#aris not ares

[aris-not-ares]

"Hey handsome, watcha doin?"

[tries to lean against a tree but misses and miserably falls onto the ground]

"you look better from this angle"

— @theoneandonlychampionofapollo

You okay man? You just hit your head pretty badly-

[aris-not-ares]

*Aris was walking down the hallway, he perked up at the sound of a certain voice. He leaned over the doorframe to peer inside. Was that really the voice he knew??*

Open starter: Ares

You hear Penelope talking to someone in her room.

Really, why is your solution always to kill people? There are other ways you know. Sometimes, you have to outsmart them

"You sound like Athena"

Well, maybe I should have gotten Athena then

Tags: @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @penelope-simp @sillypuppetmeister @telemachus-of-ithaca @the-prince-telemachus @little-birdie-cass @lizzzzzzzzzzzzzz---lol @athena-greek-goddess @heraaaaaaaa @the-only-decent-suitor-here @aris-not-ares

[aris-not-ares]

They fucking left me-

That bitch-

Odysseus left me in troy >:(

[kazuaru]

If he cheatin', I'm doin' him worse (Like) No UNO, I hit the reverse (Grrah) I ain't trippin', the grip in my purse (Grrah) I don't care, 'cause he did it first

[aris-not-ares]

"Um... Hello!"

A young boy, about the age of 21 waved to Aris

"You're Ares's kid, right?"

- @l-l-l-l-legendary

*Aris turned to look at Telemachus with a confused look*

"Uh yeah.. why?"

[aris-not-ares]

*Aris walks over confused and then looks down at the dog. He had seen plenty of blood and murder before. He kneeled down and pet Argos' head*

"Good boy, maybe leave that outside though, mom wouldn't want blood on the marble"

(TW: dead animal, slight blood) (Argos come over filthier and bloodier then Antin had ever seen him and dragging a dead wolf looking like the happiest dog alive.) Bark yip arf bark bark:D

(TRANSLATION: I got you a present :D)

Antinous feels sick to his stomach and covers his mouth. He steps back, “A-Aris—” he chokes out, calling for @aris-not-ares as he tears up at the awful stench. “We need.. a clean up crew.” He forces a smile and lowers his shaking hand from his mouth, “G…good boy, Argos… you’re a.. good- (oh god)— dog..”

[tractim]

1/6 sixfanarts - ares ⚔️

[aris-not-ares]

So you are the little twerp my minion is so obsessed over. I do not get all the hype.

- @the-prettiest-flower

Well- I can't see how you even love your own face.. I mean look at you.. ew.

[aris-not-ares]

Could you maybe.. make sure Aphrodite doesn't hear about this? you know how she is..

Um- hi Athena, it's Aris.. ya know, son of your rival, your nephew... so I kinda got adopted by Penelope and Odysseus so can we be cool?

[ARIS]

Anyone who is a child of @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost and @penelope-is-waiting are fine, I'm basically there patron goddess and anyone else who is a child of theirs

[closedrop]

Schezotober day 10!! Medieval Schezo

I wanted to try and aim for something more historically accurate than just the average, "wow a suit of armor!" so I did some minor research on armor and stuff for the time period.

My drawing ref was also a restored suit of armor from a museum!! I also purposefully didn't give him a helmet because in my research I found something that stated it was either impossible or extremely difficult to land a lethal or (specifically) decapitating blow to an opponent who was wearing one. So I didn't give him a helmet :)

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

If HB & HH could legally cross over:

Blitz: Stolas and I have the best relationship.”

*Stolas and Husk looks at each other knowing where this is going to go* (those who are mature together stay together — platonically haha)

Angel Dust: “Nuh-uh, no way, honey, me and Husk do.”

Blitz: “At least we had sex first up.”

Angel Dust: “At least WE became canon furst!”

Blitz: “We had the best sex!”

Angel Dust: “We developed our relationship based on friendship first!”

Blitz: “Boring…” He yawns mockingly

Angel Dust: “Least we tawked / sung 'bout our insecurities…“

Blitz: *gasps* “How dare you! At least I’m not fake or an insecure little whorebug!

Angel Dust: *looks beyond pissed at being called the two things he hates*

Husk: Uh oh. Hey! Ain’t nobody pull him in line like that 'cept me.

Stolas: …

[aris-not-ares]

And I have two arms to carry you! :D

I have 2 hands for a reason. I wish I had more than that. sighs in in love aris and all his partners as well

[aris-not-ares]

"So, you're a god too? Nice."

@succubusdaughterofcirce

"Well- I should be a god.. unless mother cheated, I wouldn't be surpised but still"

[aashiyancha]

Valentine's day is coming up so I drew a bunch of couple photos. For characters who don't have a partner in my fancomic, I just drew them with some sweets☆

Notice how I drew these in sticker style? Am I planning to make stickers? Idk who can say~~

[xheathensgospelx]

I haven’t read the last chapters yet, but Lore Olympus has ended and I’m sad so I’m going to just drop off the art from some of my TikToks here and pray that the books don’t go up in price before I finish off my collection.

[aris-not-ares]

Even for a baby, you are little.. were you put in your father's leg like Dionysus? He was very little like you-

Whats your name and Why are you so small? Your so little

*picks Eva up like a cat*

[ARIS]

yip-uh, i is eva! and i is small because i am... baby? mama says that a lot