#apotheosis au noogai

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Hey y'all! Merry christmas! And to those who don't celebrate, just hope you're having a good day!

And uh.. a little ramble under the cut.

It has been.. a few months now, since I started blogging about AvA and stuff. Since I started rambling about my au's, and just..

...I wanted to say thank you. All of you. From the bottom of my heart, like... just.. stars above. It's been so lovely, hearing all your thoughts. All your ideas. Seeing every doodle and every short story done about... about thoughts that I thought were silly and wouldn't go anywhere..

It's been... so amazing, getting to know y'all. Becoming friends with some of y'all... I just...

I don't know where to begin, or where to end...

...But thank you all. So, so much..

[alan-in-the-outernet]

OOOOOO

That's so cool... and so silly

STEVE...

A STEVE in the Sky

this is another silly drawing based of one of @alan-in-the-outernet’s AUs

so there is this phenomenon that can happen called a STEVE (strong thermal emission velocity enhancement) that makes a “ribbon” in the sky. They can have color but I wanted a completely white one. But yes it’s a STEVE, Luna, and figment in the sky

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The fucked up Apotheosis AU gave me the mental image of Alan carrying the cursor in his bag like people do with small dogs. Also the cursor peeking out the bag and looking around making sure no one else is in the aisle before floating out and just starts pondering soup.

[Am I inteperting this au correctly-? Like the cursor is physical and is Noogai3]

i think the cursor is both noogai and alan honestly! like typically Alan controls it but sometimes if Noogai wants to wander around and doesn't want to bother Alan he might take the cursor. it's a little weird when it first starts moving on its own since it just feels like another limb to him

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Speaking of Streamer Noogai.. some Hammer Art's that I love so much... it's so silly... He's streaming..

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Cannenta shooting Evil Noogai

Oh dear... EN you better run-

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Love their dynamic. Noogai is the God of Light and WAR, but it's Cannenta who won't hesitate to fight you. Still, she can also be rather calm and kind and help you through things.

But if you anger her, make sure Noogai is there. And hope that he stops her-

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Evil Noogai stop forcing adopting on people /silly

[alan-in-the-outernet]

What happens with Fig with Evil/Manipulated Cannenta. Would she be possessive of Fig?

Does Fig like her or not as now Fig also can’t see Emma any I don’t think

Figment doesn't even know who Emma is /silly

But... Figment WOULD prefer her over EN... still doesn't like her, but... prefers her presence, at least. She's insistent about what it is, too... but it doesn't try to... hold it, or carry it around... and will sit and listen when it complains- won't try to counter what it says if it asks her not too..

[alan-in-the-outernet]

"Can you see the resemblance?"

"WHAT THE F-"

I AM CACKLING... I LOVE IT SO MUCH...

Figment would like to say it is no one's child, it is a hallucination. Please leave it alone

I love this...

[alan-in-the-outernet]

i think it'd be really funny if real!figment can't drive either....

(EN figment au)

alan: ok i can't really help from out here so figment you're going to need to get the others out of here, fast- can you drive?

fig: uhh... i've never tried it before

some alan: well, vic knows how to drive, right?

fig: .......

alan: VIC KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE, RIGHT??

PFFFFFFF

That'd be so, SO funny...

Especially if it's like. Stuck as a cursor??? Which it normally is at that point in the EN Figment au so it's just like...

Figment: ...Also I don't have. Hands. Or legs. I mean I can click the wheel but... uh...

Alan: .....huh-

[alan-in-the-outernet]

But honestly, being made of belief in this universe must be horrifying.

You are made through belief, and can only survive through it. You can be changed, you could resist sure.. but no matter how old you are, no matter how sturdy your existence has become.. eventually? If the belief becomes too strong, it will become true. And you will not remember ever being any different..

Yup! And in some cases how cemented you are IS stronger... honestly the only reason that... Figment isn't really able to fight is... there's two gods also pressing belief against it. If it was just sticks, or maybe even just one of the Gods, it's cemented enough it could probably fight it- or at least not be changed mentally, only physically... but with two...? And them spreading that belief to other sticks...?

Well.. yeah...

[alan-in-the-outernet]

alan: auhhhhh oh god this evil being is taking over my mind and body

noogai: dude i'm not evil, and stop saying that, you might actually make it come true

alan: oh godddddddd

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evil noogai: ...

alan: ...

alan: takesies-backsies?

evil noogai: no takesies-backsies.

NO TAKESIES BACKSIES...

That's so silly...

Figment: ...

Alan: ... :(

Figment: So you made Him evil. On accident

Alan: :(

Figment: ........

Alan: I couldn't takesies backsies..

[alan-in-the-outernet]

I want more Figment being adopted by Noogai, it’s really funny

Figment doesn't think this is funny. It has been KIDNAPPED! It didn't think that was possible! But while getting out of the box Noogai yoinked it!

Yoinked it!!

[alan-in-the-outernet]

At some point after the whole EN figment thing they see a car full of Vic’s in a pure panic in a car that they have no idea how to drive just zoom past swerving side to side

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

WHO LET ALL MY VIC'S GET IN A CAR...

TERRIBLE IDEA-

Even WORSE if it's Fantasy Vic driving. Not only can he not drive, they've never even seen a car!

[alan-in-the-outernet]

pros of evil noogai timeline: figment is real and does not have a horrible relationship with vic due to it! \o/

cons of evil noogai timeline: uh, just about everything else

Figment get's to be real much slower and actually get used to it and has a not bad relationship with Vic!

...What the heck to everything else though xD

[alan-in-the-outernet]

Yeah it’s hilarious- Victim is terrified when Figment is gone for hours on end, and when he comes back, Figment looks traumatized lol.

And then it happens again when Noogai is summoned, and again.

Figment hiding behind Victim like, "WELL THIS IS THE GOD YOU WANTED TO FIGHT AND APPARENTLY BASED ME OFF OF-"

"...Well yes but WHY IS IT CALLING YOU IT'S CHILD?"

"I DON'T KNOW."