#as for spider.......yeah i know the spider fans are gonna get mad at me for this one but...

[nattikay]

😅 if I may...you make it sound like Jake’s reason for leaving was completely arbitrary and random. It wasn’t. He left because his family was being directly threatened and he felt it was the only way to keep them safe. He makes that motivation pretty clear when he's discussing it with Neytiri: "he's hunting us", "he's targeting our family", and then when Neytiri brings up the children:

He's not thrilled about the idea...I mean, look at his face! This is clearly something that's tearing him up inside:

But, let's look at the options Jake was probably weighing in his head here:

Option A: Flee

Pros: get my family as far away from the threat of Quaritch and the RDA as possible Cons: leaving the place and people my wife and kids grew up with and start over in a new clan

Option B: Stay

Pros: remain in a familiar beloved location with familiar beloved people Cons: also remain in the same area as a bunch of genetically modified supersoldiers who are hunting down me and my family specifically led by my undead ex-boss hell-bent on seeking revenge who has just proved that he has absolutely zero qualms with going after my children to get to me

Like, neither option is great, it's a lose/lose for sure, but I can absolutely understand why Jake chose option A and I don't at all think it was just some sudden whim, it was a difficult decision, and not one he came to lightly.

As for "taking Neytiri away from her home", it's not like he grabbed her by the ear and dragged her kicking and screaming. No, she wasn't happy about leaving—and I don't blame her at all for that! Leave the home and the people she loved, where she lived her whole life, where she grew up and also raised her own family? Good gracious, I wouldn't want to either!—but she and Jake had a conversation about it like adults (yes, some voices were raised, but let's cut them both some slack, they just went through the scare of their lives with the ghost of an old enemy coming back from the dead and holding their kids hostage and then barely escaping from a rain of bullets, they're lucky they all made it out of that alive), Jake presented his case and in the end she saw his point and agreed. She hated it, hated the idea of leaving but realized that unfortunately, yeah, Jake was right; their whole family was in serious mortal danger with the recoms lurking around and that the safest thing to do was leave. So even though it breaks her heart, she agrees to go. And Jake, understanding what a massive sacrifice he is asking of her, does his best to comfort her.

If you dislike or disagree with the decision to leave, that's totally fine—we're all entitled to our own opinions after all! But I think the choice was a very reasonable one given the circumstances. There were no winning options in this scenario, no good options, so they had to pick the least-bad.

WHATS UR FAVRIOUTE MOVIE OF AVATAR??

-anon(o≧▽゜)o

I would have to say the first one

I love them both equally like my children I had way to many years apart (that's funny if you know how long movie 2 with in production for)

But the way Jake and Neytiri were characterised bothered me a little bit.

(SPOILER WARNING)

I mean Jake just kinda took off. He was fighting so hard and all of a sudden Quaritch comes back and he decided to just run away? Take Neytiri away from her home?

And then when Quaritch kidnapped Spider he didn't even try to go after him? (there's more to that which I have ranted too in another post) but yeah it just felt strange

There were some character things that I just didn't agree with but overall it was a fantastic movie because I had so many new characters to relate to and Quaritch coming back was such a twist

But I will have to say Avatar 1 was my favourite (so far there are 4 other movies in production and I can't wait for the third one)

Thanks for the ask!

[goose-duck]

Creepypasta incorrect quotes ⭐

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Nina: spirit Halloween opened up early and my poor money decisions are always open so I bought a bunch of stuff

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Jeff: so...are we the best or the worst?

Toby: yes, sir.

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Jeff: he doesn't have eyeballs bro- he probably doesn't have balls either...

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Nina: he's ugly, I love him

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Y/N: There's just something abt his lack of a mouth and being less fluffy that makes me want him

Toby: he can't scream

Y/N: perfect

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Jeff: best friends!!

Y/N: nooOOOOO!!!!

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EJ: I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice

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Y/N: heading into work~

*explosion*

Y/N: or maybe not-

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Nina: so romantic~

Jeff: *screaming*

Nina: romance <3

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Y/N: Jack, why am I in this room?

EJ: am I responsible for you moving from room to room now?

Y/N: yes.

EJ: then stay in that room.

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Toby: it's an elevator

Masky: this is a ladder, Toby.

Toby: imagination ✨

Hoodie: just because you put a sign that says "elevator" doesn't mean it's actually an elevator.

Toby: imagination ✨

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Y/N: but not me, because no one can get mad at me

Jane: I feel like in an hour we're all gonna be mad at you for something

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Toby: I made a house, what did you make?

Sally: a balloon

Toby: wonderful

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Jeff: just don't be blind

EJ: wow, you've cured me

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Toby: someone please take me off this fucking planet

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Y/N: Don't look at ceilings when ur tired. Never know what you'll see.

Toby: context, please

Y/N: Thought I had a fucking ceiling fan but it was just the balloons that I refuse to take down from my 13th birthday. I can't tell if I'm tired or stupid but I think either way it's correct.

Toby: it's probably both

Y/N: Exactly- It scared the shit outta me too-I saw it and was so fucking scared that I might have a ceiling fan in my room-

Toby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A FAN! ITS ON THE CEILING!!

Y/N: Y/N, Weakness: ceiling fans that may or may not be there

Toby: strength: walking in high heels, weakness: imaginary ceiling fans

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Hoodie: it's just a deer or something

Masky: bro, that is not a deer

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Jeff: *sees a spider* I should have just bombed the house the last time I saw one of you fuckers

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EJ: I'm doing good...im doing great...i have a headache.....

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Jeff: this is like when I threatened to steal your skin and bones and stuff

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Jeff: it's like if a heat stroke were a room

Y/N: me

Jeff: no, you're like if a heat stroke were a person

Y/N: oh

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Y/N: tree tops

Jeff: crispy

Nina: crispy tree tops?

Jane: why are they crispy?

EJ: why is everyone talking about trees??

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Jane: I'm moving the pumpkins, sorry, Toby

Toby: nooo, my life's work...

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Toby: would you be more offended if I got a mug of milk or orange juice?

Masky: milk.

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Jeff: they're all safety scissors, I don't think I can possibly be unsafe with them

*pile of about 10 safety scissors*

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LJ: I took some of his teeth and coloured them like candy corns

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Jeff: I'll steal ur hair, I'll take ur eyebrows and I'll steal ur skin too

Toby: please, that's all I have

Jeff: U have bones, mucles, veins, blood, cartilage and organs that I could take too

Toby: no thanks

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Hoodie: Masky is this big *puts his fingers together*

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Jeff: what are you doing dude?

Y/N: hugging? I think??

Jeff: it's weird...

Y/N: yeah, let's never do that again

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Y/N: die.

Toby: :0

Y/N: in a nice way..?

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Nina: I'm sure there's someone in Fabio who's named Russia

Jane: what?

Nina: yup.

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Jeff: I hit myself in the face with an eye!

EJ: give it to me!

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Ben: what the rational number?

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Toby: I think I failed at life...

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*Jeff and Toby leave the room*

Masky: well, that was a headache

Hoodie: which one?

EJ: both.

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*Jeff walks by*

Jane: look at him, he's greasy

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Y/N: why are you only offended when Jeff says something?

EJ: because it's Jeff

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Toby: well how's this right?

Jeff: because I'm here!

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Jane: I'm going to Halifax

Jeff: Hali-fuck you

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Sally: I saw a girl and she was young

Y/N: you're young

Sally: I'm 8

Y/N: exactly, young.

Sally: so you're a grandma?

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Toby: fellas, if you need me, I'll be living inside this cabinet

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Y/N: I'm afraid of togetherness

[crazystargirl]

jealous? i don't get jealous! ♥

NONE OF THESE LINKS BELOW ARE UPDATED!

pt.2 || pt. 3 || pt.4

pairing ♥: spider soccoro x reader, spider soccoro x human!reader, jealous!spider soccoro x reader

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author's note ♥: LMAO HELP I JUST REALIZED I REUSED ONE OF THE IMAGES FOR HERE AND THE MASTERLIST BUT ANYWAYS writers block has been a bit of a bitch lately but i managed to finish this at dinner. help my food took so long to come and it tasted terrible :((

After conversing with Neteyam and Spider for a bit longer, you noticed Lo’ak still wasn't talking, at least he stopped fidgeting and seemed to be listening to yall's conversation.

