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What would the travelers Pokémon teams be?
I can totally see Alfyn having a Blissey. Therion seems like heâd have a Gengar, potentially.
ok. upon literally hours of deliberation and team building (i actually already had ones for the OT1 travelers but decided to revisit them and change a few picks) me and my bestie @snailcruncher have settled on some teams. i will be going in depth on reasonings for these so prepare for a long post lol. im gonna put it under a readmore because really im not joking about how long it is
we also came up with some ideas/lore for why some of these would be picked in a pokemon AU setting, so iâll be explaining any of those thoughts if theyâre relevant too.
Ophilia:
one of the only teams left untouched, I think this is a good batch for her. iâm imagining a scenario where the sacred flame takes the form of a pokemon, and itâs a lampent. frosmoth and togetic felt just like⊠the right vibe. Lapras and Ampharos both have associations with guiding, so theyâre in. Audino is a notable healing pokemon, and it feels in line with her personality as well.
Cyrus:
Alakazam for mr high iq smart guy. duh. oranguru for his role as a teacher, and Runerigus would be a late acquisition to his team in his ch4. Flareon, Glaceon, and Jolteon for the 3 scholar spell types. i also think him having 3 eeveelutions could also be kind of like, theyâre really good for demonstrations for single-type stuff, as well as being popular with others. people might come up to him and be like omg you have a flareon i love flareon pleaseeee tell me more (flirtily) which of course would go over his head and he would start telling you flareon facts. I feel like Cyrus would excel in double battles.
Tressa:
Meowth: the pay day signature pokemon. this is as close as i can replicate to tressa randomly finding money. Skwovet (she can now take her pet squirrel with her in a pokeball)
Gyrados for sure. one, she lives along an ocean, so she should definitely have a water type, two, iâm imagining a scenario where she buys a magikarp cheap, seeing the potential in it, then raises it into a real powerhouse. just like her!
carbink: really funny scenario me and the bestie came up with that instead of eldrite the treasure was diancieite. the carbink is from the same cave. tressa did try to evolve it with the diancieite. it didnât work.
pidgeot⊠felt like she needed a flying type (wind magic rep) and i feel like sheâd gravitate to the humbler normal types⊠doesnât get much more straightforward than pidgeot. Dhelmise⊠maybe it used to be captain leons, maybe she fished it out of the harbor in rippletide herself. either way, she thinks itâs cool
Olberic:
Aegislash: sword form, shield formâŠ. this pokemon itself is the unbending blade. obviously i have given him several other sword based pokemon, too.
gallade, escavalier, and sirfetchâd badically all fit this. theyâre knight-like, so they feel fitting i think to him.
as for conkeldurr and garganacl, they feel kind of⊠solidly built. like him. ( âŹïž garganacl pick lore)
Primrose:
almost all of her pokemon can learn some kind of dance though their level up. Oricorio is the obvious choice, dragonair reps dragon dance, beautifly reps quiver dance, and lilligant⊠well they can learn so fucking many. we couldnât decide on which one to give her, so we ended up giving her both. theyâre her backup dancers or whatever.
mawile just feels very primrose to me. its cute or pretty or whatever, and you might underestimate it⊠but watch out. it bites.
Alfyn:
he feels like a guy who loves a big fluffy dog. and stoutland has also been used in games for its ability to sniff out items, so it feels like itâd be a good pick for an apothecary looking to sniff out herbs and such. Comfey is an obvious pick, i mean its signature move is. floral healing. meganium also has mentioned in its dex entries its healing and calming properties. itâs also a cool as fuck dinosaur so i think alfyn would like it.
chatot. does this even need explanation
we also wanted to give him an ice type, and settled on cubchoo. it has a perpetually runny nose⊠even Alfyn canât fix it, try as he might.
as for leavanny, we had some trouble picking the last slot on this team. we were looking through friendship evos, and leavanny caught my eye. itâs dex entries mention that itâs very gentle, it also shows no mercy to foes who target young pokemon. seems fitting⊠we decided alfyn got it as a swadloon (maybe it could be taught to use its sewing abilities to dress wounds?) and it evolved during his ch3.
Therion:
I think Krookodile, mimikyu, and klefki are quite obvious picks, so i wonât go too in on them. Ninjask and ShedinjaâŠ. Ninjask is super speedy, so it felt right to give one to therion, but also i feel like.. heâd keep the shedinja around. even with 1 hp and one billion weaknesses⊠itâs still a part of his team. it and ninjask were born from the same nincada. he couldnât abandon it like that.
and applin lol. something about therion gives me âguy whoâs going for a cool as fuck hydrapple and ends up with an appletun actuallyâ
Hâaanit:
If anyoneâs allowed to have legendaries, itâs the hunters. Chien-pao is as close as we can get to a snow leopard. and yeah maybe itâs a little evil but Hâaanit is built different. Decidueye feels like an obvious pick, and spirit shackle is a great signature move for the hâaanit vibe. trapinch for. leghold trap. kilowattrel is literally a thunderbird. and ariados⊠well, it has the ability sniper, to reference hunterâs crit boosting abilities, as well as having some trapping moves like webs. for the Hunters, Iâve left their last spot blank, but this just means like, a âflexâ spot that would be different each time you battled them. Hâaanits got boxes of options to choose from.
now, onto the OT2 ones!
Ochette:
Iâm sure you can see what iâm going for here. itâs just the closest i could get to Akala/mahina and her 3 story beasts. and again, like Hâaanit, the last spot is âflexâ not empty, so imagine her bringing some different new bullshit to every battle.
Cassti:
i wanted to do a few things with Castti: obviously, give her some healing-y mons, but also a few oddball picks that might have you looking twice. picked Shiinotic because of its ominous dex entries, and then. toedscruel because i realize shiinotic actuallt doesnât get spore i think? and i think castti âput em to sleep right in the streetâ florenz should have a mon with spore. (edit. i actually just cant read the bulbapedia tables and shiinotic does get spore. anyways she gets two spore mons i guess cuz what if sheâs gotta knock out two people at the same time. or whatever. dustox emits toxic powder from its wings, which seems like it could be something castti would want to keep on hand for poison axe. these three might seem a little weird tho, and reinforce her bad first impression in canalbrine, even though iâm sure theyâd all be very well behaved and nice. Blissey and Arboliva are straightforward healing picks. I feel like these would be common for apothecaries to have in general.
and then galar-slowking. poison-activated brain nonsense. i feel like she acquires this one post-amnesia. they feel a kinship with each other.
Throné
ThronĂ©âs team is half-blacksnakes dedicated, half catered to herself. Every blacksnake has a seviper or an ekans, as well as probably most of them also having other grunt-esque pokemon, like zubats and such. thronĂ©âs taken care of hers, though, and friendship evolved it into a crobat.
chose furfrou because i think thronĂ© would like a prissy little dog she can dress up cutely. milcery, which sheâs waiting on evolving until she can figure out what alcremie form she wants, and a shade-cherrim.
oh, and zangoose, of course. the natural enemy of sevipers. one appeared to her right after she left new delsta. what a sign, right?
Osvald:
Osvald we had some interesting stuff to work with, I think. we decided that most of his pokemon were newly acquired after his prison escape- not on purpose. they seem to just take a liking to him and start following him around.
the avalugg helped get him out of the frozen water at cape cold, and then stuck with him.
the teddiursa.. also just stuck with him. we wanted to give him something that felt a little oddball for him⊠so this doesnât evolve. it stays cute and unevolved forever.
the shuppet was found hovering around the ruins of Osvaldâs house. he was reluctant to take it, but if it was formed out of some semblance of his desire for vengeance⊠he has to be responsible for it.
the Indeedee is the only one of osvalds old pokemon, out of this lineup. since indeedee are so helpful to people, it was kind of a family pokemon acquired after elenaâs birth (dex mentions theyâre good at babysitting.) Osvald could probably also trust it with simple lab assistant tasks like moving stuff around. was a very beloved pokemon within their family. anyways, following his sentencing, clarissa managed to get ahold of the indeedee and took care of it all this time. when osvald returns, itâs clear it wants him to take her with him.
the drampa was acquired after the events of montwise, having shown up and basically just forced itself to go with osvald. somehow it seems to know whatâs going on and who it can trustâŠ
and slowking.. well, smart guy needs a smart pokemon. itâs another one that took a shine to him, though at that point he was getting used to this happening.
Partitio:
Talonflame: partitioâs aptitude for fire magic and the âchickadeeâ nickname made this an obvious choice for an ace. I can imagine a young partitioâs first pokemon being a fletchling, for sure.
bramblegast. the funny tumbleweed. put it on the team immediately.
Milotic: Paritio picked up a feebas. having a knack for seeing the potential in pokemon, he wasnât wrong, and now hes got this thing. itâs very popular with other people, though it seems an odd pick for partito at first glance to strangers.
armarouge: ok this oneâs a little convoluted so i will explain it later. kind of vibes based pick tho lol. revavroom kind of. uhh. steam engine. (we can pretend)
there ainât a more partitio pokemon out there than gholdengo. everyone say thank you scarvi for giving partitio most of his team.
