#aria mass effect

[strawberrykidneystone]

hi happy holidays!!!

[lycheecatee]

Mb I think I forgot the rule dawg 😔

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[illusivesoul]

Aria

[illusivesoulgaming]

I did extensive research and put much thought into this and now I have to share the results of my study.

Galactic crime boss and lesbian space pirate queen Aria T'Loak

Mexican drug baroness and Cartel mommy leader Valeria Garza aka El Sin Nombre

Look how Valeria is sitting. Coincidence? I think not.

[hum-tittle]

I love it, so I made movie posters for them!

Anyway, I like to think there have been some amusing misunderstandings on the Normandy around Archangel-related media.

Shep and Tali, having an enthusiastic discussion about "the film", which they both claim to have seen recently and enjoyed. Tali is treating Shep to an indepth nerdy analysis of backstory and character development, which seems to puzzle Shep. Shep keeps bringing up lines she found funny, which Tali doesn't remember hearing. Both are silently thinking girl, did we watch the same vid???

To Joker, loitering nearby making himself a coffee, it becomes increasingly clear that they are talking about two different vids, both of which he has watched (for Ripping The Piss Out Of Garrus purposes, obviously)

Tali thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the human-made Marvel-esque movie by a big-budget studio, starring big-name actors - the turian who played Bellicus in Fleet & Flotilla and the hot asari from that movie Vaenia - in a fast-paced action-packed story about hope and justice and forbidden love. The one she went to see with Traynor, with the ending that made her cry.

But Shep, bless her filthy little heart, thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the cheesy low-budget porn parody produced by an indie studio on Omega, full of terrible jokes about projectiles and rockets and finishing three guys with one round, starring some long-fringed narrow-waisted well-endowed turian who is, in fairness, having the time of his life with that role, and a 98%-fake human woman in a terrible red wig and highly battlefield-inappropriate N7 armour. The one she's been quoting back and forth with Garrus all week, trying to make each other crease up or cringe at inconvenient times.

Now he just has to decide whether to wait for them to figure it out, or confuse them both even more by joining their conversation and talking about Archangel (2189), the new comic series in which the titular vigilante joins forces with his archenemy to defend Omega's people from invading Cerberus forces.

[kasianie]

Happy N8 Day 🤔

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[tatert07s]

Queen of Omega

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[graciescribbles]

Hell, here is Aria too. why not???

[dhurkesa]

my shepard and her gf i mean her pirate gf i mean friend who happens to be a pirate. and their lips came a little too close to touching one time in fact they touched and she never recovered

[kovir]

MASS EFFECT 3: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) dev. Bioware

[strawberrykidneystone]

about to play the renegade route just to kiss aria

[sewermageboy]

Shepard while running around with Nyreen and Aria bickering: is this how James felt on Mars when he had to listen to Kaidan and me

[angstyastro]

Aria T’Loak doodle after the last one I did was a year ago

[phantoms-hall]

[clericofshadows]

REGIS SHEPARD MASS EFFECT 3 - TALKING WITH ARIA CLERIC'S VEILGUARD CASUALS FOR MALE SHEPARD & MORNING'S ACCESSORIES FOR SHEPARD MODS

[sympateawithsugar]

Omega DLC in a nutshell