#arcaneinquries

[ask-karlachbear]

When gale starts nothing on the boots, Karlach can be heard in the back, singing. "GIRLS DINNER~"

Alright, thanks Gale! Oh, before I forget! [Brief pause] there should be a pair of boots for you in the chest! Go and have at it, eat up! Anyways, gotta go! See you later once we're done! ASTARIOOOoon *voice trails off*

Are you sure you don't need a wiz-!

Oh.. they're gone...

*Gale munches on his magic boots, sadly*

[astariondisapproves]

"GAALLLEE! Delete that OR SO HELP ME!"

Astarion seethes, peeking over Gale's shoulder, yanking the cellphone from his hand, but then pauses, looking at the cellphone dumbfounded as the video plays over and over again.

"Oh gods...IT WAS ONE TIME! Why do you even have this, Gale? Are you into things like this???"

My cheeky quasit friend may have gotten to the phone before it got to your hands, she loves causing trouble for me. Her name is Bungus. I don't know why, I just summoned her one day and that's what she said she wants to be called

-cellphone anon

Well...that's about what I expect from a quasit.

For some reason, they have a liking for hardcore pornographic material. Must be something in the summoning.

I have figured out how to use the 'video' function.

*Gale shows you a shaky video of a yellow spotted bird. Quite clearly in the background, @astariondisapproves is making out with alternate version of himself @askastarion. Gale doesn't seem to notice.*

Beautiful creature, don't you think?

[ask-karlachbear]

"Well, today it's my rest day you know?" Karlach stretches her arms and yawns loudly. "I wanted to join Tav, but they insisted I took the day for myself"

"Like she INSISTED on it" She points out. "What am I supposed to do here? Eat some dirt or whatever?" She sighs.

"Anyways how is your arcane lettering thing going?" She asks curiously. "Did you get anything fun?"

Hey Gaaaaaale, how are you liking it here?

-@ask-karlachbear

Ah, Karlach. A pleasure to see you again!

As you can see, I get left with very little to amuse myself with when Tav makes the (unwise) decision to leave me at camp...

Once I've got all the food ready and popped a delectable slow roast on the fire, I've had far too much time on my hands.

So I have sent out a arcane message, in the hopes of answering some of the questions of the people of Baulder's Gate, and whatever other parts of the cosmos are fortunate enough to receive my missive.

How has slaying the foul beasts of this area been treating you? It is a rare day indeed that you do not return covered in blood and gore, hm?

[astariondisapproves]

"Gods Gale! You absolutely should NOT do that"

Astarion scolds, shooing away the bits of Weave that clung to the air before plopping down next to Gale. And to try and distract him, Astarion wraps one of his arms around his shoulder, patting it gently.

"Why not tell me more about the Weave, hmm? Or better yet—show me?"

It's been about an hour since Gale so rudely ate Astarion's weed brownie, and knowing the effects of one such brownie, Astarion decides to saunter over towards Gale's tent to see how he's fairing.

"Gale, darling! How has my forever weed brownie been treating you? Has it opened your eyes to the universe yet?"

Aatarion asks teasingly, eyeing the clearly high wizard.

-@astariondisapproves

(In reference to this lil comic https://www.tumblr.com/ratscrap/729232017075666944/gale-eats-astarions-forever-weed-brownie) (also if you're not comfy answering this, feel free to ignore I just love that comic so much it makes me laugh every time it comes across my dash)

*Astarion finds Gale lying on the floor, surrounded by open camp supply packs. Scraps of food litter the floor and strange magical sigils hover in the air, flicking in psychedelic patterns*

Ahhh.... Astarion

Come and look at the weave. Isn't it beautiful, Astarion?

*he stares at it for some time, before suddenly sitting up*

I should message Mystra

[astariondisapproves]

Suddenly, everything hits Astarion like a ton of bricks. Gale ate a forever weed brownie. Forever. Gods dammit. Shit. Fuck. Now Astarion has the responsibility of making sure Gale doesn't do anything bloody stupid. Forever.

"Shit..."

Astarion audibly groans, sinking his head into his knees. If Astarion had eaten it like intended, at least he'd know how to control himself. There goes his freedom, he guesses.

It's been about an hour since Gale so rudely ate Astarion's weed brownie, and knowing the effects of one such brownie, Astarion decides to saunter over towards Gale's tent to see how he's fairing.

"Gale, darling! How has my forever weed brownie been treating you? Has it opened your eyes to the universe yet?"

Aatarion asks teasingly, eyeing the clearly high wizard.

-@astariondisapproves

(In reference to this lil comic https://www.tumblr.com/ratscrap/729232017075666944/gale-eats-astarions-forever-weed-brownie) (also if you're not comfy answering this, feel free to ignore I just love that comic so much it makes me laugh every time it comes across my dash)

*Astarion finds Gale lying on the floor, surrounded by open camp supply packs. Scraps of food litter the floor and strange magical sigils hover in the air, flicking in psychedelic patterns*

Ahhh.... Astarion

Come and look at the weave. Isn't it beautiful, Astarion?

*he stares at it for some time, before suddenly sitting up*

I should message Mystra