Agnea:
hey, itâs another oricorio! i think you can guess why.
volcarona: learns fiery dance, but we thought up even more lore on this one. the larvesta was a family pokemon. mostly belonging to Garud (we ended up deciding that the Bristarnis had a lot of bug types, who help out with the sewing stuff and larvesta does give a little bit silkworm, lol..)
anyways, part of his blessing for sending agnea off was telling her to take the larvesta, who also turned out to be a dazzling star in the end too⊠after a lot of hard work.
altaria and leafeon rep dragon and swords dance. i just feel like theyâre good picks for her energy, too. lunatone reps the moonstep. Iâve also opted to give her a sunny cherrim, which i think would be cute contrasted with ThronĂ©âs gloomy one.
Temenos:
temenos has quite the oddball lineup for a cleric. but hes kind of an oddball cleric so i think it works.
Absol. man. a lot of shit happens to temenos. this absol is stressed tf out 24 fucking 7. sorry man.
Clefable: felt like we had to give him a healer-adjacent pokemon and this one evolves with a moonstone. feels fitting for mr night-ability mistral tbh.
Lokix. alright. another scenario based pick. Temenos caught this thing on the pilgrims way as a nymble at like level 2. probably rustling in the metaphorical tall grass, crick is all âget behind me, it could be dangerousâ and then. lvl 2. nymble. doesnât even need to be fought to be caught. and then temenos is all hey crick, itâs a âcrickâet pokemon! (weâll ignore that the dex says grasshopper) heâd keep it just to mess with crick, but it ends up sticking around.
Houndoom. well, temenos is the pontiffâs hound, so we did need to pick a dog for him. itâs a houndour in the beginning, houndoom by the end. probably evolved in a moment of crisis (in ch4?) the yamask is from crackridge.
wooloo. this is actually Crickâs. it wasnât helping with the little lamb allegations⊠after the events of stormhail, Temenos takes it in.
Hikari:
Kingambit: i mean. come on. gotta get a kingambit for the future king.
Gardevoirs dex entire mention that it is dedicated to its trainer/cause to the bitter end, and would do anything to protect it. perfect for Hikari.
Morpeko and Zweilous. some literally two-faced pokemon. (maybe he feels a little bit of a kinship with them in that way) i also really wanted to give Hikari a pseudo-legendary, and i think that his zweilous would probably evolve just in the nick of time to kick some ass against mugen. Hydreigons might be notoriously destructive, but something about the personalities merging into one brain in evolution seems to have mellowed Hikariâs out. itâs remarkably personable, for a hydreigon.
lucario: i really wanted to give him a pokemon that learns copycat, and lucario fits that bill. plus, he definitely needed a fighting type.
Cerudelge: formed from bitterness of old cursed armor, but also an extremely skilled sword fighter⊠one of hikariâs aces.
I also like to imagine that a lot of hikariâs pokemon are quite difficult to deal with (his ceruledge in particular is quite belligerent and mean) but they all have utmost respect for him as a trainer, once theyâre on the battlefield. but onlookers sometimes worry⊠how the hell does he deal with it all?
other notes about some of the picks :
Partitioâs amarouge. Paritio picked up a. charcadet later on, and hikari personally warned him that it might be difficult to deal with. (his charcadet and later ceruledge were super hard to train for him) of course, partitio did end up in possession of the cool nice armor that evolved it into the better mannered and nobler armarouge⊠but honestly, even his charcadet was far better behaved.
paritio and tressa both get those shitty fish that get cool. must be because they both have an eye for a diamond in the rough.
agnea and thronĂ©âs cherrims are best friends. thronĂ© rarely got to see her cherrim sunny-form until she left new delsta⊠she wonders if maybe it was upset about being so nocturnal before, with the blacksnakes.
castti and osvald, team mom and team dad somehow both ended up with slowkings. everyoneâs a little concerned about casttiâs, thoughâŠ
after the events of his story, Osvald leaves indeedee and teddiursa with clarissa and elena. the teddiursa and elena in particular take to each other very well⊠when osvald finally is able to return to elenaâs life, the teddiursa is really much more her pokemon.
also. Hâaanit and Ochette and far and away the best battlers of both groups. i know i only have them with one flex spot, but you can imagine that theyâd swap out a lot more for whatever they need to do to build a good team. theyâve got loads more options than everyone else.
you know that thing about giving someone an applin in galar? therion did trade it over to alfyn at one point. but really they have joint custody of that thing. which definitely ended up as an appletun.
we also had some npc aces sprinkled in there, so hereâs some other thoughts, just as bonus!
Malaya: Pawmot (revival blessing), rapidash.
Elena: Abra
Harvey: Hypno, Bacephalon
Pala: Kricketot (formerly belonged to her and agneaâs mom)
Roque: Metagross
Kazan: Husuian Braviary
Ori: Chatot
Trousseau: Glimmora
Cordelia: âŠ.ferrothorn
Erhardt: Aegislash, Hisuian Samurott
Zâaanta: Zamazenta
Juvah: is literally a solgaleo
Darius: Scrafy/Pangoro
Simeon: Malamar
Esmeralda: Mismagius (wanted to give her something with perish song)
Mattias: drifblim? darkrai?
Lucia: Hatterene
Miguel: Grimmsnarl
Werner: spectrier
Mugen: Kingambit. mirror match with Hikari, but mugenâs has supreme overlord while Hikariâs has defiant.
Kaldena: we couldnât pick but maybe she goes like lusamine mode and fuses with something.
Claude: Cradily. (uh. literally fossil pokemon)
Dolcinea: belive it or not, also an oricorio. also, solrock. but her oricorio is the prettiest.
veronica: she has somehow acquired the worlds first and only female gallade through the power of lesbianism.
Crick: ⊠woolooâŠ.
I do wanna make some drawings for these ideas, but this post was literally already one billion miles long and has way too many images, so itâll probably be a separate post. thanks for the ask! and sorry for talking so much, but i fucking love making pokemon teams so much itâs insane.
and a big thank you again to my bestie @snailcruncher who helped me with a lot of these picks (and did basically all of the npc picks thank you so much i love you). tysm for pokemon octopath brainrotting with me for like 4 hours.
#octopath#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#im not tagging every character. lol#pokemon#only tagging pkmn so iâll be able to find this post again later.#anyways. feel free to yap at me about my picks i can and will talk about this forever.
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đâËâč sleepy boyfriend!yoongiâđâËâč
series m.list // taglist
boyfriend / uni au
fluff + implied smut
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the campus is asleep.
fuck.
who wakes up this early anyway? it's 6AM and yoongi is half asleep, and irritated as fuck at the gust of wind that sends him shivers.
but he can't help but feel warmth begin to spread from his chest as he lays his eyes on you.
from a slight distance, he watches as the chill in the air makes your nose tingle. you clutch the litter tongs in one hand and a trash bag in the other and youâre mid-yawn when you feel familiar hands wrap around your body.
at first you jolt from the sudden touch, but the heat of his breath against your neck and the sound of his sleepy voice gives it all away.
âmorning.â
you turn your head, your cheek meeting his lips.
he kisses them sweetly before letting you go.
you stand in front of him and take it all inâhis sleepy glory.
yoongi inhales deeply with his eyes shut. hair is messy, hoodie pulled tight over his head. he blinks at you like he might still be half-asleep.
actually
he really is half asleep.
âwhat are you doing here?â you ask, eyes wide. you reach for his flushed cheeks and squish them. partly to warm his face and partly because heâs so cute all puffy. âyou said you would never wake up before 10AM on a saturday. that itâs a sin.â
he shrugs, stepping closer. without warning, he leans in and presses a lazy kiss to your lips, his mouth warm despite the cold air.
âyou were all pissed last night,â he mumbles, voice low and gravelly.
âno, i wasnâtâ"
he scoffs at you. âyou were pissed about how we donât spend enough time together and how i never do the shit you like. so...â he gestures vaguely around you. âyou like this? picking up trash at 6AM on a saturday?â
you canât help the smile that spreads across your face.
âi do.â
he scoffs, rolling his eyes.
⊠but thereâs the smallest hint of a smirk tugging at his lips.
âfigured.â
without another word, he takes the tongs from your hand and starts picking up litter. you watch, stunned for a moment, before quickly falling in step behind him.
he moves lazily, plucking up wrappers and cups with minimal effort, while you practically bounce behind him, talking about everything and nothing.
âyou know,â you say, pointing to a crumpled soda can, âthis is so much better with you here.â
he hums noncommittally, picking up the can.
âand,â you continue, âi feel like this might actually be good for you. youâre always inside. fresh air is important. if itâs mandatory for little kids to have at outside time, what about adults? youâre so pale sometimes, i feel like the only light you get is from your pc screen. with winter comingââ
yoongi grabs another piece of trash, not even glancing your way, but his free hand slips into yours.
like second nature, your fingers curl together.
soon enough, youâre not even picking up trash anymoreâjust pointing things out while yoongi handles it. he doesnât complain, though he does give you a flat look every now and then when you get too bossy. he mumbles something about how itâs not what youâre telling him to do, itâs how youâre telling him to do it. you snicker apologies and he accepts them rather quickly. truth is, he knows youâre just excited. he is too.. he likes seeing your eyes so bright even if itâs at 6AM on a saturday.
when the bag is finally full, and the volunteer session wraps up, you beam at him;
âletâs have breakfast together! weâve never had breakfast in the morning together. we do brunch sometimes but this is gonna be our first real breakfast! oh my god, lovie! iâm soâ"
he groans, rubbing the back of his neck.
