#as much as kendall is definitively a shit dad and a shit husband i’ve never seen rava as a total victim cuz at the end of the day.

[stewykablooey]

I've been thinking a lot about Rava lately for some reason. Do you have any Rava headcanons? Do you think her and Stewy have ever gotten along, or do you think there's always just been contempt?

hiiiii richard <3

ultimately i think rava is a good girl from a good family who’s actually not that good of a girl from not that good of a family

i Do think stewy and rava got along before she and kendall got married, i dont think they were ever close or more than amicable cuz i really just dont think their each other’s type (platonically (or otherwise)) like stewy thinks rava is boring and rava thinks stewy is an asshole and they’re both correct respectively.

i dont think the contempt settled in until kendall and rava got married, and no not because of jealousy but yes because of each of their relationships to kendall. rava thinks stewy enables kendall, while stewy thinks rava thinks she can save/change kendall. and they’re both a little bit wrong. stewy’s not so much enabling kendall as he is taking care of him in his own insane way. there’s definitely still a selfish element; kendall high or at a party or up to whatever no good with stewy is probably closer to a real version of kendall than stewy gets otherwise + those things pertain really well to stewy’s own personal interests, but its an outlet and a freedom for kendall too. im sure at some point the line of thinking to stewy became: kendall will either be high or dead. so stewy is ready to feed him sex drugs and money forever because he prefers kendall alive.

for rava, i dont think rava thinks she can save or change kendall because she didn’t see kendall as needing saving or changing when she first met him/fell in love with him/married him. i think the kendall she knew was a kendall she thought could and would do all the things he says he can and will do — become heir, change the company, change the world — because she knew him/loved him/married him when a lot of that was still so possible. i think the fundamental difference between rava and stewy is that rava met and got to know kendall when he was at his least attached to logan (in college) and stewy met and got to know kendall when he was at his most attached to logan (in childhood). she just couldn’t know what she was deadling with, probably thought she and kendall were the same; a shitty dad that they ultimately want to break free of. kendall in college, sure had the trauma, but be also had time. waystar was well within reach, there was no reason to think he wouldn’t get everything he wanted and do everything he wanted, he hadnt been blue balled of his destiny for 20 years yet. if we’re to assume they got married in their early twenties then this still stands. i imagine as time went on and logan persisted and the festering festered, whatever kendall she believed in went with it. and from there it wasn’t about saving him, but just about letting him go. i think rava takes her relationship with kendall as a responsibility; she owns up to having married him and having had children with him, even if it turned out to be misguided, by continuing to be in his life cordially as possible and keeping a relationship between him and the kids. ultimately she just kind of got bamboozled a little bit, which isn’t really anyone’s fault entirely. i think they were just two kids in real love but in over their heads

[tempestaurora]

Hi, don't know if you're still doing this but:

2 royal + 52 Marriage of Convenience 

Eddie and Buck 911

2: Royal Au + 52: Marriage of Convenience

alright i've read like four of these in the past two days so i've been trying to think up something original

personally, i'd tell the story of the buckleys, rulers of some made up country like genovia. the buckley king and queen, phillip and margaret, had three children: daniel, madeline and evan. tragically, their eldest grew sick at a young age, and prince evan was born in an attempt to save his life (although the family would never admit that to the world); evan's spare parts, however, must have been defective, for the young prince daniel died, leaving madeline as the heir to the throne

now, here's the thing about being royal: it sucks. no one tells you it sucks, but it does, and madeline (or maddie, as she prefers) and evan know this first hand, especially as maddie grows older and has to start looking for a husband

in walks doug kendall, a neurosurgeon, and by god does the country love him

so much so that evan, once old enough, decides to start travelling, start going around the world, because it's not like he'll be missed, right? he may be the country's beloved prince evan (the brightest smile and biggest heart of any royal they've ever known) - but he's not needed for day-to-day things

so he travels, and when he does, he does it in disguise. no guards, no royal escorts, no private planes. he even goes by buck, because its easier that way - and its not like genovia is a big country, so its not like he's going to get recognised

he's on a tour of the united states when he reaches el paso, texas, where a young eddie diaz, recently abandoned and divorced by his wife, and father to a four-year-old christopher, are struggling to make end's meet

one of eddie's three jobs is as a bartender at the bar that buck wanders into

and by god can they not stop staring at each other

i mean, a hot bartender with just the right amount of stubble who holds himself with innate confidence

and a hot patron with a birthmark above his left eye and an open smile like sunshine is just flooding out of him?

they get to talking real quick

and although buck doesn't mention being a prince, he stays at the bar long enough to hear all about eddie's life and current troubles (isn't the patron supposed to vent to the bartender? buck asks. hey i listen to people vent all the time, eddie replies, it's rightfully my turn)

and well, buck has an idea - a dumb idea, because he's a bit drunk, but an idea all the same

we should get married, buck says

what

buck shrugs. if i'm hearing you right, you just got divorced, your parents are threatening to take away your child - aka the light of your life - and you need insurance and money. if we get married, you're no longer a single dad working three jobs with no insurance - i dunno man sounds like a good idea to me

and eddie's not usually one to do stupid, reckless things, and he fully expects this to backfire in a ridiculous way, but goddammit - he's twenty six, he's allowed to do dumb shit occasionally, and buck is something he definitely wants to do

it takes a few weeks (they both think the other will back out, but neither does) and buck has to get a lot of things sorted privately and quietly, especially in regards to marriage licenses and visas, but idk he's a prince he can fast track that shit, but then the two of them are getting married at a court house, with just christopher and eddie's sisters to witness

(eddie hears buck's name as evan buckley for the first time on the day they get married; he does not recognise it in the slightest. he doesn't care about royals.)

(in those few weeks, eddie is blown away (and a little in love) with how good buck is with chris; there are several near-misses with either of them shirtless, fresh from the shower, or dressed up in a suit; and at least nine moments where they almost kissed but didn't and thought the other didn't want to)

helena and ramon, by the way, are pissed

eddie is thrilled

and everything's great - buck moves into eddie's house, ending his tour of america then and there in el paso; signs lots of documents and makes lots of phone calls; listens to eddie talk about the idea of moving to LA, of being a firefighter, of doing something he's proud of

and after one night when buck carries christopher to bed and tucks him in, eddie watching from the doorway, they return to the living room for eddie to immediately kiss him

buck kisses back, of course

its the next day that the news drops: prince evan buckley of genovia has secretly married a single father in texas

eddie finds out through the newspaper. he looks between it, then buck, then it, and says: what

and buck goes for a smile and says, surprise?

eddie's annoyed for like a minute and a half, but buck is too delightful and charming to be mad at for long.

buck's parents, on the other hand - boy can they hold a grudge

the story ends like this: buck and eddie travel to genovia with christopher; they introduce him around the family, around the country, and genovia is still surprised, but ultimately endeared by the family prince evan has made for himself, unaware that it was built on a dumb, drunk idea.

(what happens when they find out? eddie asks quietly, one night. why would they find out? buck replies. we're married, eddie, and not to be embarrassing - but i've got a massive crush on you, so i'm happy to see where this takes us)

in the epilogue, buck denounces his claim to the throne to move to the usa, LA specifically, and live with christopher and eddie there. maddie follows not long after, publicly divorcing her abusive husband and needing some time away. she eventually goes back, because being a royal may suck, but she's still instilled with a sense of duty towards her people - however, when she returns, many years later, upon her parents' abdication so that she may take the throne, she brings her husband, chimney, and their daughter, jee-yun with her

by that point, of course, eddie and buck are very happy, very in love, and are no longer married out of convenience, but joy

Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.