#apuwu

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

I have these thoughts about Situationship Simon and Chef Reader that have been rattling inside my head for weeks AH And it's basically these two songs

I think that Promise is Reader when she told Simon they were done the first time, the one that was catastrophic and left us heartbroken. Even the lyrics are SO ON POINT

I've done the math, there's no solution We'll never last Why can't I let go of this?

It hurts to be something It's worse to be nothing with you

But then the second time she breaks things off, after the hospital Reader has such a different vibe, one that fits I wish you love (and I'm using Laufey's version because I think she has such a nice voice<3) very much AH Like she's letting go for good and she doesn't hold resentment no more, because while she understands where he comes from she doesn't want to be subject to more upset feelings and heartbreak

I wish you shelter from the storm, a cozy fire to keep you warm But most of all, when snowflakes fall, I wish you love

My breaking heart and I agree that you and I could never be So with my best, my very best, I set you free

I hope you're having a great day, your fic is still hauntingg me despite me having to turn in this assignment tomorrow KJXFBHDSK I love it

I am...honestly speechless. You've rendered me, the biggest chatterbox I know, absolutely speechless. But let me try to put words and sentences together.

First of all, Laufey is queen. I fucking love Laufey, and both your suggestions are 100% on point. Not only the lyrics, but also the vibes. I'm not a write-as-I-listen-to-music kind of person, but for me, the themes of the entire series are captured perfectly by Songbird (the OG, Christine McVie's version). I now have two more songs to add to that list, thank you!

The last two chapters are supposed to be mirror images of the other, Reader & Simon's versions of (kind of) the same event. I swore to myself that I would not write a single Simon POV chapter for this series, ever ever, mostly because this is supposed to Reader's story. Your story. Not his.

But, I realised what a disservice I would be doing if I didn't at least give Simon a chance to show what he feels. It changed nothing in the story itself, as you saw, but it's something (I hope).

Finally, thank you so much for your words. The fact that you think about my little story and these characters gives me a feeling in my chest I can't describe. These two mean something special to me and the fact that you would write to me to tell me that they mean something to you too, is overwhelmingly heartwarming. Thank you thank you thank you 🥰

[rotenpk]

Incubus Viktor drawing for a delicious reader insert fic made by @apuwu

I loved the fic so much it inspired me to draw what i pictured reading it. Y’all should go check it out and support the author! The link is to its AO3 page :)

He is looking at you….

[thehistoriangirl]

my mexican twin.... I DEMAND MORE LATINX READER X VIKTOR!! (politely) i think its just fun to see representation even in lil silly fics hehe

TWINSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SUMMON YOU!!!!!

For now I have some headcanons I would love to write into fics but I haven't had the inspiration to do it as prettily as I wish to 😭😭 I hope you like them 💛💛💛

Okay so the headcanons:

Viktor x Latinx gn!Reader (SFW)

TW: These are Mexican-related (bc I'm Mexican lol), but some can apply to different Latin cultures! :3

He DEFS gains a few pounds once you two start dating

Like either because YOU feed him (sometimes against his will bc he's """soooooo busy""" (shoving him a torta de milanesa during his lunchtime)

Or because YOUR FAMILY feeds him once you present him over. Imagine your cool grandma/cool aunt inspecting it with 😱😱😱😱 faces because MY MAN IS SO SCRUNKLY. It's a family's duty to up some pounds on those bones

And he enjoys to be being pampered you know, I imagine him like the classic "Oh but I'm full already 🥺" when you put another bowl full of pozole in front of him, and then he says he's only eating it for peer pressure around the table--but that's. a LIE!!!!

Yall can't tell me he doesn't get a round bump after a particularly yummy party. He's like starting to doze off on the table like a baby after eating his fourth tamal during your cousin's XV años.