âlove, how about we go back to sleep?â
âno!â you protest. âbreakfast is important! a-and youâre already awake.. please donât take this away from meââ
before you can keep yapping, yoongi steps forward, leans in, and kisses you firmly.
itâs quick, but enough to shut you up completely.
he pulls back, smirking. âokay.â
âreally?â
âreally.â
âgreat. I know this really good pancake placeââ
âlove?â
âmhm?â
âiâm more of a breakfast-in-bed type of guy.â
you narrow your eyes at him, your cheeks warm despite the cold.
âwe can make pancakes at your place then.â
he tilts his head and looks at you.
up and down.
then, he licks his lips.
âwith lots of whipped cream?â
your shoulders drop and you let go of his hand.
crossing your arms, you huff at him.
âyouâre impossible.â
âso are you,â he says simply before nodding towards the direction of his place. âcome on, love. letâs go back to bed. you can wake me up like how i like to be woken up and iâll eat you for breakfast.â
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Dimitri Lousteau is the most 'human' villain in Sly Cooper
Hello and welcome to my TEDtalk, I've been meaning to type out my yapping for a long time but always talked myself out of it because I mean, this is coming from a guy with Dimitri for a pfp and I figured people would just take it as a guy on tumblr simping for a weird lizard but no. The reasons I care for Dimitri the way I do goes pretty deep and I could sit here and talk about it point by point but to save us both some time (and because I am DEAD tired) I made a graph!
I used Luciano, my little sona, to personify myself in this.
I focused mainly on formative things and similarities in personality without inserting headcanons, even if based on traits or even symptoms I recognize. Most of these are rather straight forward but some run a little deeper. The funny pattern here (maybe aside from the drug thing lol) is that there's a high likelihood that you reading this right now can at least relate to just one or two things on those list and while you could argue that you could do the same with other characters, I picked these traits because in my opinion they ride that thin line between just relatable enough to apply to a lot of people, but not too superficial to be on the same an interest or hobby. Anyone can get upset when angry, it's HOW you express that anger that says something about you as a person for instance.
I also want to quickly mention that yes, a LOT of characters in Sly Cooper are very human, but I said 'villain' for a reason. After all I don't think your average college kid can relate to Contessa, Rajan or Panda King because mass brainwashing, destroying villages and being a literal drug lord are bordering on supervillain and that's not what Dimitri is. A supervillain can be relatable to a degree as well, but it makes sense that the Panda King had to have a whole Moment TM (several really) to come to terms with the kind of person he allowed himself to become. When we see Dimitri in Sly 3, he seems to have already done this perhaps because his sins aren't nearly as great. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I'll insert a read-more here but I'd like to ask you to keep reading anyway if you can because my biggest pet peeve is that Dimitri is seen as a dumb, sleazy (and old??? which is dumb and I got math to back up that he's not in fact in his 40s during Sly 2 lmao) lizard who's only good as a level 1 boss for beginners to learn the game and all he's remembered for, though fair, is his manner of speech and not what he's REALLY saying. None of you ever picked up on what he was throwing down so I'm going to spell it out for you.
(PS I have ADHD and it's 3 AM so go easy on me this is coming from the HEART baby)
To make it easier on myself and you, I'm going to start sectioning the word soup in my head into four categories based on Dimitri's enterprises and roles and just kinda... waffle on about my thoughts regarding them. I'll start superficial and work my way down to the Deep Shit. Feel free to skip around to whatever interests you since I include some lore too, though changes are you're already aware of said lore.
Lets start with:
Dimiti, the club manager.
Nightclubs, and the people that run them tend to have a bit of a sleazy stereotype attached to them, which I suppose is fair. Though a large chunk is attributed to movies and other media, there were in fact some really large and important movements surrounding nightlife and club culture. Just look up the Club Kids if you want to go down a rabbit hole, in short they were a fairly large group of partiers from the 90s who contributed a LOT to fashion and art movements as well as being generally very fluid when it came to gender. Unfortunately that too would eventually be plagued by drugs and members getting addicted to drugs. Again, I digress.
Dimitri is seen partying in the intro of his chapter in Sly 2,
which is a nice touch because not only is it in-character, it's something that would actually happen. Owners of a popular joints would be popular or just enigmatic figures that would regularly get subjected to patrons schmoozing up to them. Some weren't a fan but there were many that soaked up the attention, bought rounds on the house when business was good, maybe get a little TOO cocky with confidence. It's a bit too simple to look at Dimitri in relation to all this info and say 'no doi he was in it for the money it checks out.' because if you spend enough time in his club or just, in the safe house after placing the bug there's signs of more going on.
We KNOW Dimitri is a criminal and he did his whole art forgery business on the side, or maybe it's the other way round? Either way he seemed fairly confident in his skills with this. His biggest risk being that time he tried to marry someone over a STATUE. (Really dude?) So then why was he so damn paranoid? While you could argue that he was sippin' his own supply I don't think that's what it was. He was so paranoid he played his music super loud in almost all areas of the club JUST to keep his security detail awake through-out night and day, whenever his club wasn't open to the public. To compensate he would promise them they could all 'retire early'. with that fake confidence chuckle that masks a sense of 'haha please don't abandon me'
So, ever heard of Imposter Syndrome? Because his behavior as a club owner SCREAMS it. He wasn't JUST cocky and sleazy, he was simply fitting in with the culture of the time because *everyone* was overly confident, over confidence was something to be admired, something to look at and go 'yeah that guy has it figured out' while in reality most struggled with something, anything. So what is Imposter Syndrome? To keep it short and blunt, the overwhelming feeling that you're not worthy of your accomplishments. We know that Dimitri is a 'failed' artist who turned to forging art to make money, it could just be a sense of guilt telling him something he's not ready to hear so he starts overcompensating and this insecurity bleeds into Sly 3 after Sly puts him in his place. His success with this insanely toxic coping mechanism lands him a new enterprise.
Dimitri, the Spice distributor.
Rather than going chronological, I'm going through the 'layers' that is this lizard. So if his career as a club owner is the tip of the ice berg with some neat little facts and info about the stereotype he conveys, this subject is a tier deeper. Dimitri the Spice distributor is Dimitri the next level criminal, or so he thinks. When you think about it, it's pretty strange that they gave Dimitri some Clockwerk parts at all. He was never mentioned by the other Klaww Gang members and thus seemingly not missed either when he was the first to get busted. In fact, nobody was upset that their DISTRIBTOR was arrested, putting a hold on their primary income... or so we thought until the Contessa was revealed to have a rather large and lucrative side hussle Dimitri probably could never compete with. Dimitri was expendable, sure he had a role and he played it well but he was also a loss they could cope with without much harm done to their wallets or their pride.
I think about it often, Dimitri in his jail cell, maybe hearing from another criminal or even his lawyer after the whole Clock-La thing about the full scope of the plan. He might've gotten a reduced sentence for ratting the other members out because if you think back to his legendary conversation with Sly he really doesn't seem to know what he's talking about. ("What is it with clocks bro!?") All of Dimitri's other crimes aside, he was young and naive, Sly 3 reveals he came from some form of poverty as well so it makes sense that he'd chase easy money. That's all it was though, he wanted the money and the fame, he didn't want to brainwash an entire city, he didn't know about the giant robot owl. He's once again left feeling like a failure, this time one that was easy to fool and all the confidence he had as a criminal would've seeped out of him, starting this weird cycle of him trying something only to be caught breaking the law and ending up where he began.
Like I said all of this would bleed into Sly 3 and it's pretty damn neat that for how little lines he had and how little he was on screen, they managed to convey this well in my opinion. By the time we reach Sly 3, most of us don't remember him as a Spice distribtor at all. Which leads me to...
Dimitri the Artist.
Being an artist is a pretty broad term and while we know Dimitri as a painter, I think he applies his artist mindset in way, way more. He's genuinely creative an smart, he thinks out of the box to protect his secrets and to cover his tracks. His identity as an artist is also his most vulnerable and 'real' self. Folks will say art is about self expression and usually mean conveying complex topics with pretty pictures or thought provoking stories, however it can be apparent in smaller ways too and the most obvious thing for Dimitri is his business in forging art. Think about it this way:
Picture you don't speak a LICK of english, you're from a lower in-come family or even straight up poverty but you grew up on tall tales of your grandpa being a total badass who lived freely and seizes every opportunity he could to make money... or take it rather but you get the idea. Your grandpa used his talents as a diver and deep down, you know what your talent is. It's art. So you somehow manage to move across the world to Paris, go to an art school work your ass off to develop your own style, your own identity and when it came to making a name for yourself you were rejected super hard. You're now probably in debt, in a foreign country and all you're known for is being the art community's clown.
One thing that gets overlooked is that Dimitri's paintings aren't actually that bad.