Right as you were about to open your mouth to ask why, Neteyam beat you to it

"Hey lil bro! Why so tense still?"

You were not lying when you thought that Lo’ak turned like a deer in headlights

"Uh nothing, just thinking, saving my energy for later"

"Pshhh yeah right, all we're doing is setting up camp tonight and sleeping so what's the real reason?" Neteyam retorted

You and Spider both exchange a look of suprise, you guys had never heard Neteyam call Lo’ak out like that. 

Lo'ak was once again saved by Jake this time as he announced that you guys were about to arrive and to make sure no one had anything dangling out 

Damn every single time you were about to find out what Lo’ak was thinking about, someone saves him.

As you guys landed, everyone started to get off the ikrans. As jake went to help everyone get their stuff off, spider came over to you and helped you off.

"Dad's gonna set up camp, do you guys wanna explore a bit?" Lo'ak said, coming up beside Spider

"Yeah sure, let's just not bring Tuk" Spider says

You look up at the boys confused, "why not?"

"Well she usually just slows us down and we have to bring her because Dad says so" Kiri says coming to stand beside you

"Damn alright lets go then" you say as Spider takes your hand

Kiri sees that and sees Lo’ak narrow his eyes at the gesture, goddamn if Lo’ak liked you then why wouldn't he just confess

As you guys explored you found a few pretty flowers that you wanted to pick. Spider saw you looking at them and took you over and picked them

"Guys hurry up! We don't have all day, dad's gonna get mad at us if he sees us gone for so long!" Kiri says looking back at you two.

Spider puts the flowers behind your ear and grabs your hand. Kiri hears Lo’ak scoff behind her as you two make your way to the sully kids

"Lo’ak if you’re going to get annoyed with Spider’s flirting try making it less obvious, do you even know if the two are dating?" Kiri huffs, clearly annoyed with Lo’ak's behavior

"Well I've never asked but by their behavior with each other i doubt it, spider flirts with y/n all the time but i have never seen her once reciprocate his gestures" Lo’ak retorts with an eye roll.

"Hey i think we should head back now, it's getting late" Spider says as you and him make your way to them.

You all agree and make your way back to the camp area

Neytiri immediately starts sorting you all into to groups to sleep in

"Lo'ak, Spider, and Neteyam go over there, Kiri and y/n in there, and Tuk you can sleep with me and Jake"

You all nodded and went to your designated tents

As you laid down, you see Kiri come and sit beside you. You prop yourself up on your elbow, "What's up?"

"Nothing really, i just wanted to know if there was a specific reason you're never allowed out the lab?"

"Oh well honestly I'm not sure. It has to do partly because your mom isn't the biggest fan of us but other than that I'm not sure…"

"Oh alright, i hope Norm lets you come out more, i missed you"

"Me too, good night Kiri"

You fall asleep quickly due to not being used to so much physical activity but Kiri laid awake for a while.

She realized she had forgotten to ask you about how you felt about Spider. She loved Lo’ak and all but honestly she did not think that you two would go well together

Not only that but you seemed oblivious to both boys feelings, so how was she going to break it to you gently that you were caught in a love triangle between your best friend and her brother?

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[lunarspiral1127]

Alright, now let's actually talk about X-Men 97 episode 9 *SPOILERS ALSO SOME RANTING INCOMING*

The results of Magneto's worldwide blackout

Uh, I think Magneto's omega level moment to stop the Prime Sentinels and the Spider-Man cameo got me distracted on what his EMP also did to the world, which is not good.

Yeah, so thousands have died because of this, mutants are being hunted down more than ever, and the world's gonna end in less than 12 hours. So....Magneto made things worse for everybody, mutants and humans.....god dammit.

So, because of this Magneto is also something to deal with as well as Bastion (even though this was all Bastion's fault and the mastermind behind everything, including the massacre, but okay 😒). This means he's back to being an enemy, which I don't like. He was doing good as a protagonist, and just for him to revert back to being an antagonist again?! I mean, I get why, I just don't like it. Even when, again, BASTION IS RIGHT THERE!!! *sigh* I guess with the time limit, they gotta deal with both of them and fix Earth.

Asteroid M again? Didn't Magneto try this before back in the previous show, and it backfired? In fact, he only recruited two others, which I'll get to later. Why isn't he saving more of his kind and bring them to Asteroid M? Maybe he just started and went to the X-Men first before going to find and rescue other mutants Yeah, as you can tell, I'm liking where this is going for Magneto.

Storm and Forge

THANK GOD SHE'S BACK! AND SHE'S BACK IN THE INTRO WITH HER BLACK OUTFIT TOO, I MISSED HER SO MUCH! 😭

Jubilee and Jean hugging her at different times was so nice. And, Beast and Forge greeting each other was nice too. Gotta cling to the good moments cause things get bad....REAL BAD.

More of Storm and Jean's sisterhood which was sweet. But, did they let her know about Nate being Cable and that it was Madelyn, a clone, that she interacted with during that timeskip before she left? Cause I feel like Storm needs to know about that.

As bummed out as I was that the two wouldn't confront either Sinister or Bastion, I do understand why. Storm's powers are great for taking out multiple targets, and we do need more moments with the two.

I don't believe their dead. It'll be total bullcrap for the two to reunite with the others as well as them caring for each other, just for them to die like that. So, yeah, they'll be fine.....they freaking better.

Still wish Forge contacted the rest of X-Factor to have a big team up and get some extra help.

More classic outfits

I do like some of them, like Storm's, Rogue's, Cyclop's (although, I'll miss seeing his hair), and Wolverine's brown and yellow.

However, I'm not a fan of Jean's Marvel Girl outfit. I like her 90s outfit that she had before better.

Also, Morph's outfit is just the yellow and blue but with big shoulder pads....why?

So, Roberto's a member of the X-Men now? So, he got an outfit too, but I wish we could've seen the buildup for him being a member. Last time I checked, he wasn't interested in being a member, but still hung out with Jubilee and became his boyfriend. The outfit's not bad, but it doesn't feel like it's been earned.

Xavier

*sigh* I'm probably the only one here that feels bad for the professor. But, I also feel like it could've been handled better. Have Xavier actually stay in contact with them while away. Have him still be recovering but still too sick to go back home. Hell, have him be in a coma! Many things in this show could've been done to give Xavier more of a reason why he wasn't there during that year time-skip instead of the black hole excuse.

Now, things are tense between him and Scott because he picked Magneto to lead the team. Okay, Magneto was doing fine, he was just more strict is all. Plus, I thought we were done with the distrust of Magneto after episode two.

Even Rogue is mad at him, which I get why. And, Magneto won't listen to him, which again, I also get why. I just where all this conflict is gonna lead to in the finale.

Rogue and Sunspot

So, those two chose Magneto, and not gonna lie, I got upset with that. When she was talking about leading the mutants at Genosha, I thought she rejected the offer back in episode 5, so I didn't understand what she meant by that. I get that she doesn't want to see more mutants die, but they're dying anyway and more are gonna die. I get that she's pissed at what happened, and she still has that anger and grief over what happened to Gambit, but when all this is done, where is she gonna go? Back to the X-Men? That is if there's still a team left.

Roberto.....okay, I get why he sided with Magneto, and I'm trying to like this version of Sunspot. But, I'm sorry, but I couldn't. Not after hurting Jubilee like that. Her being there for him wasn't enough after everything that happened wasn't enough. Plus, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. He's new to all this, he has no idea what Magneto has done or what he's capable of. So I was okay with Jubilee fighting back.

Rogue's choice made Nightcrawler sad....I hate seeing that precious blue elf devil man being sad. Thank god, we didn't have those two fight, otherwise, I'd be more upset. But, it was sad seeing her fight Wolverine cause the two are friends.

