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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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"I’m very concerned about my client’s right to a fair trial in this case.  He’s being prejudiced by some statements that are being made by government officials. Like every other defendant, he’s entitled to a presumption of innocence. But unfortunately the way this has been handled so far his rights are being violated. And as you know, Your Honor, there’s a wealth of case law guaranteeing his rights to a fair trial, but none of the safeguards have been put in place yet here — in fact it’s just the opposite of what’s been happening. 
He’s a young man, and he is being treated like a human pingpong ball between two warring jurisdictions here.
These federal and state prosecutors are coordinating with one another at the expense of him. They have conflicting theories in their indictment, and they are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle. 
He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. It was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement. He’d been in custody for over a week. He waived extradition. He was cooperative at all accounts. There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles — that frankly I had no idea it was in their arsenal — and to have all the press there the media there. It was perfectly choreographed. 
And what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, Your Honor? That just made it utterly political. And as your honor knows under Loro v. Charles, the Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit has held it to be clearly established that these staged perp walks to the media unrelated to a legitimate law enforcement objective is unconstitutional. And I submit that there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk. There’s absolutely no need for that whatsoever. 
And frankly, Your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded dealing with his own issues. And, frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione. 
And there are consequences to this. 
He has a right to a fair trial. And I just want to put on the record statements that the mayor made publicly about my client. Nothing saying “alleged” for example. And he said “I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not just going to allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state ‘You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the city of New York that I love.’” And he wanted to show symbolism. 
Your Honor, he’s not a symbol. He’s somebody who is afforded the right to a fair trial. He’s innocent until proven guilty. And the mayor was talking to jurors — future potential jurors that elected him. Those are the people that elected him that he is talking to and calling this man a terrorist.
So, Your Honor, I just want to make a record of this and put everyone on notice that this has to stop, and my client is entitled to a fair trial and the presumption of innocence."
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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Timebomb tiiiime
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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Yeahh you do
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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kakashi realizing he has a crush on the cute chuunin academy instructor vs iruka realizing he has a crush on the jounin that reads porn in public
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hooved-menace · 12 hours ago
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Comic inspired by this post made by @kkirincorrectquotes .
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hooved-menace · 15 hours ago
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Fun little detail most people probably missed, but Jayce's Marionette Statue loses two fingers when it gives the Hammer to Survivor Jayce.
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Which is interesting, because his mother also lost two fingers in the blizzard they almost died in.
They're also the opposite fingers as the ones she loses.
Ximena lost her pointer and middle on her left hand
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While Jayce loses the ring and pinkie on his right.
I would love to see some post final battle Jayce fanart rocking finger prosthetics like his mama tbh
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hooved-menace · 16 hours ago
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hooved-menace · 18 hours ago
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this was just an excuse for me to draw XS shirt jayce x shampoo ad viktor
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hooved-menace · 19 hours ago
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tooth gaps ❤️‍🩹
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hooved-menace · 19 hours ago
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Y’know, maybe it should never have been shocking that as the son of an amputee, Jayce has no trouble seeing the beauty in imperfections and how they make us who we are.
Jayce didn’t encounter his first disability with Viktor, or in his own household when his leg was broken, but with his mother when she lost her fingers to the cold on the day the mage (Viktor) saved them both. Her disability wasn’t a weakness to Jayce, it was a product of profound strength battling the elements to save her and her son’s life.
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hooved-menace · 20 hours ago
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hooved-menace · 22 hours ago
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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam
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hooved-menace · 22 hours ago
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