmart

,,,Liffey Valley shopping centre

[official-fedex]

ATTENTION CORPO BLOGS. I need everyone pronouns for my fic so like just reblog with your pronouns please

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[bbeeew]

the new complete list

Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), @the-retailverse and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important

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[speedron]

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[sevendeadlyheadcanons]

I’ve seen this on tiktok with different fandoms so here is NNT if they worked in retail

(these will be british because i live in britain and so do they and saying big tescos is objectively funnier than walmart or whatever)

Meliodas: Still runs his pub, but it’s probably a Wetherspoons that he’s bought the franchising rights of. He plays the football on the TV and writes who’s playing on a chalkboard in front of the pub to draw more people in. Probably supports Millwall but lies to people about it because he doesn’t want to get beat up in his own pub

Diane: Claire’s. Never let this woman touch the piercing gun. Whenever she checks you out on the till she’s like “Ooh these earrings are stunning they’ll suit you so good” she always buys the blind bags and collects them all

Ban: Corner shop. Probably sells vapes to minors and gets them to call him bossman, but not intentionally he’s just drunk on the job (he drinks the 3 year old WKD that nobody has bought because it’s shit)

King: Marks and Spencer’s. He believes that M&S food is better than any other food. “Yeah sure Aldi might be cheaper, but are you gonna get Percy Pigs there?” “These oranges are of better quality and 10x better than the ones you can get at asda” bro will defend the prices at M&S with his life and constantly denies the tory allegations.

Gowther: Lush. Bro sells the fuck out of them bath bombs. He always smells like the shop. Does demos just for the fun of it, because he likes to see the ✨sparkle✨ the biggest snow fairy fiend, he stock piles snow fairy when it first comes into stock so nobody else can buy it for the first like week.

Merlin: Superdrug. She knows the shop like the back of her hand. Where’s the paracetamol? “Second isle” Where’s the pads? “At the end of isle 4” Where’s the makeup kept? “The back isle” She probably lets people shoplift to spice her day up.

Escanor: WHSmiths at daytime, Puregym at nighttime. Bro has bills to pay so he’s constantly on the grind. At smiths he constantly has to defend the prices and remind people that he personally is not the reason why the pencil cases are a tenner. At the gym he has no idea why people are working out at midnight but he’ll go and do it next to them just to flex.

Elizabeth: Probably still a waitress at the pub. Has to deal with rowdy footy fans all day with a smile on her face and she takes it like a champ. Doesn’t make the app orders late on purpose but they’ll still end up taking 2 hours to come somehow. She probably dropped the tray and had to remake it and then had to kick someone out. She needs her legally required 4 weeks paid holiday please 💔

Elaine: Primark. It’s the only job she could get and it makes her blood boil everyday. She hates the customers, she hates the cheaply made clothing. She is constantly applying to other jobs but she cannot get anywhere yet.

[neighbourhoodtwo]

why would i put america's best hellstore on a poll of british supermarkets

back with another wholly useless poll

[elodieunderglass]

If you shop in Asda it actually is on the packaging

(In reference to this, and by the way, if you’re going to send an ask like this, context is useful: they’re saying, “referencing your claim that aerosol whipped cream in the UK says ‘spray cream’ on the packaging but people call it ‘squirty’ in conversation, I have a formal correction to make: if you shop for aerosol whipped cream in Asda, it says ‘squirty cream’ on the can.” This is really NOT SOMETHING you can count on me remembering, caring about, or properly referencing the next day.)

You’re right! I stand corrected. And I think it’s something I’ve noticed and forgotten because now that I look at it, I think I’ve posted Asda squirty cream on tumblr before, to hurt Americans. So, like, I should be corrected several times over.

Anyway let’s take a tour around the UK via aerosol whipped cream. As you can see, Tesco and Asda match in price, with Aldi being the cheapest. Very interesting!

They’re all spray cream except Asda:

Only Asda sells squirty cream.

And Asda is the only one (to my knowledge) owned by American business interests - it’s owned by Walmart. It is a scumbag company devoted to killing the American working class and the British simply allowed it to buy one of their big working-class shops, but if you stab Asda, a Walton squeaks. It’s an American shop, folks! This right here is an American corporate decision. This right here is Squirty Cream. What do you think this means?

[celeste-i]

I hate this stupid country if I was in America and I went to Walmart looking for a multi pack of lollipops I could get a fucking bucket of them 100 count with a handle. but because I live in the limpdick nation of England I had to go to Asda and buy individual lollies 25p a piece

[quite-right-too]

Inspired by that one Good Omens interview, “What do you MEAN, ‘What’s a Walmart???’” (prompt for a prompt? :D)

“What do you MEAN ‘What’s a Walmart’?”

The Doctor looked aghast, staring at Rose who sat on the other side of the couch in the media room, staring at the TV in front of her.

“Is it a grocery store? What is it, Doctor?” she asked, staring him down. Was she serious? Did she honest to gods not know what a Walmart was?

He quickly stood up, running his hand through his hair. “It isn’t not a grocery store but it doesn’t just sell groceries. You can buy all kinds of things there. Parts for your car, flat decor, even house paint and televisions.” His animated version of a Walmart description went on as he intended to truly show Rose the complexity of an American Walmart.

“But like… What is it?” She barely got the words out before the Doctor whisked her up, pulling her down the hallway and into the console room. She was lightly shoved in the direction of the jumpseat, rolling her eyes as he manically danced around the console. Flicking switches and pressing buttons, she felt the TARDIS jerk as she navigated the vortex. Landing with a shudder, the Doctor offered Rose a hand.

“Tampa, Florida. The year 2016 in the United States of America. Rough year for them, 2016. Donald Trump gets elected president,” he says with a cringe, pulling his coat on while continuing his manic rant, “famous gorilla killed at a zoo in Ohio, Muhammad Ali dies…” He trails off, looking at Rose’s smirk with a puzzled look on his face. “What? Why are you staring at me like that?”

She couldn’t hold it in any longer. Rose burst out in a fit of laughter, tears welling in her eyes. “Did you really think I didn’t know what a Walmart was, you knob?” She stood up, putting her hands on his shoulders. “Doctor, we have them in London. They’re called ASDAs.” She couldn’t help but smile at him as he smiled.

“You lied to me, Rose Tyler,” he accused. Her laugh said all he needed to know as he grabbed her by waist, picking her up and carrying her on his shoulder. Her squeak of surprise brought a satisfied smile to his face.

“We’re already here, Rose. Time to go for a little shopping spree.”

Send me a sentence prompt and I’ll write you a TenRose ficlet!

[secondhand-snow]

Do you have any hcs for reader and Lukas? Separately and together?

i have so many its insane- heres some of my current favs

★ there’s a ton of rumors in the press that logan was “lending” reader to his allies/ other influential figures, like an escort almost

★ in reality, logan just purposefully brought her to events to make her schmooze with potential partners, using her looks and etiquette to help charm them into deals

★ lukas loves fleece pajama pants, like the cheap ones with weird prints you can get at walmart/asda

★ lukas is one of those guys that uses 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, and he uses something like a bar of soap to wash his face and somehow has the clearest skin

★ lukas is very casually dominate. he’ll always have a hand on your back or arm, just so people know you’re his. he’ll order for you, always pay for your purchases, and hold your shopping bags for you (if you don’t have an assistant with you lol)

★ oh and he loves picking out outfits for you, even if they’re usually a little plain. he especially loves choosing what panties you wear.

★ lukas’s biggest kink is spit. he will absolutely grab you by the jaw and spit into your mouth, making you swallow before he fucks you