#aph badly drawn

[syrupyyyart]

[ask-badly-drawn-vladimir]

Vladimir, please tell Russia to stop forcing me to learn Russian!!!

@askthelittlegenius

"I'm very sorry about that Mr Latvia, he's been getting better about this stuff but I guess old habits die hard. Unfortunately, I myself cannot do anything but I will inform his Handler of the situation!"

*Insert typing* "I will send Rosemary an email to inform her of his behavior"

[askkurohonda2phetalia]

Who do you love to annoy the shit out of and tease (can be multiple people)? :)

Luciano has the best reactions LOL

[ask-badlydrawn-2pgermany]

Well, that place looks ominous

"I... I don't know anymore."

[badly-drawn-2p-germany]

ask-badlydrawn-2pgermany has moved

Tumblr shut down my main account that I’ve had for over 10 years and while my side blogs are somehow still there, i cannot post on them anymore. (QnQ)

This has caused Mun a lot of stress and they STILL haven’t contacted me back yet.

Anyway, because of this, @ask-badlydrawn-2pgermany is currently not available for asks, posts, or submissions. Please send everything to this blog instead.

I apologize for the inconvenience in advance.

[ask-badly-drawn-estonia]

Do the other nations know about the kids or only the ones you see as family?

If they've seen me in the last 5 years, they probably know about the micros.

[dream-beyond-the-dawn]

Coffee and meetings (Aph Russia omo)

This was requested by anon so...here ya go. If you're reading this, I hope you like it. I'm not proud of it because it's definitely not my best work. Truth be told I haven't really been in the Hetalia fandom since I was like 14 lol almost 10 years ago. But I tried lol.

Meeting after meeting after meeting. That's all Ivan had done ever since the time he woke up that morning. He took another sip of what had to be at least his third coffee that morning while glancing at his watch from the break room. He still had 15 minutes to finish his coffee.

He relaxed back in his office chair. He probably could be spending his break doing something more productive- considering he was about to attend a meeting lead by the notorious talker- Alfred Jones. But all he wanted to do now was sip on his coffee in the break room with no one there to bother him.

At least it was his last meeting of the day. And it was only an ally meeting so that meant less people.

Ivan finished his cup of coffee, deciding he should probably go to the bathroom before the meeting started. They were notorious for lasting anywhere from thirty minutes to a couple hours. He didn't usually even have anything to say. Ivan preferred to listen and not speak up much. That and he knew a lot of people found him intimidating, something that didn't bother him.

He turned the corner to the bathrooms only to see they were both cautioned off. Then he remembered someone mentioning in passing that the building was being partly remodeled. He was pretty familiar with this place by now and he knew that they only had one bathroom.

Maybe drinking three cups of coffee wasn't a good idea. But he shrugged it off and headed to the meeting anyway. He'd never particularly had a small bladder anyway so he would be fine.

He sat by himself on the very end, far from anyone. He wasn't sure what the meeting was about but he didn't really care.

"We have a lot of ground to cover today." Alfred started out, sounding as enthusiastic as ever. "We're going to be discussing national security. Does anyone want to start?"

Ivan tuned out most of what was being said. Ludwig started the conversation which wasn't exactly shocking.

So far all the meeting has consisted of was a projector playing a video of what each country was doing in an attempt to lower crime. Some of them admittedly weren't bad ideas but there was something distracting him.

The coffee that he drank was starting to fill his bladder. It wasn't bad yet but if the meeting lasted as long as predicted then a potential problem was in the making. And only 30 minutes had passed too.

Ivan leaned back in his chair and tried to get comfortable while each person took turns on their speech after their segment of the slideshow ended. He knew his turn was coming up which made him nervous. Public speaking had never been his thing. It wasn't necessary that he was shy- he just didn't particularly enjoy any attention drawn to himself.

Which is why he had to be even more careful with anyone catching on to his predicament.

"Ivan what about you?"

He stiffened. What were they even talking about? He was so focused on his bladder that he wasn't paying a bit of attention to what anyone was even saying.

"Forgive me, I am just a bit jet lagged, da. I'll sit this one out." He said it with a smile but knew it came off as forced.

There were times when everyone being various levels of scared of him paid off. This was one of them.

He got a few somewhat annoyed glances from the others who likely didn't want to speak up either but he didn't care. The sooner this was over the better.

Something he'd learned how to do throughout all the years of having to attend meetings, he had learned to tune them almost out by distracting himself.

Sometimes he would tell himself stories and sometimes he would reminisce on the past.

Right now he was finding it hard to do anything other than think about how badly he needed to use the bathroom.

He glanced at the clock. The meeting hadn't even made it past two hours. He was glad his sister, Katyusha wasn't there. She definitely would have noticed and likely said something. His other sister- well he didn't want to talk about her.

