#anyways weird kid chisaki rights

[number1villainstan]

Teen Chisaki: Imagine if you collected bones from roadkill and kept them in a box underneath your bed and then used them to impress your sibling Sister (Eri's future mom): Quick question: what's wrong with you? Teen Chisaki, nudging a suspicious box back under his bed: no idea but the doctors in that one lab I escaped thought it was fascinating

[thotsforvillainrights]

Hi! Okay I'm doing this off anon cuz I might become a regular around here. I really enjoy your writing, and your smaus make me giggle SO MUCH.

So, here's my request! Basically, reader is like. 5 or 6 years old and has a HUGE kiddie crush on them right? Even to the point the reader basically forces them into a kindergarten wedding lol.

The reader would be any person you wants kid, but I'd like to specifically request Dabi, Shigiraki, Twice, Spinner, Compress, Pops, AFO, And Chisaki? Sorry if that's too much! But yeah if that's okay lol :> also how would the kids parent/sibling react!

(So I might've had a hard time understanding this one since I'm grow more dense the longer the night goes on. The reader is anyone I want child, but the person the reader thinks of is the people listed above? I hope that's right! Also don't be mad, please don't be mad but I'm not too much a big fan of the kid's having crushes trope! Although its a real thing -I say this because as a small child I wanted to marry Inuyasha after seeing him on my Tv one night.-Anyway, can I opt out of the wedding and tweak it to them being huge fans please???)

(No seriously, don't be mad. I'm very sensitive)

(I decided for the dad to be Re Destro since he's been present a lot lately here on the blog. I was originally going to make the dad Twice but I looked back and saw he was already listed as the person of interest lol)

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

-Dabi: Rikiya first started to suspect that you were a weird kid when he found you out in the garden one day trying to have a full conversation with earthworms in the tomato plant. Being a huge fan of the villain Dabi only cemented this. He figured you'd grow out of it in about a month or two but it didn't seem to go away. In fact, it only seemed to get worse with time! By the time you hit the age of 6, your entire bedroom was themed after a villain. It was somewhat disappointing since Re Desto figured you'd admire dear old dad around this age. Nope! You ran around the house throwing blue tissue paper here and there, pretending it was blue flames. You even went and scribbled purple paint all over yourself one day. It was getting out of hand but he tried to hand in there. What was a man to do?

-Shigaraki: There are worse things in this world...but having a kid that was obsessed with the Leader of the League of Villains definitely cut the cake. How on earth was he to cope with the various doodles of Tomura taking up space on his fridge? You even wanted him to call you Shigaraki around the house. It was no longer Cowboys and Robbers. It was now League and Heroes. There were no tea parties or fishing trips. You wanted to be Tomura you admired him so much. Your growing collection of red shoes was a sign of that. Re Destro has to hear Shigaraki's name leave his toddlers mouth at all hours of the day. "Papa look, Shigaraki is on the news!" He groaned and turned to stare at you as you excitedly watched the show. The man sighed to himself and smiled. Oh well, you were still his child and he still loved you dearly no matter what weird thing you were into at the moment.

-Twice: It's pretty obscure that Twice's biggest fan is a 6 year old but hey, what the hell. However, Rikiya did grow weary of watching his child try to make clones 24/7. That wasn't even the kind of quirk you possessed! Either way, he would learn to be patient with you until you found interest in someone else. At this point he'd prefer if it was anyone else other than Jin Bubaigawara. Damn it, anyone please? Here, hang out with uncle Skeptic or aunt Curious. Someone please help this old man lol.

-Spinner: At your young age you likely thought he was a dinosaur. It was innocent and very cute. You'd probably been raised up on a lot of dinosaur kids stuff so your brain made that connection when you saw Spinner one day. You'd suddenly started wearing a bandana/mask around the house and wielding an empty paper towel roll as your sword everywhere (even school). To you, spinner was the coolest person...dinosaur in the whole world. You would even take the toys you already had and wrap little masks around them and tie hairpins to their backs with rubberbands so they'd be like Spinner too. You also found out about Spinner before Stain so now you were thinking that Stain must be a huge spinner fan too.

-Compress: Anybody that can do magic tricks is going to have the best interest of a kid. That's a given rule. Poor Re Destro tried his hardest to explain to you that Compress was a villain and that he couldn't book him for your 6th birthday this year but you just weren't listening. Now Rikiya by no means raised any type of spoiled brat, but you certainly knew how to get what you wanted when you wanted it. You threw a fit. You thrashed about, cried until your eyes were swollen and itchy. You sniffled and snotted everywhere. You crossed your little arms and stomped your feet. You even threatened to hold your breath until you couldn't breath anymore. Your father folded faster than origami. Now he had to figure out a way to get a literal fucking villain to perform at a kids birthday party. Good luck with that one lol.

-Pops: You'd met the old man in public a few times. Your young mind couldn't gather much about him other than the fact that he must've been an important guy. All you knew is that 'old man pops' always reached into his pocket and gave you candy/sometimes money whenever he saw you. Re Destro usually chatted with the old man since they'd basically done business at the same bank and shopped at the same store sometimes. Your papa loved leaving far out of Deika to do errands since it was a nice trip to take. He didn't know his kid was going to admire the literal leader of the yakuza so much to the point that they wanted to be like the man. It wasn't too big of a deal though. He'd seen how nice the old man was to you. Maybe he'd arrange a time or two to take you to the compound so you could learn about the yakuza? Of course he didn't want you affiliated with such a group, but education at a young age was always essential.

-AFO: Rikiya is seriously considering sending a 5 year old off to therapy because what in the hell is going through your mind to have such a deep interest in All For One of all people. Sometimes things that are meant to scare people have little to no effect on small kids. Kids tend to be fearless (it's true), so sometimes they can have interests that border on the macabre. That must be what's happening right now. He hopes soon you'll come out of this before you turn 6 because he's getting weird looks buying AFO figures off the black market for a fucking 5 year old.

-Overhaul: Your obsession with Overhaul runs so deep that you've taken to covering your mouth everywhere. It started around the house with just your hand. You'd reach over your face at odd times and cover your mouth. Rikiya just thought that maybe something smelled weird but he could never figure out what it was. Then you progressed towards trying to make masks out of paper and yarn. He finally figured out you were interested in the young head of the yakuza after seeing him on the news one day. Now he had to deal with his child using their candy money to buy black surgical masks that barely fit their face. It was an odd interest indeed.

[glassartpeasants]

Crybaby

Overhaul x F!Reader

Warnings: Angst, cheating, toxic relationships, fighting

A/n:  @zuffer-weird-girl Hehe sending out my troops of tear collectors as we speak >:)

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“Can you just listen to me for once Kai?! It feels like everything im saying to you goes in one ear and out the other!” You scream at your husband who refused to listen to anything you had to say.

“I was listening! It’s just everything you say pisses me off or makes no god damn sense! Who can you expect me to listen to you when all you do is cry!” 

“Maybe i cry cause im fucking human?!” The arguing between you and your husband had been going on for hours. At least that’s what it felt like. Arguing with Kai was like arguing with a brick wall. The fight never goes anywhere and it feels like you can never win.

“Can you just shut up for once! God it feels like every time I talk to you it makes me want to slam my head against a wall! You are so insufferable!” Kai screamed in your face. 

You were never good with yelling. Which is probably why tears were streaming down your face now. You were always a bit more on the sensitive side anyways.

“See your crying right now! Your such a fucking crybaby!” He screamed at you once more, making even more tears then before. You bit your lips and curled your hands into fists. You looked up at Kai your vision blurred from your tears.

“If you hate me crying so much why did you even fucking ask me to marry you then?!” You scream in his face. 

“I don’t even fucking know anymore!” He screamed at you right back. Before you could do anything rationally, your hand slaps Kai right in the face. Effectively knocking off his mask. You didn’t mean it really, inside you wanted to apologize but your anger got the best of you.

“If you don’t know anymore then I’ll just leave!” You say as your feet start taking you outside of your shared bedroom.

“I never needed you anyways!” Kai screamed from the top of his lungs which rang through the entire compound.

Your feet carried you even faster out of the compound to the point of running. You couldn’t stand to hear him. Or even see him for that matter. You just wanted time to yourself.

~~~

Once you were away from the compound you reached a little park that was nearby.

You settle on a little bench that looked out over the playground that laid in the park. You put your hand on your chin as you watched little kids playing on it, seemingly enjoy the time of their lives.

It was little moments like this where you wanted a kid but then you remembered that what would be the point in having a kid when most of the time you and your husband fight about everything.

“Maybe us getting married was a mistake?” You say to yourself as you look down at the ground kicking around a little rock.

‘When was the last time we even slept in the same bed?’ You sat back as you looked at the tree that hung over you. 

It as a good question. The amount of times you guys fought couldn’t be counted on both hands. You both always said hurtful things, trying to make the other give up and say that the other side was right. It was such a toxic situation. Every time after each fight you cried to the point you threw up. Sometimes it wasn’t the fight itself, it’s the thought of was the love he had for you even real in the first place?

You guys may have been married but he was always cold and distant. You thought it would change, but it didn’t. He would always be at work and he would always never say good morning or good night to you. You did it all the time. It didn’t matter which emotion you were feeling you would always say the same thing.

You knew about Kai’s past and you wanted to show him that you weren’t ever going to leave him so that’s why you did your best to show moral support for anything he did and you always told him where you were going before you even left.

Something Kai never did.

Kai never told you anything. Where he was going, what he was doing, where he was. He never told you anything which made you get suspicious. You didn’t want to accuse Kai for cheating or anything like that so you kept your bottled emotions to yourself, which always came bursting out in tears when you guys argued. Sure you were sensitive, but sometimes you just can’t help but feel the need to just burst out crying, which eventually lead to the name crybaby, given to you by your oh so loving husband.

You felt hot, wet tears pouring down your face as you were pulled out of your thoughts.

“God damn it.” You say in a hushed voice. 

You sigh before standing up and going back home. If it were up to you, you wouldn’t be. You would be staying the night at a friends house or something but Kai was the only person you had. Your friends abandoned you after finding out you were dating a criminal and your parents disowned you for being quirkless. You were just a mess at this point. But you digress.

~~~

As you step back into the compound you notice a pair of red heels that you’ve never seen before. You sure as hell you don’t own red heels like that. Maybe Kai had gotten them for you? They were certainly beautiful.

Thinking Kai had gotten them for you as a make up gift or something you go to tell him thank you before stopping in front of your bedroom door. You furrow your eyebrows before putting your ear on the door before lifting you head away while covering your mouth.

You slowly back away from the door before hitting the way behind you as you slowly slide down it onto you butt. One thing was for sure and that was,

Kai didn’t give you those shoes. Those were HER shoes.

You should’ve known. Kai had never gotten you gifts before so why would he now? You choke on your own tears as you hiccuped and sobbed into your hands.

Anger filled your entire being as you stood up and stomped right towards the door before kicking it open. And you were right.

Kai was with another woman.

“You fucking liar! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?!” You scream at him. The door slamming open scared him and the girl as well. He turned and saw your tearing face, realizing that he had been caught.

“Babe who’s this?” The girl asked Kai with a questionable look.

“‘Babe?!’ I’m his fucking wife! How long has this been going on?!”

“Wife? Well not anymore i guess. Looks like he found someone better.” The girl only laughed at you. Hot angry tears streamed down your face.

“Damn who knew your wife was such a fucking crybaby!” The girl only laughed harder before being dragged onto the floor by the bed by her hair by you.

“You such a fucking whore! Who dare you! You don’t fucking know me!” You scream at her as you threw punches at her. You both started yelling profanities at each other. She was scratching at your face while you punched hers.

“(Y/N) stop!” Kai screamed at you trying to pull you off the other girl which earned him a big punch in the face.

“I fucking hate you! If you didn’t want me you should’ve just told me! I can’t believe i gave up everything to fucking be with you! I loved you! I was always there for you and you think i fucking deserve this?!” You stood up as you looked at both of them. Blood seeped from the scratches that the girl gave you.

Kai said nothing as he looked at you right in the eye. Looking at what was once something he cherished to something he threw away.

“Oh you got nothing to say now you cheating bastard?!” You scream at him.

“ANSWER ME KAI CHISAKI!” Nothing.

“I’m fucking done with you. I never want to see your cheating ass again. Have fun with your slutty mistress.” You say as you turn around slamming the door behind you as you walk towards the door. 

Fuck Kai, fuck his mistress, fuck your life. What have you done to deserve such a hell fire? All you ever did was try to love Kai and give him all of you, which he never cared about. 

“What’s so wrong with me? What about me is not good enough?” Tears flowing down your face as you storm out the door not before grabbing those red heels and chucking them into a nearby dumpster. 

You look back at the compound  only to hear the sound of the door opening and seeing Kai struggling to put his belt on as he tried to catch you.

You turn back and you run as fast as you can, which was pretty easy as he was still struggling with his belt. You could hear his cries of your name getting farther and farther away until you could no longer hear him.

“You didn’t want a crybaby then Kai, so why would you want me now?”

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Zuffer, would you be willing to write Chisaki as a hero like in the comic, and his angel works at the school as a teacher ? If not thats fine! Be sure to take care of yourself and drinks lots of water! ❤️

Anon thank you so much, you have no idea how much I wanted for someone to ask for this

"Eri..." he groaned with his fingers pinching his nose as she innocently had her arms behind her back cutely as she whistled like she hadn't just stormed off and almost made one of the students trip and fall.

Knowing that green haired kid by Aizawa's stories he was one of the most troublesome kids. Not in a bad way but he went to recovery girl many unnecessary times....

He also had to clean where him and that Bakugou kids thought due to principal Nezu requesting him to.

"What did I told you about storming off like that?"

"Well, you could be at Keats juice to others pa!" The white haired girl spoke while rolling her eyes cutely "If you keep acting like this you will be hated by the others!"

"Do I even care about that..?" He spoke almost in a begging to his daughter before he heard the sound of doors opening and students voices "Come on Eri, we have to go."

"Can I at least say hi to Aizawa-sensei?" She pleases and he mentally hissed. Knowing that the teacher just today had to correct the texts of class 1-A.

"Not now. Maybe on the exit." He looked around and started to walk as she pouted but still followed him anyway.

"Ara ara~" both stopped walking as Chisaki eyes widened and Eri gasped in glee "Looks like someone didn't had a good day in cleaning."

"Ma!" Eri smiled and dropped the buckets and sponges making Chisaki to growl ... he had just cleaned that freacking floor.

"Hey!" You smiled while taking the girl on a hug as he allowed himself to smirk at the scene.

