#asas open their mouth. bullshit is spilled.

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I AM NOT HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS ANYMORE 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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guys pls stop reporting bots i'm losing followers

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oh the mental relief I feel when I get even minimal vibes that someone hates me

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really cool facts for anyone who has not seen signs of life from me for a while:

am depresser than I already was

am alcoholic-er than I already was as well

am still hot

but in a more debauched, gross manner. like, you could look at me and try to guess how long it has been since my last shower and the answer will always be wrong, even if you just saw me leave the bathroom. But!! like I'm a Lil fuckable. It would be a pity fuck probs... still!

I only lost one tumblr follower. thank you all for staying cool and sexy

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one day I'll record our nighttime routine, but my puppy naps until I signal it's also sleeptime for me by turning off the lights, then he patiently gets up and waits in the darkness for me to get in bed and stop making noises...

just so he can whine as quietly as possible. so I won't forget to pick him up and let him sleep on my legs

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incredibly sexy of me to need money but not want to do anything to get it <3

UNFORTUNATELY NOW I HAVE A SON, SO I REALLY NEED TO FIX MY ACT

..... anyone likes weird-ish feet?

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with the new fem!kandreil update, i've surpassed 400k words published on ao3 🥳

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every time I update on this fandom just makes me more sure I need to finish my goddamned wips and dip the fuck out lmao

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I'm in one of those moods...

if only there was a girl to cuddle me into getting better :(

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i've been on tumblr since 2011 basically and every day i'm gleeful i've never had a popular post 三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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how do anxious people just live like this all the time I was invited to travel with friends and I SWAM IN ANXIETY ALL WEEKEND. CURRENTLY WAITING TO BE PICKED UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. MY STOMACH IS EATING ITSELF I MIGHT HAVE TURNED INTO AN OUROBOROS

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i want to bite girls >:(

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𝕀 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘..................

Maybe if I daydream about boobs again I'll find the inspiration to write another 5k of smut

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I really announced that I was going to leave the fandom and had to mourn and malfunction for almost an entire month lmao

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I need to pick up some speed and get out of this funko vibes I'm spiraling in aaaaaaaaaaaa

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one of these days, I'm going to figure out how to make tumblr have a physical manifestation to punch it so maybe it will STOP PUBLISHING ALL MY QUEUED POSTS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE NEXT DAY