#aprilcruelsday

[softsorrows]

I know it's probably a typo but "haunted for sport" is really amusing me. Starts summoning up curses & hexes on somebody but like, while olympic judges give me points based on it

HUNTED

[dbssh]

IM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR FUCKING UP AJA A LITTLE I PROMISE DOING SO WILL MAKE HER SO SO COOL. Welcome to the morally gray OC zone!!

HI YOU LITERALLY INFECTED ME WITH THE BUG. EVERY SINGLE TIME IM LIKE TRYING TO MAKE A CHARACTER FLAWED IM LIKE OKAY TIME TO LISTEN TO RÄT AND THINK ABOUT SPEC UNTIL IVE DONE IT. YOUVE GOT THE SPECIAL SAUCE THAT MAKES YOU CHARACTERS GOOD. IDK HOW YOU DO IT.

[incorrectlumberjanesquotes]

Mal: Please peer pressure me into finishing writing this song.

Molly: Do it or you’re straight.

Mal: I said peer pressure, not threaten!

[transxfiles]

Your shitty saw trap would be that you have to reblog fanart and gifs that do NOT align with your archive color scheme

HORRIBLE, TY

[isoscele]

Hello hello! I'd love to see some Zodiac Cabin Legislature... something nice that happened today was that I played Stardew Valley with my partner & my mom! :)

Hello hello hello! That sounds lovely, I’m glad you got to do that! <3

-When you feed Marigold, you must put a check mark on the Liar Cat Accountability Board

-Pajama mocking is off limits

-No loose eggs

[shoelace-and-friends]

Hey, OP? I’m a little confused about something and I think I need something cleared up. 

Who is this post addressed to, exactly? I feel like the LGBT+ community as a whole would already know all this stuff? Like...why would people at pride think PDA is gross when the majority of people there are not straight and would expect to see that at pride? I’m sorry, but I don’t understand. 

...This isn’t directed towards non-LGBT+ allies, is it? I’m not really getting that impression since you never explicitly stated that it is.

Also...aren’t most people attending pride (with the exception of small children)  old enough and mature enough to expect kissing and PDA? This post seems kind of weird to me because that part seems kind of like common knowledge...

Also, ...why would anyone choosing to attend pride think PDA is gross in the first place? And also, ...again, why would people choosing to go to pride think of the gay people there as gross and overly sexual? That makes no sense.

Who on earth who  decides to go to pride do you think is anti-pda? 

Something...seems off.

...Hold on. Let me just...look up something on your blog quick for a second- 

OH YEP THERE WE GO IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Well, at least it’s not on your post :^) 

Also here’s a little extra from OP’s blog to all you aro and pan folks out there 

Anyway, I don’t want to see this person’s post on my dash anymore because of who it is very obviously directed towards. 

None of us actually act like that btw!!!!!

[thelumbergays]

How about Ripley causing some good old-fashioned mayhem?

inspired by @.bubbles-the-raccoon‘s arson drawings, and also a cat

[herotoon]

give me some hot takes on uhhh. god. all discourse escaped my mind I'm just gonna kiss you instead. free space talk about whatever you want because I could listen to you all day

*DIPS AND KISSES YOU, MY WIFE*

people hate the idea of he/him lesbians because they want lesbians to be easy for them to spot and understand, and theyre intimidated by the concept of gender non-conformity when its not the cookie cutter basic butch that theyve come to recognize as the picture of a lesbian. lesbians dont owe anybody gender conformity though :P 

[spamton]

🎥 for your dnd campaign!

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

oh  my god ohhh my god honestly yes. a rly bad npc from my PCs backstory came up and started harassing my character and this huge dragonborn was like “what’s going on here” to which the npc replied “none of which involves you, scumbag” and the dragonborn took a huge sniff and to quote the dm“Then he smirks. And then he smiles. And then he grins. He turns back to [NPC NAME] with the most wicked grin you’ve seen and says;“turns out it does involve me after all”“turns out this guy was my characters boyfriends father and HOOO my god it still makes me LOSE IT!!! THEN HE THREW THE BAD NPC LIKE METERS AWAY BC HES LIKE THE 3RD STRONGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND IT WAS JSUT SO COOL

[dbssh]

♫ :]

leave me alone - IDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

don't lets start - They Might Be Giants

the Ghost of Genova Heights - stars

Everything is Alright! - motion city soundtrack

violet - Wild Party

[incorrectlumberjanesquotes]

Barney: So, truth or dare?

Hes: This is not a slumber party.

Barney: Sure feels like one.

Hes: Barn, we’re in capture the flag jail!

Diane: I choose dare.

[good-or-bad-luck]

3, 5, 23!

3. What do you think makes your writing stand out from other works?

well most people dont write 2nd person from like a set characters point of view and rarely write it under like 500 words so like :) im cool like that B) and also my titles that are Like That

5. What’s the fic you’re most proud of?

this is a VERY very old fic back with my homestuck fics and i never shared it with anyone except for one (1) friend but i have this fic saved SOMEWHERE and it was called like??? something like contract: leijon and it was a fallout au fic of homestuck characters yeah??? its not even like, that GOOD but i will be proud of it forever becasue its the first time i wrote something Longer that i felt proud of and the only fic ive ever completed after sending like the wip version to someone. and it was about fallout 3 and nepeta was in the place of this character named Charon i think was his name?? its been a bit since ive playwsd fo3 and there was a scene where the pradise falls raiders were like about to attack nepeta equius terezi and vriska who were the characters in it and then there is a scene of nepeta being frozen for like half a second (i thinkk gamzee was there??? dont remember exactly) and she just Attacks to protect those three and YES it was out of character but i LOVED it and it holds such a dear place in my heart and it was the first of my fallout homestuck fics that inspired my love of aus and a bunch of short little stories that all connect together into one bigger thing. anyway!!!! 

23. Do you prefer prompts and challenges, or completely independent ideas?

independent ideas uwu,,, prompts and challenges are fantastic and i love writing them if i get one (1) prompt but nothing quite compares to juet getting one (1) idea on your own and just Going for however long it takes to complete it,,, its a good feeling and when i write things unprompted it just feels i dunno :) more complete and more like my writing. also prompts feel like living up to an expectation i CANNOT meet. anyway!

[snowmiku]

Please tell us more about hidden biomes!! Literally everything you say about them is really interesting :0

DONT WORRY I SAW THIS ASK WHEN U SENT IT BUT I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED 

i think i changed a bit of hidden biomes the very last time i talked abt it on my blog ! theres two more characters that i added: a loner desert cowboy named Roswell (who is older than the whole gang- he becomes kinda like a father figure !) , and the nether princess Persephone! the story is the same but im changing the designs of the characters, and also the pillagers (sonya and parker)’s designs ! 

[happyfits-moved]

21 22 23!!

21. three songs of your childhood

american idiot, green day1985, bowling for soupgives you hell, the all-american rejects

as you can see my mom got me very into grungy alt music

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad

i’m not okay, weatherslost on you, lpplease never fall in love again, ollie mn

23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up 

all i ever want, scouuts1990 awesome, eleventysevenadhd, truslow

3 songs asks!

[thelumbergays]

Diane & Emily hanging out... cryptid & cryptid researcher

emily starts talking about cryptids and diane is flung back into a memory where she and some other gods decided to shapeshift and fuck with mortals that one time

[herotoon]

yknow what [slams my hands on the table] people keep talking about what's *really* overrated. but they're all wrong. what's *really actually* overrated

men.