He had just married you when all of that happened... Pops suddenly called you and him back to the yakusa, his daughter had abandoned the kid, saying that she was a curse for accidentaly using the quirk on her father.

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"Cant believe it either boy..." the elder sighed as he clenches on of his fists together to hide the anger.

"So you're raising her instead? Pops with all respect, your age isn't the most-"

"Dont dare to finish that sentence. I am still a fresh man." The elder spoke and almost, almost made him chuckle "But no. I cant raise my granddaughter... but I thought that due to her quirk being similiar to your own, I thought it would be a good idea for you to do me a favor.." pops sighed and rest his head on his hands as Chisaki blinked.

"... pardon?"

"I'm sorry to ask such a thing from you Chisaki, especially after you just married (Y/n)... but Eri is alone on this world and cant be taken care of by anyone else except from you... Please kid, you always say you wanted to repay me for taking you in after all..."

"... I.. is not only me on the line here old man but is my wife as well. Heck, we didn't even said anything about kids."

"Then talk to her... for my sake."

He exited the office with a desperate look as he walked on the halls, ocassionaly meeting with his old friend Chrono, whose different from decided to remain on the yakusa.

It was from him that he found out where were you. Walking he opened the door with a sigh, preparing to talk about the issue with you until he was stopped by giggles.

He looked up and widened his eyes at seing you there with a toddler, white hair and ruby red eyes as you made silly faces and talk with funny voices to her. This moment he knew already by the looks of that girl that it was Eri-chan and all his tension came back immediatly.

"Oh! Kai!" You spoke as both (E/c) and ruby's eyes looked at him "How did it go hun? Any problems with your dad?"

"I wouldn't say that... but..." he sighed, running a hand on his hair as he finally looked at you "We need to talk."

He cursed under his breath when you widened your eyes at him telling you that story of what that woman did with her own daughter and the request pops made for him.

"Listen.. I know this must feel weird yet I do own him for everything he did and-"

"Kai chill." You giggled as he arched one of his eyebrows up "Is just caught me by surprise.. so her name is Eri?"

"Yes... looks like she has a quirk similiar to mine, so that's why Pops requested me to be her... guardian."

You looked at the girl and hit her on your lap, relieved that she accepted and rested her head on your chest.

"We never really talked about kids huh..." you mumbled as he nodded "I thought you didn't liked them...."

He narrowed his eyes and looked at the girl blinking the sleep out of her eyes...

"I am not much fond of them... but I have to push this aside aparently..."

It was a awkward silence before you let out a chuckle, a series of giggles escaping as Kai looked at you weirdly.

"Who would think of! You and me as parents after one week married." You giggled as he only deadpanned at you.

"(Y/n) this is serious..."

"So am I!" You whispered exclaimed "Kai dont you think that what Eri went through is similiar with... what happened with you?"

"... What's your point?"

"That maybe pops is right. After what she went through maybe she can have a normal life, control her quirk and have at least... good parents... I dont know but... I kinda-" your gaze dropped to the sleeping girl on your arms "like this..."

His lips parted in shock at your confession... never would he have begged for any other woman to appear on his life... you jjst accepted this unknown girl , that was kinda supposed to be your nephew, and didn't even complained about the thought of raising her... even suggesting to adopt her.

He looked at the girl once again, paying attention if she had any signs of abuse like he did had for a time before entering the yakusa... a strand of hair fell on her eyes and he got the courage to pass through his mysophobia and brush it aside, widening his eyes at how she nuzzled on his hand and the way your eyes looked at him as if he was the most loving and caring father in the world.

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"Pa just made Midoriya-kun faint." His thoughts were broke by Eri's voice and your gasp.

"Why?!" You asked him with wide eyes as he deadpanned and pointed at the girl whose gasped in offense.

"She just kicked a bucket while our cleaning and stormed out, bumping into that kid."

"And you had to make him faint?" You deadpanned as he winced at the tone of your voice.

"That's why no one likes him!" He sighed at Eri's complains as you got up.

"What will I tell to Aizawa..?" You talked with yourself while looking at the direction of class 1-A.

"If you go to Aizawa-sensei can I please come as well?" You exchanged looks with your husband whose shook his head a bit...

"Sure! Maybe you got to see Mirio and Shinsou-kun as well!" The girl cheered in glee as Chisaki glared at you "But only if you obey to your dad's orders."

"Sure thing!" She sais excitedly before taking the bucket and going at the place where her and Chisaki were suppose to go as you giggled at the distress of your husband.

"Why does she seem to only follow your orders instead of mine?" His eye twitched as you laughed it off.

[linkspooky]

To be fair, Deku saw his friend's brother trying to kill him, so it's only natural that he doesn't care about Dabi's situation /trauma. Something like "at least Endeavor isn't trying to kill my friend"

Okay, this is an OPINION. Please read it as an opinion. 

To be fair, anon.  I don’t think anybody is criticizing Deku for trying to save his friend. Obviously, at the moment Deku’s first response would be to stop Dabi from trying to kill Shoto because he knows Shoto personally and cares about him. 

This is just my reading and interaction with fandom, but the two 2 complaints with Deku’s remark seem to be this. 

1) It’s incredibly tone-deaf. In the same vein as Best Jeanist’s argument. Best Jeanist is arguing that Dabi shouldn’t go public with his accusations because faith in heroes is already wavering. Deku is arguing that Enji is doing better right now, so he Dabi shouldn’t bring up the past again. Both of them are essentially trying to silence Dabi without even addressing what his actual argument is. Yes, Dabi is a villain who murders people but let’s imagine this is a normal situation. Let’s say that Endeavor was a film producer who had used his money and position in society to beat up a woman. That woman came clean about how the film producer was beating her. You’d want to see them at least fired, right? Dabi isn’t saying that Endeavor’s abuse of him gives him liscense to kill whoever he wants, he’s saying that Endeavor shouldn’t be held up as a hero after what he did, and the society that tries to silence his abuse is also complicit in that same abuse. 

The reason to make that case of abuse a matter of public opinion, in that case, is to PREVENT that person from using their money and power to both commit and get away with abuse. Dabi’s argument isn’t that Endeavor abused him so he should get to murder people. That’s not even close to what Dabi’s arguing. Dabi is arguing that Endeavor should not have a position and status in society as a hero considering that he’s used his wealth and connections in the past to abuse his own family. It doesn’t really matter if Endeavor is acting better now. You don’t re-elect a politician who was arrested for taking bribes. Endeavor’s current position as the number one hero requires the silence of all of his victims. 

What Dabi is saying is that the current hero system protects it’s own. If Endeavor is number one, if he has all of that power, then he should be held to a standard above others. But he’s not. The primary interest of the hero system as it is currently is keeping heros in power and in the dominant force in society. Do you know why we know this? It’s literally what Best Jeanist says. We can’t afford to hear this expose on endeavor right now because society is doubting heroes already. Hero society will put protecting heroes high in priority than even protecting the families, or victims of said heroes. 

Dabi’s not actually just talking about his personal case, he’s making a systemic argument. The argument he brings up is, if heroes are given so much power in society then shouldn’t they have an equal amount of regulation? Shouldn’t there be someone holding them responsible for all the power they wield? If there was someone holding them responsible, then what happened to Dabi never would have even happened. Enji intentionally manipulated the system in his own favor, to get his way. He didn’t get away with it because he was a good hero, he got away with it because he used money and power to hush it up. It’s a systemic argument and Deku responds with a personal one. 

Deku responds with: Well, he was a good mentor to me. 

Yes, that’s your personal experience with him. However, that’s not really even on topic to what Dabi is saying. Dabi is saying people who use the system in an abusive way shouldn’t even be allowed to be heroes. 

To be fair again, I don’t think Deku is making this from an angle of “I think Dabi should just shut up about his abuse for the good of society.” I think when it comes to Deku’s characterization he doesn’t have the lived experience of that kind of abuse. If Deku is fifteen and therefore a kid, it makes sense he would only judge the world from his point of view. If his experiences of Endeavor are mostly positive ones it makes sense he wouldn’t really comprehend the bulk of what both Shoto and Dabi have been through. 

2) Deku is a fictional character. Deku only acts as a realistic teenager as far as the author wants him to. I mean if you want to extend the argument of realism farther, then you could say it’s not realistic that a fifteen-year-old would be willing to break the bones in his body, or that it’s not realistic he’s not losing his mind from the pain of having all his limbs broken.  I mean, what do fifteen-year-olds do these days sit around all day vaping? Skateboarding? Anyway, realism only extends so far. Basically, as much as Deku is his own character, he’s also a mouthpiece for the author. He’s written by someone, to say things. Therefore, the things he says have meaning. 

Deku’s point of view might be mistaken. We might see him called out in later chapters. However, it’s odd to see the main character say something like “Enji is trying to be better, and you’re not” because it sounds like the author is trying to use Deku to tell us to sympathize with Enji over Dabi. I’m not even going to call it bad writing, it’s just tone-deaf. It just muddies things. We’re constantly told Deku is a  character who will try to save anyone. A character with an extraordinary drive to save people against all logic. 

We’ve seen in the past Deku to be completely unforgiving to abusers. He’s been also shown to have an extreme reaction to abuse. This is how he reacts to the idea of what Chisaki was doing to Eri. Using a child to experiment on her quirk again and again. That’s... a pretty strong parallel to what Enji did to his entire family. Enji’s actions even directly resulted in the death, either by suicide or training accident of his child Toya.

So it’s not just like “of course Deku would want to save his friend from his murderous older brother”, beyond that it’s just written in a way that muddles Deku’s character motivation. Like just for example, does Deku consider Dabi worthy of the second chance he’s willing to offer Enji? What’s different in that case? What is forgivable and not forgivable? And before any of you say Enji shows a desire to improve himself while Dabi wallows in his own guilt, Dabi’s been like... legally dead and probably homeless for about ten years while Endeavor was rich and secure in his position in society. They’re not... they’re not at the same starting line. Either way, it’s weird, Deku would sympathize with Endeavor and cut off all sympathy for Dabi, considering he at least has taken a strong stance against abuse before. There’s either an in-character reason behind why he’s doing this, which means it’s written as an intentional character flaw or the framing is sloppy. 

(Framing being, using characters and their reactions to events in the story as a guide to show how we’re supposed to react to an event in the story. For example if a character does a bad, often their friends will call them out or say ‘you did a bad thing’ to make it clear we’re not supposed to sympathize with that character at the moment. A story is a painting, and the frame around it draws attention to certain aspects. The frame emphasizes.).

Dabi even says it’s weird not to pity him. Dabi is the direct action of Endeavor’s abuse. Isn’t it sad, that this little kid who just wanted to be a hero was burned alive at some point? 

Just to talk about how it’s written in this case, I think Jujutsu Kaisen does a better job of showing the main character thinking t’s not okay to just lash out at random people and trying to stop them from that behavior, while at the same time recognizing the person they’re dealing with is in pain and that pain deserves to be recognized. 

Junpei is a bullied kid. He starts using his powers to get back at his bullies, and also harm innocent people along the way. Yuji’s first reaction is to try to stop him. 

However, in trying to learn his reasoning behind attacking both the people at his school and also his bullies, Yuji recognizes an important fact: Yuta is in pain because his mother just died yesterday. Yuji and Junpei were both fighting each other before this moment, and yes Yuji doesn’t have to listen to or understand Junpei’s reason why, but Yuji like Deku is characterized as somebody who saves people against all logic. In that moment after it becomes clear that Yuji isn’t just doing this for no good reason, but lashing out in pain, Yuji’s priorities shift. His first priority was to stop the lashing out, now his second one is to offer him a way out. He shows him that there’s a way to deal with his problems besides lashing out. 

There are people willing to listen to you, there are people who can help you. Yuji doesn’t fix Junpei’s problem for him, he just shows him that there’s another way. He acknowledges that Junpei is right to want justice for whoever killed his mom, but the way he’s going about it is wrong, and he can find a better way with them together. Junpei acted this way in the first place, because he believed he couldn’t trust anybody else. He lashed out because he was dealing with the feelings of having lost his only mother literally twelve hours ago all by himself, and trying to pursue justice for her alone too. 

Yuji’s response also tells Junpei he has to stop randomly lashing out at whoever he thought killed his mom, and whoever hurt him. However, he doesn’t tell Junpei that he’s wrong for feeling hurt. He doesn’t dismiss any of Junpei’s problems.

Junpei’s pain is recognized by Yuji, and he’s treated as a person and offered a way out. 

Dabi is instead shut down continually by basically every hero around him, Deku, and Best Jeanist as well. He’s not offered as a way out, everyone’s response is just to try to put him down. 

Yuji actually seriously thinks about how Junpei is feeling and makes a decision on how he should handle him based on those internal feelings. Yuji changes his mind a little bit midway through the fight. We don’t really see the internal reasons for why Deku thinks it’s okay to give Enji a second chance, but not extend the same chance to Dabi. To be clear I think the character of Deku is just fine, however, I would also like the story to dig deeper into his motivations. I would like to see WHY he thinks the things he does or acts the way he does. We see Yuji constantly thinking about the things Deku doesn’t think about, and my response isn’t to hate Deku. I just think Deku would be a better character if we got into his head more. 

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For

Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari  Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga

Word Count: 2,065 Words

Summary: Tetsutetsu's girl squad has a meeting, Halloween outfits, Sako and Touya are cute, and Kaminari comes out.

Warnings: Teen/Underage Pregnancy Mention, Period/Menstruation Mention, Food Mention, Blood Mention, Cursing, Death Mention, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.

Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust

Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy

Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals

Oh? Tea-Chapter 5

7:32 AM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: [pic of Kumo, Ahma, and Sora playing tag with Kaede and Michi]

WHERE?: {pic of Hoshi, Tsuki, and Taiyo drawing with Asahi and Emica]

WHERE?: They're adorable today.

SmolMight: precious.

EdgarAllanCrows: I stan ten (10) good daughters of darkness.

SmolMight: Tokoyami and Dark Shadow helping with the girls is the cutest thing to see. I have been blessed upon witnessing this.

EdgarAllanCrows: They have claimed me as their weird bird uncle. I accept this. I shall cherish and spoil them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank god we have you to help, Tokoyami. I can't fucking move.

Emergency Exit: Why can you not move? Are you injured, Touya? Should someone help you to Recovery Girl?

chaoticgaydisaster: no, I'm just having my period and day two hurts more than day one.

lostmymarbles: I'll get your hot water bottle and ice cream.

Dadzawa: I got you excused from your hero training class today. Shoto, do you need to be excused today as well?

