#as per usu

[cuethetommo]

One again, this is the best 1D playlist of all time.

[jawllines]

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[elysiancloudii]

I’ve spent my entire life reaching out into the void, desperately wishing something to reach back out and grasp my hand

[corvusternion]

> i w^snt even fucking gone for th^t long ^nd ^s soon ^s i come b^ck this pl^ce looks like ^ fucking w^rzone

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie Brown x OC Questionaire

[A long list of questions about Hobie & your OC - Answer all or some - no need to wait for an ask if you wanna!]

Rundown:

Who's your OC? What's their name?

Personality?

Powers?

What Earth are they from?

Are they a member of The Society

Canon Events?

Moral Alignment?

Looks?

Fashion Sense?

Hobie & Your OC:

Describe their relationship in 10 words or less.

Describe their dynamic

Quick! Someone asks 'What are you two? Are you dating?' - What do they say?

What's they're favorite way to spend time together?

Are they romantic, platonic, sexual? A secret fourth thing?

How long have they known each other?

What song embodies their vibe?

Any nicknames for each other?

What does a sleepover look like for them?

What moment do they feel safest with each other?

Meeting:

How did they meet Hobie? What was their first meeting like?

Did they like each other right away?

What was their first impression of each other?

Romance:

Are they 'together', committed, in a relationship, etc? Or label-less?

Do they say I love you? (Or something else)

Do they kiss? In public or private?

Are they more likely to steal kisses, or make-out?

What are their love languages?

Are they monogamous or polyamorous?

If they're poly - Do they have other partners?

Thinking about marriage, or no?

Kids, or no?

Do other people know about their situation?

Favorite date spot?

Who liked who first?

Who made the first move?

Do they consider each other soulmates?

Your OC and Hobie are obviously on a date somewhere - someone begins aggressively flirting with him, and being rude to your OC - what do they do?

Scenarios:

Have they ever seen Hobie hurt? What was that like?

Has Hobie ever seen them hurt? What was that like?

Have they ever seen Hobie cry? What happened?

Has Hobie ever seen them cry? What happened?

Has one of them ever made the other cry? How did they make it okay?

What's their highest moment?

What's their lowest moment?

How do they feel about Hobie's blue laces?

How do they feel about Hobie killing President Osborn?

What was their first kiss like?

What was their first time like?

Do they have a favorite moment together?

What was their weirdest date/moment?

What was the moment they were most angry at each other?

When was the moment they were the most terrified for the other?

What incorrect quote embodies their vibe?

One wants to give the other a surprise (sexy or otherwise -) what do they do?

One wants to annoy the other, what do they do?

One HAS to sacrifice themselves for the other. Who is likely to take the plunge? How does the other react?

Whether through pregnancy or spontaneous adoption, your OC and Hobie now have a baby on hand - what are they doing?

Hobie is INSISTING your OC give him a piercing. He's adamant that they can totally do it. How do they react? Do they do it? How does it go?

Personality:

How do they like Hobie's music? Do they listen to punk music or go to his shows?

What music does your OC like? Does Hobie like it?

Does your OC make music too? Do they make music with Hobie?

Any exes on either side?

What's their political ideology? Do they agree with Hobie?

What's one they thing your OC and Hobie disagree on?

Do they ever argue? What's that like?

How do they get over disagreements?

Favorite personality trait about the other?

Least favorite personality trait of the other?

How do they make each other laugh?

PDA:

Are they find with PDA? Or do they like to keep it private?

What are cuddles like for them?

What are their kisses usually like? Who goes for kisses first?

Do they hold hands a lot?

Random:

What's a secret they keep between them?

What's a secret they know about the other?

Do they hide anything from each other?

Does either fear losing the other?

Have they ever 'broken up' or lost contact?

Do they playfight or playargue?

What's one thing your OC can do that Hobie can't?

What's one thing Hobie can do that your OC can't?

How big is their height difference? How do they feel about it?\

Hobie LOVE (He deserves it):

How do they show Hobie they care about him?

What's something sweet they've done for Hobie?

Have they ever made him feel sappy?

Do they keep anything of his around?

