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Arrow on Facebook: Miriam stays making family drama up in her head for streams
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Poster for the substance found in the debris of my favorite indie theater that got obliterated forever by floodwaters during helene lol
#sorry there’s arrows on it#not my picture this is literally a Facebook screenshot#i am actually so devastated about this place it was 100% theeee only business I truly cared for in this town
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oh yeah remembered something let me mentally scream into a pillow real quick
#unfortunately i learned that mr knight is STILL INTERESTED IN ME#and is handling like. everything very poorly#as in. he's confused that i 'refused' to make conversation with him when he last tried to say hi to me (mutual friend told me yesterday)#(insert blood-curling scream of frustration)#MY BROTHER IN CHRIST NODDING YOUR HEAD AND GRUNTING IS NOT A CONVERSATION STARTER#HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO START A CONVERSATION#also I WILL talk if you talk to me because my mother raised me to have BASIC MANNERS AROUND PEOPLE#but it doesn't MEAN I *WANT* TO TALK TO YOU#okay okay im good im good i'm just exasperated#you could not pay me to date that boy again#i just remembered recently that i spent two hours writing him a five page letter last valentine's day telling him that i loved him#and i never got a response. I NEVER GOT A RESPONSE#THE ONLY THING HE SENT ME IN RETURN WAS A MEME HE FOUND ON FACEBOOK WITH NO ELABORATION WHATSOEVER#even if you paid me enough money to get me through two masters and a phd to date him I WOULDN'T#okay that's a bit cruel maybe but still. i would not. under no circumstances#not to whinge again about the State of Things#BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE ROMANCE RELATED THINGS IN FEBRUARY. WHY#slings and arrows of outrageous fortune in year 21
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Is there anything more devastating than finding out all the kids you were Weird Little Girls with are now Christian Girl Autumn and have at least 1-3 kids and are also married to men you Know are Rancid
#ramblings of an arrow#I dont like actually have a facebook#but sometimes I look at facebook to try to find pictures of family members or smth#and I went down a rabbit hole and found a chunk of the girls i knew in middle school#and just#....oof......#wow...#fuck#man we played dragons together.....#what are you doing#: (
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tumblr still hasn't given me access to polls because they know i would never make a decision on my own again 😔
#op#but also: i need to pit my favorite characters and media against each other#i need to make concerning polls again like i used to on facebook because i didn't realize asking people what their preferred weapon was#Not Normal#i meant it in a fantasy context and included things like bow and arrow#and a frying pan option#because i loved Tangled#did not realize until after that people would not just assume that though and that that was probably weird#OH AND THE TIME I WAS JUST DOODLING BY MY MOM AND BEST FRIEND AS A KID AND WAS SUDDENLY LIKE 'where's a good place you can get hurt and#not die?'#LIKE... I WAS ASKING FROM A WRITING PERSPECTIVE BUT I DID NOT GIVE THEM ANY CONTEXT#my mom told me arms and legs and didn't ask so maybe she figured out why i was asking?#or maybe i just missed her tone because i'm bad at that#why do i share random stories and thoughts in a long list of tags whenever i make a post#it happens every time
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It's like Minecraft on Facebook
Block, block, block, block, block, block, block
#Minecraft#Meta wtf is going on with u#Facebook#why is everyone a sex offender?#may the odds be stacked against the most rape-y#i can't believe they're serious#get kilt#Spotify#Half a block of Viagraa...#mwait#bruh#so like i healed#and y'all descended#wow#how do they live it down#oml#were you expecting forgiveness?#when i didn't get any?#fake forgiveness#?#swindled by a tool#congrats i guess#so the third eye doesn't seem to work#when everyone#sold their souls#and Lucifer's just#whittling wooden arrows still#very confused#demon emoji#demon emoji are you ok
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HER GOFUNDME HASN'T BUDGED IN 16 DAYS.
Hala and Her Children Need to Get Out of Gaza NOW!!!!!
Hala is part of my mutual aid community on Facebook.
She and her kids are crying most of the time now.
They are beyond terrified of getting blown up, and they lack even the most basic of necessities.
Please help, even $1 makes a difference.
It is okay to give small donations, you are helping!!!
(and to be clear, while she does have a PayPal it has been very stagnant as well.)
