#apparently cardi b is japanese
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long-sleeved-sandwich · 1 year ago
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my 11 year old cousin just found out today that cardi b is not, in fact, japanese.
*playing Money*
me: hey (my cousin) did you know cardi is dominican?
my cousin: no isn’t she japanese??
me: japanese????
my cousin: yeah i just always thought she was japanese. like “cardi b” “konichiwa” it sounds like the same language.
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zoekrystall · 1 year ago
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Def apparent this was for spooky month. Minus here and there outliers but was fun primarily listening to the playlist I made for it. Shame it's already november 😔
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Top artists
Aurelio Voltaire
Creature Feature
Sarah and the Safe Word
Groundbreaking
Unlike Pluto
Azari
NateWantsToBattle
SharaX
SEGA SOUND TEAM
GlitchxCity
Aviators
Madame Macabre
Bahjat
PEAKS!
Japanese Folk Metal
Set It Off
Trickywi
Jennings Couch
Black Gryph0n
CircusP
Icon For Hire
Panic! At The Disco
Nostraightanswer
EXO
Jhariah
Ado
Tryhardninja
Shayfer James
Neoni
BTS
FAKE TYPE.
Crush 40
The Cog is Dead
Juniper Vale
Santiano
Saint Chaos
I Fight Dragons
Rachel Rose Mitchell
Lindsey Stirling
Ghost and Pals
Hollywood Undead
Kasalla
Tom Cardy
machigerita
Rufus Rex
MegaGoneFree
Simon Curtis
UNSECRET
Top songs
No One Lives Forever — Oingo Boingo
Like a Vampire — Catrien
Villain - Cover — The Cog is Dead
Kiss Me, Kill Me — ari hicks
The Carousel — Best Frenz, Joywave
Fallen Angel feat. Aimee B — Mitsunori Ikeda, Aimee B
Church Outfit — Poppy
dropthebassonthestereo — CG5
headspace (feat. Reckless Jacks) — Jennings Couch, Reckless Jacks
Halloween — Faun
ラグトレイン — 稲葉曇
Whisper Whisper Whisper — Azari
Perish Song - Extended — Trickywi, YZYX
It's Terror Time Again — Sesamoid
Villain (Stella Jang Cover) - English Version — Umbratic Forest
Bottom of a Bender — Sarah and the Safe Word
Cover My traces — Reach
The Skeleton Dance — Aurelio Voltaire
Dead Walk — RedHook
Destiny Bond (Lavender Town Extended) — Trickywi
Roses — Svniivan, New Beat Order, Veronica Bravo, Cour
Same Graves — The Ghost Club
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Electro Swing Mix — Glenn Gatsby, Ashley Slater
Scarlet Vow — Aviators
Black in Every Color — Happy Hour
Pilot — Taichi Mukai
Astral Alley — Alec Holowka
No Honor Amongst Thieves — Aurelio Voltaire
hanahaki syndrome — Shiki Miyoshino
Ya Habibi Janbik — Bahjat
Every Day Is Halloween — Creature Feature
SHINIGAMIBUYOU — KODOKULOVE, ROSU
Friends in the Dark — Aurelio Voltaire
Absinthe — I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
I Am (All of Me) — Idle Music
Fake Parade — Chogakusei
Legendary — MyoMouse
Turquoise — Annelle Staal
Dead Man's Party — Oingo Boingo
Black Fire — MegaGoneFree
CROWNS — Groundbreaking
FIRE OF OUR PAST — Groundbreaking
Killed The Cat — Cjbeards, Trenton
Raging on a Sunday — Bohnes
Eraser — LYELL
Nobody Like U Anime Opening — Thai McGrath, Foxchase
Nightmare — Azari
HOLLOW HUNGER — Ironmouse, shirobeats, ThunderScott
We Are Stars (Featuring Alyssa Reid) — Virginia To Vegas, Alyssa Reid
Long Way Down — Rachel Rose Mitchell
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truc171 · 4 years ago
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Joe Hisaishi : Studio Ghibli Experience, Part 1
          I listened to One Summer Day a long time ago on Youtube but I recalled myself not being entirely impressed by the music. I guess because I was stressed of life at that time and hence lost my usual connection and affection to music. I happened to heard it again while my Youtube channel randomly played the instrumental piano lists and this song just popped up. It caught my attention immediately and boosted my energy up to 200%. There was something delightful, peaceful and a sense of serenity present at this track though I have not watched Sprited Away to understand it in the entirely context and meaning of the movie. Well, I believe every score composed for a particular movie said something or at least conveyed a message behind what the movie is about. Visually, a soundtrack is like a mean to express the whole content of a film not in words but in musical language and sometimes it can tell a lot even more that watching the movie itself.
           When read Joe’s profile on Wikipedia, I learned that he combined many different types of music genres in his works like minimalist, Japanese classical, European classical, which seemed to make sense to me why his music sounds very unique and distinct from the traditional instrumental Japanese music. “Summer” is another masterpiece of Joe that proves his unique music.It goes at fast speed at the beginning and involves sounds of drumming and like an orchestra is playing that part rather than solo performances of separate instruments. The first time I listened to “Summer”, it felt like it excluded a very cheerful, modern vibe and a fresh piece of breath. I could just pain a picture of sunny warm Summer day in Japan with green ginkgo falling of the trees. It was very short though then it started to get slower and deeper with only the presence of piano playing in the background. Personally, one thing I love Joe music is that I can visualize a whole story behind the melody. The contrast elements in his works are very apparent. Like you can feel a range of contradict and subtle emotions like cheerfulness and calmness, excitement and tranquility more and more.Unfortunately, as I barely have basic understanding of the music genres/concepts that Joe incorporated in his works, the best I could “understand” this song particularly or his songs in general is only achieved by my feelings. 
            As for the video, I just love how the creator integrated the live scene of the ocean’s waves and beautiful tracks of Joe. The vastness of deep briny blue waves and sea foams creates such a dual. The entire scene of the ocean at the bird-eye view shot makes it feel like as if you are looking at larger part of the world that is beyond familiar row of houses, restaurants, buildings, corner of streets or skyscrapers. The first time I watched the video, I deeply felt immersed in the whole show of how the melodies are very compatible/in tuned with the scene. Personally, music is something extremely important in my life and I don’t mean to make light of this statement. I still can remember clearly my passion for discovering different genre of music in such a ridiculously serious way as a child and took it as my hobby when coming across a song that I loved. I think it has to do with a fact that my whole body and my mind just got stimulated and boosted up a lot by music rather anything else. In that sense, instrumental music especially ones like this track released the emotional blockage or makes me really relax every time I feel exhausted/worn out. I also remember feeling a bit strange when asking a classmate of mind if you loved listening to music at home and his reply was no. It was strange for me because I guess I did not realize that while I hold music deeply to my heart and pure joy, it is just not the same for everyone though I never meet someone who said they hate any types of music in my life. 
          I know that there are thousand genres of music and it is impossible to pin down which genre dominates or considered the “best type” of music. However, it is pretty sad to look at the mainstream pop artists and the entirely music culture nowadays in the US. The Billboard Ranking was occupied by the mainstream pop music of Cardi B or Justin Bieber. It belongs entirely to the preferences of individual about the music he listens and there is not absolute right to judge it. However, I believe that there is an  abstract value of  music that is unseen to the naked eyes. To me, listening to a song does not literally serve with the entertaining purpose but it is kind of like a “food” you eat. Different songs bring you different emotions, feelings, memories, sensations,…etc so it is important to pay attention and be selective to what kind of music you want to incorporate to your life or just everyday routine. 
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so, uh, @outervvorlds​ posted an Outer Worlds Ask Meme for everyone’s captains and since i am a menace, stuck at home with a broken foot with nothing better to do, i did the whole damn thing myself so uhhhh here
Basics! Name, age, personality, etc. What do they look like? Are they a new or old oc?
Her name is Izumi Tanaka, but she goes by Izzy in this universe. She’s a 26 year old diva and flirt from a bad past on earth. She likes to make the joke that she likes “looking like a prostitute, but the nice ones, the ones you have to call a number for”. She’s mixed race, mostly Japanese but also African, German, and many other things. She’s a lightskin WOC with green eyes, long wavy black hair, and a shit ton of freckles. She’s very conventionally attractive(high cheekbones, tiny nose, large lips, almond shaped eyes) and she uses it to her advantage at every opportunity. She is an old OC from One Piece!
What are their attributes, perks, and flaws?
No flaws yet as of my current playthrough with her, but she’s very speech-oriented. She has a high Charm and Temperament, but she’s also skilled in melee, particularly two-handed, as well as being a talented engineer. She sucks at sneak, which is hilarious bc she’s also a chronic kleptomaniac.
What do they believe in?
She comes across as very critical of any particular ideology, but when she’s drunk it becomes more apparent that she just asks a lot of questions bc she wants to know everything before committing to something. Doesn’t stop her from siding with Dr. Welles with no information, since he did something for her by waking her up from hibernation.
How did they react to becoming Captain of the Unreliable? Are they much of a leader?
She was mostly just excited to have a ship. She originally intended to just run a solo ship like Hawthorne had, but she also loves to have people around, being an extrovert. She is flying by the seat of her pants when it comes to leadership, but so far bc of her extensive ability to bullshit her way through everything, she seems to be taking the role well.
