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uhh mr scrooge sir... would you ever consider becoming my father figure bc right now im uhhh... lacking one

Do I look like someone who would like to adopt a child? Go ask someone else!

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So Scrooge, after a long day at work, do you ever like to have a hot bath to ease yourself?

Hah.. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't let myself! Do you know how much this could cost me?

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Sir the children are freezing

Um? Tell this to the owners of orphanages, what do I have to do with it? I do not care

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uhh

can I hug you sir?

/give 100£

£100..

Yes! Come on and have your hug!

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(not sure if we can talk with post-ghost Scrooge but worth a shot, I guess!) So, Mr. Scrooge! Three ghosts - well, four if you count Marley - come to visit you and make you change your ways! How's that going for you, then?

Ghosts? Are you kidding? Ghosts don't exist! Only little children believe in ghosts.

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Can I maybe get a hug please? 👉👈

I guess you can.

But if you pay me, like others do it.

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Mr. Scrooge sir?

*Hands seventy pounds* I would like to pet you, please

Same exact person who asked before,

(£70?!)

Of course, you can pet me. Just be careful, please don't ruin my hair.

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mr scrooge can I have your clothes? I'm jealous of your drip

I don't think it's a good idea, my clothes are... mine. I don't think the size is right for you.

But if you like it so much, order the same suit from the tailor.

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Hey so uh I burnt the water it’s on fire just came to tell you that

Um, well.. Good job. [applause]

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Good Morning, Day, Afternoon or Evening!

I made some muffins! I have blueberry, lemon, and chocolate! Would you like some?

Hello!

I won't refuse! Is it free?Hmm, I would prefer chocolate muffins.

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Sometimes the scrunblo is a 50 year old man learning what good will towards men is

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Scroogeposting time

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GUYS HE MADE IT

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This may just be the worst image I’ve ever created

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Autism be damned this man can fit so much regrets

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I drew my babygirl 💪🏼

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