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deityofhearts · 4 months ago

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throwback to the time a couple years ago when my roommate and I bought what we thought was lactaid but cheaper and were so proud of ourselves for taking it ever time we had dairy but for some reason we still had the shits and like a week or so into taking the medicine my roommate accidentally knocked the box on the floor and burst out laughing and announced that our dumbasses were taking LAXATIVES the entire fuckign time. we told other people and they laughed at us and shamed us for it

#deity dialogue #important context: we were being rushed in the store by her dad and so we were gonna buy the name brand but my roommate grabbed a cheaper #version or so we thought #another thing to note: the emcoonw was in like those foil things so we removed those from the box and didn’t look at the box again until #that one faithful night and the fool had no writing on it to indicate it was in fact LAXATIVES #it’s so bleak out here #top ten anime betrayals #we were so fuckign confused because we were like eating all this dairy but being good noodles and taking medicine like we were supposed to #so why were we fighting for our lives every fucking night #I’m reading out my post as I write it and my other roommate can be heard giggling about it #he’s one of the ones who laughed at us when they found out lol #anyways this post brought to you by✨lactose intolerance✨

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