#artist-anon08

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Frank vs Tumblr Porn bots, Colorized

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uhh

can I hug you sir?

/give 100£

£100..

Yes! Come on and have your hug!

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Atleast ur first fictional crush isn't Jendralkhan-

does he count as a monster? he's not human, he's 100% shadow, he's TALL IDK he's my first fictional crush... I know I'm weird

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Hello everyone! Just a quick headsup (Incase u're new, HERE'S my Pinned intro <3):

I will be deleting ALL of my Tumblr accs and and blogs in a few days.

No, I'm not gonna leave forever, I just wanted to start my blog over again.

I haven't planned a name for my new blog yet, but I'm planning the name to be aishi-sweetie (yea yea, the u/n's kinda sounds like a pick me, but I might change my mind later dw :>)

I haven't planned when will I delete and make a whole new acc, but I'll let y'all know once I did :>

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Hey Frank, is Darth Vader edible?

Darth Vader is edible. I guess.

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Good Evening Frank

Do you like chocolate?

no, i hate it

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Frank, Explain Tumblrsexyman and who is the no 1 tumblrsexyman I WILL CHOP YOU IF YOU ANSWER SANS

I will not explain Tumblr Sexyman, because there's nothing to explain

He's just a guy. Like everyone else.

I will explain the first person who really started Tumblr Sexyman and started it out of love for tumblr sexyman aesthetics, because it was fun to have a persona for, and to make everyone else get it

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Frank, teach me how to sleep properly

In my sleep, I will give you three things

Two of them are beautiful, but one of them is dark and full of terrors

So, a sleep deprived Frank, here's some tips for you

One: when you first wake up, it is important that you do not open your eyes yet. No matter how much you hate your own body, do not look. The first thing will come to you in a moment, and it will be wonderful, or it will be terrible, but it will be there

Two: when you hear the alarm clock ring, you should not get up right away. It is important not to be on time. A little time spent in the bed will make a huge difference in how your day will go

Three: when you are lying in bed and feel your body beginning to wake up, allow yourself to think of Frank. Feel his presence. Even when you know you're just going to fall back asleep, just allow yourself to feel his presence near to you

As you continue to exist, you may notice things. You will think something. You will remember something. You may feel something. And it's these experiences that allow you to continue to exist in the waking state, in spite of the fact that your body is telling you to stop existing

Now you may ask, how do I remember this next morning when it's too late to remember in the bed? Simple. Just open your eyes before you have a chance to fall back asleep

If that doesn't work for you, then just remember that it's your body's job to tell you what your job is, so just do the job of your body and not the job of your mind

Funny, I've read all these things about sleep, and I have a lot of weird sleep problems, and this post just got me feeling better about sleeping

Thanks, Frank

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HEY, YOU!!!

Yeah, you! Did I tag you? Yes? Do you care anything about the Netflix version of 'A Christmas Carol'? No? WELL, STICK AROUND ANYWAY. I did something and my hand died, and I'mma make everyone look and see! And you can call me a filthy tracer all you want if you want--I don't care. I can't draw people okay? I can fill in the details, but I can't draw the figure and I ain't about to murder my hand trying for days on end to get it presentable.

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Did I not tag you and you're finding this? GREAT! That means we have at least Scrooge 2022 in common and you should follow me because I am a Scrooge-centric blog. I'm 18+ though--so if you're underage, SCRAM, KID. Wait until you're 18 to get completely corrupted, okay?

Now, onto important matters:

So, y'all want a Bess Scrooge lingerie pin-up?

WELL, HERE SHE IS.

Aaaaaannnnnnd pair with some of the sexiest sounding music I know...

Voilà! She ees fini! That is as good as she's gonna get.

YOU'RE WELCOME. My hand will now be dead for the rest of the week. SO ENJOY THIS EFFORT!!!

Taglist: (YES A FRICKIN' TAG LIST--AND I'M TAGGIN' EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF MY FOLLOWERS. I KILLED MY HAND--PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE AND KNOW WHY!!!)

@christmasgaybusinessmen @tenodai @girlbosseveyhammond @witchypandamonium @purgratoriat @neonshoe @orangewierdo @mirthadra @the-enchanted-rose @simp2537 @pandora-native-ayatei @youngsongnerd @skyvstheworldsince1996 @crimson-phantom-designs @cila-17 @ry-ichi1 @artist-anon08 @alittlebitbethany @crowwritesthings @hyerizz @crowbones13 @rom-e-o @softmullet @the-house-of-auditore-frye @oldmanlusting @thephantomofzaun @littlethief78

Oh, Lord help me, I said I'd do the lace wrap and stockings look too... *groans*

Used as outline and reference:

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Well, I did it.