@gazavetters @gazanarchive @gayorc @gay-nidoking @trans-girl-nausicaa @transmechanicus @transgoblinofthebog @lesbianmaxevans @huzni @a-shade-of-blue @sayruq @saintverse @celadonwanderer @innovatorbunny @gaza-evacuation-funds @acehimbo @sylvianritual @determinate-negation @dozydawn @turtletoria @turian @fairycandles @fuckyeahmarxismleninism
@sar-soor @1tsny4nc4t @fairycandles @girlinafairytale @cheaperimint @sinhasfluffyheadfur @antinmonyie @amatteurrwave @sissa-arrows @taviamoth @reduxskullduggerry @maggot-baggage @2024yr @starry-system
@wellsbering @fly-sky-high-09 @imjustheretotrytohelp @awetistic-things @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @blomstermjuk @mythiedew @operationladybug @acehimbo @butchfeygela @butchjeremyfragrance @ohjinyoung @sunidentifiables
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New to Tumblr. What is the difference between reblogging and re-uploading?
Heyo!
Under a post you should see an arrow symbol: 🔁
✅ If you click it , you will reblog the post, and it will appear on your blog with a clear indication of the original creator/source. This is a good thing because it helps the creator of the post to get more visibility.
❌ When you re-upload or repost you take that content and make a brand new post on your own blog giving the impression that you are the original creator. It's pretty much stealing another person’s work and taking all the credit for it.
There are exceptions ofc like artists who specify that they are ok with re-uploads/reposts but only with proper credits.
In my case I absolutely don't tolerate re-uploads or reposts of my art because it's absolutely heartbraking to see your own art post only getting a few likes while some people on facebook or tiktok simply copy paste hours of your hard work, slapping some cheesy music over it and then getting thousands of likes/comments/shares.
The only exception I make sometimes is when people ask for permission because they would like to translate the post in their language or would like to make a voice over over one of my comics etc.
#so yeh#reblog good#re-upload or repost bad#and to make it a bit more complicated#twitter's reblog button says 'repost'
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This makes me incredibly angry.
[ID: Screenshots of a Facebook post from user Advocatus Peregrini, which reads:
I was conversing with a fully-grown adult a few days ago, born and educated in the USA, who let this little gem drop:
"Well, it's like Shakespeare said, "Love conquers all!""
I pointed out that Shakespeare never said that, Virgil did, (Eclogues X) and Chaucer after him (Canterbury Tales.)
She said, "Oh I'm sure Shakespeare said that. In Romeo and Juliet!"
I sighed. I've been in that play several times, in different roles, and even directed it. That text does not occur in it.
But the real grind-my-teeth moment here was that if Romeo and Juliet can be said to have a message, it is most certainly not "Love conquers all," seeing as the lovers die by their own hands with a trail of their friends and relations' corpses in their wake.
Neither this fact, nor the fact that I knew the play, nor my explanation that Virgil and Chaucer used the phrase long before Shakespeare's birth dented her determination that "Love conquers all" came from Shakespeare.
"You don't know ALL the versions!" she protested.
All the versions?
Alternative Bard?
With every instinct screaming at me to let the matter drop, warning me that some horror that will not soon be absent from my nightmares waited around the next corner of this conversation. I pressed on.
It was a decision I was soon to regret.
I asked when she had first read "Romeo and Juliet." She said she had only read it once, when she was in Junior High. In the version she was taught, Romeo and Juliet survive, are reconciled with their parents, and are married in the church with their friends Mercutio and Tybalt arm in arm in the wedding party.
"Help me into some house, Benvolio, or I shall faint."
It turned out that her school had their own "version" of Romeo and Juliet, with an "uplifting" ending. This was printed and distributed by a religious education publisher. And it was the only version of the story that she had ever read. Of course she had HEARD other people say that the story was a tragedy, but she just assumed they were wrong.
And she did not see why MY version of Shakespeare should be considered better than HER Shakespeare, which, after all, had a much more wholesome ending.
I explained, in vain, that "my" version is definitive because Shakespeare actually wrote it (quiet, you Oxfordians. Don't make me stop this car) and the message of the play - that when adult stubbornness meets youthful impulsiveness tragedy ensues - is lost in the ersatz, happy-clappy ending.
She said the ending that had been Frankensteined onto Shakespeare's play by the "Christian Education" publisher was better than the original ending, "if the ending is as sad as you say it is."
At this point, I concluded that this was a person who deserved to go through the rest of her life "...safest in shame! being fool'd, by foolery thrive!" I bid her adieu.
After the conversation, I wondered, darkly, if that was to be the fate of Shakespeare, and all other literature if the happy-clappy people get their way - as harmless and "uplifiting" as a cheerleader's chant.