Even if at night he's like 🥺🥺🥺 "my love my tummy hurts" (for the spice, idk why i headcanon he can get gastritis really easily lkfhjdklfjf) and here it goes the milk remedy winkwink

Also pan de dulce 👀👀👀 he falls in love with pan de dulce istg, and he can eat it with milk????? sign him the fuck up. The same with pastel de tres leches

Also he starts to mumble songs in bad Spanish--an idea @apuwu had talked with me over Discord before JKDJHDFJKFJH. My man is just vibing without knowing the grisly lyrics behind a seemingly happy tune

But you prefer not to tell him because he just looks so adorable mumbling it mindlessly while working <3333

He doesn't dance much bc his legs hurt if he keeps putting pressure on it during too long, but you can definitely coarse him into dancing one or two.

Otherwise he just likes to watch you dance, even if you don't really know how to/are a lil bit clumsy. You look very happy dancing with your family/friends that he gets smitten all over again

He's kinda scarred for life once he saw kids breaking a piñata during one of your nephews' birthdays & un bolo during a baptism (where the hosts throw money so the guests could pick it up) (iykyk)

He started to watch telenovelas by mistake. Like maybe you were watching one or just putting it like white background noise while doing something else.

And at first he was like 🙄🙄🙄 "if the characters would do X thing or Z, this problem would be easily resolved/this problem wouldn't exist", and you tell him that it is for the 💥d r a m a💥

As it happened to the best of us when you're hanging out in the living room and your mom is watching a telenovela---Viktor just gets HOOKED. He doesn't know when it happened or how but he is invested

Sometimes you arrive home from a date with your friends and find Viktor and Jayce watching a telenovela on the couch

[For context, in my lil derange mind, in a contemporary AU Jayce is Latino. No i will not elaborate thank you]

He helps you make the Día de Muertos ofrenda <3333 he just loves to gets all craftsty and he's so interested about the concept that he even brings a photos of his passed family members. May even cook something they liked to put it in there alongisde yours :3

For now that's all! I hope to make some short fics with these soon! Like during Independence's Day KDJFDJKFJHF <3

[hexite-nightmares]

Tagged by @jackalmeat and @grumpyoutlaw

8 shows to get to know me(the order isn’t a rank)

1-Arcane

2-The Sandman

3-Pushing Daisies

4-Succession

5-Avatar the last air bender

6-Twin Peaks

7-The Sopranos

8-Fleabag

Honorable mentions: adventure time and mad men.

Tagging: @zaunitearchives @beesincognito @apuwu @valaruakars

[notzilon]

Heeey

Thank you for blessing us with the good ferriswheelshipping stuff

I have one question though, in your AU what happened to Anthea and Concordia?

Hope you're having a good day!! 💖💖

Thank you for the kind comments!! To answer this question, I'm gonna ask you to get on board with a conceit: Team Plasma is a new-age commune turned dangerous cult under the leadership of Ghetsis. With this in mind, I would argue that in N's absence, a religious schism occurs among Team Plasma members, and we see this happening in BW2. While N is a puppet leader/Ghetsis is the one that was really pulling the strings, it's pretty clear that a lot of Team Plasma members have faith in N's vision of the world. A majority of the Sages in the BW postgame talk about how they favor N's vision and BW2 is littered with NPCs that are ex-Plasma who still are trying to live under N's ideals. We see Ghetsis's Team Plasma, but we also see Anthea and Concordia at the center of the ex-plasma members who are trying to repent for their actions. I would argue that while N is off finding himself, Anthea and Concordia have taken over temporary leadership over the non-Ghetsis sect.

I also think it would be really funny for Anthea and Concordia to orchestrate transferring all of Ghetsis's assets into N's name. Ghetsis disappeared, oh no, what a tragedy. Time to get everything he owns into the name of his next-of-kin!!

(Off screen, a shadow triad member informs Ghetsis that his card has been declined.) As an aside, I dislike the idea of N as this permanent wanderer, if only because he's explicit about loving Unova and still wanting better equality between humans and pokemon. One of the greatest revenges he could have is to be wildly successful where Ghetsis was not - not as a tyrant but as a kind leader. With the amount of people who have faith in N's vision and Ghetsis's resources, I can imagine him setting up an Aether Foundation-esque society with the assistance of Anthea, Concordia, and the Sages that remained loyal. You know, philanthropy without the desire to destroy the whole region to be friends with a cool jellyfish.

