#and why it took 13 hours to go ‘annnnnd post 👇’

[emjoy398]

There’s probably a section of Rhodes Island dedicated to vetting operator code names right? I’m envisioning a California DMV type situation like:

CARDIGAN

Operator: MY CLAN NAME

RI: NAME ON RECORD

Verdict: ACCEPTED

FROSTY NOVA

Operator: I HAVE ICE ARTS AND NOVA LIKE NEW

RI: TOO SIMILAR TO DECEASED OPERATOR.

Verdict: DENIED

PUDDING

Operator: CLOSURE STARTED CALLING ME THIS??

RI: WEIRD BUT NOT A SIN

Verdict: ACCEPTED

ICENOVA

Operator: I HAVE ICE ARTS AND NOVA LIKE NEW- NEW ICE LIKE FROST

RI: TOO SIMILAR TO DECEASED OPERATOR. STOP DOING THIS.

Verdict: DENIED

CEMENT

Operator: CONK-CREET

RI: Y’KNOW WHAT? SURE.

Verdict: ACCEPTED

ME FIST TOES

Operator: MARTIAL ARTIST I USE FIST AND TOES

RI: ME FIST TOES = MEPHISTO- REUNION. ALSO EW.

Verdict: DENIED