#as a token of my goodwill i present to you a gift: this unpolished résumé. it is overly verbose and will answer none of your questions
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i have to write a mock cover letter for a class and the urge to just mad libs luke's speech to jabba in rotj is overwhelming
#speak friend and enter#greetings hiring manager who wants me to scab. allow me to introduce myself. i am jaime - final cut user and friend to striking workers.#i know that you are powerful; mighty hiring manager; and that your anger with the wga must be equally powerful.#i seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for employment subject to the wga's demands. with your wisdom#i'm sure we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and allow us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.#as a token of my goodwill i present to you a gift: this unpolished résumé. it is overly verbose and will answer none of your questions
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