Also, she was wearing Gambit's coat....why does this show keep hurting so much?

Gold Team vs. Bastion and Sinister

So, Bastion really did love his mother. At least they kept that part of his backstory in this. I don't think she's dead, cause the Prime Sentinels should be alive, just not working. But, what happened to his father? Did his dad die? I've been noticing a lack of dads in the show aside from Scott.

Hulk cameo.

The fight scenes were really good. Especially Sinister vs. Jean. She was so bad@$$ in that fight. Although, I thought Morph was gonna confront Sinister too due to what he did to Morph. But, this is the Summers' family moment.

When did Sinister get control over Cable?! Well, apparently he did, and now he's forced to fight his kinda sorta other mom? At least we got to see his mutant power again.

Is Jean gonna die? Again? Cause, she and Scott are back in good terms in their relationship.

Well, the plan kinda backfired, but there's still a chance to turn it around in the finale.

Blue Team vs. Magneto

Okay, I know that Xavier tried to talk to him, but words ain't gonna reach Magneto anymore. Although, I did laugh when Magneto told him to shut up.

Cyclops disobeying Xavier's orders. Is that the first time that ever happened? Cause damn.

Not gonna lie, I thought Wolverine succeeded in killing Magneto. But, he probably should've kept stabbing and slashing or go for a more vital area. Maybe then Wolverine wouldn't have gotten....that at the end.

Yeah, the end....how freaking dare you do this to Logan! His adamantine ripped out of his body! He still has his skeleton, but to do that to him?! Just....WHY?!?!?!

I know this happened in Fatal Attractions in the comics, but it doesn't mean I wanted it to happen to him in the show! I feel so bad for Logan.

Also, WHY DID YOU BRING THE GUY WITH METAL IN HIS BODY TO FIGHT A GUY WHO CAN MANIPULATE METAL?!?!?! Did it ever come across their minds that this would've been a bad idea? I know that the writers want this comic moment to happen, but come on! Logan should've been with the gold team!

I think that's all I got at the moment. I made a post of potential outcomes for the finale from the comics at the result of what happened to Logan. And, I'm dreading what might come to fruition. As for the stuff with Bastion and Sinister, they gotta turn things around for that one. But, I'm worried that the finale will lead to a dark end instead of a hopeful one. The finale will have to make it or break it for me, cause I love X-Men and all this conflict and stuff is just hurting so much. I still like the show, and it's way WAY better than the What If series in the MCU. But, we'll have to see what happens next week.

[sciderman]

So Cody Ziglar (who wrote Spider-Punk, Miles Morales, apparently worked on Rick and Morty, and some other Spider-Man stuff, and also She-Hulk) is gonna be writing a new Deadpool ongoing starting in April, and apparently Ellie is making a return. I am mildly interested in his run, he seems to have experience with comedy, 4th wall breaks, some dark humor. And apparently he also wrote a part of Deadpool: Seven Slaughters whitch i haven't read.

I’ll be honest chief, I never feel very optimistic about anything deadpool these days (nobody gets it) - i really wasn't into any of seven slaughters at all - just, none of it stayed in my memory at all. just revisited the story ziglar penned and it's a heap of nothing. which is a shame - i really actually like the boxes, but only when they actually... you know, contribute something interesting. in this story, yeah, it's just a "haha remember the boxes? lets bring them back" thing for no reason at all. no introspection, no sir. that's what the boxes are there for! for introspection! not just a secondary voice to kill the joke by repeating it.

what is the point of this. is it funny because you said it twice? put some effort into it, my god.

i'm probably in the minority of people who'd love to see the boxes come back. i feel like wade's significantly more boring without them. and the worst thing wade wilson could be is boring. but i've seen SO much boring deadpool. and seven slaughters – seven slaughters was absolutely boring. to me, at least.

i wish they'd make a bad deadpool book. so at least i could be mad about it. but it's just been forgettable story after forgettable story - and wade deserves better than a story that i forget immediately after reading it. and it's awful how many deadpool books i've seen of late where just - none of the jokes land for me. for a deadpool book to be boring AND unfunny? crimes. crimes of the highest order.

dear GOD am I starved for a good deadpool book. I didn’t even dig deadpool loves the marvel universe (written by my beloved nicieza) so I don’t know what’s wrong with me. im constantly expecting some Amazing deadpool content to come from somewhere but I Know that 90% of deadpool content disappoints me.

i think you can't be a deadpool fan and expect good deadpool content. it just doesn't happen. good deadpool content is actually so freaking rare. always just have to make compromises. i take the few little slivers of goodness and make what i can out of it. i'm fighting for scraps in this barren deadpool wasteland.

can't believe i'm about to say that i miss duggan. sure his wade wilson was painfully heterosexual but at least we had introspective, human moments with him. it wasn't all stupid forgettable plot you don't actually care about and jokes that don't land. a lot of it was wade trying to figure it out. and that's kind of what i'm interested to see, from wade. i hope marvel figures that out. but i've kind of abandoned all hope of any good solo spider-man or deadpool content to come out of marvel any time soon. i think the only good deadpool or spider-man content we ever hope to get is when they're jumping into other books.

[cult-of-the-eye]

Ok so after MAG 80 and general spoilers from tumblr, here's a few of my thoughts on some of the fears:

The Corruption

ew ew ew ew

I hate it. I watched that one insect scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and I'm forever horrified by masses upon masses of any insect or worm. It just makes my skin crawl.

(sorry Ms Prentiss, I have immense fear and respect for you)

The Lonely

Mmm delicious

Seems peaceful tbh

What do you mean you're worried about me? I'm not self isolating and depressed, I'm just becoming an avatar of the Lonely!

The Eye

Hmm

I never really understood the paranoia and the fear of constantly being watched but I guess if I was then I would.

I do understand the thirst for knowledge though

If I were to become a ghost, I'd spend my days listening to people's private conversations and finding out about their personal lives and drama

The Flesh

Oooh I kinda like this one

It does give me a visceral reaction though I hate the idea of raw meat so fucking much oh my god.

But the idea of us humans just being piles of meat? Oh yes. I've had many intrusive thoughts about that

I like it in a poetry kinda way cause I am actually so squeamish in real life it's what I told my dad when I told him I didn't want to be a doctor lol

The Slaughter

No.

The Hunt

Bro I have no stamina and also no motivation

I do have spite so maybe I would be a good avatar? Hmm

The Dark

Yeah I'm fucking terrified of this one.

Listen I have no motor skills, I can barely walk when it gets dark i am not equipped for this

Whenever I go upstairs in the evening, I sprint up so the demons can't get me

The Desolation

Ooh I do like this one

I like the idea that burning everything down

I also intimately adore and understand Tim Stoker and his Rage

The End

Yeah ok I'm kinda a fan of this one

I like the idea of ending things for other people

And things coming to an end for me

I think it would be cathartic

Calm even

Yeah I'd be a good end avatar

The Web

I'd be mad if I found out I was being manipulated by another person but if I found out a hot crazy lady was manipulating me? I'd be fine with that.

Not a fan of a huge number of spiders though (see the corruption one)

The Stranger

I didn't think it was that terrifying until like MAG 79 when the not Sasha was like I'm gonna wear your skin and it's gonna hurt

God damn I was traumatised.

I'd also absolutely despise being the one person who can tell someone is different I'd actually burn everything down and then myself

The Spiral

Michaels is just a harmless little guy

This is just what being genderqueer is like (I say as a genderqueer person)

Yeah I know madness.

That one statement about insomnia really stuck with me

I could be a great avatar of the spiral, my friend said that conversations with me are like trying to find your way out of a maze

What have I missed

The Buried

As hozier himself said, "Lay Me Gently In The Cold Dark Earth"

Nice.

I'd like to be compressed.

Oh wait I am kinda claustrophobic though.

The Vast

Similar to the lonely

I think it would be peaceful

I like to imagine sometimes that the world is just a 15km radius surrounded by an expanse of fog or trees

It's nice knowing I'm insignificant I guess. It means I only need to worry about myself.