Anthea and Concordia are stuck in a balancing act between two roles - the caretakers for a young "king" and adoptive older sisters, and neither is easy when your prophet-little brother is an ooga booga boy that is letting bug pokemon nest in his hair because they're his newest friends.

[soliavenne]

HORNY O'CLOCK POSTS HELL YEAH

Y'all boosting my self esteem by all your hc about Gaara loving titties omg. For a long time I hated my D cup tiddies bc I always thought they along my weight were ugly, and my boyfriend along you are really boosting my self love ILY, after these posts I'm serious considering piercings also sjjsjsjs

Also how do you think Gaara would react if he discovered reader has big tatas? Tysm<3

Hope you're having a good day and a good breakfast/lunch!

Gaara reacting to his S/O's tits

-Genre: Horny hours

-Format: Bulleted headcanons

Hope you enjoy!

Slight NSFW/NSFW-ish below the cut.

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• Gaara and tiddies are cosmically intertwined, no matter what shape, size, color and form the tiddies are. All are gorgeous to his eyes, he does not discriminate.

• Once it is attached to his beloved, he's just downright in LOVE with them. He adores your entire being without a doubt, but he just cannot deny this unique attachment and a fascination both innocent and sexual in nature to your tits. Gaara is just drawn to them.

• Remember those phase where he was still crushing on you? Yep. This man might have had a passing sight on your chest back then, and he felt guilty upon the act of it.

• He would furrow his forehead, losing himself in the thought process of a hundred reasons why he should not take an advantage of the budding, friendly closeness between the two of you.

• A hundred reason to solidify his will, only to be cracked wide open on an overwhelming night where there's just no way around his pent up feelings and arousal than to jerk off his cock.

• His almost yearning curiosity would have him pumping his fist up and down as he bites down on his lip, groaning breathily with tightly-shut eyes as he allowed himself to feel every downward thrusts of his hand.

• Gaara's thoughts would run wild, each of it getting lewder and lewder as he chases his euphoria. How do your tits look like beneath your usual clothes? What's your daily choice of color in your inner garment for it?

• What would it feel like to have it under his palms? Would you moan at the act of having it squeezed softly? Would you moan even louder if he tugs on the nipples gently?

• What would your voice sound like if you tell him to tug on it harder?

• Would you allow him to suckle on it?

• His fascination does not end years deep into the relationship. He's a little handsy at some point, but not without your permission.

•It could be in the form of cuddling, where's just resting his face upon its suppleness. He would also smile at the fact that he could feel the faint beat of your heart beneath it, and the soft up and down of your chest lulling him to sleep.

• Innocent fascination of your clothed breasts yet he's already so drawn to it? Imagine how much attention he would lavish it once it's stark naked in all its glory before his eyes.

• There's just no way around it, really.

• Gaara and tits, that's it.

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I feel so happy to hear that the contents of the blog encourages positivity to you personally! 🥺🥺❤ You are beautiful, you'll always be. All of you are fucking gorgeous and I love you all!! 😤❤❤ Tatas are tatas no matter what form or type they are, and they're all precious as fuck. 😔😔❤❤

I hope you have a nice day/night ahead of you, bubu! 😄❤❤ Take care as always!

[aerynwrites]

Old West Love

Jayce Talis x Viktor

A/N: This piece is based off the above art (with the artists permission!). I saw this and just had to write a little osmething about it because I loved it so so much! Hope you all enjoy! Also I guess this could be considered an entry into @jayvikaugust​ although it is a week late haha.

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: Fluff and suggestive themes. Viktor and Jayce being tooth rottingly sweet.

Disclaimer: Spanish is used in this fic and was translated by a native speaker while also trying to stay period accurate as well! Thank you @apuwu​ for translating for me!

