#arrrrrgggg

[sirjohnfranklin]

Scurrrrrvy… haha! Scurrrrrrrrvy… hoohohoh! What? Why don’t you laugh fitzjames? It’s a joke! Like we are pirates! Ahah! What?

Your scalp is bleeding?

You don’t think it’s scurrrrrrrvyyyy do you? Aha ahahah !!!

[kaistrashbin]

Hey Kai! It's ya girl~

I hope my previous asks weren't too bad for you, I just thought your reactions were cute.

If you'd like me to stop I will though. If not I'll keep doing my best to fluster you whenever~

Much love, Valentine.

Ugh you- You silly, silly goose XD hope you're still doing well and also biting you for being goofy

It's alright and I love seeing your asks come in because my inbox is bone dry otherwise 💀 aside from your asks genuinely being fun ofc!!!

You are now my special anon and I'm gonna squish you like a squeaky toy.

[phantvsme]

PARALLELS !!!! ARRRRRGGGG

[multiversal-pig-outing]

As mayor of Daten City Kneesocks had many responsibilities keeping the city functional keeping crime down and prosperity up keeping order from chaos and of course the pigeon issue. This however was not her big an issue the biggest issue was the constant destruction of sidewalks every fast food and sweet shop doorway being broken frames completely bent open and all the roads pavement being scraped out by a very low riding pink Hummer. And while the violent approach would be very very satisfying and rarely got results with this issue. Leaving only one option negotiation Kneesocks had to go to the church and negotiate with the two biggest pains in her ass.

*Has Kneesocks knocked at the door. it was answered by a very disgruntled Panty. Wearing nothing but a tight fitting bathrope.*

Arrrrrgggg your not the pizza delivery girl. Why the fuck are you here? If you want Sto(UUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!)cking she currently in a food coma. So leave and come again later.

[scoliosisrick]

ARRRRRGGGG🦜☠️🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️

I'M SCARED OF MINIONS NOT PIRATES DUMMY

[catcake24]

ARRRRRGGGG I WANNA WATCH EARTHSPARK SO BAD BUT NO PARAMOUNT+

I’m usually pretty patient for the pirates to come to harbour with their loot, but this time I’m checking every hour to see if it’s available yet

[monkeyoc]

arrrrrgggg I missed the booping for the second time

[baylardo]

think jj would wanna do a boat/sailing holonovel like starts off by himself doing it and then itd grow into more of like a crew activity of them being on a boat and i think philippa (as captain) would be the last person to get in on it from reluctance for w/e reason like maybe she gets REALLY into roleplaying like a freak lmao or maybe she worries about sea sickness idk. this is the plot of an episode btw its liek why does sisko not visit vic's final eps or baseball ep but with philippa its just cringe hahaha. i can 5000% imagine her getting into it with like an ARRRRRGGGG AVAST YE type attitude once she's in her captain's outfit. maybe the plot is very "fish with no head" maybe thats the name of this pretend episode im writing about lmao bc the ship lacks a captain until philippa joins in at the end. :)

side note like he PROBABLY does something like dnd on the holodeck too that peppa would probably join to make him happy but she thinks its mad CRINGE haha. think she'd be a dumpy lil character in it she didnt care to develop. he'd probably be a wizard lol.

[minyboy]

That's an odd looking jack-o-lantern, and very hard one to carve... it happened again! Arrrrrgggg! My poor arms are so sore.

[tealenko]

Hi there...

Soooo... I've been talking with a lovely person today by pm... But now I cannot find/see the chat nor the reblog of my post that started the whole thing, and idk why...

Argggggg.

I doubt you'll ever see this but, just in case, I got the notification of a new message, I oppened the app, and Tumblr was like: nope, this never happened.

I tried on PC but same.

Anyways... I wish you could know why I'm not answering (I guess you never will)... Arrrrrgggg.... I wanna know what did you say in that last message T-T

I hate this situation. Why am I so bad remembering usernames????

...

I guess that's it... Hope you get to read this.

...

Now I totally have to do a mShenko version of this... In your honor.

[dafukdidiwatch]

Ugggggh this is my shiiiiiiit like, mother fucking friendship reuniting and strengthing their bond arrrrrgggg

[glitteratti]

arrrrrgggg i hate studying and homework i want to take a nap!

[perfexa]

Arrrrrgggg I miss playing minecraft

[greensparty]

Memo to the Academy

WTF! Serious WTF are you thinking? I am not a member, but I care so much about the film industry and it pains me to see the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences trying so hard to be liked they will dumb their annual Oscar telecast to the masses (if you haven’t heard, read this article from Hollywood Reporter).

You want to have some of the categories awarded off-broadcast and just announce the winners. That is disappointing, but I guess since the Grammy’s do that with more than half of their categories, you think that’s alright to do it at the Oscars. So what if the average viewer hasn’t see the Documentary Short Film nominees, they should still be acknowledged.

But the saddest thing of all is that you want to have a new category for “Achievement in Popular Film”. You think that by doing this it’ll attract more viewers than the years in which art house films have dominated? WTF! In some years you have movies like Titanic or Gladiator, which were both box office hits and critically acclaimed. But in recent years its been indies like Moonlight and The Shape of Water. The best movie of the year is just that - it’s the best movie released in that year. It’s not the best Studio movie or best Low Budget movie, it’s the best movie. 

