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pochapal · 2 years

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incredible confidence for someone who hasn't read umineko. interested to see if you'll need to change your chart later.

believe me i am not at all confident in this chart lmfao. my only conviction making it is "could they make it through a murder mystery" paired with how they performed during the homestuck epilogues (i am still operating under the assumption that there's going to be a big metafictional twist at some point in umineko and thus my epilogues comparisons can keep me going a little longer; if there is no "but you already knew that, right?" moment in this story i will enter an analytical flop era so severe i will not recover).

#anonymous #i am fully aware how silly i am going to look when it turns out i vastly overestimated the importance of umineko's metafiction stuff #it's also harder to do because there really aren't any archetype correlations between the homestuck and umineko casts #so i can't be like 'oh [x] has something in common with someone who died first twilight so they're out' unfortunately #to be totally tbh the only placements i'll stand by are terezi dirk rose and aradia #terezi's ass is NEVER solving a murder mystery #dirk would have a Normal One about the unreliable narration and not make it past the first night #rose is a bad bitch you can't kill her. she could body beatrice and the killer of this i am certain #aradia checks out of the narrative and skips to the last chapter and reads the denouement while waiting for the survivors to catch up

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