#as santa/little helper

[lxboratorii]

Merry Christmas! Secret Santa for @medu-inthefade :) ♥

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[oh-bother-stickers]

[thehmn]

Christmas gnomes are more popular in Scandinavia than Christmas elves and even regular gnomes, so sometimes people will have gnomes replace elves in Santa’s shop to make it more region specific.

But in folklore gnomes were always proud to do housekeeping. They repaired stuff, swept the floor, fed the animals and kept the home safe. If people didn’t respect them they’d take revenge, or worse, take their services somewhere else.

So I prefer to imagine the elves do all the toy producing, from design to carving to assembling to painting to sewing to packaging, while the gnomes keep the shop up and running, inventing and repairing the machines the elves use, cooking the meals for their breaks, cleaning and looking after the reindeer.

[7brownsuga7]

Santas naughty little helper (Toji Christmas special)

Summary: Toji fucks you dressed as Santa during work hours. Oops

Note: okay so I know Christmas is over but I JUST found this in my drafts and I’m not waiting a whole year to post this. So enjoy Santa Toji💋 Mimi -

You knew Toji was picking up extra jobs to earn more cash, but you didn’t expect to see him dressed as Santa in the neighborhood. You’d never seen a Santa as fit as Toji before, but you weren’t complaining. Neither were the kids—at least they got to see Santa in the end.

After waiting in line, it was finally your turn. You sat on his lap, giggling at the fake beard glued to his face. He had noticed you earlier in the queue, his cock instantly hardening in his pants, and the moment you sat down, his eyes darkened, and something shifted in his expression.

You settle down on his lap, feeling the strength of his thighs under you. “You’ve been working hard Santa”, you teased, voice low enough only for him to hear.

Toji leaned closer, his lips brushing your ear as he growled, "Careful, sweetheart, or i’ll show you just how hard Santa can get." His hand settled firmly on your waist, fingers squeezing just enough to send a spark of heat through you.

You giggled, leaning back to trace a finger along his chest. "What, in front of all these kids?"

His dark chuckle sent a shiver down your spine.“Santa needs a break, kids,” he suddenly announced, his voice low and gravelly as he stood abruptly, effortlessly pulling you along with him. The kids groaned in disappointment, but Toji was already steering you toward the back of the makeshift Santa grotto.

The moment you were out of sight, Toji pressed you against the wall, his lips crashing into yours with a hunger that took your breath away. His hands roamed possessively, tugging your hips against his. "You just had to tease me, didn't you?" he muttered, his voice low and full of heat.

You gasped as his hand slid under your skirt, rough fingers teasing along your thighs. "Toji, someone could catch us," you whispered, but the thrill in your voice betrayed you.

"Let them," he growled, nipping at your neck. "They'll just see Santa taking what's his."

You barely had time to process what was happening before Toji's lips crashed into yours, his kiss hot and demanding. He pushed you firmly against the door, his body towering over you. His hand cupping the back of your neck while the other grips your hip, pulling you hard against him. The fake beard brushed against your skin, but you couldn't care less, it was the fire in his kiss, the raw hunger, that had you melting under him.

"Walking in here looking like that, all innocent, how long were you planning on teasing me?"

Your cheeks flushed, but you smirked up at him, sliding your hands down his chest to play with the buckle of his belt. "Maybe I just wanted to see how long it would take Santa to snap."

He let out a low chuckle, the sound sending a shiver through you. "Oh, you're going to regret that, sweetheart."

In one swift motion, he spins you around, pressing your chest against the cool door.

His hands are everywhere, roaming your sides, gripping your thighs, trailing up your skirt. You gasp when he smacks your ass, the sharp sting making heat pool in your core.

"Toji!" you hissed, glancing back at him with wide eyes.

"What?" he teased, mocking an innocent tone as he slides your panties down your legs. "You said you wanted Santa to snap. Don't act shy now."

He drops to his knees behind you, his rough hands parting your thighs as his lips press against the sensitive skin of your inner thigh. His beard scrapes lightly against you, a sharp contrast to the soft heat of his tongue as he licks a slow, teasing line along your folds.

"Fuck," you whimper, your forehead pressing against the door as he works you over, his tongue circling your clit with infuriating precision. His hands grip your hips, holding you in place as you buck against his mouth.

“Keep still” he grunts, tilting his face slightly to get a better angle.

But you can’t, it’s too much, he’s always known how to work his tongue. You can feel your wetness, the cold air hitting your bare skin, despite the heat of his mouth on you.

"You taste so good," he murmurs, his voice muffled against you. "I could stay down here all day."

But you weren't sure how much more you could take, your body trembling as he pushes you closer and closer to the edge.

When his lips wrap around your clit and suck on the sensitive skin, you cry out, your release crashing over you in waves.

You’re still catching your breath as he stands up, his belt already undone and his cock springing free. He leaned in, his breath hot against your ear as he presses his length against your soaked pussy.

"Ready to really feel Santa's 'gift'?" he teases, sliding just the tip in before pulling back out again.

"Toji, please," you whimper, pushing your hips back against him.

"Begging already?" he chuckles darkly, gripping your hips as he thrust into you fully.

You both groan at the feeling, his cock stretching you perfectly. "That's more like it."

His pace is brutal. His hips snapping against yours as the sound of skin slapping skin fills the small room.

Each thrust pushes you harder against the door, your hands scrambling for support as he drives you higher and higher.

"Fuck, you're so tight," he growls, his grip on your curvy hips sure to leave bruises. "You feel so good, baby."

Your moans were uncontrollable now, with every thrust you can feel yourself closer and closer to the edge. Toji reaches around to rub quick, firm circles against your clit, and it isn’t long before you’re coming undone again, your walls clenching around him as you cry out his name.

"Good girl," he praises, his voice rough as he chases his own release. A few more thrusts, and he’s spilling into you with a deep groan, his forehead resting against your shoulder as he catches his breath.

For a moment, the two of you stayed like that, tangled together in the aftermath. Then Toji leans back, a smug grin spreading across his face as he pulls out.

"Looks like Santa gave you exactly what you needed," he said, tucking himself back into his pants.

You roll your eyes but couldn't fight the smile tugging at your lips. "You're annoying."

"And you love it," he shoots back, helping you straighten your clothes. "Now, be a good girl and wait for me at home. Santa's got a few more kids to disappoint before he's done for the night."

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 1.01 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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[excitementshewrote]

Best Simpsons Pet Winner!

Let's all congratulate Santa's Little Helper for winning the Best Simpsons Pet poll!

Give it up for the lousy, lovable dog!

Thanks for participating, see you in the next one :^)

[nomadic-star]

Commander Peepers but he's uncharacteristically in the Christmas spirit

[popnpog]

inkhomer dayz 1-5. have been postin these on twitter daily, ill probably compile em in bunches on here. its been fun making messy drawings of some guys that arent moe. or barney. im gonna try to get more experimental with these as the month goes on

[cartoonbudartz]

35 years ago, a miracle took place.

[springfieldusa]

On this day (December 17) in 1989, Santa’s Little Helper came home.

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[bearnakedbaker]

SEASONS GREETiNGS

[gamerwoman3d]

Close-Up of Santa's Little Helper sprinkles.

He's a good cookie 🍪 ☺️

[htodinth]

Alder and Air getting geared up for Christmas sillies! 🎄🦊🦁🔔

another incredible commission I got from Fudatsu🔞 with @shanghai-ohmy!!