#aouch

[abessive-art]

And we can run away to the walls inside your house I can be the cat, baby, you can be the mouse And we can laugh off things that we know nothing about We can go forever until you wanna sit it out...

[ladymirdan]

I sometimes log on to facebook just to read the worst fandom takes imaginable. But this made me giggle.

This was in response to a “Does Abaddon suck?-post”

[dreamtydraw]

ooh, lake! I hope you're having a great day!!

I am so excited to hear about the merch! (*^-^) that's so cool!

I'm just a bit scared about the vacation because I get overwhelmed easily during travels/vacations. I'm just nervous about going to new places and temperature changes can be tough and my family can be a bit overwhelming at times. But I'm also looking forward to it a lot! Especially because it's been a while since we were in France and we are close to the sea this time (^-^*)

~🌿

I talked too soon about having a good day- i fell on my way to the lake and explosed my knees

I’m sort of good-

ANYWAY

And oof i understand the feeling, having to adapt and all with family it gets overwhelming really fast. Hope you’ll have a good time in france, it’s pretty ( as long as you don’t go to paris )

You either gonna get bright sun or heavy rain depending where you go !

Hope you’ll have a good time ! Feel free to send some pictures if you come across a pretty view.

[demolitionistic]

joe cares so so much, cares to his own detriment. it's not an mask or an act he has any control over, it is who he is. it's not matter of how he is treated in return, he cannot stop being genuinely kind and caring. ming broke is heart and doesn't even know it as this point, and yet joe still tucks him into bed. still makes him breakfast. he is hurt but that won't change his behaviour, his innate drive to care; it's never even on the table. it was never an option to joe and that is so so heartbreaking but also so so admirable and i just cannot properly express how much he means to me

[suncaaaa]

I've sprained my wrist recently, and here is my setup for basically everything, from writing something to using a computer mouse:

Yes, MoA, TTC and HoH are my supports (the choice is absolutely random btw)

[derek-week-event]

My heart…

Derek x MC Week Day 3 - Pining

Hosted by @derek-week-event

Set between Steps 3 and 4

Mario's tires squealed as he drifted around the corner. A built up boost rushed him towards the finish line. First place was his for sure! But little did he know that Waluigi was right behind him with a green shell prepared. With the precision of a sniper Waluigi threw the shell and hit Mario square on. Mario's kart spun out and Waluigi passed right on by. Then DK, then Toad, then a red shell hit Mario, then Bowser, Rosalina, and Toadette passed him, then Wario hit Mario with a bullet bill to pass by too, then Ludwig and Dry Bones went past as well, finally Mario was allowed to move forward and claim tenth place.

In real life Patricia fell back on the couch in her dorm and groaned. "How could you do this to me?"

In his apartment, miles away, Derek responded, "Sorry, but all's fair in love, war, and Mario Kart."

Patricia laughed at that. "Man... You're lucky you aren't sitting next to me. I would pull out some of your dad's tactics next race."

"Then I would have to borrow some tricks from Nico," countered Derek. That got the two of them laughing again.

When the laughter calmed down Patricia said, "It would be nice to see you in person again though."

"Yeah. That would be nice," said Derek, "That would be nice." Neither of them could break out of their thoughts to say anything else. Derek broke the silence by saying, "It sucks to be busy adults, huh?"

"It does!" said Patricia, "Do you think you'll be able to make it down to Sunset Bird this summer?"

"I'll try my best!" said Derek. A response that had become an unfortunately familiar trend when it came to discussing breaks. After that they returned their focus to the game.

[kiwiwinjindouche]

Despite everything...

...is it still you?

[echo-s-land]

Wtf is going on

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

WHATS WITH THE FUCKING SKK MUSICIAN AUS WHAT THE FUCK

[dreamtydraw]

WHO TF HURTED YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME 😭

Forgive me if the maths is off, i had this thought months ago and only just thought to post it here cos i know y’all love to cry about things

earth time Astraea time

1 hour = 6 months

2 hours = 12 months/ 1 year

600 hours/25 days =100 years/1200 months

(even if that’s the wrong numbers, the point still stands that the difference in time would lead to issues)

conclusion: In Sage’s route where MC wakes up on earth and only a short amount of time has passed, and then when it takes MC an hour to figure out what happens and get back sage states that it’s been 6 entire months in Astraea. Based on those timings we can assume that if MC somehow managed to live 100 years in Astraea with a chosen love interest, then die of natural causes, MC would wake up from a coma-like state with only 25 days having passed on Earth. it’s possible that MC would just forget all of Astraea at first like they did in that short time period but if they saw anything related to the video game LL or thought “oh i’ve woken up from a coma, but i bet the new LL game is out!” and now imagine, MC downloads the game, begins playing and all the memories flood back, imagine the devastation knowing that you grew old with a loved one only to go back to your old reality, having only aged 25 days, not even a year. The other possibility is that MC just fucks off home as soon as the routes end, like “yea that was great and all, i’ve fallen so deeply in love, made some wonderful friends, learnt all about magic but imma head out”. i don’t know if that was the planned way to end the routes but i *despise* when any story does this, you cannot go to another universe where there is magic, and where you are loved by someone, and suddenly you’re surrounded by cool friends only to go “actually i’m gonna go back to the grey, drab, boring world where everyone hates each other for stupid reasons, everything is concrete and grey and ugly” hell no. i always imagine magic would give colour to everything, the world would be far more saturated. there is no way in hell that i’d give up a world of magic to return to this shithole. anyways my point was, that with the whole “time works differently” stuff, the only way for MC to be happy is if dying of old age in the LL world meant they peacefully passed away on earth too.

now cry.

[mpregspn]

went to bed around 10 pm and i dreamt that i woke up after 12 pm and it felt so good but alas. 7:30

[anawkwardlady]

When I was smaller, the only time I was talking about wanting siblings I was specifically saying "I wish I had a big bro" and whats really funny is that I was basically describing Battler as my ideal big brother back then.

[ningningkittie]

you were red and you liked me cus i was blue and you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky and then you decided purple just wasnt for you

[adrianasunderworld]

It's raining heavily today, but I must go to my brother's bus stop to fetch the child. I go out, with an umbrella and a raincoat. So each of us can have some coverage right? Not even a minute after I leave our street, some asshole driving by splashes me, so I'm already soaked. There are puddles so deep, that when I stepped on a sewer lid and it was floating. And I was not even halfway to the spot. The umbrella and coat hood do nothing to keep water out of my face. So you can imagine by the time I get to the stop, have to wait around a few minutes, and then all the way back home, we are soaked.

My mother who just got back from work: Why didn't you take a second umbrella!?

Me: Another umbrella isn't gonna do much at this point.

[hexjulia]

do any of you by any chance know of an effective way to make a savoury pie crust not soggy when the filling is? That is, a way that is not egg! Or blind baking. The latter because that is what i did this time, without much of an effect. The 1st because i am allergic to eggs. Too bad really, i know from back when i could eat them that applying a little egg to the dough really does help.

Already googled but i found the above 2 methods + solutions involving sugar (not a great match with a mushroom pie)

[horngryeyes]

ok goodnight everyone sweet dreams love u