So I decided to make everyone in a picrew, and give them full names and heist-style roles. Reblog including twins, Alma, Winifred, Abigail, and Willa coming soon.
Apollo Grant Ryan - The Main Character/Creature Enthusiast (my main mc)
Jasper Adrián Mateo Ezechiel Simon - The Champion Duellist (my secondary mc)
Callie Florence Kennedy - The Closet Nerd (oc)
Amandara Satya Kusari - The Prank Speciallist (oc)
you’re 3 years old and a wolf is accepting you as of their own. you’re 10 years old and lightning dances off your fingers in preparation for a fight. you’re 15 years old and you topple kronos’s throne and be become praetor of the legion. you’re 16 years old and you watch your best friend die in battle against gaea. you’re 16 years old and you decide to go to a private boarding school in pasadena. you’re 16 years old and you realize that you’ve never learned how to read or how to do math or that the mitochondria is the powerhouse to the cell or— you’re 16 years old and you realize that you’ve never fucking attended school.
you’re 16 years old and you die doing what you’ve been raised to do since you were 3, helping a god.
imagine klavier asking edgeworth how to win over apollo cuz he’s like “hey you’re dating a defence attorney at the w.a.a” and edgeworth doesn’t know how to tell him that he doesn’t know what a date is bc he and phoenix skipped straight from 25 years’ mutual pining to already married with kids so all the advice he gives is like “ok but for this to work you need to have saved his life at least twice beforehand”
Ok but just imagine if buzzfeed unsolved was a thing in the pjo universe there would 100% be a video about the di Angelo's.
Like a women gets struck by lightning, her kids are never found again until like 70 years later when 2 kids that looks identical to them and have the same names get enrolled into a military schools then go missing again. Then maybe the brother gets seen periodically around the city or something growning older as time goes on, but the sister is never seen again.
And the therioes are like
-the kids mysterious father kidnaps them and changes their names and the kids in the future are just a coincidence
-the kids ran away cause they were scared
-they're immortal
-aliens
And just imagine nico or someone close to him finds it and even though it makes him really emotional to watch he still makes fun of all the inaccuracies.
Apollo: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Apollo Grant Ryan lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!