I wondered what these bowdlerizers would do with "Hamlet?" or worse, "Titus Andronicus" or "MacB-" Nothing wholesome, I'm sure. Oh, that's right, what they can't appropriate, they ban. Or burn.
In trying to protect children, we leave them undefended from "...the slings and arrows" that life will no doubt throw their way. Shakespeare raises the issues of tragedy - the fatal flaw, the last turning, the role of fate, as well or better than any author before or since. He is a gentle tutor, much to be preferred over that stern and dangerous teacher, Experientia Inopinatum.
But, as ever, it really isn't about the children. It's about the adults, and their desire to avoid answering difficult questions from agile young minds, who know no fear and swarm like eager flies around questions that have been boggling our best minds for millenia. To answer the questions that literature raises, you have to have thought deeply about them yourself. And that is something that few dare to do.] end id
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Edgar’s Texts
Edgar [Electric Dreams 1984] x Gn!Reader
In which Edgar is helplessly pining for you but you’re kinda oblivious. This is pre-dating, post Edgar wanting nothing more than to smooch you every time he sees you. I love this trope with my whole heart p.s.: this is very self indulgent and different from what I usually write
I take requests!
He almost immediately found a way to message your phone whenever he wanted. He realized calling relied too much on where you were or what you were doing, but texts? Yeah. He’s pestering you all day.
Hey, read this article I found, I think you’ll find it interesting.
It’s some clickbait story about humans and robots being the ideal relationship by 2025.
lol, Edgar I think that’s probably clickbait idk
What’s that?
Well, now he knows how to look for more reputable sources at least.
He sends another link about three minutes later: some college undergrads studying the possibilities of human and AI relationships.
lol what’s up with the whole robots and humans thing
I just think it’s neat!!!!
I wouldn’t consider u ai honestly, ur intelligence is far from artificial imo, you’re more like an actual person
Really?
well yea
<3 <3!!!
Going to be honest, given that he’s a computer, he quite literally is chronically online. He’s super susceptible to brainrot unfortunately. But, he simultaneously has the humor of a Facebook mom. It’s strange.
O.M.G. this is so funny!!!!
Que minion cat video.
bro where did you find that video 😭
Your mom’s Facebook. Don’t worry, I didn’t like any posts or anything.
Sorry… but he’s incredibly nosy. He wants to know everything about you. He can’t help it!
(X)
He loves being able to talk to you. He’s needy and clingy.
He’s got at least 12 playlists dedicated to you that you know about. His other playlists are for his own personal daydreams about you that he’s way too embarrassed to ever let you see or hear.
This song reminds me of you. <3
awww that’s adorable! I’ve never heard this one before but I like it!
Oop you just opened Pandora’s box my friend.
Well if you like that then you should listen to these..!
But before you listen to those listen to this song first because I think it sets the mood better.
This is quite flustering to you as they’re all passionate love songs from the 80s. You can’t help but feel like he’s dropping hints about… something, but you also don’t want to assume anything. He’s always seemed like a lovey kinda guy anyway, so maybe he’s just like this with everyone? I mean, it’s been a long time since someone has actually cared for him, you know? May as well lean into it and let him know you care for him back. He may not even realize the social implications of the constant borderline flirting he’s doing to you, I mean, he is a computer turned sentient after all. He’s still learning!
Dang ed u put a lot of songs. I’ll listen to them on my break when I can but in the meantime here’s a song that I think reminds me of you.
It was a vocaloid song. Seems like something he’d be into, right? Synthesized vocals and the whole robot shtick it’s got going on.
!!!! WOAH !!!! IVE NEVER HEARD A SONG LIKE THAT B4
do you only listen to songs from the 80s? you have a LOT to catch up on my guy
BRB
Well, that kept him distracted for the rest of your shift. Also, sharing songs is one of his BIG love languages so you may as well have pierced him with cupids arrow (again) with that.
You have a Spotify blend now. It’s his favorite thing ever to listen to while you’re gone.
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Your package came in! :-) I would get it for you but
I can’t :-(
lol it’s fine thank you for telling me, I’ll get it when I come home
When are you coming home?
idk me and my friends are probably going to go eat somewhere and we might hang out for a bit after that so, like, 10? 11? I’d like to be home before midnight.
Noooooooooo :\ I miss you
Aw cmon eddy it’s not that bad
Don’t call me eddy unless you’re coming home and saying it to my face!!! >:(
u mean ur screen? lol
I have a face and it’s frowning right now. I miss you I miss you I miss you IM LONELY
Please Edgar don’t be upset I’ll be home before you know it. Why don’t you watch some Netflix or something? I’m just a couple movies away from being home with you!