What was their life like before being iced?
She grew up in a community similar to Byzantium - rich, snobby, and seedy. She was abused by her parents, and given to other high-society types by them to abuse for more money. She eventually snapped and killed her family and set their mansion ablaze to hide the evidence. As she was still a minor at the time and had no other living relatives, she was sent to an orphanage where she met her life-long friend Corona Nova(another imported One Piece OC of mine!), also known as Coco. The two eventually left to look for Coco’s missing younger sister, and became homeless. Izzy developed a drug problem and turned to merc work, partially for drug money and partially to kill the rest of those who’d abused her as a child. When the last one died, not by her hand but of old age, she had a come to jesus moment and got clean from drugs. She also discovered she had a love of mechanical engineering, getting a job at a local shop. It was there that she met Killer, a man she’d eventually end up in a “relationship” with; they weren’t exclusive, but they would actively discourage each other from being with anyone else. While she was working out how to love someone like a normal human being, he was killed. She never dated after him, and several years later, she signed onto the Hope after being tired of life on earth.
Did they have any family before becoming Captain? Do they think their crew as family? 
She had found family in Coco and Calli, a mutual friend of all of theirs who was a occult practitioner named Sai, Killer, as well as her mercenary crew. At first she keeps the Unreliable crew at a friendly but extensive arm’s length, but by the end of it all she ends up considering the crew a family.
What’s their fighting style? Who do they bring along?
She is a SUCKER for 2-handed melee, especially hammers. ESPECIALLY the Prismatic Hammer. She’s also decent at sniping, but she sucks at stealth so she’s not a sneaky sniper. She always has Felix with her, and then it’s usually between Max and Nyoka.
Is Spacer’s Choice their only choice? What do they think of the corporations? She fucking hates the corporations, but tries to be nice to pretty much everyone she meets who’s not a direct Board pawn. She ends up being well liked by most people controlled by the corporations, which tends to give her an unwantedly high reputation with them.
What do they think of the factions? Are they liked or disliked by any? By the end of the story, she’s liked by most factions except the Board and the corps. She’s revered by the Groundbreaker, most of Monarch, and pretty much everywhere except Byzantium folk.
What’s their favourite place in Halcyon? Least favourite? Favorite place is Monarch and anywhere on Terra 2 except Byzantium. She fucking despises Byzantium, it reminds her of her childhood.
Do they have a favourite alien creature? She dislikes most of them, since they mostly want to eat her. She thinks sprats are cute but isn’t above killing them to get their pelts for money.
Did they save The Hope?
She did, and even though she cried over it, she took all of the whatever the fuck its called that Phineas has you steal from Byzantium to save them. She hated that she had to kill all those innocent people, but she knew they were already dead since the Board didn’t have any plans to wake them, and didn’t know how besides. It still did a number on her, though.
What do they want to do afterwards? - but do they get a happy ending? Her original reasoning for getting on board the Hope was to get as far away from “civilized” society as possible, and make a private life for herself. But by the end, all she wants is to continue to help people with Felix, which she does. She’s finally happy and at peace with her past, so I’d say she got a happy ending.
What do they think of the companions? Friendships, crushes, dislikes, etc. She loves all her companions like family by the end, but she did not care for Ellie in the beginning, and she was very wary of Max, mostly bc his drive to complete his goal, no matter the cost, which reminds her of herself in the thick of her personal revenge against her abusers. She found Parvati to be sweet if naive, but she really fell into favor with Nyoka and Felix, and Max after his drug trip. She’s head over heels for Felix, and ends up with him after her kidnapping on Monarch.
How do the companion quests go? She sets Parvati up with Junlei, helps Max become a Philosophist, helps Ellie get back at her parents. She cries with Nyoka over finding out her merc crew left the rest of them behind, and she doesn’t trust Clyde from the beginning, with the way he treats Felix. She doesn’t chastise him for being too trusting though.
What’s their love language? She’s pretty unsure of this herself, being that she’s never been in a normal, stable relationship, but she knows she loves to get gifts for her loved ones. She gets all of the crew anything they ever want. She also just loves to spend time with her loved ones, even just being in the same room doing separate things makes her happy.
Are they in a relationship? Do they want to be? She ends up in a relationship with Felix by the end. She’s always joked that she’s allergic to commitment, but she finds herself wanting to spend all of her free time with Felix, and even though she’s naturally a cuddly person, she’s extra-cuddly with him. She ends up realizing “oh shit, i like him way more than i intended to” at some point during her trip.
How to win them over? She’s more motivated by fun experiences and flattery than money, although she does like having bits for buying as much booze and cigs as she wants. Romantically, she enjoys people with a sense of humor, but who can be real. She loves Felix bc he’s 100% authentic at all times, says and does exactly what he wants… And because she loves how dumb he acts/is.
How to break their heart?
It’s very rare for her to let someone get under her skin long enough to break her heart, but she’s been fighting all her life to prove to herself that even though she’s a murderer, she is still a good person, so someone telling her otherwise stings pretty bad.
How did those cows get onto their ship?? She ordered them for their wool. She’s very into fashion but HATES spacer fashion, so she tried her hand to shear their wool and spin it and make something out of it. Results haven’t been good but she keeps trying.
A song that reminds you of them, Bad at Love by Halsey is a big one, I by Kendrick Lamar, I Like It and Be Careful by Cardi B. Any big party banger type song too, Izzy’s a party animal.
Three random facts about them.
-she’s a crazy chain smoker. She steals cigarettes more often than anything else, save for ship decorations. -she had a really shitty punk band on earth. The crew manages to recover some audio recordings(long story, it’ll be in the fic). Felix is the only one who enjoys it. Parvati tries to say something nice. Everyone else gives her all the shit for it. -if given the choice, she would never wear a proper shirt. She loves to have her midriff showing. In the fic, she finds a cache of her old shit that Coco brought along on the Groundbreaker, and Izumi cries when she finds out that Coco put all her old favorite clothing articles in it. (Felix is very happy, as most of the outfits are skimpy)
and as a bonus, here’s a picture of Izzy, done by a friend of mine! obviously probably not something she’d wear in space though, lmao
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strayology · 5 years ago
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About me Tag~
so I was tagged by my fave lovelies @jinniesmeow @staytion-nine @hwanginthere @pikachulein to do this tag,, thank you guys so much for tagging me,, I love you all so mooch 💕💕💕
(soooooo apparently there’s like 2 different tags in this?? i’m a little lost so I just took kachu’s format :’))
name: Yumi !!
nickname: mimi, yumoomoo, yumingles, panda, etc,, honestly just ask zariah she has a list of my nicknames 😂
gender: female
sexuality: bi...? but i’m more leaning towards guys for now
zodiac sign: scorpio
height: 95-97% of a changbin (5’3”/162cm :’))
where I’m from: the united states
hogwarts house: slytherin
last thing i googled: “how to make hanging indent” (I was trying to do my essay lol)
fave musicians: I have quite a lot,, obviously for kpop I stan a lot of groups and my ults are got7, seventeen, and stray kids. and for american artists I really like Ariana Grande and Cardi B and BlackBear. for chinese artists I really like GEM and Angela Zhang, I just remember growing up i’ve always liked them
fave song: oh gosh this one is a hard one too because my fave song changes every moment,, but as of right now my fave song is Dont Need Your Love - NCT Dream. i’m obsessed with that song ever since I saw the MV yesterday, it’s such a good song :’)) and all my boys wOW
last song i listened to: Drunk on You - Jus2
song stuck in my head rn: as of right now none anymore,, because my school just had a fire drill but the announcements never made any news telling us it was a drill so we were all panicking (but we are all good now :’)
followers: the last milestone I hit was 300,, sooo somewhere around there 👀
following: 208
amount of sleep: on school days around 6 hours,, and on weekends probably around 8-ish
lucky number: I don’t really have one?? if I have to pick one I guess it’s 7??
favourite animals: red pandas
what am i wearing: a black dress with “harnesses” on it (it’s like a design on the dress) from hot topic, combat boots from yesstyle, and hoop earrings
dream job: being a web designer or anything dealing with computer science, or being a translator/interpreter
dream trip: there’s a lot of places I wanna visit in east asia, which i’m trying to plan a trip doing that next year after I graduate. the trip is gonna consist of china, hong kong, taiwan, korea, and hopefully japan and thailand as well
but I guess traveling to different countries is hecking expensive so I might just want to visit different cities in china since technically I grew up in china for 8 years but never been out of my city lol
instruments: I played the flute for around 8 years so technically I can play the piccolo too???
fave food: CHICKEN OF ANY TYPE,, but I also really like eggs and noodles
languages: i’m “fluent” in mandarin chinese and english, and i learned spanish for 3 years in school (and i’m continuing it next year), i’m also trying to learn korean, japanese, and french by myself
aesthetic: well I kinda have 2 types of aesthetics,,
cool girl crush concept: combat boots, street lights, adventures in ungodly hours in night, bold makeup (especially red lips), lollipop sticks (because we don’t smoke in this house 😤) and mostly dark or black outfits
soft fluffy concept: pinkish makeup, bright colored skirts and dresses, hair accessories (hair clips), white shoes, simple, clean colors
(oh wait was this asking about my fave aesthetic or my own style aesthetics lololololol,, I just described my own style and as you can see I like girl crush more because I have so much more to say lol)
when/why this account was created: so I remember it was like december fo 2012, I stumbled across tumblr by accident because I was trying to create accounts for instagram and kik (damn this is REAL back in the days) but I found the official tumblr for one of the social media’s and I thought that was the app itself. so I made a account and realized something wasn’t right so I never used it again till around 2016
random fact: I failed my drivers test in april 😂
i’ll tag @jxsng @hwangwhatjin @4minhos @seonneoguli @xiaocity and anyone who would like to do this! of course you’re not obligated to do this if you don’t want to or if you’ve done it already
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caveatauditor · 6 years ago
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Best singles of 2018
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As long as I can find inane novelty songs to play on loop a billion times, there is hope in the world.
1. Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin, “I Like It”
The problem with Invasion of Privacy, Cardi B’s whirlwind tour of every current hip-hop radio style, is that she’s simply better at some styles than others--fewer Chance duets, more Latin trap, please! She peaks with “I Like It”, a trap-salsa monster that earned its coronation as song of the summer; it was a pleasure to hear, overhear, and over-hear everywhere. By sampling Pete Rodriguez’s old-school boogaloo hit, she and her Spanglophone buddies imagine a diaspora-wide block party that stretches across dimensions of space and time. When the snare drum imitates the dizzy spin of the salsa horn (initially, at 0:07), “I Like It” demonstrates that certain rhythms can cross instrumental, stylistic, and cultural boundaries. Globalization is scary but genre-fucking is fantastic.
2. Rae Sremmurd & Juicy J, “Powerglide”
While the blankly pretty Swae Lee murmurs through his boyish Auto-Tune filter, Mike Will fashions a smooth, acrobatic beat, replete with key changes. The synthesized strings evoke a slow-motion car chase in the rain, parkour at night, an ideal of perfect stylized motion. It takes years of practice to achieve such athletic precision. 
3. Doja Cat, “Mooo!”
To claim “Bitch I’m a cow/bitch I’m a cow/I’m not a cat, I don’t say meow” is to express a desire for one figurative sexual boast to replace another in hip-hop’s complex metaphor system, and the laid-back neosoul beat suits Doja Cat’s insouciance. 
4. iLoveFriday, “Mia Khalifa”
Here’s the backstory behind this: a fake Twitter account impersonating Mia Khalifa, the retired porn star, dissed Smoke Hijabi, one half of the emo-rap duo iLoveFriday, previously best known for their successful vlog series. Unaware that the account did not represent the real Mia Khalifa, she and Auto-Tuned moaner Xeno Carr recorded a diss track in which they accuse her of various obscenities, although none as egregious as the needling whine of their voices. The amateurish flatness of Smoke Hijabi’s delivery in the second verse was the most obnoxious and glorious noise I heard all year. When people talk about the radical potential of the internet to change life and art, this is what they mean.
5. Fromis_9, “Love Bomb”
The plinky arpeggios, the sampled vocal sputter, the candied synth confetti, the constantly accelerating drum machine, and the giant chorus zooming irrepressibly into the sky render the kind of rush that is immediate and visceral. I aspire to have feelings as intense as those evidently experienced by Korean girl-group singers. Infatuation--who are you?
6. Khalid, Ty Dolla $ign & 6lack, “OTW”
Internet acronyms in pop songs imply distance, from Kelela’s “LMK” to Khalid’s “OTW”. The abstraction of language suggests an underlying anxiety about communication, especially when mediated by virtual/digital reality; the feints and dodges that proliferate when two people are trying to figure out what the other is thinking, already an essential pop subject, are thus heightened by yet another layer of technological distance. “OTW” is a musical rendition of Zeno’s paradox, a car song that doubles as a communication song: Khalid promises, in his sweet murmured baritone, that he’s on the way, but he never arrives, as the song keeps him frozen in perpetual transition. The bouncy shimmery beat mirrors the melancholy in his voice and the smoothness of his ride, as he roams the city looking for his beloved in the streetlights. If they don’t connect, it’s okay--he likes to drive.
7. DJ Snake, Cardi B, Ozuna & Selena Gomez, “Taki Taki”
In the eight or so years that he’s been a pop presence, I’ve seen no evidence that DJ Snake is a real person, rather than the anthropomorphized EDM zeitgeist--he’s gone from stupid headbanger drops to diluted reggaeton to moist trophouse gush as if engaged in the Billboard Hot 100 equivalent of insider trading. Now he’s apparently a Latin trap producer. Cool! “Taki Taki” kicks into gear with a whistled synth hook so pleasurably and painfully squeaky you long for it to repeat throughout the entire song, and indeed it does, as the cadre of stars, brought together by a shared fondness for harsh synthesizers, compete to outswagger each other. Each hears the hook and imagines a different song--Ozuna’s is lithe and chirpy, Cardi’s jumpy and aggressive, Selena’s whispered and sensual. The sum of such parts is a multivalent contraption that unites and celebrates a plethora of sensibilities. Ozuna is the glue, but Cardi is the firebomb.
8. Karol G, “Mi Cama”
Bed spring sound effects were apparently a thing this year--Karol G’s “Mi Cama” and EXO’s “Tempo” were two excellent pop hits in which creaky beds give the singers away, recorded on opposite sides of the globe. While the pingponging keyboards that accompany the creaking in “Mi Cama” are supposed to be erotic, they also sound creepy, like music that might play when a bunch of cackling munchkins in clown makeup scare you in a haunted house. I’ve hummed this song in nightmares.
9. Kylie Minogue, “Stop Me From Falling”
Kylie Minogue does country-disco right because she understands that all the best country-disco hits elongate the English high back rounded vowel. It’s quite simply the best vowel to belt, to exclaim, to sing along with (imagine if Taylor Swift had instead been twenty-threeeeeeee-eeee-eeee). “Stop me from falling,” she begs, but it’s too late, the soaring chorus has already taken off: the sweetly inevitable “for youuuuuuuuu,” over rosy keyboards and synthetic banjo. In a year when much of the best country cultivated a sense of displacement, of being a sparrow uprooted from the nest, I treasured Kylie’s playful crossover moves for the tension between traditionalism and novelty.
10. Da Pump, “USA”
Here’s the backstory behind this: an aging Japanese boy band, not having recorded for four years, decided to score a modest comeback single by covering an obscure Italian Eurobeat song from 1992, and were promptly shocked when the song became a massive hit and the song of the summer in Japan. They should have known better: you can’t just release a song with the hook “Come on baby, America”, punctuated by skittering retro synthesizers and braggadocious chants of “USA! USA!”, and expect people not to notice, now can you?
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onestowatch · 6 years ago
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Tropicália Fest 2018: 10 Ones to Catch
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What are two of the best things in the world? World peace and universal health care, you say? Close, but no cigar. The answer we were looking for is live music and tacos. And now you may be asking yourself, “At what paradise on Earth could I find such a heavenly combination?” Tropicália, that’s where. The annual music and taco festival will be returning to Queen Mary Park in Long Beach, California this November 3 and 4 for a two-day celebration of tacos and great music.
Headed by the likes of sadboy indie-rock legend Morrissey, the definitive star of 2018, Cardi B, as well as Mazzy Star, Kali Uchis, and Mac Demarco, Tropicália Fest is a cavalcade of not-to-miss acts this year. Yet, there is still so much more to discover and see, as the undercard consists of some of the best rising acts we’ve seen in quite some time. 
So, grab an al pastor (or jackfruit if you’re a vegetarian) taco and follow our playlist to discover some of the best Tropicália has to offer.
The Marías
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Los Angeles’ The Marías has raised comparisons to everything from sex in the ‘70s and if silky smooth velvet were to be given sonic form. The five-piece band pulls from a range of timeless musical traditions, from jazz percussion, mesmerizing guitar riffs, to lounge jazz vocals that switch between English and Spanish, to give them a sound that is all their own. The otherworldly blend of jazz, psychedelia, funk, and dream pop aesthetics is an experience not-to-be-missed at Tropicália or throughout the remainder of The Marías fall tour.
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Phum Viphurit
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If you’ve listened to music on YouTube in the past odd year, chances are you’ve been recommended the wonderful music video “Lover Boy.” The delightfully charming song and music video is courtesy of Thailand-born, New Zealand-raised Phum Viphhurit who is poised to be a new shimmering voice in the growing landscape of anti-pop. And while “Lover Boy” would be reason enough to see Viphurit, he also has plenty of similarly enchanting material to pull from thanks to his debut release Manchild and an infectious remix of “Lover Boy” with Higher Brothers and 88rising, aptly titled “Lover Boy 88.”
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Yellow Days
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The consistently impressive British crooner first earned comparisons to the likes of King Krule when he entered the music scene with a soulful-take on indie rock, and it’s easy to see why. Both artists are far talented beyond their years and seem to exist in a musical realm separate from any of their supposed cohorts. However, as Yellow Days continues to evolve and master his craft, he similarly outgrows such past comparisons. His latest, “How Can I Love You?” is a blues-inspired indie dream that officially put him on his own plane entirely.
