#arthur christmas steve claus

[hey-august]

Making the Nice List (Steve Claus x F!Reader NSFW)

I DID IT. Sorry not sorry.

This is awkward, OOC, and full of puns to the point that this is really just bad or hilarious smut that can be enjoyed even if you don't care for the source material.

WC: 2k Warnings: nsfw, Steve Claus x F!Reader, mentions of alcohol and drinking - dubcon because of drinking, no established relationship, sorta public sex (bar bathroom ayyy), oral - m recieving, vaginal sex, use of protection, tons of terrible puns hehehehe

Teaser: “Oh no, I assure you that I’m a good girl. A nice girl. And I think I deserve to unwrap this gift.” You reached for the gold clasp of his black belt and pulled him closer.

“Kinda like Santa, huh?��

You interrupted the man sitting at the bartop next to you. All evening he had been boasting about the global delivery company he works for and the large project that wrapped yesterday - Christmas Eve. 

“Er, well, I suppose you could say that,” he answered, the rosy tint dusting his cheeks and round nose deepening.

“You seem to like Christmas.” 

You gestured at your own chin, referring to his goatee shaved in the shape of a pine tree. Or maybe you should call it a goatree. Then you waved your hand towards his outfit, specifically the crimson button-down top, where the pinstripes were actually tiny monochromatic candy canes and the buttons were peppermint swirls.

The guy was cute - you couldn’t deny it. The kind of package you wouldn’t mind finding under the tree. He was tall and broad, giving a lot of space for that deep voice of his to bounce around. With his dark brows, and the white hair on his head and chin, he looked like he was perpetually dusted in snow. And the crimson hue on his face added to the illusion.

“It runs in the family,” he responded with a wink and a twinkle in his eye.

“Well- uh…” you trailed off, realizing that you couldn’t call him Hot Guy Santa to his face.

“Steve.”

“Well, Steve, here’s to big achievements!” 

You lifted your drink, as did he. The amber liquid you both drank quickly bubbled back up in laughter and proper introductions. Steve continued to talk about the project - something about coalescing synergies, combining old tech with new, reducing the margin of error, and how wonderful it was to have a new vision to reenergize the company’s long term strategy. After a few centuries, it was time for something fresh. At least, you thought he said centuries. Maybe the bar was too loud or Steve’s beers were catching up to him.

Time passed with more stories, a hand on his bicep, his hand on your thigh, a thumb wiping the corner of your lips, and knees knocking into each other. Maybe it was naughty, but you wanted a gift from your Bar Santa and he was willing to make one more delivery and stuff your stocking.

“Alright, big guy, what do you have in that sack for me,” you giggled while swinging the bathroom door shut. You pressed the lock on the knob and slid the bar of the latch lock into place. 

It was no secret what went on in this tiny room, as long as it was kept clean and no one overstayed their welcome.

“That’s an awfully naughty thing to say,” Steve chided. He leaned in and pressed his right hand against the wood door, standing over you like a polar bear.

“Oh no, I assure you that I’m a good girl. A nice girl. And I think I deserve to unwrap this gift.” You reached for the gold clasp of his black belt and pulled him closer.

“A nice girl, eh? Maybe you should show me why you deserve to be on the nice list.” He cupped your cheek and kept your face tilted towards his, even while your hands were busy undoing his belt and pants.

His palm was warm, so very warm. And the smell of espresso and spices swirled around. You turned to place a kiss on his hand before going down to your knees. Along the way you pulled down his pants, making sure to grip through to his boxers (red and white satin) so both slid down at once.

Steve’s yule log stood proudly in front of your face. Thick wood with precum dripping like an icicle. You wondered if it would taste like peppermint.

You knew his cock was girthy just by looking at it, the kind that would need two hands to wrap around it entirely. In your mouth, it felt even larger. You struggled to get it halfway down your chimney. It would be impossible for you to get far enough to have his jingle balls pressed against your chin.

