#aoife katie

[g00dgraces]

“it was awesome to see katie come out of her shell with her childhood friend present”

— katie wilmot & aoife wilmot

[the-dark-artifices-trees]

I find it extremely sad that & ironic:

That edel & john wanted a big family but was never able to

And that...

Marie & Teddy didn't want kids but had 6

[starryyvenus]

Tell me why I just noticed that the covers for boys of tommen represent what happens in the books; binding 13 & saving 6 both have blood, keeping 13 & redeeming 6 have fire & taming 10 is water like that’s so funny in a not funny way

[goldkirk]

how is aoife doing? is she getting along with sammi?

Live shot of Aoife rn:

she’s great! She gets love and pets and lots of walks to sniff things on. She loves Sammi to pieces and Sammi doesn’t love her back quite as much, but does tolerate her with mild affection lol.

Sometimes they’ll both hang out with me on my bed at the same time. They coexist peacefully even though Aoife would give her left kidney for Sammi to finally play tug with her 😂

[pinkbamb1]

[onabatlle-2]

yes girls!, via muwfc on twitter, 16/4/23

[mltcentral]

w malta dump

via manutdwomen and aoifemannion on ig

[mearpsdyke]

what the fuck where they up to 😭

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Manchester United Women 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur Women

In what was dubbed a dress rehearsal for the Women's FA Cup Final on May 12th, United and Spurs managed to share the spoils - for now - but there were positive signs for United if they can sharpen up on goal.

Stats are a lovely tool to have, adding flavour to any match report and game analysis, and the stats - as shown below - point out two things: United were the side in control, and United should have won the game.

United's backline were instantly put under pressure in the first 30 seconds but United woke up and got a good footing in the game. Ella Toone came accidentally close in the 9th minute, trying to find Leah Galton at back post, but it was Melvine Malard who opened the scoring with a beautiful header off a millimetre perfect free kick from deep by Gemma Evans; lofted with the utmost precision for Malard to nod over the approaching Spurs keeper Becky Spencer.

Tottenham countered quickly with Naz and Vinberg - a sign of things to come - but were held off, and as quickly as they hit United, United hit back. Pressure onto Neville saw Naalsund pick up a loose ball outside the box, quick pass to Malard, pivot, shot, and then in the scramble between Spencer, Parris and Nilden, a free kick was given against United.

Poor positioning cost United for the equaliser, with a deep Spurs cross cleared out only as far as Spence. A scuffed volley bobbled the ball through to Beth England for an easy tap home past an aghast Mary Earps, but it was Maya Le Tissier - fresh from her contract signing - that stood out of sync with the rest of the defence and failed to play the offside trap. Frustrating.

United's second goal conceded was in similarly silly circumstances; Mary Earps screaming at Aoife Mannion to chase the loose ball, Mannion presuming Mearps has it, and Tottenham's Vinberg strolling in to play the ball into the box. Le Tissier covered well, with Mannion filling her void in CB momentarily, but wizardry from striker Jess Naz spun captain Katie Zelem and fizzed in a shot straight above Mary Earps' head. Poor from the keeper, poor from Zel, and poor from nearby Tooney who could have easily pressured Naz from that close range with a sprint to jostle. Maybe she was worried about giving away a penalty, but someone should have closed Naz down and forced her to choose the wider path towards a waiting Gemma Evans or to back off outside the box. A communication issue no doubt, given no Jayde Riviere or Hannah Blundell starting.

Blundell on for Mannion at half time made sense, and the second half saw more intensity and aggression from United; with far more crossing to pressure the Spurs defence in the air now that Blundell was on. 55th minute subs introduced both Lucia Garcia for Nikita Parris and Rach Williams for Melvine Malard, but the United couldn't quite find the net. Further subs in the 76th saw Miyazawa on for Toone and Geyse on for Galton, but it took a Gemma Evans corner in the 91st minute to find Rach Williams, the bar, bounce back out, and be crashed into by Maya Le Tissier to even the game up and give United a very much deserved point at Leigh Sports Village.

There will be frustration at United's failure to convert the oh-so-many chances in the second half, but the turnaround in United's style was a good sight to see, and on another day (say, the FA Cup final?) maybe several goals went in and this was a comfortable win rather than a consolation point. --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- The disappointment doesn't end there though. Fans will also be concerned at the potential departure of United's tenacious Spaniard Lucia Garcia, whose contract is close to expiring and - based on Instagram - might not be renewed/extended.

And how we will miss her humour, as well as that unquestionable hard work on the field, if she does leave us. Another huge mistake from Manchester United Football Club if so.

Only three games remain in the WSL; Leicester away, Liverpool away, and Chelsea at Old Trafford - before which comes the FA Cup Final at Wembley. It's going to be a difficult few weeks, but the hottest fires produce the strongest steel...

[femftbllvr]

[g00dgraces]

♬ katie "the music" wilmot

[the-dark-artifices-trees]

Ok, so I like to imagine that johnny will wake up at 5am to do his morning work out

Then at 6:30 am he'll go home & wake shannon up. Like he'll brew her a perfectly made cup of tea and breakfast. Wake her up with kisses on her neck & whisper in her ear

[starryyvenus]

What I would love to read is a book or small tidbit of marie and teddy when they were teenagers

[kkecreads]

Dying to Tell by Val Collins

Published: February 28, 2023 VCB Publishing Genre: Mystery & Crime Pages: 286 KKECReads Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I received a copy of this book for free, and I leave my review voluntarily. Val Collins is the author of the award-winning psychological thriller GIRL TARGETED and the international bestsellers ONLY LIES REMAIN , THE SILENT SPEAK and WHERE LOYALTIES LIE. Her fifth book DYING TO TELL…

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Pitch for a comedy TV show:

* Title is “Midcard Hell”

* The premise is that it’s a workplace comedy/mockumentary show that follows the staff and performers of Total Elite Wrestling Zone (TEWZ).

* The main protagonist is Herbert Mallari, ring name Dallas Strategy. He is a Filipino-American pro-wrestler stuck in midcard hell after he fumbled the company’s attempt to push him into the main card. Herbert/Dallas is played by Manny Jacinto (Jason Mendoza, Qimir). For real-life inspiration, I based him off of Austin Theory and Shinsuke Nakamura.

* The deuteragonist is Herbert’s best friend Jason Ballinger, ring name Jason “The American Experiment” Knox. He is the face of the company and is dealing with burnout due to how hectic his schedule is. Jason is played by Tyler Hoechlin (Superman, Derek Hale). For real-life inspiration, I based him off of John Cena and Cody Rhodes.

* The tritagonist is Herbert’s crush Aoife McCarthy, ring name Max Murphy. She is an Irish wrestler stuck in midcard hell. Unbeknownst to her, the current women’s champion is secretly making sure Aoife/Max never rises in the rankings in order to secure her place at the top. Aoife/Max is played by Katie McGrath (Morgana Pendragon, Lena Luthor). For real-life inspiration, I based her off of Becky Lynch and Paige.

* The CEO of the company is played by CM Punk, but only in a guest capacity. It’s basically Punk pretending to be Triple H.

* Finn Balor makes a guest appearance as Aoife/Max’s brother who works as an indie wrestler.

* Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods make a guest appearance as members of the creative team who can only come up with terrible storyline ideas.

* Asuka makes a guest appearance as a famous J-Pop idol who is brought in as the celebrity host for a PPV set in Tokyo. The joke is that she somehow out-wrestles the entire women’s roster, even though her character is supposed to be a non-wrestler.

* Jey Uso makes a guest appearance as a widely-hated social media influencer who is considering a career in pro-wrestling. (Hmm…I wonder who this character is based on coughLoganPaulcough excuse me, I got the coughs).

* Liv Morgan and The Miz make a guest appearance as the really eccentric acting coaches who are trying to teach the new recruits how to cut a promo.

* R-Truth is in a recurring role as a pro-wrestler named J-Honest. He’s basically the Creed Bratton of the show.

[onabatlle-2]

5 years worth of celebrations 🎉, via muwfc’s ig, 24/5/23