WHERE?: As much as I hate the assumption that me and my brother have the same cycle, we do and yes I do need today off hero training class.

mylittlepony: Why do they get off? Aren't periods normal?

SmolMight: they both have issues with their menstrual cycles where Shoto's is very heavy and Touya's is very painful.

mylittlepony: Oh, I get it, please excuse my ignorance of the situation.

chaoticgaydisaster: it's fine, Pony.

WHERE?: it's okay, you didn't know.

Iron Man: Do you two need anything?

HopeSummers: Tetsu, no, you can't abduct them into your little group.

WHERE?: I'm scared to ask, but what group?

Akimichi: Tetsutetsu is the leader of the UA Girls Protection Squad. He helps us all with our monthlies and just generally protects us from the grape gremlin in your class.

WHERE?: I agree to be abducted into this cult you have, Tetsutetsu.

chaoticgaydisaster: same here. let me join your cult.

Iron Man: These are now my children.

glorifiedtextbubble: great, he has more children

t-rex costume: meeting happens in one of you two's rooms tonight.

deadinside: We'll come at the meeting bearing food, tea, heat pads, and movies of you two's choice.

chaoticgaydisaster: I like disney movies.

WHERE?: pixar

SmolMight: oh god, this again.

SmolMight: just bring dreamworks movies. they can't fight over which is better then.

Iron Man: Thanks Midoriya.

SmolMight: you're very welcome. I just don't want to hear them have another pixar versus disney fight tonight.

Dadzawa: alright kids, time for class soon, make sure you're all ready except Yukimura and Todoroki.

4:07 PM

We Are Number One™

Iron Man: We come bearing zaru soba, oyakodon, curry bread, takoyaki, tonjiru, ice cream, and chamomile tea!

chaoticgaydisaster: so much food, jeez.

mystique: Tetsu insisted we make sure you two eat enough since you have bad periods and you might get anemic.

Iron Man: Plus, we also made sure they're all soft enough for you, Touya.

chaoticgaydisaster: hold on, gonna cry right quick.

WHERE?: don't cry too hard, it'll hurt.

chaoticgaydisaster: I know.

Iron Man: omw with the curry bread, tea, and cuddles! Girls, you better catch up, I'm running my way over to them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank you, Tetsu.

Iron Man: It's with my greatest honor.

6:24 PM

We Are Number One™

9.8: so what's everyone going as for Halloween?

cena: I'm going as the old school version of Mystique.

Spider-Man: only because I had to convince her to wear clothing and not do the movie version.

cena: you're no fun, Hanta! It's not like they'd see me!

tailfloof: anyway, moving on from the couple in aisle five, I'm going as Winter Soldier.

baby shark: me, Denki, and Katsuki are going as Mitsuki, Boruto, and Sarada

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'd kill to see Bakugo in a Sarada costume but we all know that's gonna be Kaminari.

princessbubblegumknockoff: also I'm goin as Eridan with Hatsume as Feferi.

TheGreatCreator: Me and Jirou are going as Sally from Nightmare before Christmas and Emily from the Corpse Bride. She insisted on scary and I cannot say no.

EdgarAllanCrows: This year, I'm going as a ghost bride. Last year I was a vampire, and the year before I was a witch. But this year, I am a ghost bride.

EdgarAllanCrows: And I have convinced my boyfriends to kind of match with me.

Cthulhu: What he means to say is he's going as a ghost bride, I'm going as a zombie, Koda will be a groom, and Sato is planning to be a skeleton.

Pichu: heh, four stages of life.

EdgarAllanCrows: He gets it. Our plan is working.

Galvan: I'm going as Harley and Ivy.

Emergency Exit: I'm going as the MCU Quicksilver.

immafirinmahlaser: I'm going to be the wonderful Viktor Nikivorov this year.

Dadzawa: I have been roped into group costumes this year

exhausted: what are they, dad, we're all so curious to know, I'm sure.

Dadzawa: you're going with us, don't act surprised.

Dadzawa: Mic and Midnight dragged me and Tensei into dressing up as the main cast of Heathers with Shinsou as a next generation Heather.

cena: which heather are you playing, Mr. Aizawa?

Dadzawa: Chandler with Mic as Macnamara, Midnight as Duke, and Tensei as Veronica.

cena: interesting. and Shinsou?

exhausted: well, ya see, I didn't want to go as JD so Mic came up with my character so it isn't the best character. I'm going as Heather Bay.

cena: and she is?

Dadzawa: Basically Chandler's kid that she gave up. Mic isn't very creative but we stan him anyway.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I think it's cute! you're still going as parent and child!

chaoticgaydisaster: me and Sho decided to go as Freed and Rufus from Fairy Tail.

Jack Skellington: so kinda twins but not really. crafty boys.

shadowclonejutsu: the rest of us ex-league are going as pokemon and Touya was supposed to be vulpix, but he wanted to be almost matchy with Shoto

chaoticgaydisaster: I know, I was supposed to wear a vulpix costume to match my husband being eevee but this is also my first halloween with my brother in well...forever.

princessbubblegumknockoff: Wait, so is this you two's first halloween?

WHERE?: yes. together at least. i've had one with my daughters and touya has had one with the League but we never had one together.

princessbubblegumknockoff: can I join the Fuck Endeavor squad @SmolMight?

SmolMight: I'm just the spokesperson of the Fuck Endeavor Squad. Touya and Shoto are the presidents. But yes, you can join.

princessbubblegumknockoff: good. yeet his stupid ass at the sun.

WHERE?: amen.

chaoticgaydisaster: preach girl.

8:34 PM

We Are Number One™

Pichu: babe, I need cuddles.

WHAT?: I'm on my way

Pichu: god, I love my husband

lostmymarbles: what a mood

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu! don't make me blush! I have a reputation!

lostmymarbles: My husband is the best. God, I love him. He's amazing.

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu, you're destroying my reputation!

lostmymarbles: sometimes I still hear him screeching when he blushes.

chaoticgaydisaster: I'm bout to be screeching at you, I'm blushing dammit

WHERE?: [pic of Touya blushing]

WHERE?: he's a tomato now.

chaoticgaydisaster: betrayed by my own brother. Monoma, may I join you on the roof?

HopeSummers: Sure, I guess but I don't want you to die so I'd have to shield you from the ground.

chaoticgaydisaster: worth it

lostmymarbles: babe no!

chaoticgaydisaster: Okay, I guess I won't.

HopeSummers: wow, that was easy.

chaoticgaydisaster: I am a simple man. my husband tells me not to jump off a building and I won't do it.

10:38 PM

We Are Number One™

Dadzawa: the name change paperwork is now done. now it's just the hearing and official birth certificate change.

Emergency Exit: That's great, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: we're having korokkes to celebrate. me and a few select Chosen Ones™ shall go get ingredients.

chaoticgaydisaster: sweet potato and chicken.

WHERE?: pumpkin and tuna

HopeSummers: Wow, you two have weird cravings.

idontfeelsogood: you should've seen Touya's cravings when he was pregnant.

shadowclonejutsu: It was even weirder combinations.

eye gucci: there was that instance with the pears and mushrooms

WHERE?: mine were bad too. but you can probably already tell that.

Dadzawa: anyway, anyone else want anything different than sweet potato and chicken or pumpkin and tuna

TheGreatCreator: shrimp please and pork for Jirou

shadowclonejutsu: I want shrimp too

SmolMight: I just like cheese in mine, Tokoyami says he likes salmon, Sako says he likes egg.

baby shark: Baku likes ham and cheese, Kami likes mushrooms, and I like shrimp too.

cena: Me and ojiro both like eggplant and Tsu and Mina both like peppers, onions, and cheese

idontfeelsogood: count me in for pepper, onions, and cheese

donthugmeimscared: me too

stopwatch: same here

GuyFieriIsGod: ya know what? I want octopus in mine.

Cthulhu: I second the octopus.

9.8: I like tomato and cheese.

immafirinmahlaser: moi likes ham and cheese as well, reminds me of home.

Spider-Man: spinach and tofu.

GuyFieriIsGod: Koda says kimchi and cheese for him.

Emergency Exit: ...kimchi and cheese as well

princessbubblegumknockoff: oh my god, Iida likes weird food combos too!? revolutionary.

SmolMight: we stan one (1) good fast boy

Dadzawa: and my son likes kimchi and cheese in his too. Ashido, Hagakure, and Yaoyorozu, you three are Chosen™.

Dadzawa: choose who you may to go with you.

cena: I'm bringing Tsu and Ochako.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'm dragging Mei with me.

TheGreatCreator: I'll bring Jirou

cena: girls only outing with Mr. Aizawa!

Pichu: does that mean I go too?

GuyFieriIsGod: Kami, you're a girl?

Pichu: I'm kinda working on that.

baby shark: you sure you wanna tell everyone?

Pichu: yeah, it's not like they won't find out.

Pichu: I'm in the process of transitioning mtf. I'm just trying to get up enough money to get bottom surgery. then it's just my HRT.

WHERE?: is there a way I can convince you to let me pay for it?

Pichu: I...wait, did you just offer to pay for my bottom surgery?

WHERE?: yes.

Pichu: Todoroki, I can't accept that! I have to earn this myself.

WHERE?: okay

Dadzawa: anyway, girls, come on. (yes, you too Kaminari)

Spider-Man: Hey, Kami, is there a name you've picked out yet?

Pichu: yeah, I was thinking Akari or Uzume. I'm leaning more toward Uzume.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I love our good pichu girl Uzume Kaminari.

Dadzawa: I'll begin the paperwork for getting you switched to the girls dorms if you'd like after we eat.

Pichu: Thank you, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: I have a clinging pokemon daughter and I couldn't be happier.

princessbubblegumknockoff: [pic of Kaminari hugging Aizawa tightly in the van]

Izukrew

11:04 PM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: I have an idea for Kaminari.

SmolMight: I'm all ears.

WHERE?: before that happens.

WHERE? has added WHAT? to Izukrew

WHERE?: where does Kaminari work, Bakugo?

WHAT?: Heiwa to Chowa in Kamino. Evening shift from 5 to 10 every day. I have a feeling I know what you and your brother are planning, Fireball.

WHAT?: And I greatly approve of what you're planning. Uzume is a stubborn woman, she won't accept help if she's put her mind to doing it herself. She's only got the last 300 dollars from the cost of the surgery to cover.

WHERE?: Good, thank you. I shall plan accordingly. Touya starts the same shift tomorrow so I have an excuse to be there if questioned.

WHAT?: I'm leaving now. I'll be there to watch at her shift start tomorrow. You better be nice to her.

WHERE?: I may be gay but I know how to treat women, I drink my respecting women juice every morning.

WHAT?: Good, drink your respecting women juice or else I'll explode your face.

WHAT?: With that lovely sentiment.

WHAT? has left Izukrew

9.8: I feel like I just watched a back-alley deal and I love it.

SmolMight: You get used to it. That's just how Kacchan and Shocchan interact with each other now that they're friends.

9.8: Kamino made you two scary close.

WHERE?: we're also pretty close with Shinsou and Bakugo had a real bonding moment with Touya.

WHERE?: you bond pretty well with a person when you're trapped together and happen to have your periods at the same time while kidnapped.

9.8: you got me there.

Emergency Exit: Todoroki, are you going to take money out of your father's card to pay for Kaminari's surgery?

WHERE?: you're getting it Iida. you are correct, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Emergency Exit: Then I shall go with you to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

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[mysterylover123]

BNHA Rewatch: Episode 15 “Roaring Sports Festival”

mysterylover123

The Sports Festival arc begins! First of course, a big exposition dump from Deku (one of BNHA’s strokes of genius is having the MC be a totally natural Captain Exposition. Like if Hermione was the MC of Harry Potter.) All Might tells Deku to announce his presence, but Deku just isn’t feeling it. This scene takes place right after he learned Uraraka’s motivation. This facts are important to me, and I’ll explain why in a bit.

So none of the invading kids besides Shinso and Tetsu seem to be important. It’s just like Bakugou says, they really are Extras. (Also Bakugou calls Mineta an idiot here. Mineta Owned Count: 6)

Cept my boy Shinso. I love him. One of the best supporting characters in the whole series. Knowing his backstory, this scene kinda makes sense - he’d be frustrated by those in the hero course not living up to his ideals. The remark about ‘transferring people out’ is probably the one that spawned the “Shinso replaces Mineta” tag. Which I’m down for. Let’s hope it comes true, come next Semester. 

Also we meet Tetsutetsu. Who is also cool. Then...Bakugou’s line. Holy crap this moment. I’ll talk about it more in the Corner. 

Training montage! Which apparently means Todoroki Fanservice. We appreciate it, Bones.

The Rival Triangle begins! Todoroki coming up to challenge Deku because he’s All Might’s fave. LOL at Bakugou gettin’ all jealous (either Because Deku has a new Rival, pout pout, or Because Shoto picked Deku not me, also pout. Todobaku is Valid). Anyway Todoroki and Deku rivalry! It begins!

Kirishima also defending Deku from Todoroki being rude, trying to keep the peace! Kirideku also being valid. “I’m not here to make friends” lol Ok Todoroki whatever you say.

Ooh Deku being so cool here. Just point blank accepting that challenge. That direct stare. He ain’t taking no prisoners. Let’s go!

They hype up Class A so much here. No wonder Monoma has such a complex about them.

Bakugou’s making the statement, we’re so screwed. “I’m gonna be first place”! Why does everyone apparently blame Class A for Bakugou being cocky?

And now the Obstacle Course race (I was kinda bored with this selection the first time around, but dang it all if BNHA still made it cool). Todoroki’s two main suitors start yelling at him right out the starting gate, huh? (Momo: “Naive, Todoroki.” Kacchan: “Get back here half and half!”)

Mineta Owned Count: 7

Holy crap the animation on Todoroki taking down the robots tho.

He’s in kind of a dark place right now, thinking only of screwing over his dad (”I hope my dear old dad is watching”) and intentionally freezing the bots to fall and hit his classmates. 

And with Deku’s weird face the ep ends. This ep is really exciting, with great animation, some lovely moments, and an action packed buildup, but that said, it’s still mostly setup. Just getting us ready for this story arc. 

I guess I didn’t mention my Motivation theme much here, but it’s there in Deku finding his motivation to fight after Bakugou’s words. Speaking of those two...

BKDK Corner

Oh boy this ep...So first we have Deku reminding me of Kacchan’s dad here, in the way he acts about his loudmouthed partner...”it’s just how he is, sorry bout that.”

