#ap world history in 2018 was a different timeš
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Turn characters as no-context quotes from my high school history teacher
Simcoe: āI enjoy yelling at kidsā
Richard Woodhull: āYouāre all life-ruinersā
Akinbode: āWhat are you, weak? You peasant!ā
Robert Rogers: *playing Oregon Trail and hunting for food* āCome on out, scumbagsā
The British army: āI need toā¦conquer someoneā
Anna: āWomen! Want! Working! Rights!ā
Robert Townsend: āYou sent me an email? Oh, I didnāt open it. I ignored itā
Hewlett: āItās not that bad!ā *whispers* āItās that badā
Abe: āDaddy, do you have pastoralism?ā
Caleb: āOne manās terrorist is another manās freedom fighter. To you, I am bothā
Washington: āDo you think I KNOW what Tower Defense is?ā
Ben: āWhatās a fancy word for everyone is equal -NO, not communismā
#ap world history in 2018 was a different timeš#canāt believe I still have these#incorrect turn quotes#amc turn#incorrect quotes#amrev#turn: washington's spies
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