Still, you did the best you could. It’s the thought that counts, right? Slobbering and sucking on the amount of dick that fit in your mouth seemed to satisfy the man standing above you. With one hand pumping the remainder, and your other hand groping his ass, you closed your eyes and listened to the huffs of pleasure that fell over you. The scent of spices grew stronger, reminding you of your favorite holiday treat - gingerbread. Fuck, if that didn’t make your mouth water.

Steve shifted, now leaning on his forearm against the door. A hand came down and rested on the top of your head. He didn’t push or pull, or grab your hair. He simply held you, felt you, as you worked his north pole.

The heat between your legs was intense. A holiday bonfire that was melting everything, including your inhibitions. Pulling off Steve’s cock with a pop, you looked up.

“Steve? …Santa?”

He groaned and his fingers twitched in your hair. “Yes?”

“I want you to deck my halls,” you asked, trying to look as innocent as possible, despite spit and precum smeared all over your mouth. 

“I- I’m not sure-”

You licked a strip from Steve’s balls to the tip of his dick, moving slow enough that his length had to rest and slide across your face. Even with some of your vision blocked through part of the journey, you could see that it won him over.

“Alright, alright, bend over and I’ll- uh- show you a white Christmas.”

His commitment to the bit made you laugh. Honestly, you expected the guy to tell you to knock it off a while ago, but he seemed to enjoy this impromptu holly jolly roleplay. You’re pretty sure every time you called him Santa, his dick grew three sizes bigger. (Okay, not really, but it would throb delightfully.)

With your pants and undies shimmied down, you opted to lean over the sink rather than go against the wall. Through the mirror, you watched Steve. He was tearing open a small foil packet.

“Oho, so I’m not the only one hoping for some holiday freakiness, huh?”

The stern look Steve gave didn’t deter the giggles. You couldn’t help it. He was well dressed - sure, the theme was really specific, but he stuck to it and all his clothes fit well. Even though there was a bit of a stomach, he was toned. The guy was just boasting about being some corporate whatever for a global business. And yet, here he was, pants around his ankles (leaving his reindeer socks on display), fiddling with a condom in a bar bathroom, with a stranger dripping in front of him.

With his package wrapped for delivery, Steve stood behind you and pressed his tip against your aching cunt.

“Please, at least I’m not acting like some desperate ho,” he pushed the flared head in, “ho,” and slowed as your body struggled to take the thickest part of his dick, “ho!” With a grunt, Steve shoved the rest of his cock deep into your heat.

Your knuckles were as white as the porcelain sink, but it felt so damn good. He was big, it was definitely a stretch, you were aching for a different reason now, but the feeling of being so full was delicious. Shifting your weight, you felt Steve stay in place. His hands were holding your hips, squeezing and kneading softly, as he settled inside you.

Looking at him through the mirror, you said one word. “Please.”

He pulled back slowly, your lips hugging him through the exit. Once halfway out, he eased back in. This pattern continued, never leaving you empty, and ensuring you feel the extent of his girth. Maybe it was a kindness, his attempt to keep from having to force his cock to find space within your plush walls. Still, you didn’t want him to hold back. You were a good girl afterall. A nice girl.

You started meeting Steve’s thrusts, using his hold on your hips to bounce into his movements. The sound of skin against skin grew louder than the heavy breathing. His fingers dug into you, trying to regain the hold and control he had moments ago. Shaking your head, you continued your crusade. With each thrust, you felt more and more of him, and less and less of yourself. 

The drag of his cock, the way it kept you stretched open - it felt filthy. Naughty.

This tryst was going to leave you gaping and drooling, and you were enjoying every minute of it. And so was your dear Santa.

“G-good girl, you’re so good for me,” he gasped and grunted. With a shaking hand, he reached up and caressed your head.

Something about that large hand touching you with such softness and tenderness was the star on the top of a Christmas tree. You were filled with yearning. A need for more and a need to give. To give yourself entirely. And you did. You gave your desire, letting it burst and overflow until your eyes were squeezed shut and your legs were numb.

Your breathy moans gave way to pathetic little noises, pushed out when Steve pushed in. You could hardly hear his promises that he was close, but you felt it. You felt it in the way his hand squeezed your shoulder. In how his thrusts were shallower, intent on keeping himself buried deep. In how his own eyes were fluttering and glossy.