The weather is unusually mild for this time of year, something that Viktor is silently thankful for.

The summers can be unbearable, the heat stifling, and the dust lying in a thin layer on just about everything in his clinic.

Today, however, it’s mild - the sun hidden by an abundance of clouds in the sky and the heat chased away by a cool breeze that flows through the open windows.

Viktor sighs as he shifts in his stool, scribbling down the name of another salve on the shelf in front of him.

Inventory.

A task that most people hate but he finds soothing. Cataloguing, counting, and labeling various medications, salves and other items necessary for one’s health and healing. Surgical supplies too - something he notes he’s running low on after a larger band of vaqueros had come through the town earlier this week.

His lips quirk upwards at the memory, the large group of companions reminding him of his very own vaquero who’s away on a longer cattle drive.

Jayce.

He still remembered when the large cowboy had stumbled into his clinic, barely standing if not for the two men supporting him on either side. All of them spewing Spanish, a language he just barely had a grasp on at the time.

Between stuttered questions that rolled awkwardly off his tongue and Jayce thankfully being lucid enough to speak for himself, he was able to piece together what was needed of him.

A bull, the largest out of the herd, had charged Jayce’s horse causing the mare to startle and toss the man from his saddle where he just barely managed to escape being eviscerated by the raging bull.

Barely, being the key word.

He hadn’t gotten out of the incident unscathed - leaving instead with a rather nasty gash on his side just below his ribs.

After ushering his companions out, Viktor had made quick work of the injury. Cleaning it up, stitching it, and giving very clear instructions to the cowboy to take it easy for the next few weeks until he comes back to have the stitches removed.

After that…he couldn’t get rid of him. Not that Viktor is complaining. Jayce has quickly become a pleasant constant in his life - a friendship that quickly turned into more, despite all of Viktor’s doubts that it could.

He sighs, a smile still on his face as he continues his list, noting that he will need to order more morphine as well.

The day passes slowly, only a few people stopping in to pick up basic medicines or for superficial wounds that take mere moments to tend to.

He finds himself slightly thankful when he hears the bell for only the fifth time that day, taking his cane in hand as he stands from the stool to greet whoever just entered the store.

However as he turns to face the door he stops short, lips splitting into a huge grin at the hulking form already striding across the clinic.

“Jayce-!”

His greeting is cut off as strong arms wrap around him, practically lifting him off the floor as he returns the gesture, his cane clattering to the floor as he’s supported by Jayce.

“Tu presencia me hacía mucha falta.” Jayce mumbles into his temple. “No deseo tener que hacer nuevamente un arreo tan prolongado”

Viktor smiles as the man continues mumbling in his native language. It’s something they’ve found they both love about one another. Jayce is always fascinated by Viktor’s mother tongue, always asking what certain words mean. And Viktor is the same, although he’s come to learn Spanish quite well since living in this town.

“I thought you were supposed to be gone for another week,” Viktor says, pulling away from Jayce when he allows it.

Jayces grin rivals his own, eyes crinkling at the corners and his scarred brown rising up in glee as he looks at his partner.

“The cattle cooperated surprisingly well this time around,” he says, shrugging his shoulders.

Viktor hums, finally taking a quick moment to drink his partner in, brows furrowing at what he sees.

Jayce is wearing the clothing typical of his profession - a white cotton shirt slightly dingy from the dust that clings to him. Dark denim pants tucked into his signature very worn brown boots that Viktor has tried time and again to convince him to replace, and to top it all off the wide brimmed cowboy hat to protect him from the sun.

That’s perhaps his favorite part, even if it does sometimes obscure Jayce’s eyes from his own.

Reaching up, Viktor taps the edge of Jayce’s hat affectionately, eyes searching hazel ones as he speaks.

“Did you come straight here after the job?” He asks, already knowing the answer from the dust coating his shoulders and face.

Jayce shrugs, cheeks growing darker under the layers of grit and sun kissed skin as he dips down to press another chaste kiss to his cheek.

“Te he extrañado. No quería esperar mucho más tiempo.”