How does Hobie make them feel?

Do they have any feelings about Hobie they don't tell him about?

How does Hobie feel about them? (Don't be modest here)

Why do you think the two of them make a good pair?

How do they make each other better people?

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Top kinks?

What's Hobie's favorite part of them?

What's their favorite part of Hobie?

Who's more dominant? Or do they switch?

Who's more adventurous?

Toys or no? What about lingerie?

Public? Or for the bedroom only?

How often?

Who has a higher sex drive?

Who's more likely to get it started?

Threesomes? Or an activity for two?

Are they one for dirty talk?

What's one song that describes their sex life?

Are they more romantic, or raunchy?

Do others know they've slept together?

What's the quickest way to turn the other on?

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

Walked into Argentis quest thinking his annoying

Walked out loving that stupid mfer

[aita-alternia]

AITTA ffour lyingg abboutt wwhatt my lusus is, and lyingg in ggeneral?

I (GF, Violet, 8) have a ggiantt ass wwatter-slotth ffor a lusus. She's tterribble. I hardly ever leave my hive bbeccause she wwon'tt lett me. So, online, I've ttold people tthatt my lusus is a ttardiggrade. ttardiggrades ffucckin ROCCK. tthey are tthe cchubbiestt littttle dudes and tthey knoww itt.

Here's tthe probblem. My ffriends dontt ggett wwhy i ccantt ever hangg outt. i ccantt justt say tthatt my fficcttional ttardiggrade dad is an ass. bbeccause hes nott. im prettendingg ttwwo NOTT have a succky lusus. so i justt say " oh im bbusy " / " i fforggott " / " sometthingg ccame up " . bbutt it makes me seem like i dontt ccare, wwhen i really, really do. i wwould ggive anytthingg ttwwo bbe abble ttwwo leave my hive. bbutt i dontt wwantt tto say tthatt my lusus ffucckingg succks. im sccared one off my ffriends will say tthatt itts nott tthatt bbad, or maybbe have me kiccked outt (doesntt sound ttoo bbadd ttbbh?), or even ttry ttwwo FFIGGHTT my lusus...

so, like, AITTA?

[husbandhoshi]

you read drippin???? U READ FOR NCT? if i don’t get ur thoughts i’ll actually start crying

yes i’m actually a p big nct girlie!!!! i just don’t have a lot of mutuals + followers into them so i don’t talk abt them a lot 😭💔

and GOD where do i start. jaemin being a little freak. jeno bringing up a LEASH. weird horny renjun. and ofc loser haechan!!!! i like how all of them had Roles and personalities??? like i think when more than 3 ppl are in a sex scene it can get crowded and confusing but i think you did a rlly good job w it 🫂 also normally i would just skim the intro but i actually thought the pre-smut scenes were funny and good context

[todayisafridaynight]

#i genuinely do think he's naturally one of the cutest dudes on earth he just has a face like that yk#was very funny watching kinpika and seeing him play this serious character and He Did An EPIC Job Dont Get It Twisted but still...#what are you doing here... you should be off somewhere being silly...

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE TAGS BECAUSE AT THE TIME I WAS STARTING THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE TRAVEL NURSE. AND. PLEASE WITNESS MY JOURNEY

I've redacted things so as to not spoil ENTIRELY just in case but. Literally Arakawa Nurse AU TO ME I'm SORRY it's how you start off thinking he's just gonna be this cute silly old man but As It Turns Out he's kind of a sicko [affectionate] with an incredibly strong morals... not TOO much of a sicko just enough to be chilling... and no one gets what the fuck he's trying to do up until he explains it and then it's like Oh Okay You're Insane... But It Worked Out So I Guess It's All Good... And also tell me this is not an Arakawa And Ichiban Type Interaction...

Perfect role for Nakai I sweaaar 'cause he gets to be cute And serious And a weirdo And--

Also just fun because I've mentioned how Tsutsumi would want to be a lumberjack if he could switch jobs on a whim like in Y:LAD, but Nakai said he'd want to be a doctor so he could help people more tangibly than he can as an actor... it's like that bit in The Deer King when Van chops wood yk it just makes me smile...