Like I said, I finally got Addie's pin-up done.

So here she is!

She, uh, really likes her colors and to mix them up a bit. lol

And because I can't get passed the vibes that Tom's hat gives me:

Reference and outline:

YEP. TAGGING EVERYONE OF MY FOLLOWERS AGAIN. Y'all followed me for SOME reason.

Taglist: @luvreadingfics @amazingassash @beascrooge @themostanonymousscribbler @b4bynikii @sparklesphobia @christmasgaybusinessmen @tenodai @girlbosseveyhammond @witchypandamonium @purgratoriat @neonshoe @orangewierdo @mirthadra @the-enchanted-rose @simp2537 @pandora-native-ayatei @youngsongnerd @skyvstheworldsince1996 @crimson-phantom-designs @cila-17 @ry-ichi1 @artist-anon08 @alittlebitbethany @crowwritesthings @hyerizz @crowbones13 @rom-e-o @softmullet @cheesethegodfather @the-house-of-auditore-frye @thephantomofzaun @littlethief78 @oldmanlusting

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A hero is having a crush on me? Nah man, a VILLAIN is having a crush on me.

Paddle Pop Reader X Shadow Master Oneshot Fluff.

This fic is requested by @ry-ichi1 through a Paddle Pop Fans Whatsapp group. And also requested by @artist-anon08 VIA Tumblr. This is kinda rushed, & i had NO ideas at all- So i tried my best to think of an idea, & i came up with the idea of Shadow Master having a crush on Female!Reader- Listen, i ran out of ideas ok!? And there's 2 friggin' ppl requesting the same thing- /NM Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy this fic! :3 <3

Summary : YOU were recruited to be Shadow Master's apprentice. The 2nd day, Shadow Master invited you to meet up with him. He prepared a strawberry shortcake for you, and a cup of tea for himself. After a few days being Shadow Master's apprentice, you noticed something a bit wrong here. Shadow Master treats other servants & apprentices a little bit harshly, but with you? He acts so sweet to you! He's like a gentleman with you! But one day, Shadow Master gave you a BEAUTIFUL black & purple dress, and a letter saying for you to go to a certain place. Once you got there...

Character(s) : Shadow Master, Female!Apprentice!Y/N.

Ship : Shadow Master X Female!Apprentice!Y/N (SFW ROMANCE)

TW : A bit of romance(?), dating(?), incorrect/wrong spelling, typos, short fic ;-;

It was your 2nd day to be Shadow Master's apprentice. You & Shadow Master were sitting in 2 seperate chairs facing eachother, with a table between you 2, & a flower pot with 3 black roses in the pot. You were eating a piece of strawberry shortcake, meanwhile Shadow Master were sipping on a cup of tea. Shadow Master often invites you to do something like this(Shadow Master did NOT want to call this a 'date').

"Master, do you anything i need to do for you today?" You asked, starting a conversation.

"Hm?" Shadow Master replied, still sipping on his cup of tea. "Well, not for now" Shadow Master said, "But, i do have something planned for later" Shadow Master continued.

"Alright master" You replied. "By the way, thank you for the cake, master" You said.

"You're welcome, Y/N" Shadow Master replied.

You and Shadow Master chatted for a little before you finish your food.

After you finished the food, "It was really lovely to hang out with you, Y/N" Shadow Master said, politely.

"It was a a delight to meet you too, master" You replied.

Shadow Master nodded, "Ah... Y/N, do you mind if we keep on doing this?" Shadow Master aksed, stuttering a bit.

Your eyes widened a bit. Do this again? What? "Ah... Sure, master. Anything for you" You said.

"Thank you, Y/N. I'll see you again later" Shadow Master walked off.

"Bye, master" You waved at him.

Do this again? Why would he want to do this again?

The next day...

You walked in a hall, and saw saw Shadow Master with another aporentice of his, yelling at him for doing a bad job.

You saw him doing it ALOT of times to ALOT of his apprentices, servants & others.

You saw him do this for milliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, MONTHS, AND YEARS ALREADY!!