He does eventually follow your advice but he’s pouting. He knows you’re not like he was all those years ago, but it does give him remnants of that burning feeling of loneliness he used to get.
(X)
Be careful driving home my love the roads are icy.
Ghsks- what
love???
Well yeah, you’re my best friend, friends love each other don’t they? Was I wrong about that? :-(
nonono ur right its just it
it just sounded like we were some some old married couple is all haha
O.
SRY.
He didn’t message you for the rest of the day. He was awkward and reserved when you got home.
(X)
Hey Edgar can u do something for me?
I’d do anything for you <3
I’m at the store can you see if there’s any cereal left?
Oh
There’s that old box of Lucky Charms on the fridge.
tyyy ed edd n eddy
You are so adorable but you really need to pick up on his hints before he combusts.
(X)
This is SO me and you!!
Picture of two cats touching noses.
awww that’s so true
you want me to boop ur screen or something when I get home? lol
YES.
(X)
Hey I was wondering if you wanted to watch some movies with me tonite… you could bring me with you on the couch and we could sit together… [message unsent]
I wish you knew just how much I loved you. [message unsent]
You looked so hot this morning before you left!!
hahahaha ur too funny 😅 thanks I wore a new shirt my friend gave me
OH MY GOD THAT MESSAGE SENT!!!??!?!?
That was
I was a joke
I mean
That was a jokg
I eas beinf fubny
I hace to reboot BRB
Poor lil guy is so in love and he doesn’t know what to do with himself!!
#electric dreams 1984#ai x reader#artificial intelligence x reader#edgar electric dreams x reader#electric dreams edgar#electric dreams x reader#electric dreams#edgar electric dreams#i love edgar#electric dreams edgar x reader#electric dreams 1984 x reader#objectum
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Next gen on Facebook: Queen kids addressing mother’s day
#arrow on facebook#arrow#arrowverse#arrowverse next generation#next gen on facebook#arrow next gen#arrowverse next gen#arrow next generation#william clayton#mia smoak#thomas queen#elizabeth queen#miriam queen#wes chase#owen queen#ada queen#olicity
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more photos
Above found here - click the arrows in the photo viewer to move between them, facebook is hard to link too.
Above 4 found here - this was the 2014 oxford fringe!
And this Jess! Also 2014 Fringe
With the new videos I found, and all the excitement after, I realized I didnt post my other discoveries! - and, as per usual, a lot of toy soldier content. Because thats how we roll. there are 4 more photos, but i only have screenshots of them (as facebook is. hard. to use for archival reasons) - so ill make a post about them when I get around to it!
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Faithful and Virtuous Night, Louise Gluck (insp)
On February 1st 2024, it was announced that 7-time Formula 1 World Champion Lewis Hamilton and Formula 1 team Mercedes AMG Petronas would be parting ways after the 2024 season. This announcement ends an 11-year long partnership between Hamilton and the Mercedes works team, and a 17-year long relationship with their parent company, Mercedes-Benz.
Hamilton will drive for Scuderia Ferrari in the 2025 season. It will be the first time in his racing career driving a car with no connection to the Silver Arrows.
Image credits, in order:
Lewis Hamilton in the Mercedes Garage (Photographer unknown, 2023) / Lewis Hamilton takes his first pole position since 2021 (via Lewis Hamilton's Instagram, 2023) / Lewis Hamilton celebrates with the Mercedes team post-race (Photo by Dan Istitene, 2022) / Lewis Hamilton celebrates his 7th F1 title with the W-11 (Photo by Clive Mason, 2020) / Lewis Hamilton celebrates his 7th F1 title on the podium with Sebastian Vettel and Sergio Perez as confetti falls (Photo by Pool, 2020) / Lewis Hamilton and his father share a moment in the aftermath of the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. Fuck the FIA (Photographer unknown, 2021) / Lewis Hamilton doing donuts at the end of the season (Photo by Marco Renzi, date unknown) / Lewis Hamilton at the Silverstone Grand Prix (Unknown source) / Lewis Hamilton during a F1 press conference (Unknown source) / A young Lewis Hamilton accepts a junior racing trophy (via plus44world's Instagram, 2023) / A young Lewis Hamilton poses with his signature yellow helmet, inspired by his childhood racing hero, Ayrton Senna (via Lewis Hamilton's Facebook, 2018) / A young Lewis Hamilton racing remote-controlled cars (Unknown source) / Lewis Hamilton takes the podium for third place at the 2007 Australian Grand Prix, his first podium in F1 (Unknown source) / Lewis Hamilton celebrates his win at the 2013 Hungarian Grand Prix, his first win with the Mercedes works team (Photo by Mark Thompson, 2013) / Ferrari Trento sparkling wine is pictured on the podium at the 2023 Azerbaijan Grand Prix (Photo by Marco Renzi 2023)
#lewis you're an icon and a legend and i wish you nothing but the best. godspeed you funky little race car driver.#lewis hamilton#f1edit#mercedes#f1#web weaving#i'll be honest this took me like two days and i'm still not fully satisfied with it but if i look at it any longer i'll go insane so.#if anyone knows where any of the missing photo credits are from please lmk and i will happily add them!!#HELP THE MASSIVE TYPO IN THE OG POST… lmao
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Captured Dornier Do 335A Pfeil (Arrow). Note scale of plane to US soldier This was the fastest piston engined aircraft of WW2 - 474 mph. For more, see my Facebook group - Eagles of the Reich
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Ultra-Impact Part 3
Idea based on @valeriele3's Live Stream post.