So anyway... first show I'll be subbing myself since I'm very much hooked and the only option right now is to machine-translate subs to English...

ALL OF THAT ASIIIIIDE very very very excited for the Ikumi fic :]]]]]] WHICHEVER COMES FIRST, THAT OR MY NEXT ASK... SEE YOU THEN...

CRYINNGGGG HES PERFECT..... ALSO WEEPING AT THE DR KANZAKI BIT WHY IS HE LITERALLY JUST

ABSOLUTELY EXCITED to see this if you share the subs..... im making grabby hands........

[angelshaveredhairr]

oops?

[limeade-l3sbian]

went back to my weirdcore account to reminisce and found out a big ass account/someone i followed and reblogged was a predator??

what on earth is going on in the house of commons?

[ritsukaaoyagi]

i forgot... + specifically tokyopop's translation of soubi's words here

loveless volumes 5 & 6 both have a lot going on with Believing ♥ in someone most specifically on soubi's part to obviously a kind of like devotional (don't know if I'm using that word right) degree and with ritsuka being kind of suffocated by that pressure put on him by soubi as he is soubi's Sacrifice... ummm and it goes without saying that soubi also in his way "believed" in seimei in like a religious sense too what with literally everything starting in volume 1 and then in volume 5 he even outright says "seimei was my god" and yeah but the way the believing and whatever functions in each of their dynamics (seimei/soubi vs ritsuka/soubi) is different and fun... and also demonstrates the differences between how soubi functions in his bond with ritsuka vs. his bond with seimei in that it is "safer" for soubi to put that pressure of belief i mentioned before onto ritsuka. because it isn't as if ritsuka is a similar figure to soubi as seimei was to soubi, like that much is clear but it is especially clear because of how soubi doesn't only want to believe in ritsuka but he wants ritsuka to believe in him as well and vocalizes that with some desperation in volume 5.

though ritsuka does kind of kickstart this himself before the above scene, during the initial Seimei Might be Alive reveal

and while ritsuka's way of believing is obviously much less devout than soubi's believing as soubi is soubi, it still comes with a pretty significant level of devotion or like... there is a certain "clinging" kind of vibe to it............ evidently............. i was gonna say there is some level of delusion to it as well because it's sooo so obvious seimei is alive but ritsuka keeps going around before goura saying or thinking that seimei must be dead solely because soubi tells ritsuka that seimei is dead (also because of his own belief in seimei, "if seimei's alive, he would be here with me"), but by this point soubi has proven time and time again that his word cannot be trusted regardless of whether or not soubi actually believes himself that seimei is dead, and obviously ritsuka is aware of this but chooses to believe soubi as an expression of trust more than anything else.....this crazy girl scene

AND THIS IS LIKE. A NOT TOTALLY QUESTIONABLE WAY OF THINKING arguably... I mean there's a lot going on what with betrayal and forgiveness but generally speaking the idea behind this is that ritsuka isn't going to revoke his trust or belief in soubi even if soubi is wrong or slips up or "betrays" him in that Believing in someone is kinda just like Loving someone. but "betrays" holds a lot of heavier connotations so yeah and then this says enough about unconditional love and unconditional love is just not a reasonable concept at all which is a major theme in loveless HAHAHAH OR AT LEAST WITH HOW LOVELESS TALKS ABOUT IT LIKE existing without boundaries and/or self respect. again it's one of those things where ritsuka clearly has some pretty """""normal""""" ideas on what it means to love someone and what a relationship needs in terms of healthy trust and belief, but because ritsuka is ritsuka and soubi is soubi, and with their respective relationships w/ seimei, nothing is ever that simple and ritsuka's beliefs and ideas manifests in a more co-dependent or like devout kind of way like he def has his own soubi moments... and then of course comes this scene in volume 6

and then this from soubi... so fun

ya i don't know i had more to say i think about soubi and seimei but i shouldn't have brought ritsuka up too soon because now idgaf. no analysis sorry i just wanted to talk about sourit... I guess

[graveyardfullofteeth]

Getting my hair cut tmrw how short will I go 🤔

[romaevelizz]

.˚₊‧ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ‧₊˚.