Another hour passed and Ivan was now starting to sweat. He was so focused on anything other than his bladder that he didn't notice Feliciano address him out of concern.

"Are you okay? You don't look too good."

Shit. Now they were all paying attention to him. They all knew. They had to.

The stress of his situation made a single drop escape Ivan, who was trying not to panic. He let this go on for too long.

"Are you okay dude? You look like you're about to puke." Alfred paused the slideshow that was playing. "do you need to step outside?"

Ivan stood up, barely managing to keep a relaxed posture and exited the room without word. He was too desperate to worry about how embarrassed he would definitely be about that later.

When he turned down the hall away from the room, he stopped and grabbed himself, crossing his legs. He bit the inside of his cheek so hard it started to bleed. 'I can do this.'

After being hunched over for a few seconds he was finally able to gain some control. His bladder throbbed in pain, begging for release.

Ivan tried to make it to the exit building- if he could just go outside he could-

"Dammit!" He was hit by a wave of desperation so strong that even holding himself wasn't doing anything to help him hold it back all that did was make him realize how wet his pants were.

Ivan took one more agonizing step towards the door and that was the breaking point. He stared down in shame as his light colored pants turned dark as they became saturated with piss.

The feeling of relief was unlike anything he'd ever felt before. He couldn't hold back the small sounds of pleasure he made.

It took about three entire minutes before he was done. Now be was left with cooling wet pants. Ivan took his coat off and wrapped it around his waist which made it hard to see what had just happened.

He looked up when he heard the sound of a door shutting followed by footsteps. He quickly hid behind a door to one of the other rooms so no one would see him.

"Where did Ivan go?" Arthur asked sounding impassive.

"He didn't look like he felt good. I bet he went home." Alfred responded back.

So they must've been leaving together. That meant he would either have to sneak out after them or wait until everyone else left.

"He's not supposed to be doing that."

"Did you wanna be the one to stop him? C'mon the dude is nuts sometimes. I don't want him to beat me with his magical pipe of pain."

That was all he heard before they left. By now his pants were extremely uncomfortable but he noticed a small clothing store across the street. It would certainly beat driving back to his hotel with wet pants.

He waited a few minutes before leaving the building and heading straight for the clothing store. He wasn't sure where everyone else was but he didn't want to stick around and find out.

[codgobbler]

'Sup stinkers

Heyooo

New blog huh? Well, that's not important.

What I wanted to say is: Welcome, person on the internet that somehow found me. I hope you enjoy my stupidass content. What content, you ask? Well... badly drawn Hetalia shitposts, as the blog name implies.

- Poorly drawn?? Damn gurl, at least you're honest. - you say. - Are they any funny at least??

- Hahaha, not really. - I say this, but really I'm just trying to justify my posts being cringe, but if you actually find them funny that's great, it means I did a good job, either that or you are just as sick in the head as me, which is probable because if you're here, you probably like Hetalia too, and that should count as some kind of diagnosable neurodivergence.

I talked so much already and I haven't even introduced myself yet. I have a lot of names, but on this blog I want to be known as Parrot. I might sign posts as either "Parrot" or "🦜". I'm portuguese, which is one of the reasons why I'm going to be focusing this blog on aph Portugal content, though I might post about other countries as well every once in a while. Expect my stuff to sometimes have text in portuguese. When that happens I'll try my best to include a translation on the notes

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my posts, and if you don't I don't wanna know about it. If you read this entire post, I want to marry you.

[ask-badly-drawn-latvia]

All boogey man wants is friendship...

“Okay, Fine.”

-A few hours later-

[ask-badlydrawn-nyoknightste-blog]

I love you

“ aw, i love you too anon! “

[ trying out a new style ^^ ]

[badlydrawnitalianbros]

Lorenzo is best boi

“thank you...”

[ask-badlydrawn-nyo-monaco]

Ava: Hi! ((@ask-badlydrawn-nyouksiblings))

“ hewo there! “

[askbadlydrawnchibiiceland]

Sig: Sorry we were gone so long! Mads says time flies when you're having fun :D I even got new puffin stickers, look!

Sig: I promise I'll answer your questions again now!

[badlydrawn-hetalias]

Hi this is a brand new badly drawn hetalia blog! Feel free to send an ask our way for some fun shit posts and other stuff! 

[ask-badlydrawn-2pgermany]

KICK IT'S AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don't even know what I'm doing, though... That attack drained a lot of energy and I don't even have a weapon... What am I going to do?"

[ask-badlydrawn-mercosur]

// Happy belated New Year, hope y’all got to have a great end of year

2020 was rough on all of us, but I would like to thank everyone who keeps following and support this blog, despite my irregular posting schedule, every like, reblog, every little message means the world to me so, thank you!