#arsonist goshiki

[ssvgawara]

Arsonist Goshiki x reader x cannibal Noya who only eats fingers or toes

Arson and cannibalism

Paring: arsonist goshiki x reader x cannibal nishinoya wc: 681 genre: this is pure humor and nothing else a/n: so this was a total joke that became a thing but its based off of this thing I wrote for dev and this bad imagine caz @bby-bokuto wrote which had me cracking up but uh hope yall enjoy this!! bc it is 5am and I spent my entire night on this lmaooo also yall better catch the raccoon!y/n tease

After you and Goshiki set Ushijimas house on fire you think you’ve gotten away with arson and murder for like a week until you learn that there was a security camera that caught y’all in the act. Once y’all realize you’ve been found out Goshiki’s only thought is, “Damn I can’t be the ace anymore”

So y’all go on the run. And in reality, you could’ve copped a plea deal by saying you were forced into it and didn’t have a choice but this feral and unhinged Goshiki is really attractive so you’ll risk it for him you guess. So anyways you guys are the run hiding out wherever you can. Mainly in parks because you’re high schoolers with little money on the run from the law. You guys get really good at pickpocketing so at least you’ve got a lil cash here and there.

Every day you beg Goshiki for y’all to stop running because dam you’re tired and if you’re gonna be criminals you at least wanna settle down and change your identity so you can finally just vibe. Eventually, y’all find a cave to settle in for a while just cause you don’t wanna keep running and Goshiki is tired of you’re crap. Y’all live in this cave for a few days as comfortable as you can for a fucking cave.

One day you and Goshiki are simply vibing when you hear some really sus rustling and noises you turn to Goshiki and speak up.

“Goshiki did you hear that?”

“It’s probably just a raccoon or something y/n we are in a cave you know.”

You just shrug and nod and go back to vibing. Honestly, you were beginning to bet bored of sitting there but then BAM all of a sudden a feral Nishinoya appears foaming at the mouth begging for fingers or toes. Like wtf? Is he okay? Once he sees you two sitting there a little freaked he calls down because honestly, goshiki looks like he might light noya on fire (damnit goshiki we can’t kill anyone else we already have too many accounts of homicide on our shoulders).

Once everything is settled and Noya’s not trying to nibble on anyone’s appendages you all realize wow we are on the run from the law let’s hang out together. And run away from the cops. Noya’s like, “I know a place” and takes you to an abandoned house.

“Noya, what is this place?” You say nervously eyeing the place up standing close to Goshiki.

“It’s an abandoned house I found so I can eat fingers and toes in peace, its been abandoned for a while so I just said squatters rights! And started staying here” He says this with a little to much joy and excitement for your own comfort but you nod along because an abandoned cannibal house is better than the cave.

So the three of you settled into living in this random abandoned house. You were able to live comfortably for a few weeks

That is until one day Noya was getting very hangry. He had no fingers or toes leftover and it was storming so he wasn’t gonna rob someone of their fingers on a day like this, that’s just rude. You’re currently napping because rainy days are for naps and even if you are a criminal you gotta keep up the aesthetic okay.

Noya takes this as an opportunity to rob you of your fingers like he just chops a couple off which if course wakes you up because now you’re in extreme pain from losing fingers.

Losing a few of your own fingers was the last straw. You could accept the arson and the murder and the cannibalism but your fingers are not for Noya to eat, you’ve been harboring criminals you’re tired of it. So you leave. You leave the house and go straight to the cops. 

Yeah, you get some jail time but not as much as Noya and Goshiki get so now you can live happily even if you only have 3 fingers on one hand.

[ushijimacentral]

Random Grouping of the Haikyuu Boys

a/n: i've had this in the drafts for so long so here's a few prompts that i'll probably use later

Soft Babies

Koganegawa

Goshiki

Hinata

Yamaguchi

Gentle Giants

Ushijima

Aone

Asahi

Potential Arsonists (Intentional)

Sugawara

Futakuchi

Kenma

Tendou

Oikawa

Potential Arsonists (Accidental)

Hinata

Inuoka

Lev

Atsumu

Clueless but Loveable

Kageyama

Kita

If Caffeine Was a Person

Lev

Atsumu

Professional Babysitters

Akaashi

Ennoshita

Kai

[ideks-on-mars]

Songs That Remind me of Shiratorizawa

(Aoba Jōsai ver.) (Inarizaki ver.)

Ushijma Wakatoshi: Out Of My League - Fitz and the Tantrums

All the days I waited for you

You know the ones who said I'd never find someone like you

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

Tendō Satori: Verbatim - Mother Mother

For the love of fuck

For the sake of Pete

Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

Ōhira Reon: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

I'd like for you and I to go romancing

Say the word, your wish is my command

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

Yamagata Hayato: Crazy=Genius - P!ATD

If crazy equals genius

Then I'm a fucking arsonist

I'm a rocket scientist

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Semi Eita: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Read between the lines

What's fucked up, and everything's alright

Check my vital signs

To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

Kawanishi Taichi: Are You Bored Yet? - Wallows ft. Clairo

What's wrong?

You've been askin' but I don't have an answer

How come?

I'm still thinkin' let's pretend to fall asleep now

When we get old, will we regret this?

Too young to think about all that shit

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Shirabu Kenjirō: Judas - Lady Gaga

I couldn't love a man so purely

Even prophets forgave his goofy way

I've learned love is like a brick, you can

Build a house or sink a dead body

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

Goshiki Tsutomu: Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown

I don't care about the government

And I really need a hug

I feel stupid

Ugly

Pretend it doesn't bother me

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

[accomplice-tendou]

Chapter Sixteen

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁

Y/N'S P.O.V.

