#arya loves grape soda after doing lots of spells
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*After Eragon has done something remarkably dangerous and stupid, and Eragon has already been scolded by Saphira, Arya's turn to verbally kick him up and down the street is coming up*
Brom: *leans over to Eragon* Remember that time I told you to buy that pack of gummy bears because though I couldn't tell you why at that moment they would be your last hope in a time of need, and that you should always have a pack on you?
Eragon: ....y-yes?
Brom: *sage nod* Now is the time.
Eragon: ....
Eragon: *holds out bag of gummy bears hesitantly when Arya storms up to him* Uh...got these...for you?
Arya: ...*narrows eyes*
Arya: *snatches pack, bops Eragon on the forehead once, and walks off tearing into the bag without comment*
Brom: Elves love sugar but don't partake often and go nuts when they do. *Pats dumbstruck Eragon on the shoulder* Keep candy with you and they'll forget all the dumb stuff you do, boy. Considering how often you do it, I suggest buying in bulk.
THERE IS A PART TWO NOW!! https://weirdponytail.tumblr.com/post/615859081227452416/arya-slams-door-to-broms-little-tronjheim-room
#that's how brom got through rider lessons#pockets full of candy#modern inheritance#eragon#inheritance cycle#mic#modern inheritance cycle#arya loves grape soda after doing lots of spells#sugarrrr#ties in with the 'weed is catnip to dragons and sorta of to elves' headcanon#modern inheritance lore
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