But then it hit you.

'Wait, if Shadow Master treated his servants harshly..." You thought, 'But then...Why did he didn't treat me harshly instead of inviting to eat some cake?' You continued.

It's a bit weird that Shadow Master often ask you to do that. Either way; You didn't complain about it anyways-

Then, "Y/N, do you have some time?" Shadow Master asked.

"Oh! Ah... Yes, i have some spare time" You replied, a bit shocked that Shadow Master was in your sight outta no where-

"Good. What would you like to eat tonight?" Shadow Master asked gently.

"Ah... Can i have a chocolate lava cake, please?" You answered with another question.

"Alright. And what drink would like to have?" Shadow Master asked again.

"A jasmine tea, please" You replied again.

Shadow Master nodded, then said "Thank you, Y/N. I'll meet you at the Shadow Sakura Garden".

"See you later, Y/N" Shadow Master waved, turning around then walked to his throne room.

"I'll see you later too, master!" You waved back at him.

Hmm... Another 'Hang-out'. This is really strange. And to think about it, it's really strange that YOU were the only one treated this way by Shadow Master. And one more thing you realized; You're the only FEMALE apprentice that Shadow Master himself considered special apprentice.

You decided that you've had enough of thinking about it for YEARS already. So you just got your room, and read a book instead.

You've read for hours untill evening. But later...

*knock, knock, knock

"Ah? C- come in!" You said, as you heard the knocking sounds coming from the door of your room.

"Y/N, Shadow Master sent you this" One of Shadow Master's servants came into your room, with a black box tied with a purple robbin, and a letter.

You stood up, walked towards him, and retrieved the box & letter. "Thank you" You said as you retreived them.

"You're welcome" The servant said, leaving your room, & closing the door behind him.

You sat down to your bed, put the box ontop of your bed, then you grabbed the letter.

It look rather cute. Kinda looked like a love letter. It has a little pink flower along with a pink heart-shaped wax stamp.

You admired the appearance of the letter from the back, to the front. It...looks amazing. Then you opened the letter.

Dear Y/N,

I would like to meet you at the Shadow Sakura Garden tonight. We will attend our dinner there.

However, like usual; NOONE but US will be the only one there. I told the others that they will attend their dinner in my lair, and i told them that we will be away for a bit.

And...there's also something i need to talk about with only you.

I hope we could meet up at the Shadow Sakura Garden, for our dinner tonight.

Sincerely, ~Shadow Master.

Ps. I've sent a gift for you. I hope you could wear that during our dinner for tonight. And after our dinner, i have something to talk about & something else for you. All of those gifts are all yours to have.

You got curious & confused as you read the 3rd paragraph. 'What is he going to talk about?' You asked in curiosity & confusion.

You closed the letter, putting it down on your desk, and turned to grab the box.

You untied the purple ribbon, then opened the black box.

You were shocked of what's in it! It was a gorgeous black & purple dress! It was beautiful!

After admiring it's appearance, you wore the dress. You spun around in the dress infront of a large standing mirror.

After all of that admirance, you got to the location Shadow Master told you to go, The Shadow Sakura Garden.

You got out of your room, close the door behind you, got out of the lair, close the lair's gates, then walked off to the garden.

It was a beautiful night. With the full moon up in the sky, soo many stars, clear skies, it's beautiful!

As you walked trough the garden's gates, you were in awe of Shadow Master's appearance!

He's in a black suit, a purple bow tie around his neck, a handkerchief purple in his pocket, and white gloves.

Shadow Master fixed his bow tie while looking away, seeming to...BLUSH A BIT!?

"Shall we...start our dinner, my lady?" Shadow Master asked, reaching his hand out to tak your hand.

'MY LADY!? DID HE-' You thought in disbelief. Did he called you his lady!? Wow. Just WOW.

But instead of acting weird, you took his hand and said "Sure, master" as calmly as you possibly could be.

Both of you sat down, and eat your dinners.

"What are you going talk about, master?" You asked.

"Hm, we-" Shadow Master's words were cut off with the sound of the bushes shaking.

You got scared of the shaking, Shadow Master stood up with a serious face. But once the bush stopped shaking.

A little white bunny came out of the bushes!

"Aww! A bunny!" You smiled, as you walked towards the bunny then picked it up.

"Do you like bunnies, Y/N?" Shadow Master asked, looking at the bunny.