With a surprised, “ah!” Steve came. His head fell back in bliss while he pumped inside you. Each pulse of his cock shot streams of tinsel, until Santa’s sack was finally empty. Steve continued with the languid thrusts for a bit longer, until he pushed in as deep as your body would allow.

He placed his hands on the sides of the sink, next to yours, and leaned forwards to press his lips against the top of your head. The position had the sink digging into you and your back arching slightly - just the right amount of discomfort to keep you from falling completely into a post-nut daze.

Clean up was quick. The nut sack was tied off and tossed into the trash can. Damp paper towels were enough to wipe away lingering slick and sex from between your legs and clinging to Steve’s pubes. (How did you not notice they were also shaved into the shape of a tree sooner?) After washing your hands with some warm water and cinnamon scented soap, the deed was done. Steve walked with you back to the main room of the bar, his arm slung around your back and hand resting on your waist.

After one more drink, Steve reluctantly said that it was time for him to go.

He looked at his phone and a small smile tugged his lips. “My brother, Arthur, is waiting for me.”

“I’ll walk you out, Steve,” you said, downing the rest of your drink before he could say no. “Can’t let you go out in the cold alone, I gotta make sure I stay on the Nice List.”

You expected Steve to roll his eyes, but instead he chuckled. “You don’t need to worry about that.”

The cold outside was fierce. Wind carried the fresh falling snow, turning the area into a real life swirling snow globe. Although visibility was shit, you couldn’t see a car waiting for Steve. Maybe his brother already left and you two would get to spend a little more time together.

Wedging your hand into one of his, you looked up to Steve. But instead of scanning the lot, he was looking higher. You followed his line of sight and saw…nothing. Just more snow. And maybe a snow cloud? A really big cloud? With bells and hooves and…

Reindeer. There were fucking reindeer in the sky. You looked back at Steve in disbelief. He met your eyes and winked.

The jingling grew louder as a whole goddamn herd landed, along with a sleigh. Of course. And in the sleigh was Arthur? He was a lanky brunette and dressed as, well, Santa. Arthur cried out cheerfully and waved to you both.

“Is that- Is he-” you stammered, feeling like a cliche.

“Yup, that is my brother, Arthur,” Steve responded.

“Santa…came?”

“Er, well, I guess you could say that.” Steve cleared his throat and tugged at the collar of his shirt.

“Who’s your friend, Steve? Would they want to come over for milk and cookies? Mum just put them in the oven when I left,” Arthur said excitedly as he clambered out of the sleigh. 

His foot caught on one of the reigns and he nearly face planted on the dirty snow, but an oddly graceful pivot let him grab the edge of the sleigh and slow his descent into a split. He looked like a newborn deer learning to walk. 

You laughed. It was endearing. You could see some similarity in the brothers. There was a sincerity they both shared. Squeezing Steve’s hands, you shrugged and looked up at him once again.

“Well? Our Mum makes a delightful snickerdoodle.”

[starcatcherrz]

currently in a relationship with Steve Claus from Arthur Christmas on character.ai

i need mental help

[we-were-made-of-stars-once]

Since my Arthur Christmas post has been making the rounds and gotten a bit of attention this month I thought I might as well inform all of you lovely Steve simps . . .Arthur Christmas movie fans that we actually have a Discord! (I'm one of the mods @PeterTheElf'sInternPersy don't be shy and say hi!!! And the creator of the server Lex is very friendly too!!) The discord is very dedicated to simping over Steve . . .expressing our love and fan creations for this festive holiday film!

@canmking @pinballlizard @sififantsyfangirl @nochildmissed @the-author-writes-books @mossydroid @moonlightredfern @choccybroccoli @stevengrantstea @readingismything @iiep-wop @v-nest @mother-teresa-the-nun @water-dino @rcjackie @whismis @heather0feather @fawnqueenbrowsing @ifitbleedyoucankillit @callmeleomercury @these-apples-are-delicous @triplecatattack @astrathechinchilla @askthelovenest @the-ghost-bracket @dragon-of-kazuma @sunstar-of-the-north @glorious-pxrpose @the-great-kraken @pingpongpitch963

https://discord.com/invite/Mjk3MHs3

Join the fun! We discuss all things concerning the movie! Theories, headcanons, fanarts, fanfics, memes, ships, OCs!