He very clearly knows the basics quite well, he's using color theory to shade and add depth but as he goes from student to independant artist, he breaks away from the basics and develops a style. His color use becomes brighter, he adds little stars just because why not? He likes em! This style is PERFECT for the nightlife club scene he ends up in down the line of course, but in the world of pretentious parisian artist hipsters? Absolutely not. So while he's just being himself, he's shown that that isn't allowed, that wont get him success. It reminds me of artists who say shit like 'I'll just learn to draw furry porn I guess!' thinking it's a guaranteed money printer (heh) and whether they enjoy making that kind of content is irrelevant, which leads to burn out or in case they DO find success, imposter syndrome. The dread that you do not deserve this recognition because it's not something you're actually that passionate about, not something you want to be known for. Say what you will about Dimitri but he never compromised. And while the cutscene shows shoddy painted depictions of classical paintings, I think this was more to illustrate him forging paintings to a younger audience than imply he was a bad painter as just before those crappy version, we see what's probably the REAL version he would've painted and sold.
This is conjecture on my part but I have to believe it because well, art forgery is HARD. You'd have to actually be a freaking genius to do it and sell it for so high, you can just afford what is basically a freaking opera house in PARIS and turn it into a nightclub. Also did I mention Dimitri just, HAS a ~mansion~ in Monaco? Because he does.
I've also always liked that scene for the expression on his face. It's smug, it's so full of petty, passve aggressive anger, a stubborness to admit defeat and instead to just 'prove a point' even if that point is lost to the means being SUPER illegal. That being sad, I don't think any of us feel bad over this man stealing a couple thousand from billionaire pockets. Billionaires that probably have their own little illicit ways to get that cash. Funny... It seems Sly isn't the only one who steals from other criminals.
And you might've stuck around this long and gone 'Umbra, get to the fucking POINT already." to which I have good news.
Dimitri, the Marine Iguana.
My favorite part, feel free to skip ahead to this headline if you want.
So who is this guy anyway? Well, from Sly 3 we see that he has a mother, a sister and his grandparents and that's about it as far as we can tell.
Just look at that smile! He looks like your average, awkward teenager. No struggling on the streets from what we can tell, no bullying by bigger kids, no weird sociopathic tendencies, no childhood trauma or grudges. The events that changed him seem to all have happened after he left for Paris. Sure it aint much to go off of but even if his life was hard, it seemed he was close with his grandfather and got to know him for a decent couple of years. Marine Iguanas are, like the name implies, an aquatic species of reptile. They're well adapted to land but due to low food availability in-land, they migrated to the beaches and started living off of sea algae, learning how to dive in the process. Even in Sly 2 the devs included plenty of references to Dimitri's affinity for water. The windows in the dancefloor area of his club are partially submerged, there are two massive aquariums in his office, he lives on a boat (or hides there anyway) and has several water features but inside and outside his club.
When you take a step back and look at all that, Dimitri is... just a guy who left his home country, his family, to follow a dream only to have that dream shatter and he's left to pick up the pieces all alone, making poor choices in the process. Choices based on anger and a broken heart. And the truth of the matter is that ALL of this, could happen to anyone. Granted in varying different ways as not everyone's life is the same and not everyone will make the same choices but I think many of us had a dream career as a kid only to become a jaded adult who thinks it's unrealistic or only does that thing as a hobby, I think there's many of us that remember the moment our hearts were broken and we realized the cold, unforgiving nature of real, adult life.
We see the effect of ALL of this come to a head in Sly 3, when at first he's not sure if he should still be mad at Sly for putting him in jail while he's currently the only guy he knows that COULD break him back out of jail as well. He still overcompensates, he's still overly confident and he put himself in that cell but still, he honors his word and helps Sly and Bentley find their friend. Then in Holland we see him behind a bar, seemingly as if he's actually got a job as a bartender there. Heck, he DOES have a job! He's the announcer! He may not super like it but he's being humbled by it all the same and when Sly comes for help a second time, the bravado is gone for a moment. He expresses genuine fear, not necessarily for his own safety but for losing a job, for *failing*. Of course the right answer in this scenario is to hype up his confidence again. And because Sly has proven himself to be trustworthy in the past he figures he can trust him with a favor of personal, sentimental value. If anyone would understand how it feels to have your family name dishonored and an heirloom stolen, it's Sly and Dimitri knows that damn well.
I think this is about as real as Dimitri can get, aside from the whole scuba gear thing. I know the gang is disguised but I don't think Dimitri is at all. I think that's just... what he likes to wear, further making me think he's just a regular guy with so much heart ache he lashe out in some pretty vile ways. Tortured artists are known to do some crazy shit after all. And while he continues to be his funny eccentric self we know him to be, he starts to have his first real moments of genuine care and loyalty while a part of the Cooper Gang. He tells Bentley he 'has his own flavor' which is his way of telling him that he's unique an valid the way he is. He dives after Sly's cane in VERY dangerous waters, risking injury or even his life, no questions asked. He sends Bentley postcards and letters to let his friend know he's safe and doing well. But perhaps something that hits me harder than any of that, is how angry and shocked Dimitri looks upon Sly's 'retirement announcement'.
Here he was thinking he made a friend out of Sly, and just like that he was gone. It makes me wonder if he held onto that grudge or not but a part of me likes to imagine that he didn't. I think his time with that gang made him realize that although he might not understand and he might be upset, it's not all about him. If anything he silently continued the rivalry by seeing how many girls he could cram into one post card with him to one up Sly's act of running off with a girl himself or perhaps he took it as a sign to make a career switch as well. Either way, Dimitri ended up changing for the better, he became himself in the end. A sweet, goofball iguana who loves the ocean and loves to paint. Making money became a nice bonus rather than his main focus.
Coming from a similar, rough background, having gone to therapy and trying to find my place in the world, this gives me hope. Hope that if I look hard enough, I can find my niche too and that being myself is the best I can be. If you read all this, thank you. I fgured it was best to just get it ALL out at once. I hope it was a fun read or made you look at Dimitri a little differently.
#Sly Cooper#sly 2 band of thieves#sly 3: honor among thieves#Dimitri Lousteau#If there's typos suck it up#It's now 4 AM
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I just read this and IMAGINE vale in an interview being like I would never hurt a child, they are free of their parents sins or whatever, him just yapping wild shit, fork found in kitchen, (maybe even about pedro who is jlo and dani's child, if you decide to include that) and then marc hearing this and getting so angry because he DID hurt david, a child who has done nothing wrong except for being marc's child
And then david hearing it as well and overthinking, and wondering what he did wrong if vale goes against his own moral code with him (and let's not talk about the can of worms it would open in his mind and thoughts like "maybe i am the reason papa (marc) gets so much hate and vale being so cruel to him and then Marc finds out about his thoughts (or worst, someone like dani or jlo) and them having to talk him out of it, having to convince a toddler about the fact that vale is just insane and that this has nothing to do with him)
Or even worse, if vale ever gets a question like "if the child didn't exist, would you and marc still be together" and vale the asshole being like "yeah, probably" basically confirming his biggest fear and marc's worst nightmare (his child hating himself because of vale)
Anyway, just a random thought
With love,
Mango anon đ„
Hiiiii, okay how the hell did you hack my phone to read my drafts?
Because tell me HOW this is so similar to something that definitly will be picked up soon. I'm not going into detail to not spoiler you but I can confirm that David is going to have a very cruel moment of "what if I'm the problem?" Oh I am so close to spill the beans on that but I think it'd be more existing as a surprise so I'm biting my tongue...
Now don't get me wrong, I am in love with that first bit. Oh it is so sick and twisted, just perfect! But for me to really make it fit, I feel like I need to change it a little bit, if you don't mind? Vale is very careful and manipulative on what he says in public so I am not sure if such a blant statement of "A child is not responsible for their parents faults" would cause lots of blacklash. So how about letting the public statement be more like "Pedro was born as the product of deep love. And even if his dad (Jorge) is an asshole, you can't really blame that on that little angle" (cut to little chaos pedro - like that *evil laughter* meme from Lilo and Stitch) I feel like it still says the same thing but not as direct if you know what I mean? Plus it had the same/ similar reaction for Marc because David too is a product of their deep love which Vale actively denies with that statemant. So basically he isnt just denying being Davids father but also everything that had been between them, tehir relation, their love and everything else. And of course Vale is blaming David for Marcs allegidatly fault (cheating which he didnt but yk what I mean) so that aspect would be there too. I hope you dont mind and still like this
BUT OOOOH!OOOOH YOU GAVE ME A REAL TOY WITH THAT LAST THOUGHT!!!! Are you kidding me?! Vale confirming they'd still be together. I LOVE THAT! Now imagine Marc being asked about that in an interview. Like "Rossi said if it hadnt been for David, you'd still be together. Can you confirm that or give us your opinion on that?" And MArc just coldly stares in the camera and is like "No. If he even managed to use his biological son against our relationship, I'm sure he would easily find something else. And despite that I refuse to imagine a world where my son isn't with me. He is the most important person in my life and I will not budge on that for anyone. He will never be 2nd to anyone." Mind you, I used biological father for a reason. Rn Vale is just that. Not his father or papa, because there is no emotional connection. So he is just the biological father.
