#as is exploiting the labour of garden gnomes 🐸😇🫶🏼

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... not sure what you mean, I am a very normal cat who is very normal about garden gnomes and capitalism!!!!!!

you don't believe in garden creature workers rights and are actively keeping a gnome from unionizing in your backyard

true FALSE!

No idea where you got that impression from, I'll have you know I keep my garden gnome very happy in his 24/7 work contract with 0 PTO days where he has to stay outside in all kinds of weather conditions, here is photographic proof of his happiness and love for capitalism (the bird is just an innocent bird chatting to the gnome and definitely not a spy, keeping track of the gnome for me!! just preemptively making sure you know that!!).

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false