[a-mallowbuddy]

FOR ANYONE TO ANSWER!!!!!

🕷️ - are either of you afraid of insects? who kills the spiders when one of you is scared? otherwise, who lets them out of the house?

🌹 - what flower do you associate with s/i? if they were a field of flowers, what flowers would they be?

🖤 - has s/i ever told you a specific style of clothing that would look nice on you? what kind?

This one is gonna be long, oof

[Disclaimer: None of these are romantic f/o's]

First Question: 🕷️

N: She gets startled, but she's not super duper scared of the little robo-roaches and stuff. I always love them though, I help them get outside. If V's around though, she eats them.... I-I don't get mad at her for it, I just wish I can help the bugs live as well.

Blazer: We don't like the bugs... they are annoying... She's more scared of the spiders then me.. We usually kill them..

Bezel: She isn't a fan of bugs, but I love them! I usually get them outside.

Yellow Bomber: The big bugs are scary... She usually kills them for me.

Black Bomber: She sometimes gives them to me so I can add them to my little bug home.

Spud: Spud is used to bugs. Ev-even annoying, spud, annoying bugs are nice to spud. Lil's doesn't like bugs too much, at least if bugs bite her

Rodger: We like bugs a lot. We literally have a toon associate who's a butterfly.

Second Question: 🌹

N: Oh interesting! W-we sadly don't have flowers on Copper-9... you know, the freezing event that killed all life? But from what I remember as a worker drone, I think she would like and be like a dandelion. Both the yellow ones, and the ones that you make wishes on. I love how mystically they seemed like.

Blazer: Lotus flowers and Lily pads, EASILY. They are fucking big and gorgeous. And pretty pink, like her favorite color. So I guess she wouldn't be a field, she'd be a lake of those flowers?

Bezel: ugh I couldn't pick. Maybe a Sand Lily? I don't even really know flowers!

Yellow: ALL FLOWERS!!!

Black: Bro.

Yellow: ... I guess I could pick the forget-me-flowers.

Black: Same. The amazing flowers represent inspriation and she inpisres me to battle evil

Yellow: oh. I just thought the color of blue matched her clothes.

Black: heh, not wrong.

Spud: F-fire Lillies, spud.

Rodger: I like Venus fly traps for her. She is fascinated by them, so I associate them with her that way.

Third Question: 🖤 [I'm sorry but I have no knowledge of what kinda styles there are in the world, you're gonna have to settle with "clothing items?" basically?]

N: She always said I'd look nice in dresses and skirts. And yeah I like them too, I'm just still nervous to pick some out and wear them publicly... Her encouragement has been nice though...

Blazer: It's not really clothing but she really likes saying I might look nice with jewlery. I'm thinking about looking for some.

Bezel: She keeps suggesting getting me "casual clothes". I like my suits, I don't need these shorts and soft sweaters or whatever. .... I'll try them someday.

Yellow: She says I'd look nice in "Hawaiian shirts?" and I do like the designs of the shirts she's been showing me when we shop!

Black: Yeah I don't think she knows what "styles" are. She just shows us clothing's that may or may not match with her other suggestions. Though I think she normally gifts me, emo or punk things? I think that's the word for the style.

Spud: spud spud, spud and Lily don't know what styles are. but, spud, she got spud a sticker pack for spud's bucket. spud wears spud's bucket a lot so are, spud, stickers on bucket a style?

Rodger: It's not really a style at all she gets me, but she gets me patches a lot. I have a jacket that is covered in nothing but patches that she's gifted me. I need to wear it more, but I need my suit on for work.

[calypso2511]

Murtagh is so Eye alinged that it hurts

I mean, if the Entities existed in Alagäsia then he would be so so close to actually being marked

It's insane, he wants to Know so badly and I keep yelling at him that it only can end terribly

Oh gods

And the place they went to has so many Entity esque things

Like, I am pretty sure that the patterns he saw in and on the buildings are Fractals and there is an artwork that looks like it "depicts madness itself"

I mean, come on, that so much Spiral that it hurts!

And Bachel herself is.. I mean I am not gonna drop spoilers but I am pretty sure she is either an Avatar of the Web (not literally but I feel like she is something very similar, someone who has spun her own web of everything) or if she is Eye aligned (I am at a point in the story where she says that she has Eye esque powers, but also not quite, but still.. and she calls her little servants her "Eyes" like, come on

And I am pretty sure that Murthag has been "allowed" to go fin the village because he is so courious and the Dreamers know exactly how to get him to go the path they want him to and cause they probably have already been manipulating a lot of strings (well Bachel has, as their Leader)

But I am still unsure if she just Watches (Sees/Knows things and then tells others about said things)

Or if she (also?) Weaves (influences events and people to make her vision an reality)

Like man

I love this book

If this was a fanfiction instead of an actual canon book then I wouldn't be surprised if the author said that they also were a Magnus fan.

Like, I am probably seeing patterns where there are none and stuff

And I know that the Entities don't exist in that universe, but damn

Also, I just remembered:

Bachel has been stated to be like "A Spider in her web" wich is very uh, yeah, I mean, I was thinking that the entire time, like it is obviously not The Web but it feels similarly like someone or something is manipulating the strings of the story

(not talking about the Author (who is obviously doing that, but I mean like in the story itself)

Also, the bird amulets have the ability to block out magic? Wich reminds me of Saleseas Camera from TMA!

I love this book

[hiddenwashington]

NEVERAFTER ( starters from episodes 1-5 )

trigger warnings: spider mentions, death mentions

"you think i can't sew a dress for a ball?"

“it takes a great deal of strength to hold onto whatever little we might have.”

“it would be wild to have a fan but yeah i can do an autograph or something.”

“is he turned on? is this a sexual thing?”

“i bravely fled when things got dodgy.”

“my guy, i barely know you.”

“our whole thing is over!”

“please tell me how you’re a monster, too, so that i don’t feel so alone”

“i can’t trust the authority figure!”

“you seem like right on the edge, you know?”

“we could need to scrap hard.”

“this is my first good day in a while.”

“when i am handsome again no one is going to be laughing.”

“it’ll drive you mad if you think about it.”

“maybe you’re brave and we need to work on your self worth”

“we can stray! we just have to stray together!”

“do i feel like i can finger the doorknob?”

“in your mind you’re like ‘uh-oh what if i’m a liability?’ and then you’re looking for proof and it’s exhausting to keep batting that out of your hands every second.”

“an evil stepmom would scoop you right up.”

“if anyone wants to spelunk this well i could definitely get into that.”

“you can all get ready to pop the fuck off at the same time, if you want”

“wow, we’re in hell”

“even curses are gifts in their own right.”

“you’re saying it in that tone that’s like ‘you idiot’, which is scaring me a little bit, but i think i’m going to do it.”

“a bunch of cowards, and the bravest little girl in the world”

“that’s the guts, baby!”

“this is not the time for process! we’ll process afterwards!”

“tell my wife i did cool stuff, so that she loves me again”

“be brave.”

“with your fine boots, don’t you want to be a man!?”

“who disturbed my mushroom!”

“ooo, i got your back girlie”

“i think this was the only way the story was going to end anyways…”

“i need a spicy margarita!”

“how many times can you do this? there’s got to be a limit, right?”

“turn around and face me.”

“who am i to disrespect an authority figure?”

“hey, don’t be, okay? fix it.”

“i don’t have to worry about it? i’m really worried about this!”

"you gonna kill me again? ‘cause if you’re going to kill me again, i’ll leave right now. ya know, i don’t like to die.”

“you bugs, you better skedaddle.”

“what the fuck do i need to do?!”

“with that attitude it might just stay different”

“and all it costs was my father’s blood! yay...?”

“oh, okay! i think i get it. what do you mean?”

“it seems fun, and it seems correct to just fuck it all up”

“well, yeah! cause laying downs the best”

“you guys think i don’t know how to trick people? what’s over there?”

“i’m not a hero! i’m a piece of shit!”

“not all shit’s the same, buddy!”