Anyway, thank you so much for you thoughts, really enjoyed them!!! I hope you dont mind the slight changes. Feel free to let me know what you think about them!!! (actually pls pls pls pls pls pls pls tell me what you think)
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hiii its the anon from yesterday who yapped abt alastor being softer to the other hazbins during/after the tickle war, and ive come to provide you with some lee AND ler al content :)
so, after briefly reading thru this blog, i can tell that everyone loves al being SO obvious when hes in a lee mood (me included tbf). so, on top of his shadow being a menace n' him being 10x more touchy/twitchy than usual when he wants to be tickled, id like to give him another tell (that i HOPE?? someone hasn't brought up yet???): his good ole ears/tail!!!
methinks that whenever he's in a lee mood, his ears pin down/to the side whenever someone approaches him, even if they arent planning on tickling him!! yk, a common sign of submission in animals. as for his tail, you couldn't rlly tell unless he had it uncovered, but it'd be face down and 'tucked between his legs', (not ACTUALLY/FULLY bc if he ever caught himself doing that he'd make himself stop immediately out of sheer embarrassment gfajafakags, but he does the closest thing to it)!!! both things he doesnt realize he's doing unless pointed out, and i imagine it as the final push a ler would need to wreck him. like.. imagine someone from the hotel who's been seeing al run around all day, just out the corner of their eye, but theyre able to pick up on him being more twitchy and clingy than usual. plus, his shadow acting up.. and then the pieces all slot into place once they approach him to ask abt it and they see his ears fold back :) they then continue to make those ears flap and that tail wag :)))
AND like i promised, some ler content, still concerning al's ears/tail bc not only am i obsessed with them, methinks they'd also be good tools for him to use as a ler!!! for the cherished moments where al uses direct physical touch instead of magic to tickle his lee, i think it'd be adorable if he brushed his ears/tail against their sensitive spots, especially if he often does so '''accidentally''' after learning about it :) these are the first two scenarios that came to mind that fit what im talking abt, but feel free to imagine your own/smthn different:
ler al and lee husk, with husk having a really sensitive chin/neck!! al keeps pulling him close, making husks attempts at pawing (ha) him off futile by al scrabbling at his ribs and stomach, which eventually leads to al leaning his head forward n' makin' his ears accidentally flap against husks neck/chin, which makes the poor kitty *squeal*. theres like that brief moment of 'oh no' from husk before al leans back in and purposefully wiggles his ears back and forth against husk until hes laughing so hard he cant breathe đ„șđ„șđ„ș al is teasing him the entire time, much to his chagrin
and, for the tail!! ler al and lee angel dust!!! ive always imagined angel with a sensitive stomach, so al would either have to be holding him down/or against something in this scenario, but just think abt how cute it'd be for the two to be play-fighting but then angel lets out a *yelp* whenever al's tail brushes along his stomach!! angel'd get his own 'oh no' moment where al's suddenly pinning him down, using his hands to tickle angels armpits and ribs while his tail absolutely wrecks his stomach. angel would be making witty comebacks to al's teasing if he had time to breathe :)))
okokok that should be all its past midnight here i need to sleep!!! anyways ajagsfaggaha ty for reading hope you liked ittt :)))))
Anon this isn't a food this isn't a meal YOU GAVE ME A FULL BANQUET!!! GOT ME STIMMING SM ALREADY IN THE BEGINNING
And the scenarios too omggg, I freaking LOVED the unintencional thing of the ears going down, animal features doing silly things when someone is in a lee mood or being tickled is my weak point (Alastor's tail totally wags when he's tickled tho I am SO SURE)
AND HUSK WITH A HYPER TICKLISH NECK TOO IS CHEF KISS!!
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Ë Ì Blue Lock matchup No.5 @mooncakes-and-peaches
Hello! This is my last current matchup. Iâll be writing more soon as I have 3 shorter bonus ones planned for the few people who sent in after the cut-off. Iâll be opening them up again soon once I find I have more free time! I also have some special types of matchups planned so stay tuned!
So anyways, some of the things you noted in your matchup felt really refined and sort of sophisticated, in a way? So, with that, I decided to match you to Reo Mikage!
I know youâre anime only, and so matching you to Reo might not make much sense now, but his personality really shines through in the manga, and I might write a bit over my intended limit trying to prove that to you, so hear me out!
âàšà§âÂ Ë âI'm a huge homebody. I enjoy watching TV⊠drawing occasionally.. writing ideas and characters for storiesâŠâÂ
ââŠand working out (my goal is to look fit and Iâve actually managed to get some muscle!) I like playing tennis, but I have to be in the mood and the weather has to be right.âÂ
If youâve read most of my matchups so far, Iâve said this same thing a few times, but most of your description sort of gave me Reo vibes (if that makes sense). We know that canonically, Reo is/was studious in school, achieved high marks and always performed well in what he did/does. Despite this, I feel as though heâd definitely enjoy staying home after a long day of training (as anyone else probably would). Though, Reo would definitely motivate you to play more tennis; heâd probably see potential in your skills despite you having specific conditions to be in the mood to play right! Heâd also bring you along when he has training at the gym, and the two of you would train together, and this way, the both of you can meet your fitness goals together. Though on those off days when the both of you arenât in the right mood to go to the gym, youâd stay home, and binge watch a TV show together, sharing a bowl of popcorn and different types of chocolates that he picked up from a super-high-end chocolatier earlier that day. I feel like Reo, being the rich kid that he is, is probably used to super refined tastes, like 95%+ dark chocolate. Iâm not sure whether you like dark chocolate or not (personally, I absolutely love it) but if you donât heâd try to convince you to try it, and if you do, the two of you would eat the box of chocolates together.
âàšà§â Ë âI'll let things slide here and there, but I've never been a big risk-taker/have been rebellious. At the same time, and I know this is contradicting, I'm a very lazy individual, but recently I've been doing better doing what needs to be done and more.â
Seeing as Reo is kinda a textbook spoiled rich kid, he also carries a little bit of a âlook at me, Iâm following the rulesâ kind of personality, but not necessarily in a bad way. Seeing as youâre someone who seems to avoid trouble, he may see you as a ârefinedâ individual and take interest in that. We know that Reo is a huge business and stocks nerd, (duh) his family says it all. So, Iâd imagine that heâd constantly yap to you about those types of things, asking you if youâve seen the stocks today, and always telling you and about the shifting economic state of whichever country is on his mind today. I may be wrong about this, but in the case that you do know about those types of things (I def do not) I can imagine the two of you talking about it for hours. In the case that you donât really know much about business-y type things, youâd listen to him talk and talk about something he read in a book he bought earlier that day, only to end his yap session by saying:Â
âWell, I donât really care since I donât want my dadâs company anyway. Iâve got Nagi, and together, our soccer willâŠâ. Congratulations, yap session number 2 is about to begin! Although, you donât really mind, because seeing Reo finally have something to call his own brings a special type of warmth to your heart. His newfound motivation towards wanting to be good at something that he grew from nothing himself definitely makes you feel like you can motivate yourself to build your own skill at things that you already enjoy doing.Â
Iâd imagine that Reo would obviously bring you to meet Nagi. Heâd take you along to watch him practice one time and introduce you to his closest friends (literally only Nagi, maybe Chigiri? â but I wonât spoil anything for you). Seeing as you didnât mention soccer as one of your interests he might suggest that the three of you play a sport together one day, and youâd suggest tennis. With Nagi being the talented freak he is, his general skill in almost anything he does may physically exhaust you, with you opting to watch him and Reo go against each other in a match while you keep the scores. Thatâs not to say that youâre bad at playing tennis, of course. Nagi is (was) known to make these types of underhanded comments at another person who isnât up to his skill level (đ).Â
âàšà§â Ë  âI don't have an aesthetic, I just like to wear whatever is comfy and don't really stray from my regular stuff (another thing I need to work on).â
Given his riches, Reo would obviously have expensive taste. If Iâm not wrong, he wears designer clothes and all that jazz. So, seeing as you also have a super self-improving orientated mindset, (in my opinion) heâd always motivate you to do new things and open your avenues up a little. Thatâs why I think heâd pamper you with new clothes, or randomly take you âshoppingâ where in reality he takes you to get one of those colour analyses, where the person would help you figure out what colour âlooks bestâ on you. Heâd pay extra attention to it and buy you things based on what the analyst says. Of course, he takes it with a grain of salt, and lets his personal opinion seep through when buying you gifts. As for you, youâd give him a little âfashion showâ where you try on the clothes he bought you so as to not disappoint him, even if theyâre not really your style. In the end, youâd pick out a couple pieces that you ended up liking a lot and scold him for splurging (just because he has tons of money, doesnât mean he should spend it all!). Heâd also take note of the types of things you ended up keeping and use it as reference for his next shopping haul for you. From personal experience, he knows that money isnât the only thing that can keep a person happy, so he definitely tries to not overwhelm you with all his gifts and stuff. Seeing you smile and be content is one of the most important things to him, and heâd be absolutely torn if he was the reason for you to feel any sort of sadness.
#btw all the character dividers in this series were made by me :D#coldhandsss#writing#blue lock#fluff#anime#bllk#blue lock x reader#reo mikage#mirage reo#blue lock reo#reo x reader#reo mikage x reader#bllk x reader#matchups
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this is just a little yap because I don't know really who to talk to about something like this so I'm screaming into the void instead, feel free to ignore <3
today i finally got pain medication that should help with the chronic pain I've been dealing with for roughly three years. I'm very obviously not upset about that fact, I am incredibly relieved actually and I'm really excited to see how I feel tomorrow after it hopefully begins to take affect.
