#are you crawling thru the reblogs why did you send the same ask to me and op lmao
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cool story - still continued to repeatedly harass folks in the fandom, be an edgelord, throw tantrums in ppl's inboxes, feti$h mine, fish for free fanwork, and just generally be annoying & insistent abt personal headcanons and k1nks
#i went back and forth on answering this but ykw fuck it lmfao#this is so silly#normally i'd say troll but i've seen a lot of this anon's behavior and it reads as an obsessive nuisance#had to block out names b/c i dont want artists getting harassed or put into a spotlight (however small) that they didnt ask for#are you crawling thru the reblogs why did you send the same ask to me and op lmao#i love this takeaway. no denial of harassing people but at least a couple artists got paid!! what a way to clean up an image. incredible.#this 'anon' has like a million alts and remade accs a bunch of times so the need to defend a reputation here is mind-boggling lmfAOO#stop sweating and breathing heavily over a cartoon character at randos online#and maybe you'll get less flak for being a weirdo lol#xanreplies#also to my non-tts moots i am so sorry and i love you#also lmfao 'x or y got paid for them' 'or???'
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Miraculous Magic - Chapter 1 - Advance Notice
The night is upon us and two phantom thieves will cross time and space to meet in an adventure. Kaitou Kid and Kaitou Joker will clash in an attempt to gain Butterfly's Heart exhibited in Suzuki's Sky's Museum located on the 150th floor of his new Babylonian Skyscraper. Who will win the heart? Welcome to the shining night!
Cover by: @deepfaceglitter
Story by: @ebachan
Special thanks: @animemoonprincess
"Senior adviser, sir!" the young secretary run into a luxury looking office. It was spacious with an expensive furniture and pictures, showing an old man with a big smile holding trophies.
“What is it?” The old man from the photographs was sitting behind the big desk reading some papers. He was none other than the famous Suzuki Jirokichi the Suzuki Financial Group Senior Adviser with more money than one can count. The old man was wearing beige pants, simple shoes, almost white shirt, and dark beige cardigan.
“I have found this stuck in the morning newspapers!” The young man gave the senior adviser two small cards.
“Hmm? What?!” He jumped on his feet once he saw the first card. It belonged to Kaitou Kid.
“With your kind permission, tomorrow night during the highest peak of the glorious silver moon I’ll fly away with gentle Butterfly’s Heart in my grasp. Kaitou Kid”
“That impudent thief!” Suzuki was shaking with anger and happiness he has yet gotten another chance to capture him. “This time I’ll put his capture in my biography!” He started to laugh.
“Um, sir. There was another card.” The secretary gave him the second one.
“Is that an advertisement?”
“Tomorrow midnight I shall make Butterfly’s Heart that’s located in Babylonian Skyscraper owned by Suzuki Financial Group mine. Kaitou Joker”
“What’s that?” Suzuki carefully examined the second card. It had big text “Joker” and a long dragon on the other side. He laughed. “Well, well, someone is trying to gain some fame. What a poor soul.” He gave the card back to the secretary. “Once I catch Kid, I may spare sentence or two about this. Just look at the name! What a joke!” Suzuki left the room to call TV, newspapers and do all the preparation for the heist. It will be a busy day.
[Tokyo street]
“Edogawa, look!” said Haibara Ai. She was about a 7-year-old girl with short beige hair. She had a light brown skirt, dark brown knee socks, and white blouse.
“What is it?” asked glasses wearing boy with short black hair. He was wearing light blue shorts, bit darker blue jacket with one big yellow button, white shirt, and red necktie.
They stopped in front of a shop selling electronic. The TV in the shop window started broadcasting a live coverage from the Suzuki Jirokichi's house.
[Sky Joker]
Small ninja in a pink apron was washing the dishes and listening to the TV when Underworld Net News started he lifted his head to see the screen.
“Good morning. It’s time for Underworld Network News,” announced bored-looking man with green and slightly purple hair wearing anything but extravagant stuff like D and J earrings and pink, fluffy scarf. Suddenly, he jumped in the front of the camera and jolly shouted, “I’m your newscaster, DJ Peacock!” It seemed it’s his usual behavior as Hachi didn’t move a muscle and continued to wash the dishes.
“Kaitou Joker has yet announced another daring heist. This time he is after Butterfly’s Heart displayed on the 150th floor of Babylonian Skyscraper owned by Suzuki Financial Group. And that’s not all. The owner of the treasure made a daring announcement!”
The screen behind the DJ switched to the live stream of Suzuki’s speech.
“So Kaitou Kid has sent another Advance Notice?” asked one reporter.
“Yes, he is after my Butterfly’s Heart diamond. He plans to steal it tomorrow midnight. Just you come, you daring thief!” He looked at the camera. “This time you won’t escape!” He started to laugh, and the report ended with that.