But bigger, we have this. Deku couldn’t get the motivation to do his best from his mentor, or his best friend, or his love interest. He gets it from Kacchan. It’s Bakugou’s words that drive Midoriya to step up to the plate and do his best at the Sports Fest. When nobody else can reach Deku, when he isn’t feeling the drive to accomplish his dreams...an offhand word from Kacchan is enough to send him into overdrive. To understand the power behind his friends’ words. Basically, that’s the appeal of their relationship for me. They mutually push each other to be the best version of themselves.

Deku speaking fluent Kacchan again. (Manga panel included for the dialogue). Basically, Midoriya is the one (the only one in the crowd) who sees a deeper meaning behind Bakugou’s words, and doesn’t just see him as an egotistical jerk here. I’d imagine he understands so well because they’re Not So Different, though the shippy parts are still valid.

Best Girl of the Ep: Mei Hatsume!

For more Info on her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBFaCKazqE

Ranker: Top reasons Everyone in the BNHA-verse is doomed (spoilers)

5. Chisaki’s Bullets 

4. AFO + Eri’s quirk=return to full power

3. Quirk Society is Tearing itself apart

2. Robocalypse Now (ie the robots are clearly sentient)

1. Tomura Shigaraki and his fancy new add-ons from last arc

[mrpenguinpants]

BNHA Monster AU aka Chisaki/Overhaul is a really bad vampire that doesn’t know how to do his job HC

I guess this is a series now. It’s actually really hard to think these up surprisingly. Or I’m just picky. Probably that. Anyways

Vampire: One whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. Not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed.

It’s not that Chisaki is bad at being a vampire. He has the intimidation going for him. But..he can’t stand the process of drinking blood. Blood is fine. No worries. But the thought of sinking his fangs into something, usually unwillingly, as they squirm or fight him off it always gets messy. He may be a vampire but he’s germophobic. Imagining the blood getting on his skin and clothes makes his skin crawl. 

His best bet is to just waltz into a hospital and get a couple blood bags. Except, he doesn’t like drinking blood from a bag. Who knows what it has touched. Being extracted by needles and all. He knows that everything SHOULD be clean but it still makes his skin crawl. 

Plus, he’s picky. He wants it from the source but he can’t exactly walk up to a stranger and say “Hey, I’m a vampire but I hate getting blood on me. So could you do me a solid and just hold still as I suck your blood out and hopefully not kill you?”

Chisaki will NEVER drink from animals. The only animals he can find are rats and stray pets and he is NOT going to put his mouth ANYWHERE near them. Unless Hari is force feeding him he’s not going to do it even if it kills him. Which it will. 

So count his fucking blessing when he finds you. He honestly doesn’t know where you came from or how idiotic you are. He’s just happy he can finally get a decent drink without breaking out in hives each time. 

He had met you when he went feral from not drinking for so long. You had passed him as he was huddled in an alleyway growling and spazzing out. You thought he was having a seizure so you quickly ran over to see if he was okay pulling your phone out to call an ambulance (don’t @ me on the details) only to have him pounce on you and bite your neck drinking until you passed out. 

You woke up later in a strange room to see the same man in the alleyway explain to you he was a vampire and he apologized for his behavior and how he almost killed you as if you and he were at a meeting. He didn’t even look sorry in the least bit. 

Being the sensible person you were, you fainted. You woke up an hour later to a displeased Chisaki. After you calmed down and got over the whole vampire thing you asked him why he was stuck in an alleyway looking as if he was in pain.

“To put it simply. I don’t like drinking blood. It’s messy and I hate being dirty.” 

The look on your face just screamed: “Are you fucking kidding me?”. That prompted you asking if he wanted to just drink from you. He was surprised. Just like that? You explained that you rather not see someone else be attacked and almost killed that didn’t have the same “stable” mental state as you. 

So that leads to you and Chisaki forming a weird relationship. He would message you or come to you. Drink your blood until you told him to stop so he didn’t suck you dry. Then he would go home and you wouldn’t see each other until the time he needed blood. 

You never asked and he never demanded. You stayed out of his life and he stayed out of yours. It was quick and easy. 

You know I’m lying, right? While he didn’t directly affect your life, his status and who he was sure did. He was a motherfuckin vampire and the leader of the yakuza. When people found out that the vampire Chisaki was visiting a human the entire supernatural race blew up. 

So to your surprise when you get a knock on your door at 3 in the goddamn morning, you tiredly look through the peephole to see a group of people you didn’t know. 

Now you were awake. You silently crept away from the door pretending that you were still asleep as the knocks became pounds. You quickly fled to your room to grab your phone and call Chisaki. He was a vampire and they don’t sleep anyways. 

“Y/n? Why are you calling me?” 

“Look, I know we had a whole conversation, on the whole, don’t call me business. But there’s a couple guys at my door trying to break in and I’m 99.9% sure this has something to do with you.”

“That is your problem, now don’t call me.”

The fucking nerve of this guy. He wasn’t helping. Okay Plan B: Girl power. You held the phone using your shoulder as you tried to open your window. Fuck, you lived on the second story and while the fall wouldn’t kill you, it sure as hell would hurt. 

“Excuse you “that is your problem” bullshit. If I didn’t come by and try and help your sorry ass you would have been back to finding things to drink and I wouldn’t be stuck in this mess!” 

You never got to hear Chisaki’s response because the door to your room got kicked open. Your phone fell from your shoulder as you spun around to see the same group of guys that were at your door.

"Now. Now. We just want to talk to you. There's no reason for us to do anything rash."

Well. It was now or never. You flipped them off and jumped out your window bracing for the impact.

Only to feel arms wrap around you as your fall was cushioned to see Chisaki peering down at you holding you in his arms

"C-Chisaki? What are you doing here?"

"Did you not say someone was trying to break in?"

"But you said that it was my problem...I thought you were gonna let me die"

"I was already on my way as soon as you called me. My enemies tend to track my calls and what I say. It was for your safety."

"Oh. Okay aha. You scared me.."

Chisaki blinked. There it was again. The same feeling he gets when he drinks blood. The rush of euphoria. He knew what it was and deep down he was scared. He was a vampire. He's had his fair share of lovers. Each of them either leaving him or dying because of him being a vampire. 

“Y/n. Are you a virgin?”

“Excuse me what?” 

“If I drink the blood of a virgin I can turn them into a vampire.”

“Okay first of, we need to seriously upgrade your vocab. Second, I am not in the market to be a bloodsucker.” 

“That’s alright. I can wait for you to be ready. Anyways, I should deal with your break-ins.” 

Chisaki slowly lowered you onto your feet before cracking his neck before turning back to you

“Oh, and I’ve already made arrangements for you to live with me. I want my future bride to be comfortable with her living space.” 

And with that, he jumped up and climbed into your window and proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of your- wait 

“WE ARE NOT IN THE 1600′S YOU CAN DO THAT CHISAKI!!”

[bloodvvit]

[Wanted to write a little ‘slice of life’ look into how Kai was raised once the Boss took him on, as he was mostly looked after by a higher ranking kyodai named Izo. Kai idolizes the boss, but also takes a shine to Izo, seeing him as kind of a older brother/mentor figure.]

Kai’s long eyelashes fluttered against the high angle of his cheekbone as he roused, having not realized he’d dozed off while lounging at the foot of Izo’s mattress. Curled up with his knees to his chest and his skinny arms tangled around a pillow, the fifteen year old squinted against the light unhappily. With a slow stretch in place, he pushed himself to a sitting position and got smacked in the face with a discarded shirt.

“You’re still getting dressed?” the youth accused in an irritated tone. Huffing softly, the young yakuza heir jerked the colorful fabric from around his skull. Rather than throw it back at the preening, indecisive gangster pacing before his closet mirror, Kai expertly flapped the article of clothing out by the shoulder seams and carefully laid it down atop the length of the bed to join the rest of the kyodai’s wardrobe.

“We’re never going leave if you’re taking this long… Why does it matter, anyway? Is it a big meeting between the Bosses?” he asked, sounding miles more interested, if that was the case- rather than watch the man mull over more suits.

Izo held one shirt, then another over his chest as he inspected his reflection in his newly bought and installed full length mirror. Both looked equally good on his skinny frame. That was the one good thing about being built like a tall lamp post — it was easy finding clothing. Nearly anything he bought looked good when it was hanging off his bony shoulders.

“Nah, go back to sleep. I’ve got a hot date tonight,” Izo said as he turned sideways and tried yet another shirt. “Well, not really. I got a meet and greet with some of the guys at a hostess club. I might as well try not to look too shabby.”

The juvenile yakuza frowned even more at this revelation. And here, he’d been hoping for a fun and exciting evening out, not being abandoned at headquarters, when he could have been spending more time leaning how their business worked.

“And you’re wasting time on an outfit? You usually bring me along…” Kai frowned and narrowed his eyes, following the vivid lines of elaborate inkwork decorating Izo’s back, shoulders, and arms in a curious fashion. He’d seen them before, it wasn’t like his partner didn’t leap at the chance to show them off.

“Hey, aniki… Your tattoos. The last time I asked, you said they have certain meanings. Can you tell me more about them now?” he asked in a hopeful, but careful tone of voice. “We’ve been partners for the past three years, almost.”

Heh. Precocious boy slinging emotional words like ‘partners’ around. His devotion to hustling was adorable. Izo knew better, but the sweet way the brat went about saying it was like drinking down warm honey. It was a pleasant kind of warmth. 

“The outfit’s like a storefront window, it’s for convincing,” Izo said as he looked over his shoulder at Chisaki’s ward. He wasn’t looking so sleepy now, and his intense stare made Izo lift an arm to check out the black lines snaking about his rib cage. The ink work wasn’t done yet, just a series of outlines scattered about his shoulders and back. The goal was to eventually get a whole shirt done, but until that happened, Izo was content to only brave the parlors sporadically  It depended when his mood and tolerance for pain was highest.

“They mean a buncha stuff,” Izo hedged, “Sorta slogans like ‘I’m good at this sorta shit’, ‘I believe in that’. Some of it is because ‘a guy I respect has something like it’. Water’s obvious, you already know that one.” After a pause, Izo draped his shirt over the back of his chair. “They’re pretty nice, right?”

“I didn’t think there’d be so many… flowers,” Kai pointed out, unable to mask the wrinkling of his upturned nose at the thought. Eyelids lowering to half-mast, he quite visibly began mulling something over in his mind.

“I was wondering if the Boss was thinking I might have earned the right to get one yet. You think maybe that might happen sooner or later?”

Izo  twisted to look incredulously at the boy on his bed. “What’s wrong with flowers? The’re perfectly manly. Ain’t like they’re roses or nothing. They’re not on my back because they’re romantic.” 

They were there proclaiming his sense of duty, his loyalty and clear mind. They spoke of death and single-minded purpose. His skin was there for important stories and words. He’d sooner cut himself than get something like his girl’s name.

“They’re there for the things I don’t wanna say out loud. Anyone that knows about what ink means will know what they’re sayin’. As for you gettin’ yours…”

 Izo eyed Kai critically. Was he actually serious? He was already that enthusiastic about being a made man? Izo chuckled, “You’re a bit big for your britches already. Nah, it’ll be later. Boss don’t have much truck on taking kiddies on. You’ve got a few more years to go.”

“I didn’t mean anything by it, I just- The last meeting you took me to was the first time I’d even seen the Boss’ ink before and those were… you know, dragons,” Kai explained matter-of-factly. The last thing he wanted was Izo thinking he didn’t understand or respect the meaning behind the imagery.

The teen folded his lean arms beneath his chin, both sharp elbows jutting over the edge at the foot of the mattress. “I was just thinking if I’m gonna stay on, then I should start thinking about it now. Or learning what that stuff all means, like you. I’m not stupid, you know… Wasn’t like I wanted to get something just to flash it at the nearest person on the street.”

Kai rested his chin on his crossed arms and sighed loudly. “Even if the Boss thought I was ready, I guess I just want know what he’d pick. It wouldn’t mean the same thing if it were up to me, right…? That’d be no different than if any civvie waltzed into a parlor and got something done for bragging rights- they don’t earn that like we do,” Kai reflected, often failing to censor his own thoughts due to his familiarity with the gangster he worked with, or simply due to his age.

Izo turned around, folding his arms over his chest as he looked Kai over. Eyes still too big for his head, despite the roundness of his cheeks. Skinny, gawky limbs that were only going to get even gawkier once he started growing — which hadn’t happened yet (and likely wouldn’t any time soon, if he didn’t start eating more.) Izo hadn’t been much older when he’d started getting seriously in over his head, doing significantly more involved things than running messages. That’d been his own damn fault, though. He’d had too big a mouth, had been too smart for his own good and run in ahead right into things he should have steered clear of, if he’d only known better.

Kai had a good little schtick going. He liked to talk big, even going so far as to act like he was already willing to go whole hog into the sorta life Izo was leading. It was a pretty good life, Izo thought, it had its perks, he got pocket money. But talking big and going so far as to get an ill-advised tattoo while sober, well… those were two entirely different things.

Izo crossed his arms over his chest as he hunched over the bed, brows drawing together. “The boss doesn’t pick it. You do. Like I said, they tell a story and it’s the kinda stuff you wanna say but don’t have real good words for it, because saying it would be lame. Get it?” 

Izo turned to the side and twisted, pulling his arms up to show a spot on his rib cage where the outline of a crane was placed. It had yet to be colored in. 

“See this? Got this because of a guy I knew — real swell guy. He’s old now, so he’s sick and dying. Helped me out of  some tight spots and I owe him.  He always had a thing for those weird-ass birds, so I’m getting this put on there as a thank you. Hopefully it’ll get done and I can show it to him before he kicks the bucket.”

“It’s up to you what you wanna say. Most guys just stick with stuff like, ‘I’m strong and I can tear people’s heads off with my damn teeth like a pregnant bear.’ The boss’s dragon means he’s like the emperor. Getting the ink means you’re a made man, but you don’t wanna get a mark someone picks for you either because it makes you theirs. You pick it because it’s what you wanna say. Got it?” Izo hesitated, then added, “There’s some that do that — let someone put their mark on them. I hear some families are into that too, like branding farm animals. If anyone says they wanna do that with you, you tell ‘em no, kick ‘em real good and come and tell me.”  

Kai was far too young for those sorts of relationships and if anyone offered, that meant they were real creeps. Izo would cut bits off them in private somewhere.

