#anzyways

[ellearts]

Maze Runner part two is so eehhh...shit man.

[rainpelt25]

Okay so what if I told you I did a really silly thing and made a Star Trek tos medival fantasy AU.......

More info under the cut smirk

OKAY SOOOO 😍 basically I had this image of kirk in a suit of armor but that kind of half armor where the other half is a dress and thag kinda spawned everything else

The AU doesn't exactly stick to the typical medival fantasy world, I had an idea about vulcan/elves and humans not coexisting very well. And vulcans can do the typical magic spells so humans have to make manmade magic (ie. That big thing on scottys back and all of mcoy and chapels potions)

ANZYWAY here are some facts about them in the order they are presenteddd bc ik it's kind of a random set to start with lol I'll post more later

Kirk-

A knight from a kingdom (starfleet) that worships stars (?) Hes a captain and got separated from his troops. He looks a little grumpy in the image hes very sweet very himbo I was just concentrating on his outfit drawing that so I didn't think of the pose lol. Also! The way I og imagined him was with those two painted on dots, it could be a religious thing from the kingdom or something idk but I just rlly wanted them to stick so yeah!!

Scotty-

A blacksmith and all around inventor!! He specializes in man made magic, something very powerful and dangerous in the wrong hands but he just finds it useful to power his machines while he's on the go :) so of course he just pretty much PERFECTS IT IMMEDIETLY because he's scotty!! This probably got him attention from the wrong crowd and his moving from place to place life style becomes more of a on-the-run thing. Oops!

Mccoy-

OK I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE WIERD IN A FANTASY but this was around the time I was leaning more medival than fantasy (because I love history) and was thinking- what did medival doctors do? Medival times was kind of the plague era.....riiiiighhttt..?? Anywaayy there's some magical plague going around in the background probably more near where Chapel and Mccoy are from. He travels the lands in search for people to help! He specializes in potions- thought not his favorite medicine but the only thing that can combat the sickness. He's just a very tired old man that wants to help people <3

Chapel-

OK SO UM THIS ONES VERY MEDIVAL BUT WHATEVER WERE ALREADY DOING IT!! Chapel lived in the same area as Mccoy, living as a nun (secrets out I don't care about history I just love nuns) Among the many nun things her favorite was helping the local doctor out as a nurse. She grew very knowledgeable about medicine, and with her previous knowledge of magic as a nun they both came up with a (sort of) cure to the plague. But oops! Blasfamy! As the church decided the plague was actually an act of God! So with the help from the doctor they both ran away, searching for people that needed (more like wanted) their help!

It's a little wierd but I hope atleast somone found this intresting!! It's all I could think about for days lol😭 if anyone wants to talk about it or just their own ST AUs I would be SO open for that PLS

[modern-day-kleavor]

Teehee so they had a fucking fairy dog with a sword<3333 As awesome as I think it would be to operate on this thing, I'm not going to give a ten year old a good reason to dislike me, so I'll hold off on that!!! :D I'm pretty sure it's a legendary anyway so no thankies!!! :3

No really this thing took eighteen tranqs. For perspective just one of these is supposed to down a Copperajah within five seconds. What the fuck

Anzyways I'm still open to suggestions on what to do with this crazy ass child :DDD

Rp open

Some fucking ten year old found my house today. >:( Just walked right in. >>>:( Like an asshole. (/°□°)/

Of course I can't have my location being found out, but it's also a strict rule of mine not to operate on or harvest kids. :/ They're under anaesthesia right now. What the fuck do I do D:

OH SHIT THEIR POKEMON

[stormy-tempest]

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anzyways I’m writing another book on wattpad its name is

  ꍟꋪꍏꌗꍟꀸ & ꎇꂦꋪꁅꂦ꓄꓄ꍟꈤ                                                                                   and here's the link:

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[crazimomi]