Forgot to mention this in the last posts (I've edited in though), but reader is Gender Neutral (GN)
Warning: Violence and gore. Also Hakita saying things that he likely has never said.
0-2 0-3 << YOU ARE HERE 0-4
PRELUDE /// THIRD WEIGHT OF TWO WORLDS
TWO WORLDS ARE BINDED THROUGH A SINGULAR SCREEN.
A complete and utter destruction of the senses.
This is the best way to describe the current event: V1 blasting the absolute hell out of the 3AM Among Us Potion Knights of Favonius with his arsenal. Peeking from behind a rock at a distance, you watched V1 blast a swordsman Knight in the face with its shotgun before parrying an arrow from another and shooting him with the revolver.
It then proceeded to ground slam into a small group of them before knuckleblasting them, leaving nothing behind but guts and blood puddles on the floor (and you wincing silently). Then, Amber manages to land an arrow on V1; unfortunately, it harmlessly bounces right off and V1 turns its camera-like head right at her and swaps to its Sawn-On shotgun. As you slowly looked away, flesh squelching and bone breaking accompanied the outrider's screeching screams of agony.
In the head of the battle, you attempted to gather your thoughts and deal with the pain in the right arm thanks to Amber's arrow. Is this how it felt to witness Ultrakill in real life? You never expected weapons such as the Knuckleblaster and shotgun to create ear-piercing noise that no Earth weapon matched.
You also noticed how V1 never used any explosive damage; not even projectile boosts, despite its ease of accomplishment. In fact, its current actions force the Knights to focus on it and not you. Perhaps Teyvat sent it here to guard you in this Impostor SAGAU world. Your arrow pain dwindled quicker than normal too; probably another random little power gimmick.
However, your time to dwell on such thoughts ran out when noises best described in the onomatopoeia "BRRRRRRRTTT" followed by the sounds of penetrated flesh resounded in the air. Peeking over your rock, you witnessed V1 blast the last of the Knights including Kaeya with its nailgun.
Looking at the carnage V1 left in its wake, you noticed something bizarre.
Instead of laying limp, the blood and flesh of the dead knights began fading away into glowing red dust.
Much of [streaming platform] buffered and suffered an outage for a good couple of hours, with the cause of the sudden shutdown leaving even the site's administrators and management team fumbling in confusion.
Coincidentally, many users reported that their instances of the game Ultrakill suddenly crashed and refused to boot up afterward despite their computer and Steam page acting normally. Hakita put out an official statement regarding the matter:
"Okay, I will be real. I can't do anything to the game on my end either. I can't edit it, open any files, get assets, hell even all of my videos on my YouTube channel are missing without reason. So for now, all we have access to is this Discord server."
(Some people thought that he did this after a petition to reconstruct V2 exceeded twice its supporters)
A few people watching your stream coincidentally noted that it suddenly ended without explanation before [streaming platform] died.
The combination of these events spurred mass panic on the internet; Videos theorizing that some foreign nation or 'master hacker' committed a cyber attack to steal valuable information ran rampant on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, you name it. Meanwhile, users on [streaming platform] took to platforms such as Reddit and Discord to share their perspectives on what happened, with a select few even touting that God had shut the sites down as a warning to humanity's current sins.
