#ap world history in 2018 was a different timešŸ˜­
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incorrect-turn Ā· 4 months ago
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Turn characters as no-context quotes from my high school history teacher
Simcoe: ā€œI enjoy yelling at kidsā€
Richard Woodhull: ā€œYouā€™re all life-ruinersā€
Akinbode: ā€œWhat are you, weak? You peasant!ā€
Robert Rogers: *playing Oregon Trail and hunting for food* ā€œCome on out, scumbagsā€
The British army: ā€œI need toā€¦conquer someoneā€
Anna: ā€œWomen! Want! Working! Rights!ā€
Robert Townsend: ā€œYou sent me an email? Oh, I didnā€™t open it. I ignored itā€
Hewlett: ā€œItā€™s not that bad!ā€ *whispers* ā€œItā€™s that badā€
Abe: ā€œDaddy, do you have pastoralism?ā€
Caleb: ā€œOne manā€™s terrorist is another manā€™s freedom fighter. To you, I am bothā€
Washington: ā€œDo you think I KNOW what Tower Defense is?ā€
Ben: ā€œWhatā€™s a fancy word for everyone is equal -NO, not communismā€
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