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Still Woozy
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Finding his start in a garage/studio in Oakland, California, Still Woozy is the definition of a self-made artist. The Oakland native blends acoustic and electronic elements for a listening experience that is equal parts dance-inducing, intimate, and undeniably addictive. And while he may only have a handful of singles to his name, the modest collection serves as more than enough reason to see Still Woozy. Not only has he proven himself over the course of a few singles, including the standout “Goodie Bag,” but Tropicália will be one of the first places to hear new material.
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Kero Kero Bonito
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Kero Kero Bonito’s most popular song to date is titled “Flamingo,” and its main subject matter is well... flamingos and shrimps. What we’re trying to say here is that Kero Kero Bonito is a wondrously fun band that you need to catch live at least once in your life. Formed on the Internet and taking influence from Japanese tween pop and UK electronica, the eclectic band has become a cult sensation. Couple an expansive and varied discography with their recently released sophomore album Time ‘n’ Place, and you have a band that will have you jumping up and down like you’re on a trampoline.
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Gus Dapperton
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New York artist Gus Dapperton won a songwriting contest in eighth grade. This may or may not have been the catalyst to him becoming one of the most fascinating figures in the world of bedroom pop. Whatever the reason may be, it’s apparent that Dapperton is a bedroom pop star in the making. His ingenious songwriting style, showcased in songs like “Prune, You Talk Funny,” “I’m Just Snacking,” and the more recent “World Class Cinema,” has led him to the forefront of the indie world. Throw this in with a quirky visual aesthetic that has been featured Vogue, and you have yourself a different pop star altogether.
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Mild High Club
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Psychedelic pop outfit Mild High Club makes the sort of music that would score an easygoing daydream. Over the course of two phenomenal albums, 2015’s Timeline and 2016’s Skiptracing, the Los Angeles band will take you by hand through their lush, meticulously-crafted worlds. And while the band has more than enough material to pull from to fill a perfect sun-soaked set, we’re guessing that the band will be unveiling some new material this time around. So, whether it’s for old or new material, you can catch us front-and-center vibing out to the mellow sounds of Mild High Club.  
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Triathalon
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New York-based bedroom pop outfit Triathalon has an effortlessly laidback sound that we simply can’t wait to see live. The band’s distinctly dream sound and warped instrumentals completed by modern R&B elements and velvety-smooth vocals is near-impossible to not lose yourself in. To personify Triathalon’s music, it would be the feeling you get when you’re sitting fully content at a fairly empty beach and the sound of the waves drift you off to some magical, newfound shore. What we’re trying to say is, Triathalon is a band you need to catch at Tropicália or during their ongoing tour with The Marías. 
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Omar Apollo
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Hailing from the Midwest, proudly Mexican, and carrying with him an otherworldly sound, we have rising bedroom pop phenomenon Omar Apollo. The multi-dimensional artist showcases his vast range in the musical dichotomies her forms throughout in his spellbinding tracks, pairing softly sung vocals in one line and delving into rap in the next. Apollo’s clear talent for musical diversity can be found throughout his debut EP Stereo and in his notable live show, which has led to near-constant sell-outs. This is a DIY artist doing it all.  
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Empress Of
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Honduran-American vocalist and songwriter Empress Of crafts empowering and introspective electropop that demonstrates her remarkable vocal acrobatics. First releasing her debut album Me in 2015, the past few years have been sadly empty of a major Empress Of release -- well, was true up until earlier this year. 2018 saw the release of Us, the artist’s highly-anticipated sophomore effort. The new material serves as an arresting reintroduction to Empress Of and her highly spontaneous and danceable sound. And there’s a certain place you can catch all the new material live first. You guessed it, Tropicália.  
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2017 Year End Music List
Hello and welcome to another installment of my annual album/song of the year lists. It was a rough year! Thank you for reading I love you so much.
20. Fleet Foxes - Crack-Up
I never liked Fleet Foxes. I always thought they were the product of an NPR think tank (just like Wilco or Neko Case). But I gave this album a shot and it really did it for me. The music is just so lush! My only issue with it is that you kind of have to give this album your undivided attention and listen to soak in all of the details. You can also file this one under “albums that sound like their cover art”
19. Colin Stetson - All This I Do For Glory
Every release from Colin Stetson is remarkable in it’s virtuosity and sheer innovation. No other artist on this planet can do what he does with just a saxophone. However, since Vol 2: Judges his work has been a lot of the same. It might just be me, but I felt like this release changed up his formula just enough to make this some of his best music yet.
18. Blanck Mass - World Eater
I think any album by a member of Fuck Buttons has a certain loudness requirement it has to meet to be considered as part of their body of work. While I don’t think they’ll ever match the pulsing wall of buzzsaw distortion that was Street Horrrsing, this album takes me to that same musical realm.
17. Jlin - Black Origami
THIS ALBUM IS BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY. It sounds like the drumline from the movie Drumline and a West African drum circle playing together but they’re both are performing on computer instruments. These songs absolutely refuse to be background music. There were moments on here that left me with my jaw dropped, just staring at the speakers because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
16. Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory
Big Fish Theory is a great example of an album where the risks pay off and Vince Staples feels like the only rapper capable of putting it together. The production is pretty out there and not only does Staples make it work, he makes himself at home in it. Even with producers like SOPHIE (if you had told me even a year ago that I would hear Kendrick Lamar rap over a SOPHIE beat I would have called you crazy), this album is West Coast to it’s core.
15. (Sandy) Alex G - Rocket
This album is honestly kind of a mixed bag, but the good songs are great and led me to listen to listen to other a lot of older Alex G. So I figured it was worth including in this list. To me, his music falls into the space somewhere between This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About and Either/Or.
14. Mastodon - Emperor of Sand
Since no one else is saying I’ll go ahead and say it: Mastodon is STILL COOL and this is by far their best album since Crack the Skye
13. Ross from Friends - You’ll Understand/Don’t Sleep, There Are Snakes
Lo-fi house gets a bad rep because it’s bandcamp music made by enigmatic producers with funny names and is basically just an offshoot of vaporwave. That being said, lo-fi house is at the very least more functional than straight up vaporwave music and honestly…what’s wrong with funny names? 
12. Sheer Mag - Need to Feel Your Love
I love this band. They make such PERFECT and AUTHENTIC sounding 70′s rock. Do you remember The Darkness??? I liked The Darkness when I was A Teen but you could always tell that they were copying from someone else’s playbook. With Sheer Mag, I feel like you could put their music on a playlist right next to a Thin Lizzy song and no one would think anything of it.
11. Thundercat - Drunk
To me, this is Thundercat finally hitting his stride. The shorter songs suit him well and keep the album from getting stale. A lot of artists this year tried to capture the essence what it’s like to live in such buck wild times and a lot of them fell flat . This album captures that essence without even trying.
10. Visible Cloaks - Reassemblage
You know how you go back to look at the music you listened to the most over the past year and it’s like...what is this album I listened to like 100 times apparently? And it’s that album you would always play while riding public transit to help you relax and zone out? That’s what this album is and it’s really good
9. Power Trip - Nightmare Logic
Easily my favorite metal album in years. Not a moment of filler. This is music to punch people in the face to. 
8. Kelela - Take Me Apart
After seeing Kelela play the side stages at virtually every festival I’ve been to in the last four years I am really happy to see her blowing up from this release. The central theme of this album of yourself apart and putting yourself back together after losing someone hit EXCRUCIATINGLY close to home for me this year. 
7.  Charli XCX - Pop 2
Turning her back on the Iggy Azalea paycheck money to work with a set of producers who make music that sounds like you’ve wound up on the WRONG part of the internet solidifies Charli XCX as one of the realest artists working in pop music today.
6. Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
This album is the last nail in the coffin of every rapper that is not Kendrick Lamar. It solidifies him as the peerless, undisputed heavyweight champion of rap music (honestly…the second half of “DNA” alone accomplishes this). It’s been such a gift to watch Kendrick make his way to the top.The only thing that worries me is that now that he’s at the top where can he go from here?
5. Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
One of the most gut-wrenchingly sad albums I have ever heard. What sets this apart from other albums about death is the specificity. It is an unadorned look into what someone goes through when someone they love dies. I think I’ve been able to make through the album start to finish a total of two times
4. Fever Ray - Plunge
What makes this album great is that it carries the same political themes brought forth on The Knife’s last album into a more refined and structured space without it sounding any less bizarre. No other lyric better summarizes the current global political climate than “THIS COUNTRY MAKES IT HARD TO FUCK”
3. St. Vincent - MASSEDUCTION 
I wouldn’t say that it’s St. Vincent’s best work by any means. However, there’s a handful of songs on here that just fucking GET to me. A lot of people seem to view MASSEDUCTION as this fun and sexy album but to me it’s just overwhelmingly sad. Yes there are some fun latex BDSM moments here, but they exist in the context of an album about loss and addiction. I don’t think I’ve ever cried at a concert as hard as I did when I heard this album performed live.
