#as my love for a character grows so does my bullying of them. toni you've reached a golden place

[reallunargift]

thinking thoughts.......

aww c'mon toni, don't be mad u3u

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Toni this is the 4567643th time this happens... seems to me you know Port can't help but bite you and you're playing 5D chess to get bitten 🤨🤨🤨

[tonystarkstan]

I've just had my depression hit me really hard lately, and I love your stuff so much. Do you think you could give a head canon or something involving some favorite Marvel character and cute cats? (No pressure. I know from your author notes you've been going through a lot lately)

I’m sorry to hear that! I know that’s really rough. ((I’m sorry I’m not more helpful, but I’m sort of in a similar place.))

Okay, so. Cute kitten headcanons:

-Peter finds a whole litter of kittens in an alley, curled up with their mom against an old dumpster. So of course he takes them in.

-Animals aren’t allowed in the apartment, so he sneaks them into Stark Tower and builds them a heated bed.

-Tony walks in to find them and is like, “Peter. What the fuck?” And Peter’s like, “What was I supposed to do, Mr. Stark?” And Tony’s like, “Send them??? To a shelter???”

-and Peter pulls the puppy eyes on him and says, in the most pathetic voice that instantly cracks through Tony’s resolve, “I just know what’s it’s like to go without food and warmth.” (Referring to him and May’s financial struggles.) Naturally, Tony caves.

- “Okay, but once they’re old enough to be away from their mom, we have to find homes for them.”

-Shenanigans ensue.

-Natasha all but adopts the little black kitten with orange speckles. She lets him perch on her shoulders as she walks around the Tower, and he climbs up her body like a tree. She names him Akela after the wolf in The Jungle Book.

-Tony goes to put on his shoe one morning when he’s met with a loud squeal. He jumps backwards, startled, and picks it up. A little head peeks out, and Tony groans. “PETER, COME GET YOUR GREMLIN.” From that day on, that kitten’s name is Sneakers.

-Peter and the mom cat, who he’s named Ginny, get along splendidly. He lets her rest on his lap after a long day of amusing and feeding her kids. At dinner, he sneaks her scraps. Tony notices but doesn’t have the heart to say anything.

-Tony sometimes sneaks Ginny scraps, too.

-Sneakers follows Tony around everywhere.

-One day, he sneaks into Tony’s briefcase, and during a very important meeting that Pepper has bullied him into actually attending, Sneakers pops out, shocking the room.

-At first, Tony’s pissed, but then he looks at the cute little face staring up at him and totally caves. He holds out his palm and lets Sneakers crawl onto it. He holds the kitten for the rest of the meeting.

-Ginny loves Pepper. She loves curling up next to Pepper’s feet while she does paperwork. A couple of times, Tony’s come up to his room to find Pepper fast asleep, with Ginny laying next to her protectively. He can’t find it within himself to be upset.

-The tabby kitten, Basil, isn’t even a little afraid of Thor, despite his huge size. When she first meets him, she lets out a fierce (cute) hiss and claws at him. Thor laughs and scoops her right up.

-Basil eventually grows to love Thor, often trailing behind him wherever he goes. She LOVES his hammer. Her favorite thing to do is climb on top of it, and he has to chastise her for trying to use the handle as a scratching post.

-Tiger (“Very original, Pete”) can’t decide who he loves more: Bucky or Clint. Bucky is fun to climb on, and his metal arm is so shiny that Tiger is obsessed with rubbing against it. But Clint ties feathers and little bags of catnip to the ends of his arrows and then shoots a low target, letting Tiger run after it to swipe at the makeshift toy.

-Sometimes, the Avengers have movie nights where they gather a bunch of blankets and comforters and lay on the floor while they watch movies. But now, Ginny and all her kittens lay amongst Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, laying on their chests and curling up in the warm blankets.