#as per usual I tag both because humour without a u is ridiculous but alas that's what most people will be searching for /j

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did you know dandelion honey is soooooo bad for the environment? due to vegan demand there is enormous environmental destruction caused by dandelions being picked everywhere before they're allowed to bloom and spread their seeds, and also there are less dandelions to eat for rabbits and deer, only further devastating the ecosystem, didn't you know that??? no i don't have any sources just trust me okay