2. JAY-Z - 4:44 
This is one of the best albums of Jay-Z’s entire career. The real hero of this album, however, is No I.D.’s production. The "doing everything as big as possible” sound of Jay-Z’s other recent work only seemed to make him sound older. On this album, over slower more soulful beats, he sounds more in his element than he has in years. Jay-Z if you are reading this I do NOT forgive you
1. SZA - Ctrl 
If I could give AOTY specifically to the line “why you bother me when you know you don’t want me” I would. I connected so much with the loneliness and the uncertainty and the self doubt that lives at the heart of so much of this music. This is one of those albums that I will carry with me forever because it will remind me of a specific part of my life that was bad. And I’ll go back to listen to it later and I’ll be brought back to that time but I’ll miss it for some reason. Does this happen to anyone else? There’s a lot of music that takes me back to specific BAD moments in my life and makes me miss those moments. Hopefully that is normal.
Songs of the Year:
Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
(Sandy) Alex G - Bobby
Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut To The Feeling
Anamanaguchi - Miku (NES Version)
The War On Drugs - Thinking Of A Place
The National - The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness
Gorillaz - Hallelujah Money (ft. Benjamin Clementine)
Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
Japanese Breakfast - Road Head
King Krule - Dum Surfer
Lorde - Green Light
Kelly Lee Owens - More Than a Woman (Aaliyah Cover)
Radiohead - I Promise
Payboi Carti - Magnolia
Lizzo - Truth Hurts
Thundercat - Show You The Way (ft. Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald
N.E.R.D. - Lemon (ft. Rihanna)
yaeji - raingurl
Arca - Piel
Calvin Harris - Slide (ft. Frank Ocean and Migos)
(2017 Overall Playlist) 
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Dog Whistle
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There’s been an influx of cast turnovers in animated shows lately over race. Apparently, characters portrayed as people of color who are voiced by white actors, are quitting in droves and i find this sh*t to be ridiculous. Jenny Slate pulled out of Big Mouth where she portrays the biracial Missy. Miss is half black and half white, both are accepts aspects of who she is. Slate is white. Why can’t Slate voice this character but the SJW rules pr whatever? Kristen Bell is in the exact same position, though, she has her own, purple colored problems. Ma’s heart is in the right place but she seems to be going about it in the worst way lately. The creator of Bojack Horseman even refereed to his casting of Alison Brie as the Vietnamese, Diane Ngyuen. That’s bonkers to me! Brie was exceptional in that role and Diane is one of the best characters on the entire show. So much of that passion and humanity was imbued by Brie’s performance but, because some thumb-sucking, armchair activists, are upset that the Asian-coded cartoon they watch has a white woman voicing them, it’s a problem? Get the f*ck out of here.
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Look, casting white voice actors for non-white parts, isn't racist. It's not. Stop it. You're not seeing them onscreen, just hearing them. This is not the same thing as whitewashing a character on film where everyone can actually connect a real face to events. This is not the same as blackface. This ain’t a mistral show. This ain’t Emma Stone in Aloha or Jenette Goldstein in Aliens or Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell. That last one, i'm not even sure is a big deal to begin with anyway. Sure, i think it’s f*cked up Johansson is the Major in the eyes of the US. You know who doesn’t? The director of the anime. The people of Japan. They don’t care. They laugh at all of this PC bullsh*t. They were just happen that Johansson, an actor of renown, got to portray the role. If the people who created the property are okay with the change, why are we so goddamn upset? It’s stupid. It’s even more absurd to me when all you’re using is the actor’s voice. The quality, cadence, and detail of the voice are what take precedent. The character being voiced ain't even real, man. Sure, it's cute to have a black person portray a black coded character, but it shouldn't be a goddamn requirement. It shouldn’t be a point of controversy. The character you created has a very, specific identity; One that you, as the master craftsman of this entire universe, forge. That includes what they sound like. Why the f*ck should you have to alter your vision just because it’s not “socially acceptable?”
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If you are worth your weight as an artist, as a creator, you wouldn't compromise your vision over something so goddamn trivial. I am a creator. I write and draw. I build worlds. Hopefully, in the next few years, i can share some of them with you all. That said, If I have to choose between Cardi B giving my ethnic coded, femme fatale character life, over Scarlett Johansson because some wuss sees that as problematic casting, then I'm about to be real problematic. Scarlett has one of the greatest voices in the entire history of Hollywood. There's no way I don’t jump at that opportunity. Plus, she’s a consummate professional. Her talent outstrips a great many other options, Cardi B being one of them. I’m not about to crippled the essence of my character just because you think the actor chosen to portray them, has to match the skin tone with which i literally chose to color them. That’s how unstable the grounds for this argument are. It’s literally based on artistic discretion. If i decided to color my Femme Fatale white instead of black, on a him, technically there wouldn’t be a problem. For you. But i would have betrayed everything i put into her by doing that. Scarlett’s voice would have been a part of who she is. It would have been the striking quality you remember most about her. Maybe her dope appearance but definitely them sultry vocals, too. That’s how animation works.
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Where are the pitchforks for Grey DeLisle portraying Azula; An Asian coded, very possibly Japanese inspired, character from Avatar? That entire f*cking show is held in the highest regard for it’s diversity but, by these ridiculous new rules and outrage triggers, it would technically be the most problematic show on television because of all the whitewashing. I love Avatar. Just finished watching the entire f*cking show for the third time, last week. It’s spectacular. Great characters, dope lore, unique vision. It’s near perfect television. I hate the fact people call it anime, it’s not, but other than that, outstanding. Not one white person in sight, but a ton of them heard. Where is the ire for Aang and his misadventures? Why not go the other way? Phil LaMarr has voiced a ton of characters in his long ass career, one of them Samurai Jack. Phil LaMarr is not a Samurai. He is not of Japanese descent. He’s as v\black as i am. Why has no one canceled him for his audacity in portraying what can only be described as  a character with the basest of Asian characteristics? Hell, how is the Samurai Jack character, not offensive unto itself? Because they’re f*cking cartoons.
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If we, as a society, have decided to tumble down this stupid f*cking rabbit hole, where does it end? Why is no one upset that Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Matthew Broderick, both white boys, voiced Simba in the Lion King? That entire movie takes place in Africa. Those two cats are decidedly not African. What about Mulan? That Ming-Na Wen casting was inspired but what about Mushu? I man, the name Mushu is a problem for another day but guess who ain’t Chinese? Eddie f*cking Murphy! No one is out here coming for his career over that sh*t, whatever is left of it anyway. I’ll do you one better. F*cking Trap Jaw from He-Man. That motherf*cker is a blue cyborg with a green, necrotic, face. Who gets to portray that character? Is it anyone because he’s a Frankenstein monster or is it because he’s more fantastical than, say, Kidagakesh? What about Bonnibel Bubblegum, Jake the Dog, Marceline Abadeer, B-Mo, or Lumpy Space Princess? What about Panthro from Thundercats or Jazz and Blaster from Transformers? Who gets to voice Piccolo from Dragon Ball? Freezer? Cell? Buu? Yoruichi from BLEACH? Mirko from HeroAca? Any localization roles from all goddamn anime, ever?? Does it actually f*cking matter who voices any character, ever? F*cking no! The only thing that matters is the voice actually fits the character, regardless of their skin color. I can definitely keep going but i think my point is made. This sh*t is stupid. Getting upset over actual f*cking cartoons, drawings created by a person with a singular vision, is the dumbest sh*t i have ever heard in my entire life. Appreciate the art. Immerse within the journey presented by the guiding narrative. Stop getting tied up in your irrelevant opinion and performative indignation. Let creators, create, free from your superficial concern, fickle ass expectation, and transparent, agenda driven, dog whistles. Just enjoy the ride.
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Dog Whistle
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There’s been an influx of cast turnovers in animated shows lately over race. Apparently, characters portrayed as people of color who are voiced by white actors, are quitting in droves and i find this sh*t to be ridiculous. Jenny Slate pulled out of Big Mouth where she portrays the biracial Missy. Miss is half black and half white, both are accepts aspects of who she is. Slate is white. Why can’t Slate voice this character but the SJW rules pr whatever? Kristen Bell is in the exact same position, though, she has her own, purple colored problems. Ma’s heart is in the right place but she seems to be going about it in the worst way lately. The creator of Bojack Horseman even refereed to his casting of Alison Brie as the Vietnamese, Diane Ngyuen. That’s bonkers to me! Brie was exceptional in that role and Diane is one of the best characters on the entire show. So much of that passion and humanity was imbued by Brie’s performance but, because some thumb-sucking, armchair activists, are upset that the Asian-coded cartoon they watch has a white woman voicing them, it’s a problem? Get the f*ck out of here.
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Look, casting white voice actors for non-white parts, isn't racist. It's not. Stop it. You're not seeing them onscreen, just hearing them. This is not the same thing as whitewashing a character on film where everyone can actually connect a real face to events. This is not the same as blackface. This ain’t a mistral show. This ain’t Emma Stone in Aloha or Jenette Goldstein in Aliens or Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell. That last one, i'm not even sure is a big deal to begin with anyway. Sure, i think it’s f*cked up Johansson is the Major in the eyes of the US. You know who doesn’t? The director of the anime. The people of Japan. They don’t care. They laugh at all of this PC bullsh*t. They were just happen that Johansson, an actor of renown, got to portray the role. If the people who created the property are okay with the change, why are we so goddamn upset? It’s stupid. It’s even more absurd to me when all you’re using is the actor’s voice. The quality, cadence, and detail of the voice are what take precedent. The character being voiced ain't even real, man. Sure, it's cute to have a black person portray a black coded character, but it shouldn't be a goddamn requirement. It shouldn’t be a point of controversy. The character you created has a very, specific identity; One that you, as the master craftsman of this entire universe, forge. That includes what they sound like. Why the f*ck should you have to alter your vision just because it’s not “socially acceptable?”
