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STEAL HER LOOK: Charleena Purcell

A hand-knitted mohair crewneck sweater in brown: $165

Crushed velvet skirt, $4,210

Brooch: $5.99

Mosquito Bracelet: $500

Gucci pearl bracelet: $2,100

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Penvellyn Family History - 2nd Generation

Odo -  He isn’t very exciting, really. Liked farming and cows. His son Milo is much more interesting.

Annor - He was Odo’s brother.

Simon - We don’t know very much about him.

Agatha -  She was a nun. I think she lived in Ireland.

Margery - She died when she was a little girl. It was really sad.

Guydo - I don’t know anything about him except that he outlived all of his siblings.

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Sharing this in case anyone doesn’t know about the Land Rush glitch.

1. Choose a level to play (level 4 yields the most coins)

2. Choose one piece of land to claim and then quickly back out of the game before the sooner makes a choice

3. Collect all the coins!!

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*clicks on the helmet* nancy bikes safely to the Hot Kettle Cafe without a single hitch

*fails to click on the helmet* nancy crashes her bike and fuckin dies

Her interactive: enforcing bicycle safety like no other since 2005

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Anyone else get the nagging feeling that red knott wasn’t really there to watch birds?

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Anyone else get the nagging feeling that red knott wasn’t really there to watch birds?

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Totally inconspicuous, Dex. I do this all the time, too.

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favorite mythical creatures in nancy drew

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So… Dr. Predoviciu is Henry’s mom?

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The Subtle Distinctions between Frank, Joe, and Nancy

Frank: If you don’t mind my asking, what happened?

Joe: What happened to your face? If you don’t mind my asking!

Nancy: What happened to your face?

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SCOOP MENU 🍨

In flavors such as MINTY MADNESS🌿, PEACHY KEEN🍑, and even MOON CHUNK🌕🧀!

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Moving parts - Ramsey Hall

Warnings at Waverly Academy (2009)

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Every time I read the acronym STFD I automatically read it as “Sexually Transmitted Fucking Disease” and it makes me laugh every time.

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my waverly academy experience

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i swear on my life nothing makes me laugh fuckin harder than when i’m playing shadow ranch and i’m completely entranced by a mysterious love story lost in the desert to the relentless cruelty of time and this janky ass piece of shit shows up

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So I’m on FaceTime with my best friend and she was describing to me her Eastern European landlord and how he wears the same weird ass outfit every day and so I was like

“Does he look like this???

Or perhaps this”

And she GASPED. This guy has the SAME FIT AND SAME FACE. Apparently Yanni Volkstaia is now a super weird landlord in Chicago.

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okay. seriously. what the hell does he think he’s gonna do to Nancy?

like, if you think that Nancy “Paul Bunyan” Drew can’t flip this skinny little bitch 360 and pin him on the floor with the same strength that she had when she was lifting herself out of the elevator in TRT, then get the hell outta my face.