The kid pushed his hands against the bed to get a better look, glancing from the silhouette of the bird coming to life on Izo’s darker skin, then back to the elder man’s face as he spoke. Kai had assumed the messages intended to be expressed through the tattoos were qualities others had to see and ‘confirm’ before making them yakuza language fact. To everyone else, he was just like any other middle school student in Tokyo. Now that he was officially partnered with a made man like his 'brother’, he felt… important. Not the way the Boss was important, but needed- Useful, like a part of the machine that was efficiently performing it’s role. In a strange way, Kai felt getting inked might confirm that- solidify his place within their ranks and as the heir to the Boss’ legacy.

“Yeah. I understand now,” he answered confidently, nodding once in affirmation. His gaze followed the swooping 'brushstroke’ of the bird’s neck as it melded to it’s back and folded wings curiously, frowning in silence as one of the notches of Izo’s ribs expanded with his breathing. “Does it hurt a lot? Especially places like these?” he asked, pointing at the thin layer of skin and muscle barely masking the bony landmark.

Izo shrugged, always a bit surprised how into medical stuff the kid was. He didn’t recall ever being like that at the same age. “Well, it always hurts when there’s not a lotta meat. I don’t have much all over, though. It’s not too bad.” 

Actually, it hurt like a bitch and Izo had let everyone up and down the street know he was getting his ink done just by all his screaming. But Kai’s wide-eyed look was laying it on a bit thick, wasn’t he? Izo had to give him props for consistency, though. The teen never let up with his schtick and he had to admit in his crusty, old-young heart that there were times he was quite warmed by it. Izo reached out to press down hard on Kai’s head, sending him tumbling. When he was down, Izo dug his knuckles into the teenager’s scalp for good measure. Straightening, he grunted, “What’s this about you wanting ink anyway? Why all a sudden?”

“Hey! Come on- Stop,” the kid half-laughed, half-ordered, trying to dodge the elder man’s hands until he’d lost his balance and tumbled from the bed. He rolled from the foot of the mattress and landed in a soft pile of discarded suits Izo had thrown, unceremoniously, to the floor- vibrantly dyed and patterned silks and sharkskin cushioning Kai’s coltish knees as he fended off more brotherly harassment. The question made him pause and look back up the rail-thin length of Izo’s slouching frame, blinking once as he stared back at that narrow-eyed, searching gaze reading his own expression and body language.

“Like I said. It’s been three years. I just thought, maybe… then we’d be blood brothers. You know, officially. That’s all,” he said, brushing Izo off and leaning back against the foot of the bed. He straightened his hair back out with a few brisk tugs of his thin fingers, tilting his chin up as though challenging the man to say otherwise.

Izo tsks, tongue pressed against the back of his teeth as his movements still and he stares down at Kai staring up at him with that far too serious glare.

The brat. How was he going to say no to a request like that? 

“Ah, you really know what to say, eh? Thought a lot about it, did you?” Scripted or not, he was good. Izo was melting a little despite himself.  He grabbed Kai’s head, looping an arm around his neck and squeezing as he roughly ground his knuckles in with a renewed vengeance. “Think you’re such a big man, EH?”

When he eventually released the boy, letting him drop to the hard floor like he was dropping a sack of rice. He turned back toward the mirror and dragged his fingers through his hair to work out some of the new tangles. Izo made a face and gave up on wearing it down. Finding a tie, he gripped it between his teeth and pulled his hair back away from his face to reveal sharp features that looked too narrow, too fox-like for even his own tastes. 

“Alright, since you say it so nicely, kid,” he muttered around the tie, “You can get what you want. But if it’s stupid looking, it’s on you. Remember that.”

[tsukkeilate]

Dear Future Parents

CHAPTER THREE

As they walked to his father’s residence, Chisaki could see why one of his mother’s description of his father was that he’s charming.

This is the fourth time they were stopped by giggling school girls flocking around his father, who decided to entertain them a bit before excusing himself. His charismatic smile paired with pointed comments on how he’ll be late if he stay any longer deterred those girls from bothering him further. Chisaki could only watch in awe and mild amusement as they stammer in apology and point fingers at their companions for disturbing his father. They usually erupt in small banter after his father take his leave. Though oddly enough, these girls seem to never notice his presence. Perhaps they were too engrossed by his charming father that they forgot there’s another person accompanying him?

“Am I ugly?” Chisaki asked after catching up with his father’s pace.

“Chisa-chan, you look like me. Are you saying I’m ugly?” Oikawa replied instead.

“No, but the girls don’t look like they’ve noticed me.” Chisaki reasoned.

“Oh, that. I have been diverting their attention away from you. We never know what will happen in the future if you interact with anyone in the past. Anyone except me, of course.” Oikawa said.

Chisaki arched an eyebrow at his father’s explanation, “why exactly?”

“Tut-tut. Don’t be too impatient, Chisa-chan! We’re near my home anyway.” Oikawa said lightly.

“Can you stop calling me that? My name is Chisaki. Not Chisa-chan.” Chisaki said, grumbling.

Oikawa pretended to be in deep thought, “hmmm... nope! Chisa-chan’s cuter.” He said with that infuriating faux happy voice that ticks his son off.

“You’re annoying.” Chisaki said, crossing his arms.

Oikawa dramatically placed his hand on his chest, “how mean! Is this how I raised you to be? Disrespectful to your elders?!” He said.

Chisaki rolled his eyes, “I don’t know, my mother raised me.” He replied.

Oikawa caught on to the implication and flinched, which didn’t go unnoticed to Chisaki. They lapsed into an uncomfortable silence, before Oikawa announced they’ve reached their destination few minutes later.

“Make yourself at home Chisa-chan.” Oikawa said, putting his bag on his chair.

Chisaki scanned his father’s bed room. Volley ball posters posted on walls, a glass shelf at the left most corner, bed made and the place overall tidy. There were few gym equipment sitting at the rightmost corner of his room, including a worn out volleyball.

Chisaki noticed the certificates and medals displayed at the glass shelf, carefully examining them one by one.

“Mom wasn’t kidding when she said you were the best setter in the prefecture.” Chisaki mumbled.

“Aw, thank you Chisa-chan. You flatter me.” Oikawa said, grinning.

Chisaki decided to ignore his father and continued looking around. Chisaki stopped when he saw the pictures adorning his father’s study desk, carefully placed behind a thin sheet of tempered glass.

It was his parents’ photos taken at various places; some were from those cutesy photo booths he could never imagine his mother going to on her own (his father most likely the suspect) with cute filters plastered on the sides. Others were from the local museums, parks and amusement rides. There were also separate photos of them, most of which are middle school graduation and tournament pictures.

Chisaki took his time to view his parents’ photos, and noted how young his mother looked. Her hair’s longer too. Chisaki known for a fact his mother was attractive; the stories told to him by his aunt Shou and uncle Hitoka gave him the impression that his mother was constantly courted by male students and if it weren’t for his father, who was her boyfriend at the moment, she would have been aggressively sought after.

He just didn’t realize that his mother was this pretty. She grew from a lanky child to a tall slender young woman who accentuates her beauty by her expressive blue eyes and bow shaped lips. On top of that, she possess a fair skin, luscious raven locks and body shaped like an hour glass. Her atrocious sense of fashion can’t mask how stunning she is. Chisaki’s led to believe that her mother deserves better than his absent father, who was being suspiciously quiet for a while now.

“Lovely isn’t she?” Oikawa said quietly, gazing at his mother’s photo with fondness and adoration in his eyes.

Chisaki said nothing as Oikawa coughed to recompose himself.

“Anyway! I’m sure you didn’t come here all the way from the future to talk about how splendid the pictures on my desk are.” He started, “so I’ll answer any of your questions as long as they don’t endanger the future.”

“Why am I here?” Chisaki did not hesitate to ask the first thing that came into his mind, “and why did you act as if you know I’ll be here when we first met?”

“Slow down Chisa-chan, we got time.” Oikawa chuckled at his son’s eagerness to ask.

“As for the first question, I’m not entirely sure. In most cases, people are sent from the future to the past to fix something wrong in the timeline. Which we have to oversee to ensure they don’t go overboard with it. As for the second question, I was told by the agency that there will be an anomaly arriving today. By anomaly, it means people from the future. I wasn’t told the exact time and number of people so I skipped classes and grabbed the first train boarding from Tokyo to Miyagi.”

‘Agency? Anomaly?’ Something isn’t right.

“What are you?” Chisaki asked, a bit terse.

Oikawa seemed to mull over his response, “hm... I suppose that is the question you’ve been dying to ask. To put it simply, I’m an esper. My ability is to time travel, in which I was recruited by the Agency that specializes dealing with Espers.”

“Stop fooling around.” Chisaki scowled. “I’m not a kid anymore. You can’t fool me.”

Oikawa placed his hands up, “I’m not, I promise. I guess you need proof to believe.” He said thoughtfully.

“How about this. In the future, Freckles-chan and Manager-kun would get married and have twins.” Oikawa said. Chisaki crinkled his nose in confusion.

“Who?”

“Yamaguchi-chan and Hitoka-kun.”

Chisaki looked his father sceptically. Given the circumstances, there’s no reason for him to lie. And to be able to name an event correctly from the future, Chisaki reluctantly admits that his father might be one of those people.

“Since you’re an esper, does that mean I’m one too?” He asked instead.

“Have you manifested any signs from when you’re younger? Such as weird paranormal activity happening around you?” Oikawa asked.

“No.” Chisaki promptly replied.

“Then, it’s safe to say you aren’t. My older sister does not possess esper abilities as well.”

Chisaki doesn’t know if he’ll be relieved or disappointed that he turned out to be normal, unlike his father. So he decided to console himself that at least he’s good at volleyball and his mother is a pro-volleyball player who teaches him techniques in her spare time.

“I think that’s all I want to know.” Chisaki said, satisfied, “thanks dad.”

Oikawa blinked owlishly at him, “oh... right.” He coughed, “sorry, I can’t get used to you calling me dad when we’re practically same age right now.”

“Have you ever travelled to the future?” Chisaki asked curiously.

“Sometimes, when I need to.” Oikawa replied. “But it takes up a lot of energy so as much as possible I don’t.”

“I see.” Chisaki said.

“If you don’t have any more questions,” Oikawa stopped mid-sentence to rummage around his clothes, selecting a white face mask and black cap, “wear this.”

“Why?” Chisaki asked with a brow raised.

“Because you’re going on a disguise!” Oikawa replied

“No one knows me.” Chisaki said, tone laced with heavy judgement.

“That’s not the case, Chisa-chan. You can’t talk to anyone here. And if someone noticed how you look similarly like me, they’re bound to question you.” Oikawa reasoned, as if it was obvious.

Chisaki clicked his tongue, “fine.” He said, taking the mask and cap from Oikawa.

“Oh! Try these on too.” Oikawa handed him a pair of rounded eyeglasses. Chisaki said nothing and took it from his father. “They don’t have a grade, don’t worry.”

After putting them on, he looked himself at the mirror to see if it matches his outfit. Even when he’s on a disguise he should look presentable and not a walking fashion disaster.

Like his mother, he mentally supplied.

Thank gods he’s always there to deter her from wearing some very questionable color combinations.

With his black tracksuit and pair of white running shoes, his disguise fit well with his ensemble. Although he thinks that the face mask makes him more suspicious, he decided not to question it.

“All set? Let’s go!” Oikawa enthused.

“Order everything you want, it’s on me.” Oikawa sing songed, leafing through the menu.

The place they went to eat wasn’t that far from his father’s residence. It was a ten minute walk, which wasn’t that bad. Truthfully, Chisaki had never been in a bistro, usually it’s either a fancy restaurant or fast food when he and his mother eat out, depending on the occasion.

“Really?” Chisaki asked in confirmation, his eyes lit up as if it was Christmas.

Oikawa chuckled, “Yes.” He said.

“Well then. I want ...”

Oikawa watched his son eat happily with platters of food in front of him, not once faltering on his pace. He could feel his wallet becoming lighter, as Chisaki finish the food on the plates with vigour.

“This is your mother’s favourite place.” Oikawa commented, “she eats a lot too.”

“Sha hen awthele. ”

“Swallow your food before talking, Chisaki-chan.”

Chisaki swallowed and wiped his mouth with a napkin, “she’s an athlete. It’s given.” He pointed out.

“I’m an athlete too but I don’t eat like this.” Oikawa reminded him.

“She’s a growing child.” Chisaki retorted.

“Mhmm sure.” Oikawa said.

Chisaki took another bite, “play with me.” He said.

“Pardon?”

“You’re also a volleyball player right? A setter too. Toss to me after this.” He said.

Oikawa clicked his tongue. He reached across the table and flicked Chisaki’s forehead.

“Tone it down brat, I’m still older than you.” Oikawa said, slightly irked. “Geez, is volleyball the only thing in your mind? You're like your mother.”

“I have excellent grades.” Chisaki replied.

“At least you inherited my intelligence. Tobio-chan’s grades are terrible that she usually has to take supplementary lessons before being allowed on court.” Oikawa said, sighing dramatically.

“She does?” Chisaki asked, surprised. His mother never mentioned anything like that.

“She does.” Oikawa said sagely, “along with Chibi-chan.”

“Who?”

“The one with orange hair. Hinata.”

“Ah.” Chisaki started eating again, “You have weird names for people.” He pointed out.

“I do not!” Oikawa denied.

“You do.” Chisaki said flatly, “anyway, uncle Toshi used to tutor aunt Shou too when they were still dating.”

“What.” Oikawa stood up suddenly, garnering stares from other customers. He smiled at them before sitting down, his intrigued eyes on Chisaki.

“Ushiwaka and Chibi-chan are dating?” He asked.

Chisaki regarded him for a second, “yeah.” He paused before he added, “they’re married. Their baby’s arriving at winter.”

Chisaki took his time being entertained at his father’s flabbergasted face. He was absolutely dumbfounded that aunt Shou and Uncle Toshi are having a baby and married. He wished he could take a snap at his father’s face, it’s too hilarious not to.

“What did chibi-chan saw in him anyway? He’s boring.” Oikawa muttered, suddenly annoyed after the initial shock worn out.

“You don’t like uncle Toshi?” Chisaki tilted his head, “why?”

“He’s a stoic asshole who thinks he’s above everyone else.” Oikawa replied without hesitation, “also he keeps gloating over the fact that his team would always beat mine. ‘You should have to Shiratorizawa’, he always say. It’s annoying!”

When his father made a poor attempt in mimicking Ushijima’s voice, Chisaki couldn’t help but to laugh out loud. His father’s dislike towards his uncle was comedy gold.

“Hey! Why are you laughing?! It’s true, you know!” Oikawa said, indignant.