MERRY CRISIS BITCHES🎄🎄🎄🎅

[randymansalien]

Just these 2 :3

[matts-self-soda-ships]

I'm battling my creative block one doodle at a time

[metalandmagi]

A list of underrated Christmas movies for everyone who is getting tired of watching the same things every year:

This year, I wanted to make a list of a few Christmas movies that I feel are a bit underrated and under-appreciated, because I’m tired of seeing the same things all the time. If anyone has any suggestions for their own lesser known holiday movies, please feel free to include them!

Arthur Christmas: An animated movie that should be a classic, but it was unfortunately lost to time because it had a horrible marketing campaign that made it look like complete shit. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not complete shit. It’s actually fucking amazing.

Arthur, the clumsy son of the current Santa Claus is known for being a lovable idiot who tends to ruin everything he touches, but when a little girl’s present is accidentally left behind one Christmas, Arthur, an elf named Bryony, and his grandfather (a previous Santa…so grandsanta) embark on a chaotic mission around the world to deliver the missing present. Every character in this movie is so fucking funny and empathetic at the same time. Arthur embodies the true meaning of Christmas in everything he does. Bryony is just…on another level entirely. Arthur’s brother Steve (a strategic genius who wants to use his new technology to ensure his place as the next Santa) is a perfect antagonist that the audience still feels sympathy for. They all just have such a fun dynamic, and it’s a crime that more people haven’t seen this.

Spirited: A fairly new addition to the Christmas movie ranks, since it came out in 2022 (but it was on AppleTV+ so no one watched it). Spirited is a modern, musical version of A Christmas Carol like you’ve never seen before (starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds, who are an amazing combination in anything). If you’re tired of seeing endless retellings of Dickens' story, just watch this. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and it brings a whole new perspective to the story in a way that I’m not going to spoil. And the songs go so hard it’s insane.

Happiest Season: A rom-com in which a woman named Abby desperately wants to propose to her girlfriend Harper over the holidays during Harper’s family Christmas party…only to realize that Harper’s extremely rich and conservative family doesn’t know she’s gay. Fun rom-com shenanigans ensue. Did I mention Abby is played by Kristen Stewart, and Harper is played by Mackenzie Davis? Also Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie, and that guy from Schitt’s Creek everyone loves are in it.

This could easily have been a completely different movie if the cast wasn't so funny and didn’t have such good chemistry. It starts out as a standard holiday rom-com, but I was tearing up by the end of this the first time I watched it. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve been hiding your true self from your family or if you’ve felt like you’ve never been good enough for them, I think you’ll see a lot to relate to in this. 

Violent Night: Another new addition to the ever-expanding list of Christmas movies, this aptly named action thriller also came out in 2022, and I feel like no one has spoken about it since, which is a crime because IT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

When a grizzled, down on the world Santa (played by David Harbour) gets stuck in a rich family’s house while it’s being overrun by mercenaries, he has to Die Hard his way out and save the hostages (or at least the ones who are worth saving) before it’s too late. This was such a fun surprise, because violent action thrillers are so hit and miss for me personally. David Harbour is great. It’s just under 2 hours of watching shitty people get their comeuppance in unique ways. I’m so offended that it only has a 6.7/10 on IMDB, because this is a great movie to watch with a group of friends and some age appropriate beverages. Yeah, it’s not a masterpiece, and maybe my standards are low, but I had a great time with this.

Tokyo Godfathers: An anime Christmas classic directed by Satoshi Kon in which 3 homeless people (a former drag queen, a runaway teen, and a grumpy alcoholic) find a baby in a dumpster and try to reunite it with its family. This was the movie that tricked me into thinking Satoshi Kon’s other works would be just as comedic and wholesome as this one. It’s got humor. It’s got heart. It’s got twists and turns that will keep you guessing in the classic Satoshi Kon fashion. And the English dub is just as good as the sub, so you can’t go wrong either way.