Viktor laughs. “I missed you too.”

At his words, Jayce's smile turns into more of a smirk, mischief sparkling in his eyes.

“Good, because with the extra payment from the buyer for getting the cattle there a week early…me and the others decided to take some time off.” His voice softens as he speaks, watching Viktor for his reaction to the news.

Viktor doesn’t disappoint.

His lips part in surprise, eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Time off? Is that even possible in your profession?”

Jayce smiles. “We just made it possible. A whole month.”

At that, Viktor's eyes widen. “A month? Truly?”

Nodding, Jayce opens his mouth to speak but Viktor cuts him off, surging forward to capture his lips with his own.

Jayce responds in kind, wrapping hands around delicate hips just enough to hoist Viktor onto the countertop behind him.

Pulling away, Viktor tries to chastise the vaquero. “Jayce! Someone might walk in-“

“I flipped the sign.” He assures. “And locked the door.”

Rolling his eyes, Viktor reaches up to flick the brim of Jayces hat, forcing the object up and away from his face before wrapping his arms around broad shoulders.

“Be quick about it,” he says, “The clinic is still technically open for two more hours.”

Eyes lit up like a campfire Jayce dives right back in, warm lips capturing his own as he pulls him even closer.

Smiling into the kiss, Viktor can hardly find it in himself to be annoyed.

His cowboy is back safe, and that’s all that matters to him.

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Translations:

(These translations were provided to me by a native speaker - translations are not direct due to trying to incorporate period accurate Spanish.)

Vaquero - cowboy

Tu presencia me hacía mucha falta. - I missed you so much

No deseo tener que hacer nuevamente un arreo tan prolongado - I'm never doing a cattle drive that long again!

Te he extrañado. No quería esperar mucho más tiempo. - I missed you, I didn't want to wait any longer.

[thehistoriangirl]

@apuwu @uniquedeerwitch​ con el AU de “Rayita creo que me voy a venir al revés” JKDSJHFKAJKDJHFJHF

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[crowsandfrogs]

kiss me tender, love me sweet

some smooches from our loves for my homies

@cedarcia @cyber-imp @madschiavelique @nickiinator @uwuboowoo @apuwu @staticonic @silkygal2210 @mello-jello29 @thedreamlessnights

[gaaraworshipper]

Congrats on reaching 200 followers! You honestly deserve more, your art is so pretty. We Gaara simps gotta support each other jskajs

For the request I hope you like this: our favorite Cacti President tending to his garde but shirtless, I hope the thought is able to quench your endless Gaara thirst (?

Take care and again congratulations!!

Thank you for the request @apuwu! I am so sorry this took forever: now I have over 400 followers (thanks everyone and welcome aboard!) 😂 I initially came up with a very different idea for this, but then I had second thoughts about it and got a bit art blocked🙃

(also it's very bold of you to assume anything can quench my endless Gaara thirst)

The headcanon for this art is that, being the Kazekage, Gaara can't really use his chakra most days, so he channels it into his plants before going to bed because it helps him sleep and makes them grow better.

(Why is he shirtless? Let's say it it's very humid in that greenhouse and he doesn't want to sweat through his robe. Yeah. No other reason.)

[madschiavelique]

rules : you can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, and then tag 10 people. no skipping!

tagged by the lovely @uniquedeerwitch thank u bestie <333

are you satisfied? - marina

déjeuner en paix - stephan Eicher

playground - bea miller

the perfect girl - mareux

jimmy jimmy (ft. AJ tracey) - gorillaz

scenery - ashmute

fitzpleasure - alt-J

black milk - massive attack

elephant - tame impala

mariners apartment complex - lana del rey

and I tag these lovely people (sorry if you've already been tagged <3) : @doctorho @caynenesi @grumpyoutlaw @thedreamlessnights @dicax-asina @rhynestonez @basichextechml @lizzthefrizzzz @uwuboowoo @apuwu

[gingersforeverbox]

Eeeeee! Thank you for tagging me @thedreamlessnights! I haven’t written in a good while since I’m on an unofficial hiatus, but here’s what I last wrote before stopping:

“Whatever, just leave me to my music,” he mumbles, spinning about on his heel to walk to go to his first period.