“many of the places that are meant to keep us safe are cages”

“we know that we can die, and that after dying, those memories can be remembered by other versions of ourselves.”

“is true love even real?”

“because you were lied to, does not mean everything is a lie.”

“do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us, and put them at the feet of the world.”

“oh, fffff- freak, really?”

“i’m sorry i said freak at you.”

“i wouldn’t have even known to be offended by that.”

“i think the true cruelty would be for me to spare some and not others.”

“we’re pulling a grandma heist, okay? give me your hand and we’re just going to run.”

“really? you’re just going to parrot back at me what my mom said?”

“there is no way to have the joy of the oatmeal cookie, without walking through the woods full of wolves.”

“but when you’re gone, i don’t really know what i’m supposed to be fighting for.”

“the real friends, the ones that make miracles happen, the ones greater than any treasure you could find on any adventure, they see the wolf in you and love it too.”

“you’re my princess... but we are still broke, so.”

“the goose ices you.”

“one man’s dead is another man’s alive.”

“oh that man is bleeding he probably needs my help and or seduction.”

“someone as flirty as you doesn’t have pet names?”

“saying that your handsome isn’t flirting okay? that’s just stating facts.”

“i have to kiss my husband really quick and then we can go on a long adventure.”

“moms are complicated, okay?”

“i’m not trying to be reductive about moms.”

“how much to eat off of you?”

“pretty much ginger ale with a lethal amount of garnishes”

“i say ‘garnish me daddy’“

“loves not real.”

“spiders love spheres.”

‘if you wanna go fast go alone but if you wanna go far go together.”

“if you wanna succeed, go alone. if you wanna fail together and as a team, go together.”

“have an apple i’m not going home.”

“this is all temporary, we’re gonna get there.”

“do you want one of these rotten apples? it’s kinda like a water balloon.”

“we’re team ‘fuck around and find out’”

“i need help, certainly. and just know i will yell if i get caught. just know it’s everyone’s problem.”

[oh-phineas]

Wednesday, November 13 — What’s in Your Closet? Come up with fifteen significant clothing items from your character’s wardrobe/life and describe them in detail. Feel free to combine these into full outfits!

Posted to Phineas's TikTok, August 2024

Transcript:

RANKING ALL THE RANDOM SHIRTS IN MY SHIRT DRAWER! Ohh my god, some of these are friggin' relics.

Alright, so first up we have my Talking Heads shirt. I don't wanna brag, but this is like, genuinely from the 80s. If that's something that matters to you, I guess. My mom got it at a concert and she gave it to me one time when she was getting rid of shit. I love this thing, This Must Be The Place is my favorite song. Only downside is that I try not to wear it too much 'cause I don't want to wear holes in it. Nine out of ten.

Next up, The Amazing Spider-Man Shirt. I like Spider-Man and the Amazing one, you know, the Andrew Garfield one, that's my favorite version. Sorry! I'm Gen Z. Don't come for me, Tobey Maguire stans. I've had this for, like, ten years. It doesn't fit me that well anymore but I don't wanna get rid of it. Also it has a hole in the armpit. Sorry, mom. Seven out of ten.

Okayyy, this is my Vulfpeck shirt. Vulfpeck rule. Like, end of discussion. I think I got this for Christmas this year? I like it 'cause it starts some great conversations. I mean, all Vulfpeck fans are great, so wearing it is a great way to make friends. I'll give it a nine out of ten.

Now THIS is actually an antique. Definitely doesn't fit me, but I'm also never getting rid of it. This is my 2008 Chicago White Sox American League Champions shirt. If you wanna know why that's important, just go look up the video of Brian Anderson making the game-winning catch on YouTube. You'll see. 10/10 and I don't care if I can't wear it anymore.

This is my Pride shirt! Says Love Wins Again on it. It's fine, does the trick for Pride. Could be funnier, I guess. But I like the message and all. Six out of ten.

Aaaand this is some cool shit. This is a 90s vintage Cedar Point shirt. I actually bought this on eBay 'cause I thought it was awesome. You know me, I love rollercoasters, and Cedar Point is undoubtedly the best theme park in the world. So, yeah. Ten out of ten.

Next! My Pride U shirt. Not to be confused with my Pride shirt. Anyway, yeah, this is the school I go to. Got it when I decided to commit there. It's good for, like, sports games and acapella shows when we all wear Pride U gear and stuff for dress-down shows, and I guess it's a good working out shirt. Solid, does the trick. Six out of ten.

Aaaand here's my work shirt. I mean, the fact that I associate it with work automatically docks points, but I guess it's a cool design. Four out of ten. There are worse work uniforms, I guess.

Oh shit, I don't remember this shirt. This is old. Uhh, it says BOO: The Element of Surprise. I guess it's kind of funny. Clever. Maybe I should see if my friend, Boo, wants this. Uh, five out of ten?

PANIC AT THE COSTCO! [Laughs] Oh, I friggin' love this one. Sorry, it was an impulse TikTok Shop purchase, I know. But it's funny. I think it's funny. Eight out of ten, I don't know.

Okay, this one is weird because people think it's a Fight Club shirt, but it's actually a Social Network shirt. David Fincher has more than one movie, okay? Fight Club is, like, fine, but The Social Network is obviously superior. Anyway, eight out of ten, docked two points for confusing people.

Oh wow, okay, this is from my old high school. Danville Vikings. I didn't even know I still had this thing! Uhh, two out of ten, I guess. Maybe I can wear it as a sleep shirt or a workout shirt, but I might just donate it, I dunno.

Oh god, wait, this one... I can't get into the lore here, guys. Sorry. Please don't Google CUZE. Just... don't. God, I'm gonna get so cancelled. One out of ten.

ANYWAY, I like this Garfield shirt. Garfield's my guy. Lowkey mad about that movie and the Chris Pratt of it all, but they can't take away Garfield from me. That's how they win. Anyway, uh, eight out of ten, two points deducted again for people thinking it's a reference to something it's not.

Aaaand here's the last one I found. Man, I haven't played Fallout in forever. I don't even remember where I got this, maybe Barn Con or something? Anyway, the new Fallout show is sick. I should wear this more.

Okaaaay, bye. Comment your favorite. Bye.

[sainthelgas]

Buffy s1e09/S1e10 opinions

Hell yeah puppet episode. I was surprised to hear that some people really dont like the computer demon episode for some reason. Like is it kinda shlocky and has it aged aged like eggnog? Yeah. But its funny. I love the shlock tbh. Call me a fake fan but I might have even preferred it over the abgel episode. I kinda prefer the shlock over whatever they were doing with angel.

I know buffy is the slayer but principal Snyder is the one who really slays. When he started talking I listened. The last principlay got eaten but this one eats. Mr Flutie was a beta male with no spine.

"But he was eaten. You're in ny world how" (musical sting) (how long til he dies too. Part of me hopes he survives til the end. I wanna run bets on like which one of these side characters are gonna die.

How many times has willow been flirted with the monster of the week? I guess only twice. I hope this doesnt become a pattern.

Im realisong now i think i kinda prefer the non vampire episodes to the vampire episodes. I guess theyre not as "plot important" but idk. I like the variety.

Does her mom not pay attention to what happens at her daughters school? "Whats wrong are you upset?" Someone was murdered of course shes mad about them just going on with the talent show like normal. Thats crazy you should fucking cancel it til you catch tbe murdered. Principal snyder gave birth to me and breastfeed me but i cant forgive this.

Why is the dummy being alive so far out of the question. They treat her like shes stupid but like. Idk, thats not that much more wacky then the like mantis woman. This kinda reminds me of victorious.

The dummys a good guy? Thats so Stupid. Not even in a good way.

I didnt like this one as much. It felt kinda confused and aimless. It felt like they had an idea for a twist but then you look down and theres the more minutes.

S1e10 thoughts below

Willow being afraid of spiders feel so in character. Also we now have phobias for both willow and buffy which is interesting. Buffys phobia kinda Makes me think of her dynamic with angel. A ventriliquest dummy is basically just tricking the audience into believing that something unalive is in fact alive. Kinda like what happened wirh angel. Thats kind of a stretch but i think its interesting even if unintentional. Willows prpbably scared of spiders just cause spiders are freaky :-/.

