#as in if the penguins go on a rampage they will be fed to them

[review-anon]

Is Satoko not allowed because the moment she'd step onto the Voidship a lifetime of anon abuse would be sent her way?

//Its more because a) I don’t know if I want the WOH parents in here full stop and b) Satoko is a very plot important character in DTFA.

//If she shows up in ASOOT and I have a better idea if to use the WOH parents or not, then I might be tempted after she’s had her arc in DTFA.

//Currently if she appears in the Voidship, she gets ejected straight into the Void where her body is subjected to spaghettification and she then dies.

[captain-astors]

Hide 2, kimi 2, 7, and 13 for any au!

Alright! Pardon the wait,

2. Hide headcanon, Collects those little eraser animal things and hands them out like candy. You're having a bad day? Eraser zebra on your desk. You're proud of yourself? Eraser penguin appears in your jacket pocket. Confused and stressed? Eraser lion. Do not ask when he put them there, he'll just dodge the question and use it as a transition to talk about why he gave them to you. The secrets of his stealth are unfathomable to any mere mortal, just accept your new friend and let it bring you strength.

2. Kimi headcanon! Impressively talented at arcade games, she will kick your ass. It's a combination of knowing all the tricks to beating their scams and raw skill. Nishiki had a very rude awakening to this when he had this whole grand plan for a nice date, where he was going to win her something from the claw machine and then they'd get icecream together. Only to witness these plans crumble as he was beaten 6 times in pinball, and witnessed her break the laws of physics to grab exactly the stuffed animal she wanted from the claw machine 3 times in a row without dropping them. She gave him one and he's a little bit afraid of it.

7. Angst headcanon

I'm not a very angst-ish person by nature regardless of what my fics/drawings might suggest but I'll try my best...

Rotten Follow is a quinque made from Shikorae's deceased older brother, something that undeniably has extremely polarizing emotions tied to it because on one hand the memory of his brother seems to be the only thing he's managed to hold on to, but he was also tortured into a catatonic state with that quinque and only kept alive by the small bits of his brother's body he was fed over the years which is YIKES even for Tokyo Ghoul. As much as I love Shikorae I do think he is a prime example of the prioritization of "dark" subjects over logic as well as several other issues with the portrayal of villainous ghouls in the story.

Anyways, with all this context in mind I don't think it's too much of a reach to say that Shikorae's rampage could've been motivated by the inheritor of Rotten Follow after Furuta (Whoever that could be) and a simple desire to chase after any trace of his brother. Because he's never been shown to be explicitly malicious (given he hasn't been shown as the contrary either) simply following orders and hunger.

13. A headcanon about a AU (of your preference)

Not great at AU's either because I'm mostly fond of minor alterations that have ripple effects and no one wants to hear me ramble for 3 paragraphs about how if Furuta lived who's to say his RC system couldn't get worse actually- anyways may's just around the corner so mermaid AU, exclusively with some of my favorites and also Arima:

Hanbee would be a False Killer Whale

Juuzou would be a Bottlenose (They form partnerships sometimes it's really interesting)

Hairu's a River Dolphin.

Arima's a Sperm Whale.

Rize's a Giant Pacific Octopus or Great White.

Furuta's a Mimic Octopus.

Koori's a Blue Pinoy Angelfish.

Uta's a Killer Whale

Renji's an Angel Shark or Thresher

Itori's a mantis shrimp

[review-anon]

Sorry, yesterday was a bad day for me and I'm very tired, so what's happening??

(//I live in Spain, so yesterday's blackout hit me too)

-✨🌌✨ Anon

//Damn sorry to hear that, it still boggers my mind how entire countries can just lose power like that, and while the UK has a better energy system to not go through stuff like that, we do have issues with power consumption so it might be something to not look forward to in the future.

A Void Whale Calf got onto the Voidship, which would have been fine since we could have escorted it out of the ship.

But of course two morons decided to try and kill it and unsurprisely it got pissed off and started rampaging.

Yes so its time to tell them where they went wrong.

*Heathcliff and Ishmauel are tied up and groaning from the pain of the Pokemon attacks*

Heathcliff: Who are you bastards? Why do you have possession of monsters like that?

We are the ones who should be asking questions here, as we were having a good time until you two decided to attack that whale calf.

Ishmael: I'm sorry but that's not a whale calf its too big for one.

You have no idea how big the whale is, and it wasn't doing anything before that idiot attacked it, and you could have caused all sorts of problems!

Exactly so who are you and why did you do it?

Ishmael: My name is Ishmael, I work at Limbus Company, and the reason this mess happened in the first place is because SOMEONE doesn't know how to control themselves. *Glares at Heathcliff*

Heathcliff: Hey its not my fault, where there's a monster nearby its usually bad news and needs to be killed!

Ishmael: THIS. IS. NOT. THE. CITY. You have no idea what rules apply here and now all you did was destroy property and ticked off the inhabitants of this place! At this rate I wouldn't even be surprised if we get banned from here....

Do you have someone in charge to speak to about this?

Ishmael: Dante...he's been here before to get another lost collague of ours back from here, and he's not gonna be happy about this.

Okay this is what we are gonna do, you two head back to your home dimension, you inform your boss what has occured, that boss is to come here, and I'm gonna have a serious word with him regarding what has been going on.

Things are crazy enough here, we do NOT need anymore havoc that's unneeded.

Heathcliff: Urgh do we have too...

*Suddenly Heathcliff is picked up by Telekinesis*

YOU ALMOST CAUSED A RAMPAGE HERE! I DO NOT TOLERATE RECKLESS IDIOTS WHO ALMOST GET EVERYONE KILLED! AND I HAVE HALF A MIND TO FED YOU TO THE PENGUINS RIGHT NOW FOR THIS.

Ishmael: Penguins?

The servents of Tawaki operate this vessal but they have a foul temper and should you provoke them you will banished to the underworld forcifully.

Ishmael: That made absoulately no sense to me.

You have probably seen some penguins around here, they help operate the Voidship but if they smell blood or dead bodies, they go on a rampage and kill everyone in sight and given how they could probably eat that Void Whale if given enough time you do NOT want to mess with them.

Heathcliff: .....

Ishmael: ....Just....let us go back to the city, we deal with your conduct later!

*Before Heathcliff could say something both of them vanish before everyone*

Annnnd that's enough of that, managed to find the signal they got summoned on and blocked it so that forced them back home.

Well that just...happened.