"Yess!" You replied in happiness.

Shadow Master looked at you, then said "You could keep the bunny if you want".

"But, master, i don't have the cage for the bunny" You said, "And i don't have some bunny foods & supplies too" You continued.

Shadow Master smiled, then said "I could provide bunny supplies & foods for you".

You lightly gasped, then said "Y- you don't have too, master. I coul-" Your wird were cut off with Shadow Master saying "I insist, dear. After all, i would do anything just for you".

With that, Shadow Master worked his magic by creating a bunny cage, picked up the bunny then putting it into the cage. He also 'created' an actual carrot, gave it to the bunny, then closing the cage.

Shadow Master turned to you then said "Here you go, Y/N. A bunny just for you".

You smiled, then said "Thank you so much, master".

"You're welcome, Y/N" Shadow Master said, "Now, let's sit down and talk for a bit".

You nodded, then sat down with him.

You continued ro eat with him.

"So Y/N, is there any other animals you like besides bunnies?" Shadow Master asked.

"Well, i like cats, eagles, sharks, lions, an chameleons!" You replied. "Though, i don't think keeping eagles, sharks, & lions is a good idea"

"What about you, master? What is your favorite animal?" You asked.

"Hmm... To be honest, i don't realky think i have a favorite animal. But, i am a bit interested in lizards" Shadow Master answered.

"Well, what animal is it? Crocodiles? Alligators? Chameleons? Igua-"

"-Komodo dragons to be specific"

You blinked for a few times. Komodo dragons? That was...an unexpected answer.

"I know it's a bit weird" Shadow Master looked down.

"Don't worry, master! To be honest aswell, i'm also a bit interested in komodo dragons" You said.

"Actually, there's also another i'd like to tell you" Shadow Master said.

"What is it, master?" You said.

"I have a komodo dragon as a pet" Shadow Master blurted out quickly.

You blinked for a few times, then asked "Is... Is that what you wanted to tell me? Like you wrote in the letter?".

"No. This is just something random i want you to know" Shadow Master said.

"But master, komodo dragons are dangerous-" You said, a bit worried.

"Don't worry, Y/N. It's a small komodo dragon" Shadow Master said, calmly.

"Alright then" You said.

Shadow Master looked over his plate, then looked over his cup. Then he drinked the last bits of tea in his cup, then asked "Have you finished your food and drink, Y/N?"

"Yes, i have finished them" You said, wiping your mouth with a peice of tissue. (Where da heck did u even get a tissue fro-)

"Good, now can you come with me?" Shadow Master asked, stood up, and reaching his hand out to take your hand.

You smiled, stood up, took his hand then followed him.

He led you to a a beautiful flowering gazebo.

"Y/N, there's something i need to tell you" Shadow Master said, shyly.

You tilted your head, and raised an eyebrow in confusion. You gasped as Shadow Master handed you a black & purple rose bouquet, then said "I have been keeping this a secret eversince you became my apprentice for the first time. I fell inlove with you, at first sight. I... Have a crush on you, Y/N". Now, Shadow Master's blush became more and more visible.

You blushed aswell. Then you retrieved the bouquet.

'This... This is really unexpected' You thought.

Then, Shadow Master took out a purple diamond ring, handing to to Y/N then asked "Will... You be my girlfriend, Y/N?".

This. Is. Unexpected. You couldn't believe it! A villain proposing to YOU!? You're just his apprentice! Why wou-

"Yes, i will!" You answered, hugging him.

Though, you had to admit it. Shadow Master was kindof a husband material-

Shadow Master took your hand, then put the ring on your finger.

The diamond of the ring is heart-shaped, on both sides of the diamond was a white wings-shaped crystals. The ring were so shiny. Even during the nighttime! It was really beautiful.

"Thank you, master" You said.

"No, no, no. I'm the one who's suppose to be thanking you, love. Thank you, Y/N" Shadow Master said.

You smiled at him. How an evil villain could possibly be so lovely, and such a gentleman. AND HOW COULD YOU DATE AN EVIL VILLAIN!?

"Now, care to dance with me, my lady?" Shadow Master asked, reaching his hand out.

You took Shadow Master's hand, then said "I'd love to, dear".

He kissed your hand, then danced with you.

You spun around each other, and startes waltzing. You loved this moment. This is the moment you two would ALWAYS gonna treasure.

You really enjoyed this moment.