“You cannot wear that out Y/n!” Iida spoke sternly, your boyfriend stood in front of you waving his hand.

“It’s not even that bad Ten…!!” You whined. To be fair it was kind of bad you’d already flashed your boyfriend with the skirt you wore. But other than that your outfit was per usu’ he was never so picky with what your wore to be honest he liked the way you dressed yet your manners were not different from your skimpy style, you were loud and out going ovi!! But you had class and knew what you were talking about you weren’t stupid like people made you out to be and could me fucking mean if needed.

You stuck your bottom lip out at him “please I’ve really really been wanting to wear this skirt..” you mutter walking up close to him.

You let your finger touch his chest your nail dragging down his chez while you looked up at him through your long falsies. “Please Ten I’ll be good, I promise…” you spoke you finger stoping at the hem of his kakis, you could feel him get tense under your touch.

Tenya gulped at your suggestive tone and action, completely forgetting your class mates were around you as you convince your boyfriend to wear the mini jean skirt. “Well— well I suppose. I shall walk behind you though to in sure nobody sees to much.” He spoke fixing his glasses his face flushed.

“Wow sure took a lot of convincing!” Denki laughed earning and punch in the rib from Mina.

You smiled your glossy lips quickly meeting his cheek, “Ahh thank you baby!!” You giggled kissing his pretty face.

“Of course my love.” He stuttered, letting you kiss his face all over soon your lips meeting his quickly. He felt all hot his stomach feeling all tingling. He could feel the sticky mess of your dark gloss all over his face his hand holding the back of your biceps as you held his face.

He was ablsutly smitten but he knew that he’d had to fend off a dirty little pervert all evening as well as other wander eyes but he didn’t mind he may not be one for conflict but for you it was different.

You always latch your self to his big arm as you walked even at school letting everyone know you were his and he was yours also didint help from the few cheeky hickeys that lingers on Iidas neck that wound be discovered in the locker room. Or how he smelled like shea and coco butter with the small amount of glitter that could be seen on him.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Mornings with Moche & Miguel (and Baby Rosalia)

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CEMICHE - Miguel O'hara x Inca-Spider Moche Huapaya

Mama Moche is a true Matriarch. And Miguel loves it.

The O'Hara-Huapaya Household can be a bit unconventional.

Raised in Earth 802 - a futuristic version of the Inca Empire, Moche's culture is known for having big families. My nana had 13 siblings. My father had 9.

Moche & Miguel have a sensible EIGHT.

And Miguel couldn't ask for more. (Literally. He can't take anymore, he's gonna lose his mind)

The Babies:

A daughter, two sets of twins - identical AND fraternal, and a trio of baby girls their babies are named - Rosalia, Diego & Mateo, Miguel Jr & Gabriel Jr, Isabella, Camilla, & Valinda aka Rosa, Di-O, Maddy, Junior, Riel, Bella, Cam, and Linda

[Below is more info on Moche, Miguel Rosalia, their babies and a little bit about their births.

This post is MEDIUM length. I'm gonna write another post soon on the kids' personality, futures, and Cemiche's parenting style

For more info on Moche and her culture, click here.]

Rosalia O'Hara-Huapaya

Their oldest - Rosalia - is the apple of Miguel's eye, and a little terror. Almost the exact opposite from Gabriella, Rosa is a loud, talkative, rambunctious tasmanian devil of a child (in the best way possible), and she enjoys playing in creeks, talking to Lyla, and rawr-ing at things. Born with Miguel's unstable DNA - paired with having a dual-universe coded DNA similar to Miles' - Rosalia (as well as all of their children) must take stabilizing shots, the same as their dad. Each child experiences the effects to a different degree. As a result, Rosalia possesses retractable fangs, red eyes and super strength, the same as her father. And as she grows older, Rosa even develops her own venom - one known for causing excruciating pain in addition to paralyzation. Conceived almost immediately after their marriage, Rosalia has always looked up to her dad. And although they have a complicated relationship for much of her life (mainly due to the fear of living in Gabriella's shadow), Rosalia and Miguel are extremely close, and extremely alike - Trained by her father at Spider HQ for most of her life, Rosalia one day grows up to be 'Viper' - a snake themed anti-hero.