This caused him to laugh harder, which fuels to the irritation of his father. Oikawa thinks that his son is having too much fun over the idea that he and Ushijima don’t get along. It’s unnerving to say the least.

While the two was engrossed in their conversation, they did not notice a female figure entering the bistro and approaching them right after she saw them by the window.

“Tooru-san?”

Oikawa turned his attention to the feminine voice, his worsening mood instantly became better.

“Tobio-chan!”

Chisaki, on the other hand, couldn’t help but to gape as he stares at the younger version of his mother all in her youthful glory. He couldn’t believe the younger self of his mother was standing right in front of him, clueless of the distant future.

A/N : In this narrative, Oikawa's 19 (currently in uni) and Tobio's 17 (third year). Additionally, I took the liberty to incorporate mob 100 verse regarding Oikawa's special abilities. Like Mob, he's a normal student but with special part time jobs.

(Yes, he gets paid that's why he can treat his son like that #RichDad)

I hope this chapter is to your liking! See you in the next!

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 129: “She Seems Scared”

Previously on BnHA: Deku tried to land a hit on Nighteye using rapidfire attacks lifted from Gran Torino, but was unable to pass Nighteye’s test and take the stamp from him within three minutes. Nighteye realized that Deku had purposely avoided hitting the numerous All Might posters, banners, and cutouts displayed all around the room, which surprised him so much he actually laughed. He then proclaimed that he would hire Deku and was actually planning to do so all along. However, he says he hasn’t acknowledged Deku, and he intends to use the internship to show him how ill-suited he is to being the successor to OFA. The next day, Nighteye, Bubble Girl, Mirio, and Deku set out to do some patrol and surveillance. Nighteye explained that his agency had been tracking a yakuza capo named “Chisaki”, whom the readers know as Overhaul. Because Deku is a villain magnet, of fucking course he ran into Overhaul himself not three pages later. But in a twist, he seemed to be accompanied by a scared young girl.

Today on BnHA: Overhaul, playing nice, apologizes for his “daughter” whom he says has run off. Oh, those bandages on her arms and legs? Not to fret, she’s simply been roughhousing too much and got a little scraped up. Absolutely no one is fooled by this, and Deku can see that the little girl is plainly terrified, so he refuses to let her go as she clings to him for dear life. Mirio is worried that Deku will throw off their investigation by acting too suspicious of Overhaul -- they’re not supposed to know he’s a villain -- but Deku thinks it would be even more suspicious if they, as heroes, were to leave a scared little girl after she’s asked for their help. Overhaul leads them into a dark alley to “talk”, and Eri, afraid that he’s about to kill the two heroes, runs back over to him. Mirio and Deku are forced to let them leave without further incident. Overhaul savagely kills the henchman who almost let Eri escape, and leads her to a freaky laboratory, all the while acting like a total creep. There, he’s told he has a phone call -- from Shigaraki Tomura.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 155 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

guess what time it is kids YEP, you guessed it, NEW VOLUME TIME

well this is all very vague and rather underwhelming

can’t remember the last time I saw a title and cover page that gave away so little. hey guys I think Deku, the main character, will probably feature in this volume pretty heavily. and he’ll be neither happy nor sad nor angry, but based on this, just rather meh. okay then Deku

(ETA: now that I know what the title is in reference to, I kinda wish All Might had also featured on this cover in some small way. ah well)

hey guys who is this

is this what’s-his-name? Amajiki? will he be working with Kirishima interning at this friendly Hamburglar’s agency? AMAJIKI WHAT’S YOUR QUIRK

loooool the character page doesn’t have Todoroki or Bakugou. I’ll try to be a big girl about this. I can go one volume without 2/3 of my sons being featured. but their efforts to pass the make-up provisional license exam had better be fucking successful goddammit. I can only take so much before I start going into withdrawals here

(ETA: sorry, past me. it turns out we’re not very good at handling this. it also turns out it is not, in fact, just one volume. the good news is that as soon as this recap is posted, we are going on a binge of destiny and we will not stop until we have reunited with our missing children. this is my solemn vow)

at least All Might, Ochako, Aizawa, Kirishima, and MY BOY MIRIO are still here

chapter SUTAATO

so we’re flashing back a few moments before the end of the previous chapter

Deku and Mirio are out on patrol!

Deku says he’s nervous, and Mirio’s surprised because this isn’t even anything particularly difficult, it’s just a patrol

and after a moment’s consideration he’s asking if it’s trauma from the League of Villains’ attack

oh Mirio you’re so considerate you precious little dumpling

but Deku says no, he just surprisingly lacks experience with basic hero stuff because so much out-of-the-ordinary shit keeps happening to him

you know what, it’s true. he didn’t even get to do a single patrol during his training with Gran Torino because he ran into the fucking Hero Killer on his third fucking day

Mirio’s all “wow that’s weird” and yeah, but only if you’re not a main character

by the way please look at this duck man here

is this a duck or a chicken or like what the hell is this dude

anyway, because Mirio doesn’t yet realize the scope of Deku’s Main Character Powers, he tells Deku not to worry and that they’ll just be patrolling while Nighteye’s team will be the ones doing surveillance

oh Mirio. so beautiful, so kind, so fucking naive

Deku’s watching this glorious shooting star at work, and thinking again about how he was the original One for All candidate and All Might never said anything

follow me baby

now Mirio’s asking Deku what his superhero name is, and Deku is like, “Deku”

I just really love Deku’s “I’m Deku” face. he has no right to make me keep wanting to ruffle his hair like this

Mirio’s name is “Rumillion”, which apparently refers to the fact that he wants to be a guy who can save millions of people. even if it’s not quite to All Might’s standard of being able to save all people

(ETA: so as we all know, it’s actually Lemillion, which is apparently French? so weird)

what an interesting interpretation of what the “all” in All Might stands for. pretty sure it’s wrong, but it’s still cool

so I guess his chest plate does say 1,000,000. and also his actual name is worked into the superhero name just like Uravity’s punny name. these fucking kids

Mirio gets Deku pumped up by reminding him that they’re heroes now. “don’t let your guard down, Deku!”

and now back to this hilariously terrible situation that Deku has somehow found himself in through sheer bad luck

maybe that’s his actual quirk. a quirk that charges up numerous small instances of terrible luck and then unleashes them as sudden Good Luck Energy. does that make sense. so much bad shit happens to him, but then he also has the absolute best luck at the most critical times. shit, this started as a joke but now I’ve half convinced myself into making it headcanon. goddamn

anyways

looooool. shit. fuck. :’D haha this is the worst

he says she’s been horsing around “so she’s a bit scraped up.” hahahahhaha oh my god Overhaul heyyyyy fuck you?!

(ETA: unbelievably, this sentiment will only keep growing stronger and stronger. it is rather impressive how he keeps reaching new depths of terrible)

Deku can’t control his face at all. he looks openly horrified. if anyone ever sat down to play cards with this kid they’d fucking clean him out

holy shit Mirio is SO FUCKING SMOOTH oh my god

Mirio I’m stanning you and your quick-thinking, cool-under-pressure heroic phasing ass, goddammit

Deku’s looking at Mirio in surprise and wondering what he’s talking about. oh my god, you’re supposed to be smart

and now Mirio’s apologizing to Overhaul

and now Deku belatedly realizes that his facial expression was giving away the whole fucking game and that’s why Mirio flipped his mask up to hide it

now Deku’s actually putting on the rest of his mask oh my god. how weird

meanwhile Mirio’s amiably complimenting Overhaul on his own “kickass mask”

Overhaul is amiably replying that he’s just sensitive to germs

I’m sure it won’t be the last time :’D

Mirio replies that they’re still new and so they’re “nervous”

he’s trying so hard to cover for Deku’s slip-up. I’m sure Overhaul can see through it in an instant, but you still have to hand it to him, it’s one hell of an effort

Overhaul’s asking what office they’re with. lol put them on the spot

Mirio says they’re still students and they’re not with any agencies yet and are just on patrol for some field training experience

he’s very deliberately avoiding any mention of Nighteye, and he’s trying to get Deku to leave with him as soon as possible

so he’s telling Deku it’s time to go finish their patrol. but here’s the problem, though

like. what the fuck. you can’t just fucking abandon this little girl who’s showing clear signs of abuse, and leave her with this guy who you know is a fucking villain

and she knows they’re heroes too, she knows this is her chance

so now. here’s a test for you guys. can you take her with you without openly letting on that you’re investigating Overhaul

I think the only way they can do it is if Eri gives them reason to step in, but I’m worried she might be too scared

oh by the way, I know absolutely nothing about Eri and she’s been in the manga for less than one full chapter, but I’ve already adopted her and would die for her you guys. so Deku, don’t you dare leave her or I won’t fucking forgive your ass. All Might wouldn’t leave her!

so now Deku’s politely pointing out that Overhaul’s “daughter” is scared as fuck

Overhaul smoothly replies that it’s because he just scolded her. fuckkkk

Mirio’s trying to telepathically communicate to Deku that he can’t show too much suspicion, and he’s again telling Deku “let’s go”

okay, Deku has clearly already decided to save Eri no matter what, so that’s good

he’s pointing out that the bandages are a little extreme for “just horsing around”

Overhaul says she falls down a lot. fucking...

Deku continues to argue that she seems unnaturally traumatized. that’s right, Deku. if he can make a plausible argument for there being good enough cause to save Eri here, he just might be able to get away with it

problem is, I don’t think Overhaul will let it happen. he’s still playing “nice”, but if push comes to shove I think he will shift from “polite citizen” to “rude uncooperative citizen” and he’ll still be able to get away with it without giving up his civilian cover

Deku would save Eri anyway though. we’ve already seen that he will say “fuck you” to the rules if he believes it’s necessary. even if it screws up the investigation

and then there’s the matter of “what does Overhaul want with this girl anyway, and what lengths will he to go to keep her?” I assume she must have a really useful quirk. I don’t think she’s his actual daughter, no way. kidnapped seems more likely. or something along those lines. this guy is an underworld crime lord after all

so as expected, Overhaul has stopped cooperating, and now he’s basically implying that this is none of Deku’s business

yet again Mirio is trying to push Deku to drop it, and he’s worried about them blowing the investigation

so far this is the only thing Mirio’s done that I disapprove of. sorry Mirio. you’re still a beautiful cinnamon roll

(ETA: Mirio I totally forgive you and I’m sorry for ever doubting you. you beat yourself up so much over this afterward and you were so hard on yourself and you pushed yourself to your limits and beyond to make up for it and you didn’t have to, it wasn’t your fault. you’re so good and brave. aghhh I’m still so upset about this)

but Deku thinks it’d be even more out of character and suspicious to leave at this point

point: Deku

oh shit, even Overhaul’s acknowledging this, and now he’s changing up his strategy

he’s shrugging and says he understands their concern

and holy shit now he’s inviting them to follow him into this dark alley

loooool follow him into the alley if you want to be spontaneously combusted, kids

oh my god they’re actually gonna do it. “it’s not like we can just make off with her”

sure, but you can argue that you want to continue this discussion over at the police precinct just to be safe. or in literally any private place that isn’t a dark alley where no one will hear you explode. or, and here’s a crazy thought, you could just tell him “no thank you sir, I think we can talk about it right here”, and to hell with whether or not he’s “embarrassed”

but nooo, they’re following him in there. sigh

Overhaul says Eri does nothing but rebel and that he’s ~worried~ about her

:’D cry me a riverrrr

so naturally Deku suspects abuse

but now he finally does have his poker face on -- he always did have that delayed reaction time, didn’t he -- and he’s playing along and says “that sounds rough”

Overhaul’s all “kids are hard to understand”

and now he appears to be moving to take off his gloves

heh. this isn’t good huh

well, you guys wanted to get proof of Overhaul doing something villainous, though...

I don’t suppose Mirio has like a panic button he can push to alert Nighteye in situations like these without letting on that he’s called for backup? that seems like something these guys should have

anyway so now everyone’s on alert because they all know shit is about to go down

oh shit

ERI NO

Overhaul, absolute bastard that he is, is asking Eri if she’s done with her “little tantrum”

and she’s nodding. fuuuuuuck

now Overhaul’s apologizing for bothering them, bidding them farewell, and HE’S LEAVING WITH THAT SWEET, SCARED LITTLE GIRL OH MY GOD

this is so upsetting?! I’m so fucking upset right now???

Deku wants to go after them, but Mirio’s holding him back again, and now I’m back to siding with him

he says that if they push it they’ll just make it harder to catch him later on

and he’s right. but this is still fucking devastating. and Deku looks just as upset as I feel

jesus christ look what he fucking did to the guy who was supposed to be watching her

JESUS CHRIST

and that happened because Eri tried to run. he doesn’t even have to hurt her to keep her in line; all it’ll take is threatening to hurt other people, because she knows he’ll follow through

fucking shit, I don’t like this! you guys this dude is SO FUCKING EVIL holy shit. he makes Tomura look like a kid playing cops and robbers

ughhh Eri’s trying to shut it out and I can’t I need someone to rescue her like fucking yesterday my dudes

Overhaul is telling Eri she needs to “stop being selfish”

whaaaaaat the fuck

what the fucking fuck you guys

okay so we’ve got a fucking torture chair or whatever, and it’s hooked up to at least two big stasis-chamber-looking things. and there’s all this medical equipment all around. what the hell, what is going on

this guy was not fucking kidding when he said he had a real, actual villain plan and not just vague All Might-crushing ambitions like Tomura. I have no idea what this guy is planning, but damn does it look legit

AND SPEAKING OF TOMURA

FUCK ME, IF THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS GETS INVOLVED IN THIS TOO THE HEROES MIGHT JUST BE SCREWED

(ETA: ooooooor, it might just ironically be the thing that gets them unscrewed. definitely wasn’t expecting that. although I’m still not quite done with the arc yet so we’ll see)

oh my god. fucking bad guys. I’m gonna chill to Overhaul’s trap beat theme again for a little bit

 BONUS:

good for him, now we know it works. he can take it off again now lol

[thotsforvillainrights]

~Big Baby Sick Baby~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

@zuffer-weird-girl​  I def wanted to post this waaay earlier but I was just too beat to do it. I would like to contribute to the sick Kai headcanon pool asap lol)

One of the main reasons you weren’t having/adopting kids anytime soon was because sometimes you were stuck seemingly raising a grown man yourself. How unfortunate for Pops who asks you for grandkids on the daily! You’d need to put it on hold especially considering the fact that Kai was not as mature as he let off to be all the time. One of the times was now.