Shadow Master could finally be with the one he loved. He'd never thought he'd never experienced love. But eversince Y/N came, that though of his changed forever.

You two hoped that your relationship will never end. Even if you two got into arguments.

But at the end of the day, they are there for eachother. No matter what.

~Fin

Bonus : You & Shadow Master after that moment :

You & Shadow Master hold hands together, walking back to the lair after having such a delightful moment.

"I had so much fun with you, Master. Thank you" You smiled.

"I had fun too, Y/N. Thank you" Shadow Master replied.

"Oh, and by the way; Tomorrow i will introduce you to my komodo dragon pet" Shadow Master said.

"Alright, master." You said.

You continued to walk a bit. But then...

"Wait!" You said, suddenly stop walking. "I feel like... I forgot about something..." You continued, thinking.

"What is it, Y/N?" Shadow Master asked, stopped walking as soon as you stopped walking too.

You thinked hard, but it hit you.

"Wait..."

"MY PET BUNNYY!!!" You screamed as you turned around, and ran back to where you had the date with Shadow Master.

"Wait, your BUNNY!?" Shadow Master said, now realizing as soon as you screamed, "WAIT FOR ME!!" Shadow Master screamed aswell, catching after you.

After you grabbed the cage with your new pet bunny, you walk back to Shadow Master, then continued walking back to the lair.

Tomorrow...

"I want you to meet Scales! My komodo dragon pet" Shadow Master inteoduced you to his komodo dragon pet.

You looked at that lizard as if it k1lled your boyfriend. (No, it didn't happen!)

"... Master..." You said. "I... Thought you said that you had a small komodo dragon..." You continued.

"It is a small komodo dragon. What are you talking about?" Shadow Master asked, looking confused.

"Are you aware that this is the biggest komodo dragon species?" You said, informing your boyfriend.

"Wait, really!?" Shadow Master asked, looking a bit shocked. "I just got this guy a few days before i proposed to you. And the one who sold this komodo to me said that this is the smallest komodo he had. He also had alot of komodos that are alot more bigger than the one i currently had right now" Shadow Master told you.

"THE SELLER HAD WHAT!?"

~Fin

Actual Fin this time-

Phew! What a fic! Hope y'all enjoy it! Cya later! <33

AZ Out.

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Another Reader X Shadow Master request comin' right up!

Requested by : @artist-anon08 VIA WhatsApp.

Translate (Indonesia -> English) : EUY I HAVE A REQUEST. It's Patisserie!Reader X Shadow Master. How this atory goes is; Reader is a baker that enters the Isekai.

My own concept : Y/N had just made a cake, and puts it in the oven. While Y/N is waiting, Y/N walks around but then trips, hits your head, then oassed out on the floor. When u woke up, u realize that...u're not in the bakery anymore. U woke up in a forest. Cartoonishly magical forest. U walkes around, trying to get help or perhaps explain to u what in the WORLD had happen. Untill you met Shadow Master...

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Update: My new Carrd has been made!

I think I'll be able to move accs right now, but what do y'all think?

Should I move right now or tomorrow?

@yallmakemyassitch @artismeyou-45 @saltz88 @okaminokiba315 @simyona @totallynotafab @trashyswitch @icxhigaee @ashwasfound @aurtisticbee05 @cc-creator @evander2511 @afikaandthefandoms09 @nico-ticklegoddess12 @artist-anon08 @jungkook124 @zaphowlsticklestorys @waltdiegi-theartist @neko-sufis-world

Hello everyone! Just a quick headsup (Incase u're new, HERE'S my Pinned intro <3):

I will be deleting ALL of my Tumblr accs and and blogs in a few days.

No, I'm not gonna leave forever, I just wanted to start my blog over again.

I haven't planned a name for my new blog yet, but I'm planning the name to be aishi-sweetie (yea yea, the u/n's kinda sounds like a pick me, but I might change my mind later dw :>)

I haven't planned when will I delete and make a whole new acc, but I'll let y'all know once I did :>

@yallmakemyassitch @artismeyou-45 @saltz88 @okaminokiba315 @simyona @totallynotafab @trashyswitch @icxhigaee @ashwasfound @aurtisticbee05 @cc-creator @evander2511 @afikaandthefandoms09 @nico-ticklegoddess12 @artist-anon08 @jungkook124 @zaphowlsticklestorys @waltdiegi-theartist