I bet these D listers probably shit themselves when they see the three weirdos walking over to you. Theres a sixty percent chance you'll get killed by the monster of the week before long.

Holy shit buffys nightmare is so much worse then everyone elses. I mean in the main group. I guess its not as bad as the girl whow as nearly bear to death as punishment for her tobacco dependency but also i dont know if that was a nightmare technically.

Okay why does the syart of Xanders clown nightmare is a swastika just spray painted on the wall. He also acted like nazis were his equivilant fear earlier in the episode. What is this implying???

Oh shit buffys getting burried alive. Is this a isttg referance??? (Joke)

Oh but unironically the fact that buffy being buried alive is niles nightmare is actually delicious.

All things said and done i think buffy is the big loser. Like the rest of em got temporary agony or embarasssment. But i feel like being told to your face by your dad that "sorry, i dont love you anymore" basicslly. That shit would stick with you certainely.

[the-tired-tenor]

My live reactions to the Anti-Woke games list

TL;DR: go buy Ikenfell, Tactical Breach Wizards, Subnautica or Celeste!

For those of you not chronically online (lol you're on Tumblr, who am I kidding), a group has recently released a list of games containing "woke" themes. Obviously, I'm gonna link to it and suggest you buy one of the games in red, but here's my live reactions for you to enjoy under the cut. I swear to g-d these incels have the thinnest skin known to man or beast:

Bloons?? The fucking monkey balloon popping game???????? How… what. What even.

Hogwarts legacy is WILD given JKs descent into madness

Oh man I gotta reply Subnautica again, that game slaps

LMAO From Software stay winning, Miyazaki says this foot fetish is rated E for everyone

Cassette Beasts is completely unsurprising.

Wait, Cloth Hollow Knight was a lesbian?????? Where did that get revealed???? I love her?!

LMAO at Portal 2, these are truly the softest little boys imaginable

I don't think I've ever seen a straight Stardew fan; I can't believe it's not red

STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT IS INSANE LMAO????? Guess it's woke to acknowledge that women play video games

Hardspace Shipbreaker mention eyyyyy

LMAO at Spider Man MM. Once again, the thinnest skin imaginable

Yeah, completely unsurprised to see Celeste here. You go girl

DREAM DADDY MY BELOVED LMAO. My only contact with this particular piece of media is Arin promoting it in a Starbomb album

I don't know what “Hustle Cat” is, but I feel a need to find out

You're telling me a game called “Super Lesbian Animal RPG” exists and is woke? I'm shocked, truly

AMOGUS

How is The Outer Worlds not red? Did they miss the whole anti-capitalist theme of the game?? They're not just thin-skinned, they're also stupid (not shocking).

Ditto Armored Core VI; I guess it's missable but like you kinda have to try

Outer Wilds my beloved, I forgot that literally everyone all the hearthians were NBs

Wouldn't have expected a game called “Super Punchy Face” to be woke, but good for them

IKENFELL MY BELOVED. Yeah this game is queer as hell, it's also super indie so I'm glad they didn't miss it.

Yeah obviously vampires are gay. Come on now.

Huh, I hadn't considered No Man's Sky, but yeah I guess? Lol.

Every RPG is woke, shocking. I'm so surprised.

Again, could not be LESS surprised by Stephen Universe.

For one beautiful, shining moment, I forgot that Apex existed.

More gay vampires yeehaw

Age of Empires DE??? Wow.

LMAO do NOT come for Tales of the Shire like that and get your information wrong you dumb fucks; Tolkien LITERALLY described one of the races of hobbits as having brown skin. The lack of literacy is ASTOUNDING.

KOTOR stay winning

UNEXPLAINED DIVERSITY for No Rest for the Wicked, an early access game we know little about the lore of??? I'm deceased LMFAO

Ninja Pizza Girl sounds rad as fuck

Wartales is kinda wild ngl

NOT THE KFC DATING SIM IM DEADDDDD

Overcooked on the list???? For a disabled raccoon????????

Wingspan is insane lol

Another Crabs Treasure mentioned RAAAA

Oh shit Wizard with a Gun is woke? I'm gonna need to buy that

They missed Tactical Breach Wizards. Shame.

And the list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1#

[maguro13-2]

SHATTERED HERO REKINDLED ~ Origins of the Ink Demon : Episode Maka Pt.14 ~

*At New York City*

[Maximum Speed by Akira Yamaoka]

Seto : Man! Sure lot of heartless going traveling down the city. Guest their not good as fans of the Big Apple!

Solva : I haven't seen much of the Big Apple for myself, but we are getting it into character! What seems to be the problem, Spiderman?

Spider man : Heartless everywhere! They're running amok, It's time for to drive these guys out of our city!

Captain America : They're coming from the flank, the enemies look tougher than we thought! Hulk's taken care of it! You get to that facility! Eliminate all personal threats!

Seto : You sure? But we could require some help!

Thor : We got this! By odin's beard, what treachery does someone has take responsibility for this madness!? Is there no way to end it?

Seto : We can think of that!

Captain America : I want you find the source of the location underneath the city. There is some kind of facility going on in there. We don't know how those Heartless got to this city, but we need you to find it and destroy it!

Seto : Got it, we'll all do!

Captain America : Good! Avengers Assemble!

Hawkeye : Hostile Heartless coming from the barricade!

Solva : This country has a lot of Good Heroes, but not much as many than we think of, I mean we're good heroes, you know!

Seto : Exactly!

Captain America : Aircraft vessel spotted at 5 O'Clock! Watch out for the targets! The Bird just got out of it's nest!

*Garth Base from Contra appears*

Seto : Hey, Solva! It's another of Konami's leftovers! What's that thing doing here in the Big Apple!?

Solva : Who cares, at least that pretty bird's out of it's nest! We gotta destroy this thing!

*elevator starts moving down*

Seto : Woah! This is an elevator! Time to take out that birdie!

*Deflects the shots*

*the Garth Base sends out heartless*

Solva : Hey, it's sending out those baddies! I'll take care of these guys, you take care of the bird!

Seto : Right, cause Bird is the word, when I say bird, you say "tweet".

Captain America : The weak spot of the carrier is the red center that is the eye of that machine! Aim the red center and destroy that carrier!

Seto : Got it!

*uses fire technique to destroy Garth Base*

Solva : Nice shot!

Captain America : The carrier has been destroyed!

*elevator stops*

Seto : Huh? We're finally here.

Solva : Doesn't look safe let's go check it out.

[Survival of the Fittiest by Akira Yamaoka]

Seto : You thinking what I'm thinking?

Solva : Totally! Let's burn it down! A 5, 6, 7, 8!

*Heartlesses get shot by Seto's attacks*

Heartless : INTRUDERS!!! They've penetrated the facility! Get those morons, kill them! Kill them!

Seto : So this is what they're developing underneath of New York City.

Solva : A factory full of heartless? Yeah, right! I don't make it too easy!

Heartless : Let see if this worm can make you...dinner on the meat grinder!

Seto : Wait, did he say "Meat"?

Solva : Wait a minute, Seto...As much of a vegan that eats their fruits and vegetable...I believe that this whole place is a slaughter house! We're in a Meat Processing Factory!

Seto : What!?

*the Mince Worm appears and starts attacking*

Seto : Yikes! We don't want to become a human happy meal, do we?

Solva : No! But I'd like to be a meal for a human hamburger! Hope my body doesn't look taste great. So naturally, we're gonna die if we don't get off this conveyor belt!

Seto : That gives me an idea! Sonic good, but this is how we Sonic do! If Konami wanted to make leftovers mince meat, then I'll make the leftovers mince meat out of them*

Solva : Bingo!

*Destroys the Mince Worm in one technique*

Seto : Looks like it's mince meat now!

*The Mince Worm gets shredded into pieces+killing it*

Seto : Hope it'll be Konami's own food for them.

