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midnightmindcave · 11 months

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People been trying to tell me about Chris Stapleton for years and I listened to Tennessee Whisky a couple of times and was like, yeah, Stapleton, I heard his song once he’s alright.

But holy shit y’all. I’m up way too early on a Sunday and now I’m crying over Blue Side of the Mountain and I ain’t let myself get this homesick in years.

Fuck you Chris Stapleton, i can’t learn guitar right now I’m 48 years old with dyshidrotic eczema in my hands and a kid still at home and I’m a practicing librarian like just lay off dude.

I mean, I could just stop this playlist but, um, no I think I won’t do that lol

#appalachian things #appalachian expatriot #chris stapleton #i was so happy that willie nelson finally got into the rock hall of fame #that i did not see chris stapleton in my rearview mirror #comin up on me in an old brown ford truck #on some country road with ‘valley’ in the name #i think if i ever do write a song #it will be called ‘fuck you chris stapleton i was doin just fine’#and the song would be about how of course there is no such thing as ‘doin just fine’#i don’t drink whisky #but ‘fine’ rhymes with ‘wine’

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