However, this just feels very anti-climactic. I'm unsure how to word it (hence my unusually pretentious way of wording my sentences, I think it's a defence mechanism in response to the vulnerability-- detaching myself through the use of formal language), but it feels as though there should be... more?
I think this is rooted in a few different places, somewhere between the sense of loneliness I have yet to address since my mum moved out, and my need to prove that I am actually sick. Usually through every step of this my mother has been there, not neccassarily to 'hold my hand', as I first thought to put it, but as an observer. She was at least there for it. Through all the things I have tried.
Now, it's just like it's a normal night. I've talked about it a lot, persistent in my attempts to share how excited/nervous I am out the possibility of what a new medication may cause-- both in terms of pain relief and in terms of side affects and how my mental health may improve/worsen (at least if it worsens y'all can get some of the GOOD Dazai angst lmao) as a result.
But everyone else has something more important to do. It feels childish to ask my dad to just sit with me while I take it, I'm 15 so I should be able to do this by myself but there's just nobody there. Nobody's here while I try it, nobody will be there if it makes me feel sick or tired and I doubt I'll be asked how I feel in the morning. It goes past the medication, deeper than I could ever hope to pick apart in a tumblr vent post but this just to happens to be the catalyst for all the Feelings to start building up. I don't want to call my mother so she can sit on the other end of a phone line not paying attention for three minutes while I take medication that really isn't a big deal to anyone but me.
There's just normally somebody there and there isn't this time. There hasn't been for more than a year now but it's just different this time. Uhmmm anyway vent over I am now going to stop being a baby and take my meds đ I'm going to have some apple juice with them :3
#sorry for the rant#feel free to ignore this#im a little silly#uhhhhhhh#going to sleep tonight and write tomorrow#silas yaps
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hallo! id like to request đ with newt from tmr or ron weasly from harry potter!
im a pretty nerdy persn i like to collect glass shards and i like to draw as well ! :D
people say im either cold or shy at first before i open up and start yapping about all my favorite interests like saw and other spooky things !
appearance idk if you need that but i have blue eyes, snake bite piercings and short brown hair with blonde highlights
anyways feel free to skip me if thsi is not for you !
I LOVE YOUR WRITING HAVE A GOOD DAYYYYYYYYY<33333
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Y/N is by the water again.
Ron Weasley should not be noticing this. He shouldnât be noticing anything, actually. He is supposed to be completing a Transfiguration essay due the next morning; even Hermione has sworn not to help him if he doesnât get half of it finished by sundown at least, and Ron knows that he really does need to try this time, but he canât. He canât focus on the writing haphazardly scrawled across his parchment, because instead of thinking about the best way to turn a rock into a rabbit, heâs thinking about the student walking out by the lake, wind whipping at their robes as they slowly stroll down the shore.
Y/N L/N.
It makes perfect sense, then, that he couldnât focus. He never can, really, not when theyâre around. Ron canât explain it. Itâs just that every time heâs around Y/N, his brain starts short-circuiting. He loses his train of thought, he misplaces his bookbag, he drops things. Harry has started teasing him mercilessly about it, but Ron couldnât do a thing about it if he tried.
So, he wonât try. Not at all. Ron abandons the essay without a backwards glance, pulling his robes tighter about him to ward off the chill as he heads out to the lake. Y/N glances up when he draws near, smiling slightly.
âHey, Ron,â they say.
Ron ducks his head in greeting. âWhatâre you doing?â He asks.
He comes off a bit too brash, but Y/N has never seemed to have a problem with that. At first, Ron thought they were cold, never wanting to talk to anyone in the Great Hall, but as it turned out, that couldnât be farther from the truth. Y/N is careful in who they trust, but once Ron managed to get them to open up, theyâve been close friends. He canât help but wish, however, that they could be closer still.
âIâm looking for glass,â Y/N tells him. âLook, the water smoothes the edges.â
They stoop and pick up a piece, then show it to him, holding it up so the faint sunlight ripples through the whorls in the glass. This shard is the precise blue of their eyes, and when Y/N passes it to him, Ron canât help the feeling that heâs cradling a piece of them in his hand. As long as he keeps the glass close, he has them all to himself. Maybe for forever.
âShow me more,â he says hurriedly, matching their pace when they start walking again.Â
Y/N smiles and starts talking about what theyâve found so far. Ronâs hand drifts to his pocket, where he carefully holds the smooth glass tight. This, at last, is something he will never let go.
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hi this is gonna be my niall experience as I just need to get it out and Iâm sure irls are SICK of me talking abt it <3 pls enjoy or ignore up to u
proof being delusional works!
june 27: I fly my ass out to toronto!!! and at this point Iâm just giggling w a friend joking around what if I meet Niall
june 28: today is niallâs 1st show in Toronto hehe
I was eating lunch at a random restaurant I stopped by on queen st and I was soooo excited / nervous I couldnât eat! basically forcing myself to eat so I donât die at the concert fjdjskks but yeah after like half an hour of picking my food I start to feel unsettled.. and a lil bit uneasy! idk it was suchhhhh a weird feeling but u always gotta listen to ur gut!!
U GOTTA LISTEN TO UR GUT!!
DONT IGNORE IT
it was sooo strange like at that moment I knew I had to leave the restaurant RIGHT NOW and so I did! I was like half an hour walk away from my air bnb so Iâm like thatâs fine Iâll just walk back & still have plenty of time before the show to get ready and stuff! there were so many different ways to walk back. I couldâve crossed the street earlier or turned the corner sooner but the path I chose led me right to Niall đđ I wasnât even looking for him!!! but I was waiting for the crosswalk⊠look up and who do I see? NIALL FUCKING HORAN RIGHT THERE
- ngl tho niall in a cap and sunglasses is such a great disguise FJKSKAKA I would not have recognized him if tour manager wasnât with him! shoutout to jstir (I met him when I was like 13 when he was working for Cody simpson and taking everyoneâs m&g photos fjdjskks that manâs face is engraved in my mind so I was able to recognize him pretty quick!) like who knew my 13 year old phase would come back 10 years later and help me out !!!
anyways so Niall is across the street and Iâm just fighting w myself debating if I should go up to him or not đđ the saying never meet ur heroes is kinda true JDKDKAKA it changes u & all the expectations u have! Ultimately I figured that this was my 1 chance to say something so I just went for it. If I didnât Iâd probably regret it for the rest of my life!
I just know my voice was shaky and I was super nervous but niall was so sweet and patient <3 like I felt so bad just going up to him đđ hes just out and about⊠trying to be incognito & enjoy some free time FJSKKA like I am quite aware but when else could this happen u feel đ„Č anyways here is the convo from what I remember bc I blacked out (as u do when u meet ur fave)
me: hi Niall!! just wanted to say hi and let you know how excited I am to see you perform tonight and tomorrow <3
niall: hi how are you! oh youâre going to both shows? is that right? weâre actually headed to the venue now
me: oh! If thatâs the case I donât wanna keep you guys. Would it be alright if we took a photo?
niall: yes of course!
the photos (cropped myself out bc Toronto humidity is my enemy & I was a sweaty mess from walking back to the air bnb)
and then I just say thank u so much! see u at the show hahaha and SPRINT OFFFFJFKSKAK like I ran so fast bc I needed to get away and scream đđ
mind u I be carrying my leftovers the entire time JFKSKAK SO FUNNY
I DIDNT EVEN INTRODUCE MYSELF! WISH I TOLD HIM I FLEW MY ASS OUT! THAT HE NEEDS TO TOUR MORE CITIES IN CANADA! TO PUT NEW ANGEL ON THE SETLIST!! so much I wish I said but again thankful they were on the way to the venue so I was forced to keep it short so I didnât continue to yap and embarrass myself further. it couldâve been so much worse! just gotta remind myself that.
sat in the air bnb for like 2 hours in silence trying to process what happened fjdjskks wouldâve been longer but I had to get to the show! anyways I was like 15 rows back on the floor and had the best time <3
june 29: Toronto night 2!!!
Iâm sat 2nd row floor⊠right next to the barricade and Iâm so close I know that niall can see me đđđ idk if itâs the delusion but I keep making eye contact with niall and he keeps looking at me! probs thinking oh is it that weirdo from the street yesterday đđđđđđđ LMFAO but U TELL ME!! IS IT DELUSION BC I THINK I GOT PROOF RIGHT HERE
felt too perceived by him tbh JDKKA needed to run and hide! like eye contact was crazy djdjjsjs
OKAY THAT IS ALL FOR NOW I THINK! if u made it this far I am so amazed ty for reading the rambles <3
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*kicks your door down* Iâll try to be consistent in coming back - sometimes I forget I exist and then disappear off the planet *puts up fingers in heart shape*
Anywho. Nope. Weâve never seen each other before. Never ever. (It was just one time Iâm pretty sure-) STAYING ANONYMOUS UNTIL I WORK UP THE NERVE TO SAY HI *poses*
Anyway, Your Mortician is fine!! Promise not to squirm when I cut you open!! *Smiles and flashes scalpel*
- Your Morticianđ (Who is very excited right now!!)