Neo Yokio- Pink Christmas: Speaking of anime…I’ve talked about this one before, but I have to mention it again because it’s a staple for me every year. Pink Christmas is the Christmas special for the…anime (and I use that word in the loosest way possible) Neo Yokio…aka the one starring (and possibly made by?) Jaden Smith.

For anyone who’s never heard of it, Neo Yokio is a series on Netflix that is the closest thing to a professionally made Abridged Series we’ll ever have. The “plot” of the series revolves around Kaz, a pink haired guy who fights demons and does increasingly absurd rich people things with his robot mecha butler named Charles. The Christmas special involves Charles telling Kaz a Christmas story about the city’s Secret Santa competition for all the ultra rich people.

Look, there’s no good way to describe this one, but trust me when I say you don’t have to watch Neo Yokio to understand it, since even people who do watch Neo Yokio don’t understand it. In fact, I think it will be even funnier if you don’t watch Neo Yokio at all before watching Pink Christmas (but I encourage everyone to watch the series too, just because it’s more of the same insanity.)

Every line in it is pure comedic gold, not because it’s truly funny, but because it’s absurd and ridiculous in a way only Jaden Smith can be. I quote it incessantly while eating a Toblerone every year. 

Cabin Pressure at Christmas: Molokai: Okay, it’s not a movie or even a TV special, but I love Cabin Pressure so much that I had to include this too. Cabin Pressure is a comedy radio show (not a podcast, an actual radio show) that aired on BBC Radio 4 in the early 2000s about an airline crew for the world’s shittiest airplane. 

For anyone who watched season 2 of Good Omens, you might recognize the name John Finnemore as one of the writers. Well, Cabin Pressure is made by (and stars) the same person. The Christmas episode is one of my favorites of the series, and you 100% don’t need to listen to the entire series to enjoy it. It captures the humor and despair of being stuck with your co-workers on Christmas eve, but it keeps up the spirit regardless. This is another one I quote incessantly, and the whole show has become hardwired into my personality. PLEASE FIND A WAY TO LISTEN TO CABIN PRESSURE! I’m pretty sure the whole series is available on iTunes as an audiobook.

As honorable mentions, I want to include Rise of the Guardians and Klaus, because even though they have a fair amount of popularity, I still feel like people could appreciate them more. And sure, Rise of the Guardians might be more of an Easter movie, but it still includes Santa as a character, and he’s amazing. 

That's all for now. Sorry these are all specifically Christmas themed, but if anyone has movie suggestions for other winter holidays, please throw them in!

[lookstairs]

One of my favorite Christmas movies has to be this one right here

Not only is it a fun twist on the whole Santa structure

It also explores the Claus family dynamic in a way that felt real

Steve the oldest son is the most competent Santa there’s ever been. He basically runs Christmas for his father Malcolm aka Santa. He dreams of taking over the Santa position.

Malcolm is a nice dad who just can’t let go of the Santa title (even if he’s just become a Christmas mascot rather than the actual person in charge)

Arthur is the youngest and most festive of the bunch. He spends his time reading children’s letters and wants every child to feel included.

Gran Santa Malcolm’s father and the previous Santa is a man obsessed with his glory days. He drags Arthur out just so he can prove to his son and grandson that he’s still a competent Santa.

Watching Steve stress over making everything perfect is so older sibling of him. He is on paper the “perfect” Santa. Sadly this hasn’t helped his relationship with any of the men in his family and he developed an inferiority complex from years of little to no recognition from his father.

Malcolm in his defense is not a bad person just very clueless to how his actions effect those around him. He wants to hold on to the Santa title so much that he doesn’t realize he’s hurting his own son

Not to mention being busy as Santa for years made him a pretty absent parent to both Steve and Arthur.

Grand Santa holds a deep resentment to the new way of doing things. So much so that he recklessly drags his grandson out just to prove he’s still got it. His actions endanger everyone around him and almost got them killed multiple times.