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If you are worth your weight as an artist, as a creator, you wouldn't compromise your vision over something so goddamn trivial. I am a creator. I write and draw. I build worlds. Hopefully, in the next few years, i can share some of them with you all. That said, If I have to choose between Cardi B giving my ethnic coded, femme fatale character life, over Scarlett Johansson because some wuss sees that as problematic casting, then I'm about to be real problematic. Scarlett has one of the greatest voices in the entire history of Hollywood. There's no way I don’t jump at that opportunity. Plus, she’s a consummate professional. Her talent outstrips a great many other options, Cardi B being one of them. I’m not about to crippled the essence of my character just because you think the actor chosen to portray them, has to match the skin tone with which i literally chose to color them. That’s how unstable the grounds for this argument are. It’s literally based on artistic discretion. If i decided to color my Femme Fatale white instead of black, on a him, technically there wouldn’t be a problem. For you. But i would have betrayed everything i put into her by doing that. Scarlett’s voice would have been a part of who she is. It would have been the striking quality you remember most about her. Maybe her dope appearance but definitely them sultry vocals, too. That’s how animation works.
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Where are the pitchforks for Grey DeLisle portraying Azula; An Asian coded, very possibly Japanese inspired, character from Avatar? That entire f*cking show is held in the highest regard for it’s diversity but, by these ridiculous new rules and outrage triggers, it would technically be the most problematic show on television because of all the whitewashing. I love Avatar. Just finished watching the entire f*cking show for the third time, last week. It’s spectacular. Great characters, dope lore, unique vision. It’s near perfect television. I hate the fact people call it anime, it’s not, but other than that, outstanding. Not one white person in sight, but a ton of them heard. Where is the ire for Aang and his misadventures? Why not go the other way? Phil LaMarr has voiced a ton of characters in his long ass career, one of them Samurai Jack. Phil LaMarr is not a Samurai. He is not of Japanese descent. He’s as v\black as i am. Why has no one canceled him for his audacity in portraying what can only be described as  a character with the basest of Asian characteristics? Hell, how is the Samurai Jack character, not offensive unto itself? Because they’re f*cking cartoons.
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If we, as a society, have decided to tumble down this stupid f*cking rabbit hole, where does it end? Why is no one upset that Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Matthew Broderick, both white boys, voiced Simba in the Lion King? That entire movie takes place in Africa. Those two cats are decidedly not African. What about Mulan? That Ming-Na Wen casting was inspired but what about Mushu? I man, the name Mushu is a problem for another day but guess who ain’t Chinese? Eddie f*cking Murphy! No one is out here coming for his career over that sh*t, whatever is left of it anyway. I’ll do you one better. F*cking Trap Jaw from He-Man. That motherf*cker is a blue cyborg with a green, necrotic, face. Who gets to portray that character? Is it anyone because he’s a Frankenstein monster or is it because he’s more fantastical than, say, Kidagakesh? What about Bonnibel Bubblegum, Jake the Dog, Marceline Abadeer, B-Mo, or Lumpy Space Princess? What about Panthro from Thundercats or Jazz and Blaster from Transformers? Who gets to voice Piccolo from Dragon Ball? Freezer? Cell? Buu? Yoruichi from BLEACH? Mirko from HeroAca? Any localization roles from all goddamn anime, ever?? Does it actually f*cking matter who voices any character, ever? F*cking no! The only thing that matters is the voice actually fits the character, regardless of their skin color. I can definitely keep going but i think my point is made. This sh*t is stupid. Getting upset over actual f*cking cartoons, drawings created by a person with a singular vision, is the dumbest sh*t i have ever heard in my entire life. Appreciate the art. Immerse within the journey presented by the guiding narrative. Stop getting tied up in your irrelevant opinion and performative indignation. Let creators, create, free from your superficial concern, fickle ass expectation, and transparent, agenda driven, dog whistles. Just enjoy the ride.
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Here's a list of 10 Pepsi Facts That Will Make You Thirsty For More. When it comes to soda drinks, Pepsi Cola is a heavy hitter. These are 10 things you didn't know about Pepsi soda. ➡️ Subscribe to BabbleTop: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg?sub_confirmation=1 Pepsi is a household name in the soda industry. Whether you are a team Pepsi or a team Coca Cola person, you recognize the label and you’ve tasted it before. Pepsi has been around for a while. But, there are some things you still might not know about it. Here are 10 Pepsi facts that will make you thirsty for more! If you enjoyed this list of 10 Pepsi facts that will make you thirsty for more, then comment: #Pepsi #Soda #Drinks TIMESTAMPS: 0:21 Pepsi was originally called “Brad’s Drink” 1:46 The First Celebrity Pepsi Endorsement 3:36 Pepsi-Cola went bankrupt 5:02 Coca-Cola nearly Acquired Pepsi-Cola 5:59 Joan Crawford and Pepsi have a Long History 8:04 Cardi B’s Super Bowl Commercial was a Political Statement 9:27 Pepsi had a Japanese Mascot 10:59 Pepsi has had a Crazy Amount of Flavors 12:47 Pepsi made it into the Soviet Union before Any Other Product 14:13 Pepsi used Skywriting to Advertise before Anyone Else Did SUMMARIES: - Pepsi was invented by a guy named Caleb Davis Bradham. A trim-looking fellow with a fashionable mustache and a big forehead. He was a druggist, or you could call him an apothecary, or as we like to say today, a pharmacist. - When Pepsi was first launched, as “Brad’s Drink” it was being sold in pharmacies. It was marketed as a product that would aid digestive issues. The drink’s slogan was: “Exhilarating, Invigorating, Aids Digestion.” - Woah… it almost sounds blasphemous having “Pepsi” and “Bankrupt” in the same sentence right? Pepsi’s current fame and stable presence on the market would never have you thinking that the drink and its owner once filed for bankruptcy, but it happened. - Once Loft Candy Co. had bought Pepsi-Cola, the Great Depression hit. Charles. G. Guth, the president of the company, tried his best to sell the drink to a very dry market. During his struggles, he was approached by Coca-Cola who offered to take the drink off of his hands. - Joan Crawford was an American actress best known for Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Sudden Fear, and Mildred Pierce. Her work in Mildred Pierce won her an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role in 1946. - When Colin Kaepernick kneeled during the anthem it caused a whole stir. At the VMA’s, Cardi B shouted: “Colin Kaepernick, as long as you kneel with us, we’ll be standing by you, baby.” When it came time for the Super Bowl to announce who would be performing during the halftime show there were some rumors that it would be Cardi B. - For those of you who saw John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight episode that talked about Chiitan and Shinjokun, you already know about Japan and their numerous mascots. If you have not seen this episode go check it out. - Over the years Pepsi has had many variations of their original product. Here is a little list of some of what the company has explored and the flavors they have tried. - In 1974 the first USSR Pepsi plant opened. It apparently made up to 160,000 bottles of Pepsi per shift. This is impressive because Pepsi’s key competitor, Coca-Cola, was not active in the Russian market at the time. - You have surely seen some kind of skywriting in your lifetime. Skywriting is the process of a small aircraft expelling smoke and flying in a pattern to create words or pictures in the sky. This craze was first used for advertising by Pepsi in 1932. ➡️ SUBSCRIBE to BabbleTop! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg?sub_confirmation=1 🥳 JOIN and become a BabbleTop member! https://www.youtube.com/babbletop/join 👕 Check out our MERCH! https://ift.tt/2xcFumO 🔥 Our Most Popular VIDEOS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOvb3ZRIwh0&list=UUX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg Top 10 Saddest McDonald's Happy Meal Toys Ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXjSIxWR9Jo&list=UUX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg&index=63 Top 10 Most Popular Secret Menu Fast Food Items https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEDoWmFKBWI&list=PL2AXIR2uRsIlSkW5W0YF4gcw66jKxXUCy&index=13 Top 10 Candy Bars America Wished They Had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiVIx10iBgc&list=UUX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg&index=40 10 Coca-Cola Drinks That Embarrassed The Company https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEqcMBAbur4&list=UUX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg&index=15 10 McDonald’s Items That Would Make America Great Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UksU5Ki0SW4&list=UUX--mGSg0UwDjl7MDL8H5Jg&index=9 All clips used for fair use commentary, criticism, and educational purposes. See Hosseinzadeh v. Klein, 276 F.Supp.3d 34 (S.D.N.Y. 2017); Equals Three, LLC v. Jukin Media, Inc., 139 F. Supp. 3d 1094 (C.D. Cal. 2015).
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15 internet moments in 2018 that made us scream 'NOPE'
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*unintelligible screaming* 
We're only halfway through 2018, but it already appears to be the year of loudly yelling at the internet every 20 minutes or so.
From insensitive YouTube videos and mortifying viral challenges, to disturbing makeup trends and abhorrent tweets, the online world has truly tested our patience these past six months.
SEE ALSO: Elizabeth Warren got a new puppy because everything else is bad
Here are 15 of the biggest NOPE moments the internet had to offer this year. They'll be tough to re-live for sure, but let them inspire us all to be better online contributors in the future.
1. Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Logan Paul saga
YouTuber Logan Paul kicked off 2018 in one of the worst ways imaginable. On New Year's Eve, Paul shared a video with his 15 million subscribers that contained footage of an apparent victim of suicide he found in Japan's Aokigahara forest.
After the video received a serious amount of backlash, Paul apologized, claiming he "intended to raise awareness for suicide and suicide prevention," but in the weeks that followed the situation only grew worse.
Dear Internet, pic.twitter.com/42OCDBhiWg
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) January 2, 2018
A supercut of Paul's trip to Japan, which showed him severely disrespecting Japanese culture, went viral. He was dragged for an insensitive comment he left on Cardi B's Instagram, and admitted he wasn't making content with his younger fan base in mind. 
In wake of the vlog backlash, Paul did make an effort to advocate for suicide prevention by pledging to donate a total of $1 million to various suicide prevention organizations, but that didn't erase all the pain and disgust his careless video caused viewers. 
2. The painfully embarrassing Tide Pod Challenge
The year has already birthed a number of viral challenges, but none have proven to be as foolish and potentially deadly as the Tide Pod Challenge.
After teens started recording and sharing videos of themselves frying and "eating" poisonous soap-filled pouches known as Tide Pods, YouTube had to step in and take action. Tide Pods videos were pulled from the site, but the damage was done. 
Tide Pod inspired pizza, doughnuts, sushi, and shots were created, and things wound up getting so out of hand that stores had to LOCK UP THE DELICIOUS LOOKING DETERGENT. UGH! Humans sometimes, honestly! 
y’all really joked around so much that tide put their tide pods in plastic boxes...smh pic.twitter.com/Z44efALcX5
— ㅤnavid (@NavidHasan_) January 13, 2018
3. Meals cooked in a MOUTH
The first half of 2018 was also when we learned about this chef who cooks meals using only her freaking mouth. She preps turkey stuffing, steak tartare, pancakes, and even a smoothie using her teeth and saliva, then uploads the videos to YouTube. We don't care if it's "performance art," it's A LOT to comprehend, so can we get a NOPE over here? 
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4. When someone tried to make teeth nails a thing
Some bizarre beauty trends have popped up in 2018, but teeth nails took things way too far.
Instagram user @nail_sunny cursed feeds everywhere by sharing a video of regular old nails being transformed to resemble human teeth. The cringeworthy footage was set to Drake's "God's Plan," and IDK about you but I prefer the original music video a whole lot more.
A post shared by Nail Sunny Loves FIFA 2018 (@nail_sunny) on May 8, 2018 at 9:07am PDT
5. Kanye West's tumultuous Twitter return
In 2018, Kanye West decided it was time to tweet again and fans had NO idea what they were in for.
Since April 13, 2018, when Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey welcomed the rapper back to the platform, Kanye has taken his 28 million followers on a dramatic roller coaster filled with tattoo designs, fashion photo shoots, the deepest of musings, album release dates, controversial comments on slavery, and a whole lot of love for Donald Trump.
pic.twitter.com/YyUw0mCKov
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Watching Kanye's feed over the past few months has truly been exhausting, even for his IRL friends.
6. Pelican takeover
A real-life horror film was shot at the 2018 Pepperdine University graduation when very large pelicans swarmed the ceremony and wreaked havoc on attendees.
Things got so intense that security had to step in, and, after all their intruding, the birds didn't even get diplomas.
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7. Elon Musk hating on journalists
Grimes' boyfriend gave President Trump a rest and decided to share his own thoughts about the media via Twitter. Musk announced he plans to create "a media credibility rating site" that will allow the public to review the truth of individual articles, journalists, editors, and publications.
Going to create a site where the public can rate the core truth of any article & track the credibility score over time of each journalist, editor & publication. Thinking of calling it Pravda …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 23, 2018
Despite the fact that his girlfriend's mom is a journalist, Musk carried on with his anti-media rant, explaining his belief that the journalist's lack of credibility is the reason Trump was elected in the first place. 🙃
8. The Nukebook
Japanese graphic designer Shusaku Takaoka shared a horrifying recreation of the iconic image from The Notebook that will probably ruin your life.
Normally, the photo from the romantic film, based off a Nicholas Sparks novel, shows stars Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams embracing in the rain. But Takaoka replaced the actors with Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un to give the internet the following painful sight.
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2018, please be nicer to us!
9. BBC imagining the "perfect body"
In a terrifying video shared by BBC, anatomist Alice Roberts examined an advanced model of the perfect human body. It had enlarged eyes and ears, a chimp's lower back, emu legs, a breast-less chest, the heart of a dog, and lungs of a swan. And oh yeah, did we forget to mention A BABY POPPING OUT OF A MARSUPIAL POUCH? NOPE!
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10. The IHOb hype
The International House of Pancakes (aka IHOP) really tested everyone's patience in 2018. The chain  restaurant, best known for its breakfast food, decided to unleash a long, drawn out, and very secretive marketing campaign in which it would re-brand from IHOP to IHOb.
Mashable figured out the "b" stood for burgers before the big announcement, but IHOP made everyone wait an entire week before officially revealing the burger news. So extra.
For 60 pancakin’ years, we’ve been IHOP. Now, we’re flippin’ our name to IHOb. Find out what it could b on 6.11.18. #IHOb pic.twitter.com/evSxKV3QmT
— IHOb (@IHOb) June 4, 2018
11. Millie Bobby Brown leaving Twitter
Twitter hit an especially low point when Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown left the platform in June after becoming the subject of a hateful meme.  
It all started when the hashtag #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown — which was started in 2017 by the now suspended Twitter user @KelsFiona — resurfaced online. In response, people began sharing false stories, negative memes, and fake Snapchat photos claiming that Millie is homophobic. 
i think it’s time i share my #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown story... i was at my local starbucks, and milky boobie brown comes in so i asked her for a picture. then she PEES in my drink! then she called me a “fat chicken dyke” and put a straw in my nose! i’ve never been so ashamed.
— Laurane :) (@Laurie________) June 5, 2018
After the 14-year-old anti-bullying advocate — yes, she has an entire side Twitter account dedicated to spreading love and kindness — endured a substantial amount of trolling she deactivated her account. How are those anti-harassment plans coming, @Jack?
12. BBQ Becky, Permit Patty, and Pool Patrol Paula
Meme's don't always stem from lighthearted events, and 2018 has proved that with BBQ Becky, Permit Patty, and Pool Patrol Paula. 
In May, an Oakland woman named Jennifer Schulte called the police on two black men who she believed were grilling in a park without a permit. After a video, which captured the woman's interaction with the men and phone call to the police went viral, Twitter users slammed her for racial profiling and she came to be known by meme-makers as "BBQ Becky." 
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A month later, Alison Ettel called the police on an 8-year-old girl for selling water on a sidewalk. Ettel was also transformed into a meme, dubbed "Permit Patty," and her harsh actions against a child of color were condemned by many.
We gotta new meme tho y'all #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/DW3TFjRzn4
— Racist Raj 🌹 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018
Less than a week later, a third white woman — 38-year-old Stephanie Sebby-Strempel (now known to the internet as "Pool Patrol Paula") — was charged with assaulting a 15-year-old black boy at a public pool after reportedly yelling racial slurs. A video showing part of the confrontation was posted to Facebook, and the #PoolPatrolPaula hashtag was started to raise awareness of her unacceptable behavior.
In light of this utterly disappointing trend, Mashable created a list of 5 things white people can do before calling the cops on a black person. Please read it.
13. Roseanne's racist remarks
In June, actress and comedian Roseanne Barr tweeted a racist remark about President Obama's former black female advisor, Valerie Jarrett.
Barr's tweet received a serious amount of backlash. In response, the actress deleted the tweet, claimed she was just joking, and then tried to blame Ambien for her actions. Ultimately, the tweet led to her show being cancelled, her agent dropping her, and a her taking a short leave of absence from the social media platform.
14. Marco Rubio complaining about the fucking "F-word"
After a shooting at the Capital Gazette left five dead, staff writer Selene San Felice appeared on CNN where she said the following: "I'm going to need more than a couple days of news coverage and some thoughts and prayers, because it's our whole lives have been shattered. And so thanks for your prayers, but I couldn't give a fuck about them if there's nothing else."
Instead of tweeting support for the press, Marco Rubio decided to rage tweet about people using the f-word a little too freely.
Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) June 29, 2018
"Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore.  Who made that decision???" Rubio tweeted on June 29.
Always nice to see a man who has his fucking priorities straight. Isn't it?
15. A whole lot of Donald Trump
In the first half of 2018 Donald Trump has had a LOT of not so great moments online.
Early in the year "girther" memes examining Trump's physique spread after the White House announced he's 6 feet, three inches tall, and weighs 239 pounds. There was that time he tried to convince everyone he's a "genius," tweeted incorrect facts, attempted to host the failed Fake News Awards, insulted many — including but certainly not limited to Jay-Z, Alec Baldwin, and Maxine Waters.