Sorry for taking so long to respond⊠I was eeping. Also, hey!!! You better not forget >:(
I will drag you back here myself if I have to, so no disappearing off of the planet! You sent an ask here, and now you are obligated to yap with me FOREVER, MWUAHAHAHAHA. Fell for my evil plan⊠and now you canât leave!
Oh? Just one time? Hmm⊠well, I will do detective work later and see if I can get any suspects for who you are! Iâm too tired to do that right now Ï(^_^;) And thatâs okay; you can stay anonymous as long as youâd like! What matters is that youâre comfortable. Just telling you that I donât bite, so donât be afraid to come say hi to me off of anonymous sometime! Donât listen to anyone who says I do!!! They are liars. Their pants are on fire. I have never bitten anyone before ever⊠teehee <(ïżŁïž¶ïżŁ)>
Until you do work up that courage, though, you should totallyyy tell me about yourself! I wanna know more about you!!! That is if you want to⊠but feel free to skip over this section/any of the questions here if you want, SIGHHH (ââžâ)ïżŒïżŒ Okay, time to put down a bunch of questions:
What do you like? What do you dislike? Whatâre some hobbies and interests of yours? Tell me something about yourself that you think makes you unique to other people! Favorite color? Favorite game? Favorite show? Favorite movie? Favorite song? Favorite flower? Favorite scent? Favorite food? Favorite drink? Are you an introvert or an extrovert⊠maybe an ambivert? If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Do you collect anything? Whatâs one word youâd use to describe yourself? Do you prefer space or the ocean? Do you believe in the paranormal?
ANDDD I am all out of ideas since I was just coming up with all of those on the spot! You donât have to answer all of them or even any at all, though. I know that itâs a lot, but thereâs some options for you to pick from if you wanna tell me more about yourself! Ehehehehe
YIPPEE!!! I am not creative⊠and my mortician just seemed like the obvious option for a tag if you werenât going to pick one yourself ^o^ïżŒ I meannn, Iâll try my best not to, but no guarantees! Being cut open HURTS. Iâd be like, YEOUCHHHH!!! It would be very hard to not squirm methinks đ§ And youâre excited to talk to meee? That makes me happy 2 hear⊠I will try not to be boring! I yap a lot. Too much. Hopefully the length of this response doesnât scare you off LMAOOO. If it does, then oopsie
#// bon's mail#// my mortician#IM JOKING ABOUT THE BITING PART#i do not bite as in being mean!!#i just like going BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU for the funzies
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Currently going down my list of people to ask about OCs because they rbed my OCtober bingo card :3
Tell me of the OCs!
Oh god I got about a million of them. This is going to be long, but I had to infodump. I'm not even sorry.
CW: Suicidal ideologies and similar themes
I was going to talk about some OCs I made for my comic, but seeing as I think they're better suited to be introduced through that, I'll talk about some ocs I made for an abandoned project
You just gave me the opportunity to yap about them and their universe. I will probably never get around to doing anything with them, bc of other projects that take priority. But gosh! If money wasnt a problem, Id talk to a video game company about them!
We gotta start with Melanie.
Melanie is a college student who has had night terrors and sleep paralysis her whole life. She has hallucinations of shadowy creatures watching her from dark corners on the daily. One night she "breaks free" from her sleep paralysis and gets up to face one of the shadow creatures, but it slips away. She follows it and ends up in a hellish dimension, where she meets Candice.
Candice is a ghost, a poltergeist to be exact. She's very sweet, but a little gullible and very excitable. She doesn't remember her life before she came to this dimension, but every so often she gets glimpses into it. Nothing she sees has ever been very good, and it makes her really upset to remember any of it.
Part of the reason she's so trusting is because she doesn't remember who she is. She runs into this shadow demon named Whisp, and becomes incredibly close with her. Eventually Candice started living in this dusty laboratory she found, and she and Whisp stopped hanging out so much. Something about Whisp and the lab owner hating each other....
Candice has a bunch of ghost powers. She can pick up objects and mess with technology. If she feels strong emotions (intense anger for example,) the objects around her start flying around. She feels things very intensely so this tends to happen fairly often.
Candice finds out the lab is owned by Billius, my knock off bill cipher oc (basically after gravity falls ended me and my friend wrote stories of how we thought Bill would act at the end of weirdmaggedon.) Billius is a horribly depressed, angry, ex powerful demon who had all his powers stripped away after he tried to take over the entire hellscape. His punishment is to essentially live out a few millenias without his magic, which really sucks because this entire dimension relies on it to do everything.
The one thing they let him keep was invincibility and immortality. And he's um. Not happy about it, if you catch my drift.
Billius has thrown himself into studying "Earth magic." That is to say, science. His studies range from chemistry to computer science, but seeing as he has to rely on heavily outdated material (that, and he's not very good at following instructions) he tends to mess up a lot.
He doesn't like Candice very much. He finds her incredibly annoying. Ghosts aren't a common species in this dimension (not in his part of it, anyway), so for his entire existence he had no idea they were real. That is, until about a decade ago, his technology started going haywire and lab equipment started floating in the air. Billius thought he was going crazy and talked to his partner Argus about it. She broke the news his lab was being haunted, which he promptly laughed in her face over... Candice quickly introduced herself after.
Argus is a "political figure" in this world. I use the term political figure loosely. They're what people on Earth would call an angel, but she's very much a demon based on this universe's standards. They're one of the powerful beings that stripped Billius of his powers, and thought ":) wow. He's kind of pathetic. I like that in a guy" and they started to get to know each other while he was doing community service. She keeps Billius on the right track, and basically sprays him with water like a cat whenever he starts doing "bad things" again.
Gonna circle back. Candice and Billius had a one sided friendship for the longest time. Once Billius found out ghosts existed, he changed his studies to ghost biology. Candice became his lab rat, and he began running tests on her to figure out "how she works."
These tests were incredibly painful but Candice went along with it, because she fully trusted Billius. It wasn't until Argus + another oc (whom I will not be talking about as he's not my own oc, but in fact my friends oc) called him out on his bullshit, that Candice realized "friends don't hurt friends"
Candice exploded. Argus, Billius, and the unnamed oc got to witness the full extent of her powers, and after they calmed her down (and cleaned up the lab) Billius swore to her he'd stop using her as a lab rat. Candice was distant with him for the longest time after, but they're okay now! Truely!
Now lets talk about Whisp :]
Whisp is a shadow demon. Their job is to essentially gain power (magic, energy, etc) through fear from other dimensions. They haunt people who are more suseptible to their influences. It's a relatively outdated occupation, but there are a few like Whisp who get some sort of kick out of it.
At one point, Whisp haunted Candice, back when she was a human. She'd whisper (get it??) horrible intrusive thoughts into Candice head. And unfortunately, Candice acted on them. Whisp convinced Candice to commit suicide when she was twenty years old. At that point, Whisp learned she gained far more power by absorbing energy through death, and later found out it didn't just stop at humans. It worked on other demons, too.
Nobody knows Whisp is responsible for Candice's death. Whisp was the very first person Candice came across in this dimension. Candice still trusts her with her full being, not realizing the "familiarity" she feels about Whisp is a huge warning sign.
After Melanie ended up in this hellscape with no way to return home, she's relying on Candice, Billius, Argus, and the unnamed oc to bring her home. And if they gotta go through the 7 layers of hell, so be it
Edit: for people playing the game
Candice: red
Billius: yellow
Argus: pink/purple
Whisp: black
Melanie: orange
#cw suicide#Aaaah this is so long#im so sorry (no im not)#i really love these guys. i was going to turn this premise into a video game but then covid happened. so#lost my chance :(#maybe one day!#thanks for the ask!#dazey yaps
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same anon from the dove whole body deo. okay okay so, maybe a bit tmi, but I half-agree and half-disagree with the idea that full body deodorants are just a scam to prey upon women's insecurities. I half-agree, in that I don't doubt at all that the intention is to keep women constantly self-checking and feeling disgusted at themselves for not smelling like vanilla extract 24/7. I CAN, however, get behind full body deodorant, because I work a labor job, and at work our AC oftentimes isn't great, so I get very sweaty, and it's good to have a product that will keep me from getting too rank. The tmi part is just that I sweat between my thighs and groin, and after a few hours on the job, it doesn't smell great. It's never bad enough for any people to notice, but the animals I work with sure do, so if having them stuff their noses into my crotch can be avoided a bit easier, I like to. The thing is, though, that I know damn well that men aren't worried about the same thing, and that women who don't have any reasonable reason to worry that their darker, sweatier areas are going to be a special breed of rank after a few hours will still purchase it to battle an insecurity they shouldn't have.
