#are looking for a rainbow-tailed floorflopper in your life
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Much like a peacock or baboon, the fascinating Northern Roach displays his colorful rump in hopes of attracting a mate
dating apps fucking suck. tumblr also fucking sucks, but in a much more interesting way. does anyone live in indiana and want a weird little man to romance them.
#hey#hey wait#do y'all remember when celebs were sunning their taints for some reason?#what health benefits do you reckon rainbowing your taint would have?#anyway if any of you uh#indianians?#indianites?#indianders?#are looking for a rainbow-tailed floorflopper in your life#maybe give Roach a shout
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