So now there’s a category for popular films. They have not released further details, but it is unclear what is “popular”. Is this based on box office? If that is the case, you are giving an award to the movie that made the most amount of money that year? It also raises a lot of questions: Domestic box office? Worldwide box office? Also is it the box office up until Dec. 31? In which case it would screw over some films that get released at Xmas and end up being the biggest grossing films released that year after ending their run in February or March. Also what if a movie is a box office hit and also loved by the Academy (i.e. Get Out), you’re going to have it nominated for both Best Picture AND Best Popular Movie? Huh? Or is it based on audience exit polls of movies and public opinions? Isn’t that just People’s Choice Awards?

This is a perfect example of trying to bring populism into elitism and pleasing nobody in the process.

If the Academy really wants to create a new category, how about categories we really should have, i.e.:

Best Stunt Coordination

Best Location Management

Breakthrough Performance (like the MTV Movie Awards does)

Best First Feature (like the Indie Spirit Awards)

Best Soundtrack Album (like the Grammys)

Best Cast (like the SAG Awards)

I will wait to hear further details, but at the end of the day, movies just need to be as good as possible! If big studios are pissed they are shut out by a small indie, maybe the studio needs to think out of the box and make something more original. The Academy already expanded to up to 10 movies in Best Picture race so movies like Dark Knight (which wasn’t nominated for Best Picture) could be acknowledged and now they have to pander to the masses even more. What’s next, a category for Best One-Dimensional Character? Best Unoriginal Concept? ggggrrrr arrrrrgggg!

[kingofthewilderwest]

How do you feel about Shiro + peace?

Send me a ship and i’ll rate it

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

AWEO;INAG;EOGINA;EORINGAE;ROUURUUTURURUR AURRRRGGG AAE;GNAOEIGN AERGA EORINGA A ARRRRRGGGG AR AE;OGN

SHIRO

NEEDS

A

BREAK

TAKASHI SHIROGANE NEEDS A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY. GIVE HIM A BREAK.

This. This is a good ship. Because Shiro has been through WAY too much. Let’s just have him get abducted by aliens, forced to fight for his life, force-amputated his dominant hand, experimented on and basically tortured for a year, have him escape with a scrambled memory and PTSD, then get shoved into this huge pressure position of leading an entire team of teenagers to save the entire galaxy from an empire that has been building for ten thousand years, and then have him worry the entire time that he cannot pilot the Black Lion because he keeps losing it to Zarkon, and oh he’s not getting any help for that PTSD is he because he’s trying to be a strong leader to everyone else and help them with THEIR problems, but let’s just have him worry he’s going to die during the fight with Voltron and need a replacement, and then lo and behold suddenly get yanked out of said Black Lion during a fight, disappears completely, gets fucking cloned, has to escape the fucking Galra YET AGAIN I’m combining Shiro and Kuron here because pretty sure there’s a memory transfer going on - and besides, it’s regardless still relevant to Shiro, nearly dies in his escape, finally gets returned to the Castle of Lions and then finds out oh heyyyy the Black Lion HAS rejected him… and like… I know there is more shit up the road for him… JUST MORE SHIT… and it’s like

GIVE

HIM

A

BREAK

ALREADY

This. This ship is good ship. This ship is pure ship. This ship is perfect ship. Shiro and peace. Shiro and peace is exactly the sort of beauty that resonates in my heart. ;_;

#giveshiroabreak2k17 

[jonroxton]

without the black family suburbicon would’ve been just another movie about white collar crime and white people killing each other and how the 50s ain’t so quaint after all (bc we don’t have enough movies about how much white people suffered during the 50s!).

i’m going through a few reviews and they LOVE the lodges part of the movie. nevermind that that we don’t actually learn shit about them. not even why they’re like that. they are barely developed as actual characters. in fact, their defining feature is that they are LIARS and hide things from each other over and over. but sure, let’s root them on and laugh at their crimes! all the while saying, hmmm, the black family doesn’t really work because they’re underdeveloped. fucking please. these people almost kinda sound like the fucking rioters in the movie that want the mayers gone from suburbicon.

what are they doing there?! why wasn’t more done?! why didn’t we see them suffer through integration?!!! arrrrrgggg.

and it’s like... way to miss the fucking point.

the mayers are normal. painstakingly so. they have their lives. their car. the mom goes shopping. the son plays baseball. they mind their fucking business. they just want to live and have a good life for themselves. you don’t have to be a fucking movie genius to guess that it probably took a whole fucking lot just to get that house (ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE’S A SCENE ABOUT IT! with just ONE guy advocating for the family while literally DOZENS of people are shouting about how much progress they made to get where they are lol like DID YA’LL SKIP THAT PART?). and little by little it gets worse for the mayers. FOR NO REASON. FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON.

and what’s fucking telling is that THE MOVIE BEGINS WITH AN AD ABOUT DIVERSITY! this white family from new york city! this white family from mississippi! look at how happy, how quaint. kids go to school. parents go to work. EVERYTHING THAT SUBURBICON CLAIMS TO BE? THAT’S THE MAYERS. the fact that the lodges are completely ignored while they kill and blackmail and cheat on each other IS THE POINT. md’s character kills a man in the middle of the street AND NO ONE IS THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY BEING RACIST. and the last scene is so fucking terrifying. he’s just threatened to murder his own son. and he says, “stay away from that negro boy.”