Arthur is a clumsy but determined guy. He faces ridicule from everyone around him especially when compared to his big brother Steve. He knows what others say and think about him yet he keeps a positive attitude no matter what.

This movie is sweet and entertaining the whole way through. All the main characters are flawed in their own way but they’re still good at heart.

This movie is so special to me and hope it gets the recognition it deserves

[kissingarthurclaus]

Hehe little small infodump about my Arthur Christmas self ship lore!

❄️ there's nothing too special about my self insert herself, she'd be pretty close to me irl! Just a regular girl who works at a coffee shop and does normal things.

❄️ I imagine the two would meet during Arthur's first official year as Santa! My s/i would probably be spending Christmas eve with her sister and little nephew, and after some pretty heavy eggnog indulgence she falls asleep on the couch, so when Arthur gets to the house he has to be EXTRA quiet so as not to wake her up. But as you know, he's a big ol klutz so while he's trying to sneak around he trips over something and makes a big ruckus

❄️ understandably believing him to be an intruder and panicking, my s/i proceeds to grab the nearest item (in this case a gift-wrapped kid's plastic bat) and starts beating him with it 😂😂 ofc the elves rush in to help him and I imagine they have tranq darts to deal with unruly pets and such but they gotta think fast. A little too fast, cause after getting tranqed my s/i falls over and conks her head on the coffee table

❄️ now, if it were Steve running this operation he'd just call 911 and leave, but this is Arthur Claus he feels REALLY bad and doesn't wanna just leave her like that and they also need to keep schedule so they just sorta? Kidnap her? They bring her onto the ship to be looked over by some first aid elf physicians. And when she wakes up she is...not very pleased to say the least!

❄️ now, they can't very well turn around and drop her off bcs they've got the whole WORLD to visit so she's gotta stick around until they're done, like it or not! And ofc she's bewildered at first and believes she's asleep or concussed and none of it can be real, but eventually she comes around and is even really impressed by the scale of the whole operation! In between countries she and Arthur get to talking (mostly to make sure she's NOT concussed) and she really feels the love he has for the whole thing. How important it is to him that Christmas is magical for every child in the world and...well it moves her 🥺💖

❄️ after all the deliveries are done, Arthur invites her to Christmas dinner with his family! I think partly per Steve's request as a 'please don't tell/don't sue us' gesture 😂 Everyone gets a good laugh out of the situation, and it's a very nice time! It's a silly thought but I think Arthur's mom might even say that she met her husband in a similar way 😂 during HIS first year as Santa he crashed a hole right through her roof and she came outside to yell at him and ask for money, but one thing lead to another! That sort of makes my s/i think...

[dem-obscure-imagines]

Christmas/Holidays/New Year's Eve Masterlist

In the mood for some winter fluff? Look no further than these curated picks from my collection.

General Winter Imagines

Arthur Curry x Reader

Sweater Weather - Fluff

When it gets colder outside, the king of the sea loans you his sweater.

Jack Frost x Reader

Snowflake - Fluff, Soulmate AU

Your soulmark is a snowflake, and thus, winter easily became your favorite season. However, you have a good feeling about winter this year, a tingly feeling that makes your mark glow...

Tired of Gray - Fluff, Soulmate AU

It’s Christmas time and you’re just about sick of your gray, gray world. Luckily, your soulmate is known to visit in the winter.

Christmas/Holiday Imagines

Bernard the Elf x Reader

The Way it Was Before - Alternate Universe, Bernard exists during Escape Clause Plot, Magic!Reader, a light angst, a lot of fluff.

Something is VERY wrong this Christmas, and it seems you’re the only person in the world who remembers the way things were before. Well, almost the only person. It’s up to you and the Head Elf to save the day before Jack’s wish becomes irreversible.

Home for the Holidays - Fluff, Christmas, Santa’s Daughter!Reader

When you come home for Christmas, Bernard realizes that you’re the reincarnation of someone very dear to him.