Crazy Maxine Waters, said by some to be one of the most corrupt people in politics, is rapidly becoming, together with Nancy Pelosi, the FACE of the Democrat Party. Her ranting and raving, even referring to herself as a wounded animal, will make people flee the Democrats!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Not to mention the mess of typos and deleted tweets the president's Twitter followers have had to endure.
So yeah, as you can see the internet is occasionally a digital portal to hell. But the online world hasn't been all bad this year. Check out 16 of the best internet moments in 2018 to restore your faith in humanity.
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October 16
We started the trip and early on the Monday and Ubered to the airport. Our Uber guy, Jermaine, was super nice and chatty which started our trip off right. It was pretty early at the airport but for some reason the border control line was super long and I had to line up by myself for 45 minutes or so. I think something must have happened because everyone was on high alert. It was a safe flight so that is all that matters. We had a short layover in Chicago where we stuffed ourselves with food and stole some cup noodles for the next 9 hour flight to Honolulu. This was a smart move because United did not give us food as it was considered a domestic flight (we’re going to try avoiding United from now on…). We watched Pacific Rim which ended up being amazing!
We finally landed in Oahu at around 2 in the afternoon and waited in line for our rental car. They didn’t have our compact car so gave us a Hyundai Santa Fe SUV and it was huge! But overall a fun ride. We quickly found the R&B / hip hop station, found some party jams (Bank Account – 21 Savage; Rake It Up – 21 Yo Gotti; Bodak Yellow – Cardi B; Young Dumb & Broke – Khalid) that stayed on repeat the entire trip. The freeway to our first resort, Aulani Disney, was on the west side of the island. We arrived around 4, got lei’d up properly, and found ourselves in a beautiful room overlooking the pool. Changing quickly into our swim gear, we walked around the beach / infinity pool / lazy river, ate some food, and made a reservation to eat at the restaurant downstairs. At 6 or so, we took a nap and set an alarm for 1 hour, just, as a power nap before dinner. However, the alarm didn’t ring and we woke up at 11 and missed dinner entirely. LOL! We kept sleeping.
October 17
The morning started off nice and early with some good, ol’ Mickey D’s (thanks jet lag). They served spam with the classic Big Breakfast and the most unexpected taro pie (they didn’t have the haupia pie). It was flaky, crispy and gooey inside – yum. We stopped by Pearl Harbour “just because” but it was a bit underwhelming despite its historic influence. The morning was still young so we quickly hopped on the highway and drove to the north shore. The Dole Plantation was our next stop and we got there just as it was opening. No lineups! We took a train ride around the plantation and ate some Dole Whip – it was delicious! So sweet that the pineapple stick on the side seemed sour in comparison, but perfectly cold for the hot day. The crowds and tour buses poured in after so we quickly drove to our next stop, the famous Giovanni’s Shrimp Truck. Celine had the original flavour (a garlic version) but I decided to try the spicy, which came with a warning that you couldn’t get any refunds for it. Big mistake because it was so HOT, I drank the entire bottle of Powerade. We then visited some nearby shops and continued driving along the north shore until we reached the Banzai Pipeline. This is where people surf Hawaii’s biggest waves! It was intense. In our sweaty clothes, we walked around the outlet shops and at night, drove back into Honolulu to eat at this amazing Japanese restaurant called Sushi Murayama. The 10-course omakase dinner was $75 per person and it was amazing and totally worth it! We left full and happy. There was plenty of food, super fresh ingredients, and an entertaining sushi chef. Vince can’t stop thinking about the king clam sushi we had. It was probably one of my best experiences eating. See our food video for highlights. Oh yea the car was parked in one of those automated stacked parking lots which was very cool! Very SF.
October 18
The agenda for this day was optimistic and we accomplished it all! Kick-starting it all was a drive through the rain across the island, through Honolulu and to the east end of the island to hike up the Koko Crater Railway Tracks. We thought starting early would allow us to finish before the sun hit its peak but unfortunately for us the sun started beating down on us as the thousands of steps slowed our pace. The tracks quickly turned from a comfortable walk to almost climbing vertically and at some points, it was dangerous to cross between rails. It was so hot, Celine felt a little lightheaded – definitely different from hiking in Scandinavia! Regardless, we made it to the top and the view was breathtaking from all sides. We saw the entire coastline and enjoyed the fresh air and celebrated our triumphant ascent to the top. Going down was another struggle LOL. By the time we got down it was lunchtime so we ate at a local sushi restaurant.
The next stop was Hanauma Bay to snorkel but the parking lot was full. We ended up driving the cost to the Lanai Lookout and made it all the way to Alan Davis Beach / Pele’s Chair. This tiny beach was certainly off the beaten path and was known for mini cliff diving. It was essentially an edge where you could jump into the ocean, and the rocks off the shore were big enough to block all oncoming waves. It was super fun and we got some great Go Pro shots! Afterwards, we chilled out at Sandy Beach, apparently the beach with the most number of injuries per year due to its dangerous waves. We sat on the beach and watched surfers get battered. Before dinner, we stopped across the resort to buy some magnets and then ate at the Makahiki Buffet inside Aulani. All-you-can-eat oysters! Poke! What a great spread. We tucked in for our last night in Oahu.
October 19
Our flight to Maui was in the early afternoon so we had some time to grab a bite in Honolulu after grabbing breakfast to go from the Ulu Café. We ate at Marukame Udon, one of Celine’s favourites, before taking a short flight to the next island. Our rental car here was a sedan so driving was easier. We got some shave ice, which had peach, strawberry and other citrus flavours, from Ululani's, dropped our stuff off at our hotel – the Maui Beach Hotel (ghetto AF) – and drove up Haleakala National Park to see the sunset. The rode up was very windy and took over an hour. By the time we got to the top, we had to fully gear up and wear every piece of clothing available. The parking was horrendous and most people just parked randomly in the lot or on the winding mountain road. The sunset was beautiful and I would have enjoyed it way more if I was freezing, literally. Vince even put up his hood. I was exhausted on the drive down the mountain and since we arrived at Mama’s Fish House (widely known as the best restaurant on the entire island) an hour before our booking, we took a nap. It was glorious. Much needed before our meal! The cocktail and plates were exceptional, and service was entertaining. I would definitely go back.
October 20
We found this amazing bakery / diner called Stillwell’s in Kahului and had breakfast there. We ordered spam and stuff and a baked good to celebrate Celine’s 28th birthday! Yay! Then we drove around aimlessly to look for the Lahaina Pali Trail but did not find it so ended up getting to Wailea Beach Resort earlier. We dropped down our stuff and went to the beach beside Turtle Town and relaxed a bit. The water was so nice but unfortunately we saw no turtles. Then we went back to the resort and got our room. It was so nice! Architecture and design was minimalist and contemporary and we loved it. We spent the next little while on the private Wailea Beach (which interestingly enough had no little rocks anywhere and had the most perfect sand bottom so you could wade out) and then changed to film our Save the Date video. The sound was prerecorded so we just had to do the video portion – a trade secret. It was a race against time because the sun was setting and every second counted! We finally found a great spot down near the water where the waves were crashing gently against the rocks. It turned out amazing, as predicted. Next we made our way to dinner at the Morimoto at the Andaz Hotel to celebrate Celine’s birthday! We had a fabulous meal of tuna, foie gras and duck, and it was great, but not as surprising and delightful as Murayama.
October 21
Breakfast was memorable this morning. We ate at Nalu’s South Shore Grill where I had an acai berry coconut flake granola bowl. SO AMAZING! Celine chickened out and got an ahi tuna benedict. Then we made our way up the north-west shore of Maui and passed by some really neat little towns. We stopped by the Lahaina Front Street and did some outlet / street shopping. Then we grabbed some poke from a highly-rated alcohol store on Yelp (Tamura’s Fine Wine), dropped off our stuff off at the Aston Maui Kaanapli Villas, and went to our pre-booked Old Lahaina Luau. The weather was perfect and we walked in as VIPs to the luau. It was a premium buffet that featured a roasted pig with a long show showcasing traditional dancing and chanting. It was really beautiful, watching the sun set in the background and having unlimited drinks…except for the men thrusting their junk everywhere during their solo dance and us sometimes getting cramps in our legs because we were sitting in the traditional style on the floor instead of at the tables and chairs. We drove quickly back to Kaanapali and settled in for the night.
October 22
We woke up a bit early to hit the beach first thing before the crowds. The water was a bit chilly but still fantastic. Packing up quickly, we grabbed food at Mickey D’s again before visiting the Dragon’s Teeth attraction beside the fancy, Ritz-Carlton Resort in north Maui. The rocks were jagged and impressive but the most impressive were the waves that devoured the rocks below. I did not want to fall in. Next, we drove up to see the Nakalele Blowhole and heart rock. The sun was brutal but we made it. Sweaty and stuff, we ate back at Lahaina at Longhi’s, and then found a public beach shower to clean ourselves before the flight home with the toiletries from the resort. We found a nice shower that was away from the crowds but still on the edge of the highway. The water was cold but all in all it felt great. Worth it! First time showering in public! Before the flight, we had to eat but Kahului was literally foodless. There was a highly rated sushi restaurant in a nearby town but we drove by and it looked sketchy AF. We ended up eating at Whole Foods: ramen, mochi and a delicious smoothie. Then we flew home.
Hawaii is awesome. We think it was our best trip to date, and thank goodness we both got a tan!
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