You stood with your hand on your side while the other held a bottle of semi thick, smooth liquid to be drank. You tapped your foot impatiently as he grumbled and looked up at you. “I’m not taking that stuff so you can piss off immediately.” He wasn’t usually this blunt with you...well not more than you’re already used to of course, but today was different. Today he was sick and by God it reflected on his expressions, appearance, and actions as well. He was sluggish, slow and bumbling. It was shocking to most men to see him make so many mistakes. On top of that, he had refused to eat or drink along with announcing a headache as well. His eyes were lackluster and held their share of baggage underneath, creating dark circles. Even his skin was noticeably more pale today. Anyone with eyes could see the Capo was sick but in case this wasn’t enough to see with eyes, you could hear it in the way he spoke with a rasp and by the various couching and sneezing fits as well. “Chisaki please, I’m begging you here.” You pleaded with him and he scoffed from his desk. He paused trying to do his work and look up at you with enough annoyance that you would’ve thought he was blaming you for this. “I’m fine damn it. I’m not sick, I can’t be sick. Look at all the precautions I take.” He waved his hands dramatically and you sighed. “Kai please...everyone here knows you’re sick. I can tell too. Not to be rude but you literally look like shit right now. Can you please just cooperate just this once? I’ll give you anything you want if you just come with me.” You tried to negotiate/bargain with him but he wasn’t having it. “And neglect my work? Absolutely not, kiss my ass.” This would be the equivalent of a child refusing bedtime. 

Well fine. If he was going to act like a child then you would have to treat him like one...

“Kai Chisaki if you don’t get your ass up and come with me to the surface I WILL TELL POPS.” He paused for a moment and thought this though. Pops would most definitely tell all the men to halt the business for today and send EVERYONE home. Pops may have passed the Hassaikai crown to him, but the old man was still behind the scene taking over from time to time after self proclaimed retirement. Pops would also be the one to come down to his office and grab him by the ear and literally yank him up to the surface. He sighed and slowly stood up, reluctance clear by the way he glared at you. “Fine.” He grumbled while shutting down his operations and calling it a day. You breathed a silent sigh in relief as he trailed behind you to the upper layer and to your bedroom. Once inside, he leaned against the door and watched as you prepared the bed for him. “Don’t just look at me, silly! Go on, go get in the shower. Drop this on the floor when you get in there, okay?” You reached into a plastic grocery bag and handed him a vapo-shower tablet packet. “When did you get this?” He asked with genuine curiosity. “Hmmm? Oh! I actually noticed you earlier this morning and how you were behaving. I went out to the store real quick and picked up some important stuff because I planned on getting you in here today. Now go shower.” You kissed his cheek and he complied. Once out of the shower, he dressed in his pajamas and laid on the bed where you prepared a spot for him. By now you had the lights off with the curtains and blinds closed. There were some dim nightlights glowing in their usual spot, and the humidifier was running as well. 

His tired eyes carefully watched you dig through the plastic bag and pull out various items: a thermometer with disposable sleeves/covers, chicken noddle soup, ginger ale, saltines, a set of three simple face towels, aloe infused fuzzy socks, and some unfrozen popsicles. Not to mention the liquid medicine sitting next to what looked like ibuprofen. “My angel, have you become my health care provider?” He pathetically flirted with you as you rolled your eyes. “Oh hush. Even if I did, you couldn’t be flirting with me like this in here anyway. Doctors can’t have relationships with patients...right?” He chuckled at your pondering and you looked down at him with a smile. “Enough of that haha. Let’s try this real quick, okay?” You reached for his lips with the thermometer and he complied. His temp wasn’t too bad. He was running a low grade fever but knowing how rare it is for Chisaki of all people to get sick, of course he would be feeling like dying at the moment. You started by pouring the grape flavored medicine onto a spoon and holding it towards. “No, I-” as soon as he opened his mouth to deny it, you shoved it inside and he was forced to swallow. His face afterward was priceless. “That tasted like absolute shit. Please never give it to me again or else.” He threated and you rolled your eyes. “Or else what? What can you do, huh? I don’t work for the medicine company that makes it. Now be quiet and take a few ibuprofen.” You smiled at him and handed him the pills. He swallowed them down dry before letting his head flop back down onto the pillow with a groan. He took a few long blinks when suddenly there was a comfy, cold, damp rag on his head forehead. He wiggled his toes and realized the socks were on his feet as well. His sleepy eyes scanned the room for you when suddenly the bedroom door opened. 

“Heeeey yoooou. You finally woke up.” You spoke softly as you entered the room with a tray. “W-what?” He was thoroughly confused but also disoriented from his little nap apparently. “Yeah you fell asleep for a little while so I went downstairs to prepare the food stuff I got you. I also went to get a bottle of water.” You rounded the bed to take a seat next to him. By now his hair was disheveled a tiny bit but he looked to be a little better. He would still need to hydrate and get plenty more rest, but for now he would need food. “I got saltines and chicken noodle soup since it would be more filling and also easier to keep down. The ginger ale should help with an upset tummy and look there. The popsicles are finally frozen and I got your favorite, the blue one. The coolness should help soothe you a bit.” He nodded and slowly sat up, moving the damp towel to the bedside table and holding the tray on his lap. He began eating and his eyes watered just a bit. “Kai what’s wrong, is the food not staying down? I can bring you the trashcan to puke in real quick!” You almost stood up but he stopped you just in time. “The food is just fine. I suppose I’m just extremely thankful to have you taking care of me like this. I’m grateful to you, and I love you my angel.” He looked up at you with such emotion in those eyes that you knew it to be nothing but the truth. “I love you too Kai. Finish your food and get some more rest so you can get better soon. Okay?” You wanted so badly to sneak another kiss on those cheeks but you knew the risk of couples getting sick and continuously passing it to each other. 

He finished his food and drinks before slowly laying back down and bundling himself in the soft blankets, sighing with glee. “Get well soon, love.” You stroked his hair gently until the sound of faint snoring could be heard.  

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[zuffer-weird-girl]

imagine kai and angel carves a pumpkin with kids🥺 maybe kurono and haru joins them too??🥺🥺 then mimic comes and smashes pumpkin aCCıDEntALly,,,,,,and kai uses him as a pumpkin lmaoo

"Oof-!" Kin cooed at the last huge pumpkins Pops let down on a made up table, bunch of pumpkins on it already, smilling and brushing his sweat as Kaito poke the pumpkin.

"What's that for Grandpop?" Kaito asked in curiosity as Pops chuckled before going inside, his two grandchilds following him eargly.

"Well, soon it will be the time you kids wear costumes and your dad is almost freacking out due to getting you two on a dentist." Pops chuckled as Kaito smiled evislish and rubbed his hands together as Kin only let out a curious sound.

"Halloween!" Kaito cheered as Pops took out two knifes "The most cool holiday of all year!"

"I like new year." Kin added with a smile as Kaito only scoffed at her opinion.

"So, with those pumpkins that we brought. We're making-"

"Am I interrupting something?" Everyone in the room went quiet before looking at the door frame. Chisaki had his arms crossed as you giggled at your children cheering that you two were back home.

"I was just about to teach them how to carve a pumpkin." The old man chuckled as Kai's eye twitched.

"With all respect Pops, but who in the hell gives a two and eight years old a knife?"

"Uncle Rappa." Kaito muttered as you shouted what as one of Kai's veins almost popped at the new information.

"Anyway." Pops sighed, handing Kai the two knifes "I sadly cant participate now. But give yourself some time with the kids, after all is almost your son's favorite holiday after all." Pops carresed the boy's head whose chuckled as he gave Kin the same treatment.

"So!" You clapped your hands together "You two want to carve pumpkins to make lanterns?" The kids cheered as Kai stared at you all with a blank poker face expression.

"You know that both me and Kaito can just... overhaul it? Besides, no. Carving a pumpkin must be something so messy and I am not cleaning this house a fourth time." He growled the last words while looking Kaito dead in the eye who just slglared back.

"Oh cmon honey!" You whined, grabbing Kin along to both of you to start the puppy eye look "Pleasee?"

"Pwetty pwease papa???" Kin clapped he thanks together while her golden eyes shined at him.

He felt a tug on his jacket, looking at Kaito with a frown. The boy had a pleading look instead of his same stoic one.

"Grandpop took them outside so is not going to be messy daddy... we will clean after, please?"

He sighed, two knifes in one of his hands as he simply gave up. Pride? The fearful Overhaul? It doesn't fucking existed when he was around wife and two brats.

"Be it. I swear the three of you will be cleaning the yard with toothbrushes." He growled as you cheered along with your kids and went to the yard as Kai trailed behind with a not so excited look before he saw his son stopping and turning back.

"Where are you going brat?" He asked as Kaito smirked at him.

"I will be back!"

"Such a pest..." he muttered as you giggled.

.

.

.

You were cooing at the silly drawing Kin did it on the paper, one that she insisted on craving into the pumpkin before you furrowed your eyebrows at seing Kaito was not back yet.

"Kaito? Baby?" You called out as Kai finished rubbing and cleaning the table and also the pumpkins.

Kai deadpanned at sieng Kaito calling out foe you as blockhead's daughter, Haru, followed after him and gretted you happily.

"I invited uncle Kurono and Haru as well!" Kaito exclaimed as you giggled.

"I thought this was suppose to be a family kinda of thing?" Kai asked in sarcasm as Kurono came out, hand on the back of his neck as he entered the yard.

"Well, I am Kaito's grandfather. So get dunked." He smirked at Kai before waving his hands in false defense as Kai overhauled his glove in warning.

"So what we doing?" Haru asked in esxcatacy as you holded Kin's drawing and showed to the two kids.

"We're going to make faces on the pumpkins to make lanterns out of it!"

"Woah!" Kaito shoved his hand inside one of the opaque pumpkin as Kai called him out for it "Grandpop already took the inside out!"

"I'm going to have a chat with that old man later..." Kai sighed as Hari snickered at his friend's comment.

Haru picke done of the pumpkins almost dropping if it wast for her papa reflexes as he helped her.

"What face flower?" He kneeled in one knee as Haru thought for a second before giving him an idea "Right then-"

You and Chisaki widened your eyes at how skifull Kurono had took one knife out of one of his pocket and quickly cut the face for his daughter to see, causing her to let out a squeal and clap her hands for him.

"Now your turn. Carefull now." Kurono smirled at how tense his daughter was befor ehe hold her wrist and picked another pumpkin to start to crave.

"Ma! Ma!" Kin slappe sheriff little and chubby hands on teh table as you giggled and hold the knife careful along with her.

"Alright alright!"

"Aw!" Kaito whined "I wanted to do one with mommy too!"

Kai only rolled his eyes and picked one and called the boy.

"See?" He standed beside his son, grabbing his two hands on his "Use your quirk now, concentrate."

Kaito looked at his father aprehensively before breathing and out... accidentally destroying the pumpkin.

"Dammit." The boy mumble embarrassed at hearing the other's laugh. Yet his father didn't, he only sighed and took a pumpkin and miraculously took his gloves off.

"Watch it." He started, carefull poking the punking, the cells and atoms falling apart and according to how Chisaki furrowed his eyebrows, the pumpkin was gradually recovering but with certain parts missing, gradually showing the face of the soon lantern.

"Woah daddy that's so cool!" Kaito picked the pumpkin to look in astonishement.

"Try again. This time, focused on how to break the parts of this, and mold in to what you want."

Kaito nodded and after a few exploded pumpkins he finally made in to one that Chisaki felt a bit of pride growing at sieng his son getting the control of his quirk.

"I did it mommy! I did it!" Kaito lifted the pumpkin with his two arms as you clapped your hands along with Kin.

Soon, Kin was slapping one of the pumpkins as you and Kai found it weird at first.

"What is she doing mom?" Kaito asked on worry before you catched and laughed about it.

"I guess she is trying to do the same thing as you and daddy!" You lifted her up to give your daughter a esquimo kiss "Dont worry lil princess! Maybe when you grow up you will have daddy's quirk too!"

"No. God forbid that. Absolutely not." Kai grimace at the thought and flipped your forehead for laughing at him.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

What if angel’s grandma is friends with pops and he invites her grandma for tea and angel and Chrono are in the same class and Kai is like my women is coming to the house I just prepare and Chrono is just like she doesn’t even know your name so angel hangs out with Chrono and Kai just tries to impress her the whole time until Chrono does parkcore trick he’s been working on and Kai tries to do one but he breaks his arm and Angel visits him at the hospital

"Alice, what a great pleasure to receive you and your grandaughter." The old man grabbed the woman's hand to plant a kiss as she laughed.

"As always the charmer my friend." The old woman looked down at the girl with a fond smile, noticing a quite while that both boys with white and brow hair were watching from afar "Go on dear."

"Thank you for accepring us in your house Mr-"

"Oh please young one, is always a pleasure." The elder said with a smile before showing his palm at the inside "Come on now in, I bet Kurono would love to spend time with his colleague."

"Just don't cause any problem sweety." She said before looking again at her old friend as she made herself at home "So? How is your daughter?"

Not much afar Kai arched one eyebrow before looking at Kurono whose was also spying on who Pops was talking with.

"You didn't said my woman was coming."

"First, she doesn't even know you dude. Second, neither I had idea..." Hari answered just as nonchalantly as his friend before widening his eyes at seing you aproaching. "She is coming."

"Pretend then we weren't looking." Kai hissed before you aproached.

"Hi Hari-kun! Who is your friend?" You aproached and the white haired boy gave his friend a look of 'I told you so' while Chisaki only glared back at him.

"Hey (Y/n)-chan." He spoke more to pick on Kai's nerves "This is Chisaki Kai."

"The future leader of the Shie Hassaikai if I might add, Kurono." He growled his friend name as you cooed at how cool it was.

~

"Guess what i learned (Y/n) chan? Look." The bly spoke with eargness before mentioning for you to distance yourself before he jumped to do a backflip as you gasped in awe.

"Wow Hari! So cool!!!" You gaped at him while he smiled.

Yeah... someone wasn't happy with that as he watched with envy at the distance and crossed arms.

Sure, you were on the same class with that blockhead, but you had spend almost all day with him! Dammit, what was so cool about Hari anyway? He was just going to become a subbordinate anyway, he was going to become the main boss! You should be spending time with him at least.

Yet no. You just awed at that-that idiot over there!

"Im trying this new thing called parkour, wanna watch?" The bky suddenly spoke as Kai huffed and decided to join for a bit the conversation.

"Isn't it dangerous though?" You asked in worry as Kurono made a more less signal with his hand.