This is from something me and the Gorls talked about in the discord a long time ago that I said I’d write as a surprise🤫 but I promise I’ll finish it soon!

I’m gonna tag: @thehistoriangirl @theprettyarachnid @apuwu and @aerynwrites! Love y’all 🥰❤️

Last sentence tag game

Share the latest line from your WIP (or post where you last left off with your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line.

Thank you to @chaoticlicense for tagging me! This is from the upcoming chapter of my Geralt fic!

You shiver and grip the bow and try not to think at all.

Not very exciting but oh well lmao

tagging: @gingersforeverbox @writingmysanity @wincestisasincest @doctorho @aerynwrites @fly-like-egyptian-musk @uwuboowoo and anyone else who’d like to join! Apologies if you’ve already been tagged!

[kaed]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart 💌 Hey Kaed, how's everything going today? I hope fine and good, take care and eat ur veggies <3

Hiiii @apuwu !!!! I’m so happy you sent this (:

Today was actually a better day for me. I got a lot more done today than I ever have in in the past two weeks... I think I’m hopefully over the worst part of my depressive state right now! It’s nighttime now and I just watched the new AoT episode and I’m all emotionally now lol 😭. But other than that, I’m hoping I can tackle whatever comes at me this week and hopefully have a better February than January was! I drank plenty of water and trying to eat more veggies (; thank you so much for wanting to check in , it means a lot ❤️❤️❤️ hope you are doing well and creating the best life you can live . Take care of yourself❤️

[lord-of-dressup]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart 💌 Hope the Sofia grace is falling upon you this very day and that you magically receive MANY MANY diamonds, take care bby <3

;w; thank you @apuwu

[hexite-nightmares]

Ngl this is actually hilarious.

Tagging: @thehistoriangirl @beesincognito @cheeriecherrymain @the-town-cryptid @apuwu and anyone who wants to do this!

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

Thank you for the tag @ethereal27cereal 💚

Well, looks like that's either gonna be a musical, or some fantasy/medieval stuff or DnD 👀

No pressure tags: @tellhound @goldenkinglouis @bambirex @goldylions @dancingwiththefae @writingmysanity @wroteclassicaly @niceboyeds &everyone who wants to show me what kinda movie they'd end up in 💚

[soliavenne]

Hewwo bubu! Saw your blog is under reconstruction, I know of a couple of theme blogs if you happen to need them:) Also wanted to check on you, how's everything going? I'm a little busy with my research but took some of my free time to make Suna on Minecraft (haha I never finish my Minecraft projects but still sjaksja), later when I'm more progressed I'll send some screenshots! Have you eaten? Did you drink water? Take some time for yourself bubu, I send you a hug from here!

Hello hello, you wonderful and amazing human being!! ❤

I've been trying to watch and read about the HTML thing that I can do with my Tumblr account, and so far into it...

I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING IDEA

Negotiated with myself that for every time I understood something, I get to eat my sandwich. The only thing understood by the end of it was that I need to buy bread again tomorrow

I would like to know these theme blogs you are referring to!! Thank you so much for bringing this up and helping out a dumbass in need 😭

In my case though apart from the HTML hell, I'm doing good so far!! Just trying to practice my anatomy in digital art and writing some stuff in between. With this much exposure to mobile phone and laptops though I'm thinking of getting into embroidery to at least have some off the screen hobby! All in all I have drank my water ma'am, don't worry about me!! 😊❤

I'm so excited to see your Suna in Minecraft!! I'll be waiting! Take your time still. 😊❤ Research can be very time-consuming and exhausting so I'm hoping that you're getting the proper amount of rest as well, both physically and mentally!! Please take care of yourself as well bubu!! Don't forget to drink water too! 😭❤

Much love as always!! 😊❤