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Our obligatory OOC explanation post --

Hello everyone! OOC for  just a bit here to help explain what we have going on here in a clearer way so that everyone knows what we’re about and if they’re interested. 

The Sexy Corner is inspired by role-play night club/dance venue type events. The founders of this one (Bram and Xan) were both avid attendees of events like this on World of Warcraft (and some of you might recognize us from there). 

Given how silly FFXIV can be at times (flying T-Rex and Egg mounts I am looking at you) we thought perhaps this kind of silly event might be appreciated by some players of this game as well and we couldn’t find anything quite like it.  We WERE previously known as the Lunar Club here on FFXIV and ran for a good few months until RL happened. But we’ve gotten a housing upgrade and now with a larger venue we decided to give it another try. 

Yes, this is meant to be a silly ridiculous event. It is a glowstick waving rave glitter party of nonsense and flirting. That is our point, to be silly and over the top and have a lot of fun and forget the world and it’s troubles (both IC and OOC) for a few hours. We do realize this will not appeal to all players or all characters and that’s okay, it is definitely niche slice of life roleplay and not everyone wants that.

But for those that do we are here to entertain and help give you some fun! So if your character has a wild flirty side, likes to dance, wants to forget their problems in a glitter spectacle or just secretly is really in love with glitter we encourage you to come join us and let your silly flirty side out for some fun (All races welcome! You are all beautiful in your own way! Our policy is everyone deserves to be attractive and sparkle). LGBT characters are welcome. There is no one judging anyone by anything here we are all here to have fun, be beautiful and relax in our own ways!

We are geared for adult players. There is a lot of flirting. There’s innuendo. Our song choices match our venue name and are often sexual in nature (you can of course bring your own music if you want to glitter out to death metal or something we won’t judge). HOWEVER..while this IS a sexy flirty party where clothing can disappear this is NOT a sex party (all explicit sexual content is encouraged to be taken either to other appropriate venues or party/whispers between consensual parties). 

We are NOT a place to bring your serious/sad/dramatic roleplay. We are meant to be light-hearted, silly, flirty and fun. Please leave your worries, weapons and problems at the door (or to party/whispers between your friends). This is a place to FORGET your problems not dwell on them. 

Our host is Bram Dreamshade, a glittering handsome male Seeker Miqo’te. He is mute but we encourage you not to let that bother you. He responds best to statements that can be answered with gestures (yes and no being the most common/easiest way to communicate with him). He is friendly and flirty without discrimination and is here to make sure everyone relaxes and has a fun glittery time.

We also might be a fun venue for bachelor/bachelorette parties so if you’d like to bring one here let us know maybe you’ll get a special show! 

You -can- bring your grumpy friends to the party if you want as a gag or to try to get them to relax but only as long as they are not violently offended or disruptive or destructive. Bram is a glorious fellow who loves all the people but he’s big and strong enough he will usher you out the door if you’re ruining his party. ;) 

Hopefully that more clearly explains the purpose and direction of this event so interested parties can find us!

We have not yet hired ‘real’ bar tenders (as in players). You may order anything your character wants from our NPC ones for now. We’re attempting to be more of a dance venue than a tavern since there are so many taverns on Balmung anyway.

If you have a character that wants to be employed by this den of sexy silly-ness either as a bar tender or a dancer/host please let us know. Right now we do not have a set schedule though it’s more ‘whenever irl Bram isn’t busy working’ schedule. Bram does profusely apologize for his irl employer’s tendencies to make his schedule unpredictable.

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A little background for roleplayers if they feel the need to have that sort of in character knowledge/connection to feel comfortable showing up somewhere: 

Our host is Bram Dreamshade (though his last name is not well known). Bram is a well known Seeker Miqo’te male exotic dancer (and previously an escort) that worked out of Ul’dah but became widely known other places as well through exotic dancing shows.He works with two others (Diajik, an older male Seeker Miqo’te who runs the show and Durriken, a male Keeper Miqo’te). He also hosted The Lunar Club in the Lavender Beds for several months (a night club event). He’s known for his brilliant red hair and his flirty flamboyant attitude.

Recently Bram convinced a friend of his to allow them to use their house for his new glitter dance party, The Sexy Corner, which he offers to Eorzea as his way of healing the damage the dangerous world does to its denizens by giving them a fun safe happy place to recharge and forget about their problems. Co-owned and sometimes co-hosted by his mate Xantheus. He wants everyone to feel safe, welcomed, beautiful and special if only for a few hours.

Your character might know (or have heard of) Bram either as an exotic dancer or as an escort in the past. They could’ve attended one of Bram’s shows (if they’re the type to go watch male Miqo’te strip). Fangirls/Fanboys are welcome, as are people who want to pretend they hired the group in the past. While they no longer offer escort services they do still have shows for their dancing (though as of this time they are NOT actually hire-able to come strip at your event. If there’s enough interest we might consider it but it would be extremely expensive in character to hire them so you would need a character of appropriate wealth to be able to afford them). 

OR your character might know Bram as that crazy Seeker Miqo’te that wanders around Limsa half-naked and covered in glitter that pesters the Arcanists to help him figure out spells concerning glitter. He is often accompanied by an exceptionally glittery carbuncle. ;)

Bram is extremely friendly, easy-going and VERY flirty toward everyone. He is mute though as previously mentioned so interacting with him will be a little different. HE can communicate through notes if your character can read however he’s not likely to be doing so on the dance floor so yes or no comments or things that can be easily answered with a gesture are the best way to communicate (or if your character knows sign language that’s also an option). He will equally flirt at males and females and all races (though he does get a bit pickier for anything past just flirting). His profession in general is making people feel special and helping them have the time of their lives to try to bring joy into this dreary and dangerous world.

Clearly this character and this event is meant for silly happy fun roleplay and not serious heavy lore-strict plots. Interaction is encouraged if you have a character that might have some fun with this.