“Uh, how strange,” pondered confused Dj Peacock. “I wonder what happened but Kaitou Joker, this isn’t heart-pounding and stimulating development! Maybe he forgot to send it!”
That made Hachi horrified, and he immediately ran after his master.
[Tokyo Street]
“I see the old man is in it again,” noted Ai, making slightly sarcastic smile. Conan’s face clearly shown what will come next as the black limousine stopped next to them shortly after that.
“Mister Suzuki is awaiting you,” said a man in the black.
“Can’t help it, right?” Conan shrug and with Ai they got in the car.
[Babylonian Skyscraper 150th floor – Sky Museum]
“Ah, there you are, my Kid-killer,” Jirokichi welcomed Conan by his strange, but an accurate nickname. Conan made a slightly sour face.
“Nice to see you too, old man.”
Suzuki greeted Ai as well. “So what do you say?” he asked them and looked at the big cut diamond inside of a glass case on the pedestal.
“It’s beautiful,” said Ai. She came closer inspecting the visible butterfly made inside of it. “But where is the heart?”
“Just watch.” Suzuki took small remote control from his gray-blue jacket and pressed the button. The light installed in the pedestal illuminated the gem. The refraction inside of the diamond created the colorful shape of the heart.
“It’s amazing!” gasped in amazement Ai and even Conan was impressed.
“No wonder Kid is after it,” he agreed once Suzuki switched the light off.
“Ah, it’s a masterpiece done by modern technology inside of million of years old treasure.”
The young secretary came closer to Suzuki. “Sir, I’m still worried about the second card.”
“Fool, that was just a joke!” Senior adviser shouted.
“Second card?” That perked Conan’s interest. “Did you get a second card from Kid?”
“Nah, it must be just some prank. Some so-called Kaitou… What did he call himself…? Prankster… Rascal… Porker…” Conan looked awkward. "Whatever that second card doesn’t matter.” He excused himself and left to prepare for tomorrow’s night.
“Mister, can you show me the second card?” Conan asked the nervous secretary. It was a man in his thirteens with short brown hair, and no significant mark, that would differ him from the men in the hall.
“Well, you are Kid-killer so it may be useful to you. You can have it.” He gave him the card, and Conan read the context. The man left to do his job.
“So, what do you think? Is it a fake?”
“I don’t know, I never heard about any Kaitou Joker before. Well, if it’s a prank or real thing we will see tomorrow.”
They heard Suzuki’s loud voice as he was ordering workers what to do. Kid was in disguise among workers.
‘That old man is energetic as ever,’ he smiled in his worker costume. Whenever there is his heist, there will be enough people for him to use as a disguise or enter their group. He put the box he was holding on the ground pretending he is unpacking it. He carefully examined his surroundings.
‘But another note arrived, huh? Joker? I never heard of him. I wonder if it’s a joke or…’
“Hey, you, help me here!” called him another man.
“Coming!” he called back. ‘Well, real or not, I won’t let him have it.’
“Uh, sorry,” apologized short worker he bumped into.
“No worries,” answered Kid back, and as he was walking away he had this strange feeling from the small guy.
The second worked walked outside the room, and the only thing that set him apart from the others were his silver hair. He headed to the restroom where he closed himself in the cabin.
“Just wait, you old geezer!” he shouted angrily. “Ignoring my Advance Notice!”
“Mr. Joker, please calm down,” insisted Hachi from the ventilation above the cabin he used to infiltrate the building. “Let’s focus on our job.”
“You are right. I’ll show him a miracle, he won’t forget, for the rest of his life!”
Hachi slightly smiled as he saw Joker’s angry face. “But who is this Kaitou Kid he has spoken about?”
“Don’t know. Don’t care,” Joker leaned back.
“Mr. Joker, don’t underestimate your opponent. That phantom thief may be a shady character!” Hachi raised his voice.
“’Kay, I get it, but man, this Suzuki is worst then Kaneari. This skyscraper is packed with treasures from the basement to top. Yosh, let’s get back to work.” He headed out while Hachi turned in the ventilation to move to point “X” where he had quicker access to other parts of the floor.
‘But…’ Joker started to think, ‘something is strange here.’ He looked at two small children that were now talking with the Suzuki. ‘Why they are here?’
“Hey, pipsqueak, came here!” called Joker older man. Phantom thief in disguise mumbled something and walked toward him. At the same time, Conan looked back at him.
“Seeing someone suspicious?” asked him Ai.
“Must have been my imagination,” he shook his head. “By the way, old man Jirokichi, do you have some traps here?”
“Or course! But let’s disguise it somewhere else,” he looked around. He was sure Kid is already here, so he took Conan and Ai to his office.
“Hachi, follow them,” Joker whispered to his communicator.
“Hai, su,” answered Hachi and looked at his map Joker made. It has shown all the rooms on the top floor. “Let’s hurry, su.” He crawled thru narrowly space toward the office.
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