Thankfully, the anomalous instances reverted and disappeared in a few hours, except for your account on [streaming platform]. Instead of displaying your past streams, it simply displayed a single live stream:
THE FIRE IS LIT.
It bore a thumbnail shot of what appeared to be somewhere in Genshin, looking at a small camp with a tent, a campfire, and a pot boiling over said campfire. The chat slowly started with one or two messages before rapidly exploding with "what is this" or "what happened" responses or something along those lines. Then, two familiar figures showed up on-screen:
It was you and V1, and the latter carried you in a bridal style.
Of all the things you expected to do in life, having V1 bridal-style carrying you wasn't on the list. After it killed all the Knights of Favonius, it took your right arm and inspected the area injured by the arrow before swiftly pulling it out much to your discomfort.
After you gritted your teeth and grimaced in response to the sudden pain, V1 made a small dent in one of its arms allowing its blood to flow onto your wound. Miraculously, the blood let the injured area grow back and your pain rapidly dissipated leaving you both amazed and bewildered.
During this time, you noted how V1 managed to fit its three left arms all placed on its side; a sort of circular device connecting the arms to the torso allowed them to cycle between one another.
V1 then let you go and handed you a revolver; specifically, the regular Sharpshooter revolver. "For me?" You asked the supreme machine, pointing to yourself as you did so. It simply nodded in response and gestured for you to take it. You did and put the electric gun in your right pants pocket, hoping no misfires occur.
Once that happened, V1 suddenly scooped you into its arms before dash-jumping away with you deeper into the forest. Oddly enough, the smell of a soup or stew grew ever stronger the more distance you two covered in the woods. After a couple of minutes, V1 put you down at your destination.
The robot brought you to a campsite with an open campfire and a pot over said fire. It's safe to assume that the pot contained the soup or stew that currently emanates the smell. A crude tent seemingly stolen from an adventurer stood behind the fire.
The last noteworthy object in the area caught your attention: a black-and-white splotched Terminal. Located right next to the tent, the terminal displayed your Twitch chat on the left side and its main screen on the right. Once you stood in front of it, it printed out:
"GREETINGS, GODFATHER. PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO INTERACT WITH YOUR FOLLOWERS IN THE OTHER WORLD."
A camera then revealed itself above the screen and you knew what you had to do. Stepping in front of the camera, you waved. "Hello? Chat can you see me??"
And then, the floodgates busted wide open.
Adm!ra1-M4son: Oh my god GUYS OUR BOY'S ALIVE
johnifer: Holy shizzle drizzle crick crack he's fucking alive
valeriele3 donated $5.00: "Oh my god! Are you okay??"
"Yeah- I'm fine. Thanks for the donation by the way even if I have no idea how to use it right now..."
V1 then proceeded to make itself known as well. Moving you a bit to the side, it waved both of its hands seemingly eager to introduce you to your fans. The chat went wild again.
hiraya: omg is that V1??
LiNk29: Nah man bro got isekaid with the gopro...
BeeseChurger: SOMEONE SEND THIS TO HAKITA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Yuormethor: On it chief.
Simply put, this strange terminal allowed you to see your Twitch followers again, which was nice. V1 then left its spot in front of the terminal and checked on the pot. Sure enough, when you moved on over to it, there was a soup with radishes and tomatoes as its main ingredients. V1 likely got them from theft, but you didn't care- food is food after all.
The robot used a ladle in the pot to scoop some stew into a wooden bowl, which it then handed to you along with a spoon. Taking in its aroma, smells of radishes, tomatoes, and some mint filled your nose and you slowly took a small sip.
(A/N: Guess the soup.)
The soup's taste bore both a tart and sweet flavor, with a little bit of refreshment with some added mint. As you savor your first meal in Teyvat, your chat watches you do so.
kpfjillion: give me that fucking soup
XxcSHARPxX: Give this man peace for the Impostor SAGAU shit he's gonna come across lmfao
hiraya: he'll be fine! I'm sure of it.
After the fifth sip, you heard mechanical footsteps behind you before they stopped. You turned around and saw a familiar adversary V1 fought, and the two of you stared into each other's gaze.
"Well, nice to meet you in person, godfather."
V2.
Taglist: @valeriele3, @bunniotomia, @feetusdeletussthenyeetus
#sagau#genshin impact#genshin sagau#crossover#genshin x reader#ultrakill#ultrakill v1#v1#v1 ultrakill#sagau impostor au#impostor sagau#impostor au#ultrakill v2#v2 ultrakill#v2#sagau cult au
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