"Kinda? See all of those obstacles?"

"He means the boxes he just plantes over the yard and the three." Chisaki nonchalantly stated from besides you, making Kurono a bit offended.

"Think you can do it then? Mister I know everything?"

He was taken a back at how Hari had reacted but one look towards your cute face was enough for him to scoff and accept the offer.

"Is just mostly jump and run around." He shrugged as he got by Kurono's side, in the count of three the two boys started.

Everything was fine until Hari jumped and grabbed on one of the tree branches he had swirl around with his body doing a 360 angle and landi g on the ground... although when he was his turn the dammit branche suddenly cracked, and he didn't need to be a genius to know what was going to happen.

"Shit-!"

CRASH

~

"What on earth were you thinking kid?" The elder exclaimed when the doctor finally aplied the the cast on the boy's left arm, worried about the numerous hives that were appearing on his skin.

"He should wear it until the start of spring mister."

"Thank you miss." The woman bowed and left the room as the elder croased his arms and looked at Kai expectantly.

"I'm waiting."

"I still don't see the point of wearing this." The boy grumbled while aproaching his hand to the cast "I can just-"

"Do not even dare Chisaki or else myself is making you stay on the hospital until that arm gets better." The elder said in a low tone, making Kai internally shiver "And don't change it the topic, you often said that Kurono running and jumping around was something idiot."

The boy scoffed and looked down at his lap with a frown as the elder sighed, hopeless.

The old man's head tilted his head up when he heard a knock before smilling tendedly as he got up, looking to see who it was.

"Kai my boy, you have a visitor."

"I don't want i-"

"Hey Kai!" You greeted him and he almost choked on hsi breath at seing you there as Pops quickly got what was up with the kid.

"I will leave you two for now. Take care of him for me will you (Y/n)-chan, make sure he doesn't touch the new cast on his arm."

The flustered boy almost shouted at the elder and with one look he almost even begged to not leave the room, but it was too late.

Freackung old geezer.

"You're okay?" You aproached slowly, climbing on his bed as he got all tense and felt his cheeks burning up at how close you were getting.

"Is just a broken arm." He mumbled before you scooted over to be sitting right on his side, his body now freezed and mind almost blowed up.

"I'm sorry about this, I once broke my leg and I cried a lot." You smiled at him "But you didn't even cried a bit! You are very brave Chisaki-kun!"

This made him flustered a bit as he adverted his gaze with a scoff. Trying his best to ignore your giggles before he felt you poking his shoulder.

"I brought you this!" You gave to him a box of sweets which made him widen his golden eyes "When I get hurt is normal for to offer sweets and chocolates, so I thought on giving it to you!"

He gulped a bit before grabbing the box with his good arm and place on his lap to open it. The amount of chocolates and bonbons on that box made his mouth water and he cursed himself for his weakness.

"T.. Thanks." You smiled back before widening your eyes and searching in your pocket for a red pen.

"Can i draw on your cast?"

"What? No." He sais as if you had grew another head while you tilted your head.

"Why not?"

"Is a cast not a paper." He grumbled before you giggled.

"You never broke a bone before have you? Normally we write things to cheer the persons up or to distract themselfs! Like silly drawings or something else!"

"Whatever. Is not a paper so no." He grumbled before frowning at your dissapointmented face before he grumply shoved hsi broken arm in your direction, looking at every where but you "A small one and that's it."

You cheered a thanks and scribbled on it quickly. The curiosity got the better of him and he sneaked a peak only to feel more warm than before when you had written "get better soon" with a heart on the end.

"There!" You chirped, smiling at him bit blushing when you noticed he had been looking at you for quite a while now "W-Well... I-I should probably go now-"

"You brought too many of those." He quickly stated and you got confused before he coughed on his good hand and montioned tothe box on his lap "I will get a toothache because of you, so the least you could is... grab sone as well."

You snickered at his actions of offering you the gift you had given to him. "What a weird but cute boy." You thought as you happily nodded and shared the snacks with him.

Maybe breaking a arm wasn't so bad if he could apend time with his future bride.

Bonus:

"So you let her draw on it?" Kurono asked in pure interesting as Kai nodded, still looking at the message. "Right then, can I do something too?"

"No."

"Why not?!" He exclaimed in offense as Kai glared at him while holding the cape close to his chest.

"You're going to ruin it (Y/n)'s message."

"Dude there's like too much space on it! Let me!"

"POPS HELP!"

The elder simply sipped on his tea as he heard ths boys discussion on the distance.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Kai and Kaito are worry about Y/N because her mom is coming to visit her grandchild. But Y/N remembers that it is their first time meeting her mother. Also Y/N's mom wants to meet Pops as well. Basically she wants to meet everyone. Y/N's mom looks like a 12 year old. (Probabaly of her quirk and it's anime.) Pop's spit his tea when he ask how old she is. (She is older than Pops.) Y/N's mom treats everyone like children because she is the oldest out of the everyone.

Anime dynamics are just... weird.

"First time meeting your mother and the brat is almost losing it." Chisaki stated numbly as he looked over at his son.

"Well you do have to consider that this is his only grandmother.... and he is meeting her with two years." You giggled at his arched eyebrow and unamused face. "I'm going to get her... or else she won't even pass the gates." You mumbled before you left the house.

"Daddy you're scared?" The kid asked nonchalantly while staaring up at his father.

"Why would I even be? Is just a woman." He scoffed in slight offense at hearing his son comment.

"Because you have a drop of sweat on your temple." The kid yelped and pouted at the quick flip his father gave on his forehead, the man himself grabbing a handkerchief shortly after to wipe that drop off.

He wasn't scared.

You entered minutes later with a... young woman by your side?

"Mom, this is my husband Kai Chisaki, he is the leader of the yakusa while this little boy over here is my precious son Kaito." The woman smiled serenely at both before bowing in respect.

"Is such a pleasure to meet the man who made my daughter so happy all these years, forgive me you both for not coming to the weeding." You quickly interrupted her to say that it wasn't a bother and that you knew how busy she was.

While both of your dark brow haired boys blinked in confusion, sharing a confused look before refurning to look at the woman in your side.. even the voice sounded... younger.

What the actual heck?

The woman crouched down to Kaito's eye level before gently grabbing his cheeks in both hands.

"Why, aren't you the prettiest little thing? Is so nice to meet you." She smiled while Kaito returned it with his tiny smirk.

Chrono and Mimic just happened to be walking on the same room and immediately noticed the unfamiliar presence.

"Yo who is the chick?" Mimic asked while pointing at your mother.

Chisaki darkned his eyes and went to send him a threatening glare if it wasn't for your mother's laugh.

"Oh please young man don't be such a flatter!"

"What the-? Young man?" Mimic mumbled, not believing that the brat in front of him was calling him such a thing.

"And you two kids must be..?" She asked, leaving a confused as fuck Kurono and Mimic.

Kids? KIDS?

"She is the (Y/n)'s mother, bunch of incompetents." Kai growled and scoffed at the way both of the mans eyes widened in shock.

"WhAT ThE AcTUaL FuCK?!" Kai covered his son's while glaring at Mimic... the man himself.winced at knowing he fucked up.

"No offense but you look like you're (Y/n)'s sister or similiar because..." Chrono looked up and down at her wity a frow "Yeah..."

The woman giggled with a hand lose to her chest while the other waved it in fdont of her.

"Oh please, no. I'm not that young. Quite opposite actually! All of you kids are such gentlemans."

"Mom now you're just milking it." You deadpanned at her before sighing at the wink she gave it to you.

Kaito let himself be his grandmother's guide through the house while you and Chisaki walked just a bit behind them.

"How can she call me a kid? I am a grow adult with a child already." He growled before glaring at your quite giggling figurine.

"Is just her way." You smiled up at him while he scoffed.

"With how many years did she gave birth to you? Nine?"

"Actually no. Rude." You pouted mockingly "She actually had me in a very delayed age to be honest... dont even know how I was born health to be honest."

"Because you're a angel." He muttered numbly, smirking behind his mask at your faint blush.

"What was that?" You asked with a smile before huffing at the 'I said nothing.' From your husband.

Then you and your son are the brats huh? Damn hypocrite.

One door swinged open and Kaito opened his big smile at seing the elder getting out.

"Grandpa!" Pops looked down with a smirk before noticing that not only his favorite little family was there but also in the company of a fresh new face.

"Who do I have the honor of meeting?" He asked while pointing at the woman and looking at both of you.

"My mom." "(Y/n)'s mother." "Grandma."

Pops and you mom laughed at the simultaneous answers before both introduced themselves to each other.

"Mother? Aren't you quite too young for being the mother of my daughter in law mrs?"

"Same goes to you. Such a gentleman young man you created. A bit cold, but a gentleman no less."

You stiffled a laugh at the notocing your husband's jaw clenching and his glare.

"You all interested on some tea? I need to know more about my daughter in law after all." You gulped, not liking one bit to know that now your husband was smirking devilish at the statement.

~

"So your son doesn't visit you often?"

"No. When he married that woman of his he simply decided to forgot that I existed and simply... vanished." She spoke sadly but with a smile no less.

Pops hummed while furrowing his eyebrows in disgust of such actions "I quite understand you. Something similiar happened with me and my idiot daughter..."

You and Chisaki shared glances before your husband scolded Kaito for almost dropping his box of juice in his and your lap.

"I am sorry for that. Lucky us that we at least have something to be proud of." She smiled at you and you returned it with your own.

"Surely. And your daughter was quite a blessing on this house. Not going to lie, I enjoy and appreciate her company." He poured more of the drink while Kaito grunted at not getting the plastic out of the straw for him to drink his own juice.

You giggled and genrly took it from his hand and handed to him shortly after the box with the staw already sticked on it.

"Thanks mama!"

"He could have drinked some tea due to his manners." Kai comented numbly while staring in disgust at the nox in his son's hand.

"Its black tea Chisaki. I bet Kaito would not be much fun of it anyway."

"Agreed." Kaito mumbled before closing his lip on the straw not bothering with his father's glare as he snuggled on his mother's lap with a smug look.

Even in the front of others... this brat will see at night, not going to stay to block him from his wife.

Pops and your mother entered on another chat, you and Kai making some comments here and there while Kaito just distracted himself with playing with your fingers while he sitted on your lap... the box of juice still on his hand.

"Ah right." Pops laughed sarcastically "Like you would know what those ages are, you're might be the mother of my daughter in law but that doesn't make you that old." He brought the tea to his mouth.

"Why wouldn't I know? I have 82 years old. I guess that I would know how times on that year were mister."

You almost laughed at the way your son and husband's jaw almost fell while Pops ended up spitting his tea on the carpet with a cough, avoiding on spilling the hot fdrink along with his saliva at anyone while the younger boy accidentaly let the box in his hands fall.

Luckily it was empty and closed...

Pops coughed a few more tines to regain his breath before one of Kaito's comment let you and your mother laughing, you in nervous embarrassment whiel your mother just found it funny.

"Wow you old!" Kai snapped our of his shocked state and pinched his son ear. "Ow!"

"Chisaki Kaito. Take what you said back this instant and apologize." Chisaki growled while his son pouted at him.

"Why, no need to apologize! The kid is not wrong." Your mother said gently while Kai's eye twitched.

"82 years huh?" Pops coughed one last time with a chuckle "Geez lady tell me your secret because you're way older than me and I'm looking like I am about to go to the grave."

You and Kai winced at that before both of you knocked discretly on the woodem cofee table...

"Don't say that Pops." Kai comented numbly, hidding his concern whiel lowering his mask to take a sip of his own cup.

"Listen to your son, you're still on good shape." Your mother comented while Pops scoffed.

"Says the woman who looks at the same or even younger than her own daughter."

[zuffer-weird-girl]

How do you think Chisaki will react if he suddenly wakes up in another universe? One where quirks don't exists and he has a wife along with a couple of kids? Imagine him waking up next to a woman that showers him with unconditional love and he is trying hard to understand where he is and what's happening.... And then when he is back to his original one he goes on a rampage to find the girl

Definitely not pleasant.

Seriously, his first reaction is to shout and fall miserably from the bed to the ground.

And when he tried to use his quirk he is like 'what? My quirk? Where's is it? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DICEASE-?!'

He hasn't lost his arms yet chill the fuck out

He just called Chrono and the man is like:

"Who the hell is Chrono Chisaki? Go to sleep fucking asshole is almost midnight..."

He is shocked that Hari spoked to him like that. Where the fuck was he?

The woman calmly sits him down and explain everthing with the most calming and pacient nature he almost was shocked at the amount of kindness. He was smitten.

But then two brats just barged themselves on the room making Kai jump on the bed in favor to get away from them

No touch. Children don't touch him. He already has to atture Eri, two is just too much.

"What is wrong with daddy mommy?" One boy who looked too much like Chisaki asked at you with curious yet serious (E/C) eyes.

excUSE HIM? HE WOULD HAVE KNOW IF HE IMPREGNATED A WOMAN! AND HE CLEARLY DIDN'T REMEMBER EVER TOUCHING HER.

A little girl with golden eyes giggled at seing Chisaki confused expression. "It's the first time I see daddy so scared!"

... how dare she?

Chisaki Kai my friends; is offended by a coment of a toddler.

*drops mic and make my way out* keep that on mind it happens a lot!

He tried contacting Pops but the man only greated him and asked how were HIS KIDS AND WIFE doing.

He didn't know because HE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE?!

After some coaxing he finally settled down; thank god you were starting to panicking; and the man seemed pleased at knowing that in this society didn't existed quirks or heroes... Just complete simple humans.

No diceases. No hero syndrome.

Chisaki is still very uncomfortable with the kids however, with you he established some "trust" but the children were just too weird.

They got it from who right?

It doesn't take too long for Kai to warm up to them tough, the bastard is even pleased at seing the little boy be just as serious as he was at a meeting; but the kid was just debating with you why he couldn't eat an intere chocolate bar for breakfast; and the little girl be just as kind as you were but a tiny hint of mischievous in her golden eyes and how actually brute she could be when she got mad.

The man never was so proud when he saw the siblings having an argument and the girl just slapped her brother's hand away while the little boy just rubbed in disgust the place which his sister had touched in disgust.

"Don't you dare touch me again Kaito!" "As if I wanted anyway! Disgusting..!"

You had to interfere because the smug bastard was almost clapping his hands.

Proud papa

When he wakes up he is a bit disappointed, not only because he's back in his actual sick world but he... missed that feeling of a true family.

When he found the exact same girl om his weird dream he goes in to surprised pikachu mode.

You're going to be his, his precious little angel.