??? : *muching* Oh! so good! So much good meat! This is delicacy! A natural wonder flavor! I can't help it, but I'm saving my appetite for this one.

Solva : Hey, do you hear something or someone talking?

*they see the Gluttonous Ugougo eating meat*

Gluttonous Ugougo : I'd like raw fish and raw meat. *Belches*

Seto : That's where all the meat comes from?

Solva : Eating the remains of alien leftovers?

Seto & Solva : [in disgust] EWWW! GROSS! ALIEN MEAT!

Gluttonous Ugougo : Huh? Who dares disturb my life-time of a meal? I see... a bunch of gnarly humans would dare stop my eatings. At least, you all look taste good then to let me finish to have all this meat.

Seto : By eating the remains of other creatures, what are you eating, cows?

Gluttonous Ugougo : What? It looks great, this is the best for the last!

Solva : Yeah, that is totally not good for your health. I suggest you should find the local Sandwich joint to give you a meatball sub, ya fat goomba!

Gluttonous Ugougo : How dare you say such nonsense! You have ruined my appetite! Can't believe you vegans are going to reget this! No vegetables, no dessert!

*releases rancid breath*

Seto : Woah! Rancid Breath!

Solva : That's a foul smell in the air!

*uses shield techniques*

Solva : How do you like that? Fresh air dome! It's so fresh!

Gluttonous Ugougo : Oh! You asked for it!

*Belches+releasing bubble breath*

Seto : What? Bubbles?

*starts popping bubbles*

Seto : Not the brightest attack! But this will do! Hungry? Order up!

*Throws pies into Gluttonous Ugougo's mouth*

Gluttonous Ugougo : That's good eating! What is it?

Seto : Cherry pie...with explosives in your digestive system!

Gluttonous Ugougo : What?

*BOOM!*

Gluttounous Ugougo : DAH-HA! My tummy hurts.

*sinks into the meat*

Seto : Bon appetit!

Solva : Grazi!

Heartless : Darn! They've passed in the facility! Oh no! I'm surrounded by a dead end!

Seto : Give up now! You have no where to go!

Solva : Stop right there!

Heartless : Damn! You got me too little worried that we're roasting some human meat! Hearts are worth savory than the meat stuff! But I didn't thought that we would be so easily turning all of the creatures into processed me! Including their hearts as well!

Seto : Turning hearts into meat? That's cannibalism, even humans can do that!

Solva : But that would not savory and not delicious when it comes cannibalism in the jungle! Hope there's plenty of barbecue sauce for the alien remains of these leftovers from the same company. You're outnumbered so we're putting a shut down to this facility!

Heartless : You just made my day, little lady. But it shall be the ones that are outnumbered! I've got a little surprise for you from the factory. Let's see what the company Konami has a leftover that is not an alien leftover?

Seto : ...Uhh, what?

Heartless : It's going to be on your permanent record!

Seto : Like what?

*DBZ SFX : Wall Hit/Crash*

[The Crawler Tank (Stage 3 Boss theme) by Sota Fujimori]

Master Hand/Announcer : SETO AND SOLVA...VS...THE CRAWLER TANK!

Seto : You...have...GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Solva : We don't remember that from Konami, do we? I get it now...It's that machine that wanted sunk an entire city! That's the Crawler Tank!

Seto : Coming right for us! Solva, Get away as fast you can or perhaps...We gotta destroyed that thing in no time! Count me in!

Solva : Thanks!

Master Hand/Announcer : Ready...? GO!

*Starts battling the tank*

Captain America : First, take out two of the cannons, and distance away from that machinery! Don't let it get too close to it, or you will be crushed!

Seto : Got it!

Solva : Leave it to me!

*Destroys the two cannons along with it's shield*

Seto : Alright, the cannons are destroyed!

Solva : Now what!?

Captain America : Keep your distance from the machine like I promise, once you kept your distance away from it, go for the top to avoid getting crushed!

Solva : Like this!

Seto : Hey, this is a good idea!

Captain America : Look out for the missiles, deflect them and destroys the machine's units! Give it all your all! Don't hold anything back!

Seto : Bingo!

Solva : Tango!

Seto : Let's rip it up!

Solva : Tear it down!

*Destroys the machine's body cannons+destroying the missiles*

Solva : Ha! Did they think that they can really outsmart us?

Seto : Not even a chance! But it's more likely that they can find some other toys to play with! Don't forget!

Solva : That's how we do it our way, with teamwork!

Seto : True!

Captain America : Now it's time for the final stretch! The machine has a laser at it's backside, which is the core of the macine! This is your chance to defeat that menace once and for all!

Solva : Get ready, Seto! This might be our last chance to save the Big Apple!

Seto : Got it! The core at it's backside is the weak point, we found it's weakness! Now all we have to do is disable that machine so that the city could never be sunk underground! Wait for the opening, then get ready to attack! But be careful, this repeats the pattern!

Solva : Yes! Let's be careful with our moves!

*Opens core*

Solva : I see! The opening! Fire at will!

Seto : Got it!

*Uses Light technique to attack the Core*

Seto : Direct Hit!

Solva : Watch out! It's shooting out the buzzsaws!

Seto : Yikes! Hope we are going to be slices!

Solva : Dodge!

*opens core*

Solva : Aim for the opening!

Seto : Okay! Sorry for not making me a joke, but the jokes on him! I'll use my last technique that will tear down that monstrosity!

Solva : So let's wait for it.

Seto : Get ready, one more shot!

*opens core*

Seto : NOW!

*Uses dark energy shot to destroy the core*

*The Crawler Tank is destroyed+shutting down*

Seto : That's one way to get through the big apple, but the biggest apple you'll ever see, is a one way down to memory lane!

Solva : Sounds like that we're ready for apple pie.

Master Hand/Announcer : VICTORY!

[Triumphant Return (Shin Contra ver.) by Sota Fujimori]

"Mission Complete"

Omega : MISSION COMPLETED!

[Results (Shin Contra) by Akira Yamaoka]

Master Hand/Announcer : Final Results.

"Your total rank is...S"

Master Hand/Announcer : Wow! Incredible!

*Air Ride Crowd Cheering*

Seto : I am Seto, The Ultimate Shinigami of Japan!

Solva : That was an incredible display! Perfecto!

*scene goes pitch black *

~ Level 13 : Operation : Big Apple ~

[thaleleah]

awe yeah your mom was vulnerable and stepshit took advantage of that 😭 dw tal, your person will come at the right time 🩷

ikrrr his dick needs to be snipped 😂 man is almost 80 years old, it's nastyyy

my stepmom is a literal child, she actually throws tantrums it's actually so fucking embarrassing. a literal slipper 😂 now i'm worried cause are you gonna hit your 2 year old like that if he acts up or doesn't listen to you? LOL tal ilyyy for not liking my dad either cause he doesn't deserve it! too little too late

omg you write for avatar too? 👀 look at you go girl! what's the avatar fandom like? it seems like it's chill and drama free. the reason i starting watching avatar was because of jack 😂 i'm a huge scream fan so i needed to see what else this man has been in and was so surprised he was in avatar 2, i actually didn't recognize him because of the hair but he still looked so fine! i need to rewatch avatar 1 and 2 because i actually really enjoyed it! and the cgi is amazinggg (much better than marvel) - and yes ghostface is so fucking hot, especially in the new one, i think cause it was more serious and the mask was like decayed. ughh i have a predator/prey kink too it's just so so hot! getting chased and hunted by those two was soooo ughhh! can you tell i only have a thing for villains? the heros barely capture my heart 😂 look and you and both simping for tom and jack; we have amazing taste in men 🩷

i'm so glad you got some writing done and it didn't feel forced, never force yourself, tal 🥰 you got this babe 🩷

🍯🐝

Babes, the way I tried to respond to your ask TWICE with a rant about how my stepdad must want me to hit him with my car because of how he treated my mom this weekend on her birthday weekend, and Tumblr closed out on me both times without saving my long af rant. SOOOOO maybe that's the universe trying to tell me to let that shit go. Which, like, okay. But . . . OOOOO THAT SHIT MADE ME SO MAD. So, anyway - thanks for listening to me tell you about a rant I would have made you read had Tumblr not told me no twice lmaooo