A few blocks away from Semi's house, Tendou parks the car. As you both then make your way over, Tendou grabs onto your hand.

"Don't be too worried, okay?" he tries to reassure you.

"I'm not a baby," you roll your eyes, "Satori, I'll be fine."

"Okay," he whispers, "but by the way, I talked to them and they don't want to kill you anymore."

"Oh wow, way to be reassuring!"

"Just go inside," he sighs as the two of you reach the door.

You feel Tendou place his hand on your lower back as he gives you a gentle push into the house. When you enter you see the five men staring back at you. You aren't exactly sure whether to greet them or not so you end up standing there awkwardly until someone speaks.

"You're late!" Ushijima grunts to Tendou, ignoring you.

"Oh shut up. It's not like we missed anything."

Tendou guides you to a couch where you sit between him and Goshiki.

"Hi," Goshiki nervously waves as you sit beside him.

"Hey," you smile.

"Oi Bowl Cut, get your own girlfriend," Tendou whines as he puts his arm around your shoulder.

"I'm not your girlfriend," you groan as you shrug him off of you.

Small laughs break out in the room.

"You're right," he shrugs, "I'm pretty sure I told you it's only in your dreams for now."

Tendou crosses his arms and looks away from you triumphantly.

"Satori-"

"Can you please stop flirting?" Semi interrupts frustratedly, "Shirabu is about to explain everything from the beginning for you."

The group looks over at Shirabu who rolls his eyes before speaking.

"As I was saying," Shirabu begins as he clears his throat, "the four of us went to buy from 'Kawa's guys, but early this morning I found out someone ratted on them and the whole group skipped town this morning."

"Pussies," Tendou mumbles.

Why does it matter if they left? We got what we wanted, right?

"Anyway," Shirabu rolls his eyes after hearing Tendou's comment, "our fingerprints are all over that building..."

Even though Shirabu continues to speaking, you subconsciously tune him out.

Our fingerprints?! So then if we ever get caught we'll be responsible for everything that's-

Your thoughts get interrupted by Tendou's warm hand relaxing on your thigh.

"Calm down," he whispers just loud enough for you to hear, "We've got a plan."

You continue to stare down at your thigh until you hear Reon call your name.

"And that's where Tendou and Y/N come in."

At this point your eyes are on Tendou, wondering what Reon is talking about. You notice his eyes brighten as he proudly stands.

"We're going to light it up!" he beams.

Your eyes widen in disbelief.

"Like set the building on fire?" you squeak.

Unfortunately, you make eye contact with Ushijima whose frown only deepens as he looks at you.

"Well Tendou is the arsonist here," he tells you, "and he is the one babysitting you so it only makes sense-"

"Goddammit, how many times do I have to tell you that it's not babysitting!" Tendou yells, "I like being with Y/N!"

"Get a room," you hear someone complain.

"Can you just do what you're supposed to?" Shirabu asks as he rolls his eyes at the scene before him.

Tendou turns to you and extends out his arm.

"Come on, follow me."

You do what you're told without much hesitation. By this point, you've learned not to question it.

You follow Tendou through Semi's house down a hallway until he stops at what seems to be a closet. Tendou flips on the light and walks in. You watch outside the door as he begins looking for something.

Eventually, Tendou notices you standing far away and asks what's wrong.

"I'm fine," you lie, "just kinda worried I guess."

Tendou walks over to you and puts your hands in his. You feel the nerves grow in your stomach as he looks down at you.

"You're going to be fine Y/N," he smiles, "I'll be with you the whole time just like before, okay?"

You nod, unable to form many words from fear and nerves of both the arson situation as well as the position the two of you are currently in.

To make matters worse, Tendou cups your cheek softly and gives you that devilishly handsome smile of his. Your heart begins to pound harder at the sight before you. You can't help the desire running throughout your body.

Tendou gently backs you against the wall and angles your face to his as your lips connect with his. To begin with, the kiss was small and light but quickly grew bigger and more intense. As you allowed Tendou's tongue to explore your mouth, you could taste the familiar sweet flavor of candy. It wasn't until you realized his hand had crept under your shirt that you began to pull back.

"T-Tendou we came in here for something, remember?" you awkwardly remind him.

Tendou looks at you a bit funny but nods and reluctantly goes back to what he was searching for.

"Y/N?" he asks as he turns around a minute later, "you trust me right?"

"O-Of course I do!" you reply, trying not to make matters worse.

Tendou holds out a container of fuel for you to take. Once it's in your hand he hesitates before talking.

"Please be careful," he mumbles without making eye contact, "it's kinda heavy."

You look down at the not very weighty container. You decide it's probably best not to argue with his words and instead just nod along.

Tendou leaves the closet. As he turns to head down the hallway, you see his soft expression turn into a slight scowl as he walks away.

What did I do?

You take a look back down at the container and shake away your thoughts. You remind yourself that you've got a job to do and you should get it over with before you begin worrying about other things.

[ssvgawara]

i love how nice my masterlist looks but when people click through it all theyre gonna see is fucking sourbelt cockrings and giving head with pop rocks and arsonist goshiki and edible underwear so hope yall enjoy that❤ hopefully i'll put out something normal soon

[ssvgawara]

Everytime someone like arsonist! goshiki, i lose a week off my life because i really debuted as a writer with that <3 and ppl are still reading it