#as a methlab and Komari and Quinlan are learning their best to make it

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Senate reporter: *over radio* -when we reached out to Grandmaster Yoda of the Jedi Order, he invited us to tea, which we accepted, but were soon accosted by his own most recent student, Yan Dooku, who warned us not to eat the orange glowing swamp cookies, stating nothing more than ‘they are cursed by the dark side’. Our Wookie raised Natolan reporter, Emma, chose to try the orange one. She said it tasted like the infinite void, and disappeared into a Jedi apartment that looked like a meth-den upon request. We have not seen her since. I’m very upset, I let her borrow my favorite headscarf before she disappeared.

Mace: *glaring at Yoda and a sheepish Rael*

Rael: Hey, she ended up being a solid lead for no less than three of our active investigations!

Yoda: Wanted to teach her the recipe, I did. So few chose and like the orange cookies.

Mace: She tried to steal a youngling.

Quinlan: Yeah, and Obi-Wan chose to leave with her of his own free will!

Yoda: A matter it is not, with a mind healer they both are. Safe now.

Mace: *rubbing his eyes* I hate this family.