All I Want For Christmas - Fluff, Christmas, Santa’s Daughter!Reader

Being Santa Claus’ daughter, it was only inevitable that you’d catch feelings for his head elf…

Dear Santa… - Fluff, Writer Elf!Reader

The writing department has been especially short on elves this year, and this means you find yourself responsible for writing a whole bunch of letters. Luckily, the head elf has his eye on you.

Druig x Reader

Merry Little Christmas - Fluff, Christmas, GN! Reader

Christmas with the Eternals is a little extra special this year because of a certain mind-controlling telepath…

Prince Eric (Barbie in the Nutcracker)

Real - Fluff, Christmas

After arriving back in your living room, you’re startled to find out that the previous night was real, Mouse King, Nutcracker, and all.

Home - Fluff, Christmas

The locket is supposed to take you home, but in your heart, you know you’re already there.

Steve Harrington x Reader

About Time - Fluff, Soulmate AU, Time Travel

You discover a time-traveling wormhole in your closet and a hot guy from the 80′s on the other side of it.

Steve Rogers x Reader

The Nutcracker - Fluff, Ballerina!Reader

When your winter recital finally comes around, Steve is more than happy to support you.

Warren Worthington III x Reader

Merry Christmas, Darling - Fluff, Christmas, Mutant!Reader, Gender Neutral!Reader

The Holidays are in full swing at the X Mansion, and as always, you are tasked with helping run the place. But things are a lot less dull with a certain winged mutant around.

Santa Baby - Fluff, Christmas

You use the power of invisibility to put a Santa hat on each of the X-Men. 

New Year's Eve Kisses

New Year’s Eve Kisses 2017 - Steve Harrington, Marty McFly, Edmund Pevensie, Thackery Binx, Wanda Maximoff

New Year’s Eve Kisses 2020 - Alex Vreeke (Jumanji), Jack Frost, Ben Tennyson, Diaval, Peeta Mellark

New Year’s Eve Kisses 2021 - Bernard the Elf, Bucky Barnes, Diana Prince, Killian Jones, Pietro Maximoff

New Year’s Eve Kisses 2022 - Eddie Munson, Druig, Kili, Neville Longbottom, Peter Pan

New Year’s Eve Kisses 2023 - Roronoa Zoro, Barbie, Jaime Reyes, Hank McCoy, Sasappis

[isthis-incest]

Do you ship them? (Arthur Claus x Steve Claus)

TYPE: Brother Incest

MEDIA: Arthur Christmas

PAIRINGS: M/M

[xmen-more-like-sexwithmen]

just found out that House voices Steve Claus in Arthur Christmas. I feel very ill.

[hey-august]

Like what if I wrote about bathroom bar sex with Steve Claus from Arthur Christmas?

Hahahaha, funny idea, right?

But, like, what if...

[101flavoursofweird]

Arthur Christmas/PL AU thing, except it’s not in the North Pole and Inspector Alfendi Layton is trying to deliver a present to his little sister in London

Arthur = Alfendi. I mean… look at them side by side. The characters don’t have much in common, personality-wise, but look at them

Bryony the Elf = Lucy Baker. Again, look at the two of them. Also, they both have a strong accent and want to do their best to help people

Gwen (the kid without a present) = Kat. Kat needs a new bike, but her dad is AWOL and her older sister Flora is swamped with everything else so her chaotic older brother, Alfendi had to deliver

Steve = Flora. Hear me out on this one… Flora is the older sibling trying her best to make sure everything runs smoothly in her father’s absence. She’s the tech wiz in the family, who has to keep her younger brother and sister out of trouble. Really, she should be recognised as the one running the whole show— the head of the family— but no one ever appreciates her

Current Santa/Malcolm= Layton. He’s not a bad dad but he spends a lot of time sleeping and he’s lost touch with his family. He needs to reconnect with them

Grand Santa = Should be Roland Layton age-wise, but I think it’d be 100x funnier if this was Uncle Desmond. He would go on a wild adventure— nearly causing another war with Targent and Scotland Yard— just to deliver Kat’s present, much to Alfendi’s horror

Mrs Claus= Rosa. (Not married to Layton in this AU scenario thing. That’s his adopted mother.) The Layton family would be lost without her

A random Elf= Luke. I ran out of characters

[inlandvoid]

Morning,

Just a message for those whose Christmas may feel like a full scale mission. You got this. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

“Okay, let’s show them, people. Operation Santa Claus is coming to town.” - Steve (Arthur Christmas)

[rewritethisstxry]

Hello and welcome to my mixed mosh little corner of tumblr. Here I write for a variety of fandoms and characters. Primarily will be featuring drabbles with the occasional longer piece. Headcanons will feature from time to time.