Up-Bringing:

Raising their children in Moche's village back on 802 - Moche and Miguel's have a traditional and loving Quechua family with Moche as their mami and Miguel as their taita (dad in Quechua). Their kids speak Moche's native language - Quechua, and Spanish as their first languages (with English after that). And all of their kids were born in the traditional Quechua sense - homebirths with only Moche, and Miguel as her midwife. Being from a communal and communist culture, raising eight kids is a lot less hectic than it sounds, and it's not usual to have all the kids in one place unless it's night time. Different kids are integrated into different places in the community, with multiple people watching one or two kids at a time. [Ex: Miguel might take Rosalia and Diego with him to HQ, while Mateo stays at the Inti temple back on 802. MJ watches Miguel & Gabriel Jr., while Moche is at home with the triplets. After, Moche goes to the temple to get Mateo, and Miguel picks up the fraternal juniors on his way home from work.] With each kid affected by Miguel's mutated DNA, combined with having parents of two different universes, each of their eight kids experience a different level of effect and treatment. Trained by their mother and father as an elite unit, most of their kids goes on to be a hero, anti-hero, or agent in some capacity. Rosalia goes on to become the anti-hero, Viper. Diego & Mateo go on to become twin-heros Katari & Kuntur a.k.a Tari & Tur - Katari meaning 'Snake' (Diego), and Kuntur meaning 'Condor' (Mateo). The snake and condor being two sacred animals in Andean religion (symbolizing the underworld and overworld respectively) Miguel & Gabriel become experts in AI and multiverse technologies. Isabella becomes a healer - taking her mothers mantle as Avatar, gaining her powers comparable to Rosalia. Camilla & Valinda are not heros - Cam is a Boxer/Private Investigator & Valinda is a professional gymnast.

The Timeline:

Rosalia - their first - was conceived almost immediately after their wedding. Though having grown up an only child herself, Moche feared Rosalia being an only child, and Miguel agreed, so they tried for another. Diego & Mateo - their second and third - are identical twins. Miguel's first boys, and his first set of multiples. Having boys, plural, was definitely and adjustment, but everyday Miguel fell in love with being a dad more and more, even when the days got hectic. So when Moche accidentally got pregnant again - he thought 'What's one more, four's a good number.' When the village elder told them she'd be having twins again - boys again - Miguel didn't believe her. I mean, the mystic woman was reading coca leaves and river stones - so how much could she really know? A lot. Cause she was right. Miguel & Gabriel - their fourth and fifth - are fraternal twins. Named after Miguel and his late brother Gabriel, the two often go by 'Riel' and 'Junior'. Five kids. Five kids Miguel adores. But FIVE KIDS. ONE girl and FOUR BOYS. ALL CLOSE IN AGE (Like within 4/5 years of each other) ALL SUPER-POWERED. Miguel loves it - Miguel is EXHAUSTED. But they're like super-parents. And they finally have the family they want. But more than anything, Miguel wants one more girl - a sister for Rosalia. And with Rosalia not showing interest in the path of curandera (a healer) - they both figured, 'hey, why not ONE more'. One more was okay. Six was good - six was Miguel's LIMIT. And like - the chances of Moche having twins AGAIN is next to zero. So they agreed to try for one more. They went to the Inti temple together, to pray to Mama Allpa - the fertility god of Moche's people - for a daughter. Seeing the sincerity and desire in their hearts, Mama Allpa received their prayer - and gave them triplets. This time, Miguel believed the village elder. He passed out when he heard. Isabella, Camilla, & Valinda are identical triplet girls, their youngest (and LAST Miguel swears), bringing the total up to eight. Just like Moche wanted. She's very happy with this outcome. And so is Miguel.