I am functionally retarded. Literally So Smart I'm Stupid

Just a regular ole Black American Girl, with emotional baggage from repetitive trauma from the Black American refugee camp of three decades in social care system named foster care Good ole Kizzy Glorified am I. Living on the NW corner of the nappiest edge of East Colfax Denver, nicknamed the Gaza Strip, cause we got bodies. I manage my crazy. Claiming the choice of sanity whenever possible is my thing. Staking my claim in city-owned subsidized housing unit (great landlords BTW, shout out to DHA Maintenance), i promised Self to husband and steward any plot of land we were granted. The shocked faces of bypasser's to see the little old white lady garden be black is a hoot. It's a shout out to the one Mrs. Jones in the 9th St. projects in Louisville, that had the BEE-YOU-TEA-FULL garden ever, who'd kill you as soon as look it you when it come to folks messing with her garden. This corner lot is big. I paced it off once many years ago, but i forgot the number it was so dang big. Anyway, I claims my sanity in the Kizzy Glorified's Serene Orisha Garden, caretaker and American Foster Care Refugee, Class of 1984. I'm big on Life Skills. I'm a big ball of Life skills classes and 30 years of the preventative psych care available at the time, state sanctioned. I've never been to prison because i know what happens when you don't follow the rules. They put you in the Quiet Room. So you can think. Alone. For long,long,time. Fuck that. Institutionalize as I am, cause I am, god knows i am *in my Oprah as Sophia from Color Purple voice*, I only escaped the Police and the Quiet Room room once. Judy B and Chuck,at Maryhurst, 'bout about shit their pants when I waltzed in their office and sat down. :))))) Like Hamilton and Lin Manuel Miranda, "I am Not Throwing Away My Shot!,", especially since you only get one after the Social Services have trained you. Oh, I forgot, yes I am retarded, as in I was always one of the kids in the White Van that the Special Kids ride in that you see out on Public Field Trip. In the 70's and '80's that " taking residents out to re-orient them to society, teach social and life skills interaction and timing ...blah blah" was a big deal. You always knew when the retards was their because everybody i. The building, whatever building, would twist around and state and Titter. PS: Tittering is loud AF and we can hear, see and smell you looking out at us. Yes I'm capitalizing, because like Pooh, that shit was Big to me then. Anzyway, like Ms. Matty Williams of the Shawnee Park Williamses's said to me. " You ain't smart; you just a parrot," she would say looking down her long dark nose at me small and black and sitting on her back white steps like some Speck. Ms. Matty got extra money for taking me me being labeled 'special needs' and all. Any way the name of my life story is "NOT IT: my choice life to success and sanity thru Foster Care. #Adulting My point is you would never know to look at me , that i more than half-way grew up in institutions. Uncle Sam is my Daddy and i used to watch my little water-head baby cousins down in the nursery of the Home of Innocents; the tweaked-out-tweens ward of Central State Hospital class of 1978ish ( i think, i was on a lot of pharmaceutical drugs then.) Oh my Gosh, I can't even remember all of the names of the institutions i been in, i think i lost count around 15 places when i try to go back and remember. It can get foggy. One place I was in all i know is they checked my catatonic ass in, put me in a cell, checked my catatonic ass out...i think I'd been there nine months. Or was it 18 months. I forget. But i know i gotta lotta skills in self sensory stimming , like you do in Tai Chi, to calm ya'self and refocus, at that place. I think i learned my " breathe in on the 5 second mark. Follow the second hand....10...breathe......15.....breathe" the nurses always had the best regrouping techniques. "I turtle," is my self promo to go slow when nerves high. Anxiety gives the best of us peer mental activist problems. That's what i consider myself; a peer-specialist mental health social activists, home based. Activate where you live, in community. So our whole garden serves as a urban garden/impromptu food and flower mart/ mental health safe space, in my mind. Create Safe. My job on this corner. The safe place for invisible disabilities. American refugee reformation. Keep the ho's and the Colfax Critter's an observable safe distance and teach my little. Young lady the lay of this land. Bombs everywhere on the Gaza Strip. Ok. Here's to feeling invisible and creating sage safe places where you are. #SafeSpaces #NotaStatistic #TotalStatistic:)