I feel so sorry for the two year old. Hopefully your stepmom will refrain from being a vile evil bitch to him. At least I hope. And yes, nothing your dad does could ever make me like him. Fuck that man lol

I doooooo write for Avatar! Avatar is the only fandom that I've consistently been in for nearly my whole life and I can't ever see it going away. I have such huge respect for James Cameron cause the world that he's created is just so amazing and beautiful and the detail and meaning of it all has me in constant awe. I could literally watch the movies over and over again and never get tired of them. December 2025 can't come soon enough for A3, I'm practically vibratingggggg. The fandom is def not chill and drama free though, especially on the smuttier side. It's actually been super toxic recently which is really disappointing cause I feel like Avatar is one of the fandoms that should be the least problematic but...here we are. My mutuals get tons of anon hate messages daily and sometimes there's even drama between accounts. Thankfully, I haven't had to deal with as much bullshit as they have since I'm a smaller blog, but I have gotten my fair share too. I know it really doesn't matter what fandom you're in, all fandoms have haters and most writers or artists get nasty messages, but it still sucks. All my mutuals are great though and they remind me of why I started being active in the fandom in the first place when things get a little too rough. Some people write some good Spider fics since you're a Jack Champion fan 👀

Love youuuuu 🥰

[wanderingandfound]

Spider-Man spoilers:

I hope Captain Stacy stays quit. Yeah this movie is copaganda. But I hope it at least commits to "Good cops quit." I know it won't. But I still hope.

Also like, MILES IS RIGHT! Sorry, Pavitr's girlfriend's cop dad wouldn't have nearly died if not for SPOT. Who is from MILES' 'VERSE! How can that be unmovable canon but Miles rescuing him not be? Not to out myself as a shallow fan who has never read a comic or watched a cartoon where Spidey saw a police captain he's close to die, but I don't think that's an essential part of who Spidey is, the same way losing that initial loved one is. When we left the theater my siblings' were talking about the MCU and where wondering how on earth I haven't seen any of the Tom Holland Spidey films. So I quickly went over my split from the MCU and mentioned how much I dislike that they looted Miles' backstory for MCU!Peter: the magnet school for really smart kids, Ganke/Ned (Ganke was still barely in this movie and they said he was barely in the first because they didn't want people thinking they were copying Peter!!!), the stable middle class family. And my siblings made some objection and I got really loud that one of the anchor points of Peter Parker is and should be his financial struggles!!!!

Anyways, ACAB but Miles should be able to save his dad and Pavitr should be able to keep his dude alive. Like I understand the stress Michael is under and that he is trying to keep the Spider-Verse from unraveling. But Miles isn't trying to time travel or dimension-hop to save his dad or get a replacement dad! He is trying to save his own father in his own timeline, and I think he should have been allowed to try.

My siblings talking about the MCU and Doctor Strange just reminded me about how mad I am about how the MCU has done my darling America Chavez dirty. And seeing "Spider-Man 2099" on screen reminded me at pissed I am at Marvel for killing of Kamala Khan and not even doing it in her own books!

So while I had a truly lovely time with the movie and believe that it is a work of fucking art, I don't think it's gonna get me to go back in to Marvel. I'd just be disappointed.

Okay this might be a little mean, but given how many US artists spend their pre-teen and teenage years drawing manga/anime fan art, why are they still so bad at it? I remember criticisms of the first movie, and Peni Parker still didn't look a third as good as I know anime can look (separately from the fact that she was purposefully looking tired and worn out). Like she looks better than the art that libraries frequently get to try and connect to teens, but like I'm also thinking of that art when I'm wondering why USians manga/anime style so often looks so bad.

Anyways I have a headache and it's past my bedtime. Go see the movie!

[ilyasorokinn]

(day one) not a real superhero , hangman

note, this is part of my mini halloween series, so for the rest of the series, check out this masterlist. none of the fics in this series are connected, so they can be read as standalone. another note, this scene is very much inspired by this scene from criminal minds when jack comes out dressed as his dad. check it out here is you want :) pair, jake "hangman" seresin x reader summary, tyler seresin had been planning his halloween costume for weeks and decided on spider-man, but as the day gets closer, he's not so sure. so, with the help of his mom, he decides to surprise his dad with a new costume. warnings, children/kids word count, 724 words

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Since his class had been shown the first ever Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire, that was all Tyler Seresin talked about. So, you showed him the others, and that became his entire life.

By the time he had become Spider-Man's number one fan, it was too late for him to be Spider-Man, so he decided to be his favorite superhero the next year.

"I'm ready," Tyler announced from his room. You were waiting in the living room for him to come out and show you his costume.

"All right, bud. Come out and let me see." You hollered back. You heard his door open, then heard him run down the hall, "Ooh, look at my little Spider-Man." You cooed. You quickly noticed his apprehension, "What is it?"

"I don't it." He admitted.

"Why not?'

"It's itchy." He scrunched his nose.

"Did you try the long sleeve shirt underneath?" You asked and he nodded, "What happened to wanting to be Spider-Man? You were so excited."

He shrugged, "I don't know."

"Well, you have to figure it out before next week." You reminded him.

"I already know what I want to be." He stated.

"You do?" You raised your brow curiously, "All right, spill the beans." He leaned down and whispered his costume idea into your ear, "I love it."

-

You had sent Jake out to the store to pick up some candy, so you set your plan into motion, "You sure you don't need any help?" You asked Tyler.

"I'm sure." He nodded.

"Okay, just shout if you need it." You told him as he made his way into his room and got changed. You waited in the kitchen, preparing a snack for yourself, for Jake to get home.

“Okay, I bought almost all the candy in the store, and I think the people there are mad at me, so we can’t go back there anytime soon.”

“How much did you get?”

“Like 5 bags.”

“Jake, how many trick-or-treaters are you expecting?”

“I don’t know, a lot.” He shrugged.

“What are we gonna do with the extra?”

“I’ll take it to work. Ya know, naval aviators love candy."

"Oh, I don't doubt you guys do." You nodded. You noted there was something else in the bag, "What else did you get?"

"Well, I couldn't leave without something for you." He smiled, whipping out a bar of your favorite candy.

"You're too sweet." You beamed, leaning up and pressing a quick kiss to his cheek.

"So, where's our little Spider-Man?" Jake asked, placing his keys in the dish on the counter.

"He has a surprise for you, but you have to close your eyes." He raised a brow, but followed your instructions and even covered his eyes with his hands, "You ready, bud?" You called out.

"Yeah." He hollered from his room.

"All right, come out whenever you're ready." He came down the stairs and gave you a big smile when he finally made it to the kitchen entryway.

You elbowed Jake softly in the side, signaling he could finally look at his surprise, "Did Peter Parker change occupations or something?" He joked.

"Daddy," Tyler whined.

"I'm kidding, that doesn't look like Spider-Man, though," Jake commented.

"He's not a real superhero."

"He isn't?" Jake took in the costume, and you could tell he was thinking a little too hard about it, "All right, who are you? Please don't tell me you're Uncle Chicken." Tyler laughed at the nickname.

"No." He shook his head.

"All right, I give up."

"I'm you, daddy." Tyler beamed proudly.

Jake beamed back just as proud, finally understanding what his son was saying. He was Tyler's hero, and that was the greatest pleasure in the world.

"You look almost perfect, but I think you're missing something." Tyler's brows furrowed together, "I'll be right back." Jake rushed off to grab whatever it was he was grabbing.

Jake finally ran back into the kitchen, his hands behind his back. He pulled out his pair of aviators behind his back and carefully placed it on Tyler's head.

"There, now you look perfect." Jake stepped back with the proudest look you'd ever seen on his face. Tyler smiled back up at his dad, "You ready to go get some candy?" Tyler nodded, and Jake picked him up, hiking him up his hip and heading out the door.

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