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There’s probably a section of Rhodes Island dedicated to vetting operator code names right? I’m envisioning a California DMV type situation like:
CARDIGAN
Operator: MY CLAN NAME
RI: NAME ON RECORD
Verdict: ACCEPTED
FROSTY NOVA
Operator: I HAVE ICE ARTS AND NOVA LIKE NEW
RI: TOO SIMILAR TO DECEASED OPERATOR.
Verdict: DENIED
PUDDING
Operator: CLOSURE STARTED CALLING ME THIS??
RI: WEIRD BUT NOT A SIN
Verdict: ACCEPTED
ICENOVA
Operator: I HAVE ICE ARTS AND NOVA LIKE NEW- NEW ICE LIKE FROST
RI: TOO SIMILAR TO DECEASED OPERATOR. STOP DOING THIS.
Verdict: DENIED
CEMENT
Operator: CONK-CREET
RI: Y’KNOW WHAT? SURE.
Verdict: ACCEPTED
ME FIST TOES
Operator: MARTIAL ARTIST I USE FIST AND TOES
RI: ME FIST TOES = MEPHISTO- REUNION. ALSO EW.
Verdict: DENIED
#I’m not entirely sure whY I had to wake up at. 3:30 in the morning to think of this#and why it took 13 hours to go ‘annnnnd post 👇’#arknights#cardigan arknights#cement arknights#frostnova arknights#pudding arknights#could probably make a side blog about this maybe?#arknights dmv bot
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Attention all operators: in an effort to showcase all staff functions on Rhodes Island, the HR office has generously shared the process by which operator code names are accepted based on three major guidelines:
1. A code name is not duplicative of a code name already issued
2. A code name is not a vulgarity or profanity including a swear or curse word, or scatological term, not usually displayed in the community for general viewing.
3. A codename is not obscene or otherwise contains material of sexual suggestiveness in that it refers explicitly or by euphemism to a sexual body part, a sex act, or the availability for sex
Inspired by @ca-dmv-bot, y’all liked that post enough for me to make a whole blog for it!
(I’m not actually a bot though I’m a real human person.)
You can submit canonical or fanmade operator names- If it’s a fanmade name, hit us with some background! If your operator is a canon character, you can either submit the name by itself or you can write the reasoning in character too. Our lovely HR representative will fill in the rest.
Ground rules:
No real-life slurs (unless you’re like, one of two operators who exist in this game) (in which case, you know who you are and localization should change your name)
Maximum of five different operators per ask
Since these are forms the characters are filling out, soft character limit of ~50 for each explanation. I’ll hold myself to this as well.
Might add more as we go along- I’ve never run an in-character blog before so we’ll see how this goes.
#arknights#arknights hr bot#keeping with the dmv theme for those guidelines#I took them from the state dmv guidelines for vanity plates (just took out the ones that are very clearly for license plates)#except for ‘is an expression of ‘fighting words’ that the RMV reasonably foresees would immenently incite or provoke violence#because like… they’re fightin’. I think there can be fightin’ words#pinned post#faq?#can I have an faq if nobody’s asked questions yet?
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