TL;DR: I don't think whole body deo is a bad idea (better to have people use a product that's safe for that purpose, instead of deodorant that's just meant for armpits being used in places it shouldn't be, if nothing else) but I think it should be a much more niche product than it is. The average person really shouldn't (and tbh, DOESN'T) have any need for it. All of that being said, I mostly named off that dove deo because it smells good, works well, and is all natural (if I remember correctly, anyway. At minimum, it is aluminum free, which was my primary concern when picking). Sorry for all of the deodorant talk, I'm a yapper
never apologize for yapping in my ask box thatâs what itâs there for. a yap receptacle.
thatâs a fair point about sweating at work i occasionally have to work at hot sites with a full fire resistant kit on and the pubic area can get a little smelly after a full day of work but like you said we arenât the target demo for those products at all. and i wouldnât wanna put full body deodorant anywhere near my sensitive parts. even the safer kind but to each their own. speaking as someone who used to nair my pubic hair lol i think iâve done enough damage. i just let her breathe now. i just avoid bussing it wide open at the end of those kinds of days. i also donât like live with anyone so if i get home and my musk is strong i donât really think about it too much
that is kinda funny about the animals though. like after a few hours of real body sweat they finally recognize you as also an animal
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Kirishima E. || Taming
Genre: NSFW
Type: Reading bites
Characters involved: Kirishima Eijiro
Note: This was inspired by a post a saw around on my dash, I believe @dcsiremc was the one who thought of mean brat tamer Kiri. Anyway, buckle up cuz this is a dumpster fire.
Prompt: "Can't handle a little spice?"/Kiri teaches a lesson to Brat! Reader
It wasn't usual for Kiri to be so bent out of shape. Had it been any other day, he'd just go along with your little antics and laugh them off. That occasion was different, whatsoever; agency work had been difficult, his schedule merciless and his lack of sleep too much.
He was, certainly, not having your attitude today.
You could hear his tired grunts as he opened the door of your shared apartment, the sound of his gear and duffle bag rustling indicating he was done with everything.
Kirishima's eyes scanned the room, noticing it was empty and silent without your incessant bickering. He could see some of your stuff misplaced around the floor and couch, clearly you had been there not long ago.
He picked the items up and piled them on the small coffee table, calling your name so that you could come for them. His crimson eyes closed, rubbing his temples.
âOh, hey! You're home, thought it'd be just me tonight. You didn't answer my texts.â You smirked.
Kirishima looked at you with a stern but flustered frown; the texts in question were a bundle of naked pictures of you laying over one of his favorite shirts.
âCan't you stop being a whore for a day?â He snarkily said, scolding you in a newfound way. The way he said it made your hole flutter. âGet here, right now.
You blinked but shook your head. His commanding felt like electricity, and your stupid horny brain wanted more.
âPsh, are you for real? I was just playing a little.â He heard you nonchalantly say, brushing off his discontent. A brat you were and a brat he was going to get, he guessed.
He stood up from the couch and yanked you by the collar of your shirt, pushing you against a nearby wall.
âYou want to act like a bitch today? Fine.â His voice felt different from the loving, tender tone he usually used on you. His knee positioned itself between your legs, pressing your core enough to make you shiver.
It was a thrilling sensation; pulling and pushing to gauge a reaction from him. That was a side of him you were yet to discover.
He grabbed the hem of your flimsy clothing and lifted it with force, leaving you exposed. You gasped for a brief second, feeling his eyes scan the tender skin of your body.
âI'm not even doing anything yet, and you are a mess already.â He mocked, pinching your belly a little; there was a slight pain to it, but the knee between your legs had you distracted from it.
âCome on, Kiri I was just toying around. Besides, it was just a shirt, it can be-
âShut up.
The words died in your throat, swallowing hard as his hand traveled to your neck. Said hand slowly made its way to your jawline and then, with no warning, tugged your hair.
âOw, hey, that â you're so mean!
âSay one more word, see what happens.
You stayed still for a second, biting your lip.
âIt doesn't suit you to be this big and scary. What are you gonna do, punish me?â You talked back, ignoring your better judgment.
The man holding you didn't allow you a second to drink his reaction, pulling you by the hair until he reached the couch. Compared to him, you were nothing but a rag doll he could drag around; no comparison to Red riot.
He bent you over on his lap, his free hand roughly stripping you from your bottoms. Your complaints fell on deaf ears.
Smack
The first hit landed, burning your skin as you hissed in pain.
âGo on, keep talking. You seem to have a lot to say today, what were you yapping about before?â
âFuck!â You yelped as you wiggled under his touch. âCan't handle a little spice? So sensitive.â He heard you say.
His gaze was daring you, unamused by your snarky attitude.
Smack
Landed the second one, this time with a little more force. His rough, calloused hand was leaving red marks on your skin. It was appropriate, if you think of it, a redhead spanking his whore until she was as red as his hair. You would've laughed if you were in a better position, but the next slap had your mind busy.
âWhat? Too shy to speak up now?â He asked, giving you faux hope. âTch, get on your knees. Quick.
Trembling, you kneeled between his legs, attentive to his next movement. The belt of his hero suit was soon out of the way, his pants now allowing you access to his cock.
âMake it hard, I'm still not done with you.
You pouted, turning your face to the side. Even if your cunt was dripping from all the excitement, you still had energy to misbehave.
Kirishima grunted, using your hair as a handle once more. Taking his cock out, he guided your mouth to it.
âBe of use, suck it.
Shutting your eyes, you hollowed your cheeks to create some suction. It didn't take long for his girth to harden, considering how many times you'd sucked on it. You knew all the spots that made him whimper, but something told you this time was going to be different from before.
His hips didn't give you time to breathe as they rammed deep inside your throat, making you choke. It was fast, rough, and spiteful. Fat tears rolled down your cheeks, messing up your eyeliner in the process; he was using your mouth for his satisfaction, not yours.
If you had been good, if you had been âKirishima's pebbleâ- as he liked to call you-, perhaps he would've come home and relieved his stress with tender love making. Instead, you were a brat today; bound to happen, this was the aftermath of your lack of discipline. Whores are treated like fuck toys, they don't get to pick and choose.
The way you gagged on his cock as you desperately tried to get it out to get some air had his balls clenching. Deciding to test your limits a little more before letting go, he buried your nose against him, his length fully engulfed by the walls of your throat.
He held you for a few seconds like that, watching you beg with your eyes. Your glassy eyes could see him swiftly reach for his phone, the sound of his camera snapping a picture being present.
âBreath, and get on fours.
You gasped for air and coughed as he released you. It was a carnal scene, Kirishima had to admit; you were partly undressed, your makeup ruined, and if he had to guess, your pussy was aching to be split in half.
âI don't think you'll act up ever again after this.
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hi <3 so this is gonna be a long ass jake request with two parts so bare with me as I explain my deepest desires lol
(1) firstly have you heard that song baby can I be your favorite something like this ?! I'm sure you did anyway there's a part in the song that goes "my name's whatever you make it" and first time I heard it I instantly thought that it sounds like something jake would say to a girl he's trying to hit on and is a simp for in the answer to what's your name ?! what should I call you ?! I feel like he would be the kind of man who would make you feel like you're the centre of his world, like he didn't exist before you he breathes for you, he's an idol now and making his fans feel so loved and special imagine how is s/o would be treated !! so therefore I was gonna request something like a simp jake having a crush on one of his friend's friend and finally deciding to shoot his shot and he is just such a romantic man he would start the sugar coating and flirting right away !! but at the same time he would still be the one in control of your relationship regardless of how soft he is to you man is a scorpio he will dominate your life softly !!!
(2) I saw this video on twitter that he says "what you gonna do in five seconds" in response to be my boyfriend for five seconds, and oh dear heavenly father the way he looks at the damn camera saying this ?!?!? I'm just on my knees instantly !! you know he's usually this cutie pie softie bubbly person running around being fun but then he suddenly shows his smart ass serious manly side and I just get physically shocked !! the way he looked dead seriously to the camera asking "what you gonna do with 5 seconds ?! tell me" it's like him showing that yeah I'm a cutie pie but at the end of the day you do as I tell you (NOT in a fake alpha wattpad daddy way BUT as in a mature guy even though he's younger than you but he's wise and smart and knows you so well way) so I would like to request yet another smut but also angst cause I'm sad and I wanna fight someone and who better than jake who would know his girls mood swings so well to let her cool off by pushing his limits until he ends up fucking the attitude out of her, it would be like the reader getting mad at him for the very small things and nagging constantly and picking up fighta until he's mad mad and he tries to hold her but she pushes his hand away harshly and he gets to the last level mad "okay you're done level" grabs her arm and take her to their room and ends up in fucking the frustration out of the reader
Here's the link to the video I yapped about for an hour:
https://twitter.com/baekwoniee/status/1743260394989461760?t=r6usdOzWTYi_1BCVkpI_6Q&s=19
also I said younger than the reader cause he is two years younger than me and I know it's not much but still he's the first ever younger bias I have and it felt weird to begin with but now that I'm seeing underneath all that puppy like personality he's actually mature and a man I need in my life I'm getting along with it better but still please somehow include this in them writings (*áŽÍËŹáŽÍ)ê€*.ïŸ
At the end I just wanted to share my thoughts and I can wait for a response as long as you need (you can fully ignore it too I don't mind) but yeah thank you in advance hahaha
thank youu sm for the ideas hehehe, iâll definitely look into the song ure talking about bcs im not sure if the song im thinking of is the one ure describing?? but omg id def write for jake using both of these sorta plots. feel free to always share ur thoughts in my inbox hsjahs i dont mind at all!! i enjoy reading stuff like this. thanks again anon, please look forward to the stories ill write for these reqs đ«¶
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