#aph jellyfish romano

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Roma: SNOOOORES! MASSIVE SNORING

**thud**

Roma: *wakes up* Hmmm....?... ...

Roma: !!! LIA!!! WHERE THE BLOODY FUCK WERE YOU?! EVERYONE WERE WORRIED SICK! WHAT'S UP WITH ALL FUCKING BLOOD ON YOU? DID YOU GET EATEN BY SHARK, JERK?!

Roma: ...... **takes a breath from shouting**

Roma: It’s not your blood isn’t it .....

M!A COMING HOME PART 3 (END)

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Ah hello miss, I'm terribly sorry for intruding, but may I ask something? I am looking for someone and I was wondering if you might have met them or know them.. ~ ask-the-lost-merman

[How can we help?]@ask-the-lost-merman

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Lia: . . . (I wonder if Roma managed to deliver those Earl Grey candies...) 

Roma: Stupid ragazza! (Mun: You know who made my little heart and hands jump to my Cintiq *eyes one octo butt*)

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(( Lia tends to play on her arfa/lira a lot. Since she lost her voice it’s the only thing that can make her feel like a normal mermaid))

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(( Since there is enough Lia’s babies in the blog… I thought I should show you ROMA”S BABIES XDDDDD Forgive me Roma XDDD)) Jelly!Roma: Che cazzo!====About someone they see rarely … well… she sees her friends pretty much nearly everyday so…. only people who she sees rarely is her parents

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roma jelly how the fuck are you so calm lia fucking turned into a damn kid do something

Jelly!Roma: W-WHAT?! *chokes on tomato* Lia turned into a KID?! WHAT THE HECK?! WHO IS THE BASTARDO THAT DID IT?! +^+ M!A: (2/10)

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Wait! Lia isnt there to help you Roma? At least you have that shark lady to help, right?

Roma: Repeat! Lia went to look for mother of this baby! She must be missing this baby……. Right? and……. CHIGIIIIIIIIII!!!!! THIS DAMN BABY IS EATING MY CURL!!! TONI!!!! HELP!!!!@askthemermanalfred

Baby M!A: 3/10

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MISTLETOE ROMANO 

ROMA: I HAVE BEEN THE GREAT KINK OF CUTENESS TO YOU ALL BYASTARDS AND DEVELOPED NEW TRADITION------------( BLAH BLAH BLAH WAIT.... BLURP BLURP) )  

ON THE NEW YEARS DAY/CHRISTMAS! I - THE GREAT KINK OF CUTENESS, WILl SERVE AS A MISTLE!ROMA FOR ALL GREAT PEOPLE WHO ARENT JERKS AS A MISTLE!ROMA! AND YOU HAVE TO KISS, YOU BASTARDS! EACH OTHER AND ME! I DONT DO IT FOR FREE YOU JERKS! WHY WOULD I DO IT IF I WONT GET A KISS TOO?

ALL WHO KISS UNDER ME WILL BE BLESSED JERKS!!!

((MUN/LIA: he is feeling lonely that he doesn’t have a partner =w= ))