Pregnancy:

Moche & Miguel pride themselves on having traditional Inca pregnancies, according to the traditions of her country. For the Incas, pregnancy was the ultimate test of marriage and commitment - with the husband expected the utmost attention and care to his wife. Needless to say, this is something Miguel loves - an excuse to treat his wife like a big softie. Usually a tough cookie and a workaholic, Miguel gets to act like his 4'11 warrior of a wife is a fragile, glowing queen for 9 months straight. Which, paired with Moche's pregnancy irritability can usually result in what Miguel likes to call 'Matriarch Moche'.

Having been through 4 pregnancies throughout their marriage, during this time Miguel often becomes Moche's caretaker - a role her village takes very seriously (they've got their eye on him). A time where a couple is almost inseparable, Moche & Miguel are no different. And it can extend to everything from making her meals to opening doors for her.

Unlike Jessica though, Moche does NOT do Inca-Spider stuff while pregnant. (Even Miguel was like 'yeah not happening')

And since her and Miguel are always together, that usually results in an irritable and hangry Moche padding around Miguel's lair barefoot with food court food while he does his usual work.

He'll continue his work of being boss and handling missions - while occassionally stop to dote over his wife he just wants to watch soap operas in peace.

The two usually trade responsibilities around this time - with Moche handling most of the Society administrative work, while Miguel handles most of the active mission work, and watching over her universe.

Usually a formidable fighter and a fiercely independent, Pregnancy one of the rare times Moche feels like she can put her self in someone else's hands - knowing that she should reserve her spiritual energy for her baby.

And Miguel is more than happy to oblige (most of the time).

Miguel: *Giving an mission briefing to the Spidey-teens* I need you all to FOCUS, I'm serious. Every detail of this mission must be followed to- Moche: *from Miguel's platform* Miguel, I'm getting heartburn. Also, I can't find the remote. Miguel:.....ask Lyla to change the channel. Moche:..Migggueeell, where's the garbage bag? I'm feeling the nausea again. Why did you give me queso? Eating that queso was a horrible idea- Lyla: Miguel, you better hustle. Last time she barfed on your desktop my server was out for 2 hours. Miguel:....*sighs* If you'll excuse me.. I- just a minute.

Birth:

All of the O'Hara-Huapaya children were born in the traditional Incan way - by their parents, with no extra assistance. In Moche's tradition, there is no midwife or doctor - that responsibility falls unto the husband, to educate himself and support the mother of his child. This is what Moche wanted, wanting the moment to be shared solely by them. Admittedly, the days leading up to Rosalia's birth were terrifying for Miguel, and he did exhaustive research. And as her husband, it was his responsibility to prepare the space for her, deliver the baby, and help ease her pain - with aid just a call away if they needed. Rosalia's birth was not an easy one, with Moche choosing to give birth in the upright position - but Rosalia is born healthy and safe, and Miguel doing so well, that they gave birth to the other seven just the same (thought with the triplets, it did require a little help, that's SO many babies). After the birth, Rosalia was bathed and dressed by her godparents (Asa & Jess) before spending the night with Miguel while Moche recovered. The morning after Moche was prepared by the Mamaconas to meet her daughter. Miguel and Moche love this - Moche feels like it helps her shoulder the responsibility of pregnancy, and their babies' health. And with Miguel directly involved with every step, it allows him to understand her and their baby on a deeper level. Although Miguel had only asked for one, the first night alone with Rosalia, he knew he wanted as many as Moche would give him.

About Moche's Maternity Outfit:

Moche's outfit takes inspiration from a number of actual Moche, Inca, or Quechua sources - including this outfit of a Moche girl from an exhibit in Peru.(left). Moche's forearm tattoos are also inspired directly from the tattoos found on The Lady of Cao - a mummy found in Peru. The Lady of Cao was thought to be a potential priestess or ruler - and as Moche holds the title of village healer, she has similar ink. Moche wears a headdress similar to a rising sun. As a Mamacona (priestess of The Sun God Inti), the sun holds a lot of significance for her. Moche wears the headdress throughout her pregnancy as a signal to others the 'rising of a new sun' - or rather the in-coming birth of her child. The sash at her waist is woven, and underneath embroidered with symbols in order to spiritually protect and shield the babies.

[scouting4love]

.......my uncle broke his neck trying to get recommendation letters once

CAUSE PERCY JACKSON KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY??