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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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On the one hand, deciding to do a herringbone pattern probably increased the floor renovation project time by 4-5 hours. On the other hand, my library floor is going to look bomb as hell (just as soon as I run to Home Depot for more flooring because I ran out 😬). We’ll do black grout in here as well. And once the floor is done…I can start building bookshelves 🎉🎉🎉
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having now watched all 5 seasons of wwdits: if i was guillermo i would give them all ipads loaded up with baby sensory videos with silly straws full of blood and then i would go about my day. based on my research this is a foolproof plan because none of them could resist a dancing ai generated strawberry. for laszlo i would give all of the fruits very tiny penises
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I think the internet as a whole needs to ask themselves one simple question when they see a video.
Why was the camera filming.
There are so many videos that seem real, but when you realize the camera was already filming with a great angle, you can see that it's all staged.
Yes, there are dash cams, security footage, people accidentally filming real things happening. But so many are just staged!! And no one in the notes takes the camera preparation into consideration!
This is 2024, you need to know how to spot bots lying to you, but also humans lying to you.
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I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok
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All skirt/dress wearers when we discover they have functional pockets 😍
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yesterday when working with my case manager, she went through a long checklist of my comprehensive needs to refresh our treatment plan. as a part of the questions she was asking me, she asked for various areas of my financial struggles, including if i was able to afford social activities such as hanging out with friends, going to the movies, etc. as part of my necessary purchases. the question was specifically phrased as "Do you have enough money every month to be able to afford social activities?"
this was not proposed as a "luxury". the question was not phrased as "Do you have enough money every month to afford luxuries/luxury purchases?" this was listed with the necessities like food, housing, medical needs, transportation, bills, and clothing. this made me burst into tears when i realized it was considered a necessary part of everyone's mental and well being. my case manager told me that not a singular person on this planet deserves to have to "earn" the right to socialize, interact with leisure activities, or to do things that bring you personal fulfillment. your money does not, and should not entirely go toward survival and practicality. it will ruin your mental health.
to any poor person who has ever been told that they don't "need" or "deserve" social or leisure activities or that your money "needs" to go 100% toward survival: they are straight up lying to you. it is a fundamental part of your mental health. don't fucking listen to them.
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It’s crazy that nobody read bidens statement because he also came out as bisexual
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if you listen very closely, you can hear a multitude of tumblr users scrambling to be the first to post that supernatural meme announcing biden dropping out of the presidential race
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During the 2010s people talked about internet pipelines to fascism but that was mostly just a thing for already very online nerdy people obsessed with politics. Now it feels like everything on social media is genuinely Hitlerization hypnotism except it’s not epic debatebros talking about shit in a way only a professional gamer could be invested in, it’s aesthetics and slop appealing to the desire to surrender to domination to feel stability and security. Like the trad wife shit, the alpha males, the Christian slop, the motivational content, the pop philosophy shit that’s promoting the fascistized version of Stoicism or Nietzsche, etc. And of course it’s usually being done to shill for some scam as well lmao
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this is so scary. how long has he been here.
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first rule of software development is just deploy that shit baby
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hormones sure have a lot of confidence in their ability to change your body for substances that can be dismissed and replaced by your hand like courtiers failing to please a monarch
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