At the time I do NOT consent for my work to be translated or posted anywhere else.

Below you will find some more information on who and what I write.

MINORS DNI. Due to the nature of potential content, only 18 and older are allowed.

Characters || Rules || Masterlist || Slasher/horror writing blog : @slxsherwriter

What I will write:

Angst

Fluff

Smut

Platonic relationships

Alpha/Omega dynamics

What I won’t write:

Snuff

Rape, rape play, non con

Underage

Inc*st

Real person fic

Marvel: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Alexei Shostakov, Peter Parker, Victor Creed, Deacon Frost, Peter Quinn, Frank Castle, Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson, Bruce Banner, Brock Rumlow, Nathan Summers, Eddie Brock, Cletus Kasady, Otto Octavius

DC Universe: Bruce Wayne, Harvey Bullock, Jim Gordon, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Jonathan Crane, Clark Kent, Arthur Curry

Stranger Things: James Hopper, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers

Stargate Atlantis: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Ronan Dex, Carson Beckett

Sons of Anarchy: Jackson “Jax” Teller, Harry “Opie” Winston, Filip “Chibs” Telford, Juan Carlos “Juice” Ortiz, Lincoln Potter, Galen O'Shay

The Walking Dead: Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh, Negan Smith

What We Do in the Shadows: Nandor the Relentless, Guillermo de la Cruz, Laszlo Cravensworth

Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield

Ted Lasso: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent

Good Omens: Gabriel, Aziraphale, Crowley

Video Games: Connor RK800, CaptainJonathan Price, Simon Ghost Riley, Sniper

Movies: Finn Brody (Godzilla), Raleigh Becket (Pacific Rim), Terry Malone (Black and Blue), Abe Guevara (Point Blank), Bobby O’Neill (The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard), Guy Clifton (The Crash), Roy Pulver (Boss Level), Sloan (Into the Ashes) Braxton Wolff (The Accountant), Ethan Sawyer (Those Who Wish Me Dead), Bradley James (Grudge Match), Sam Rossi (Sweet Virginia), Mr. McCarthy (Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl), Grady Travis (Fury), Griff (Baby Driver), Adam Frawley (The Town), Buddy (Baby Driver), Clyde Brenek (The Posession), Patrick Sullivan (The Accidental Husband), Harvey Russell (Rampage), Jude Fisher (Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding), Luke Vaughn (Heist), Franklin Clay (The Losers), Max (The Resident), Nicomund the Red/Santa Claus (Violent Night), Doug Dennison (Sleepless), Frank Masters (The Equalizer), Hellboy (2019), Alex Baldr (Max Payne), Matt Graver (Sicario), Douglas Hunsiker (The Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Steve Emmett (Boa vs Python), Joe Braven (Braven), Lee Christmas (The Expendables), Deckard Shaw (Fast & Furious)

Musicals: Jack Kelly (Newsies), Dewey Finn (School of Rock), Hades (Hadestown)

Tv shows: Ike Evans (Magic City), Jason Crouse (The Good Wife), John Winchester (Supernatural), Mason Baldwin (Elementary), Colton Fisk (The Equalizer), Kevin Tidwell (Life), Declan Murphy (Law & Order: SVU), Eugene McGillicutty (Royal Pains), Chuck Martin (ER), Dickie Flood (Th Practice), Malcolm Bright (Prodigal Son)

Tolkien: Boromir, Faramir, Eomer

[imrandymeeks]

I’m going through each year of your art on that blogspot website and I’m trying to find this one art that has both Steve Claus and Arthur Claus from Arthur Christmas and I can’t find it. What year did you post the art?

Do you mean this one?