#anyways tee hee im curious

[narwhalandchill]

not a comment on a r/fatuiHQ meme of all things making me finally notice that childe activating FL all the way back in the golden house cutscene actually summons those black hole/collapsing star imagery things (looking Exactly like the narwhal boss drop at a specific frame too) behind him if u look at it closely at the right frame😭😭😭

(peak subreddit btw.)

i mean its not Completely new for a motif his teleporting in the 4.2 opera cutscene is a much more clear example of the same exact visual effect but. Dang i never slowed the 1.1 cutscene down enough to see it for myself there before

what a cool detail and reccurring motif there! now let me lose my mind and credibility for a bit Thanks

(actual nonsense warning lmao its just cool black hole sfx but gone downhill)

(a Completely unrelated compilation here Surely. yes the narwhals spout attack thingy is less Obviously the same visual but its a pretty picture of my beloved. sue me. also its close enough 2 me)

anyway isnt it Curious how all these effects are ummmm black holes. like there are stars visibly collapsing here uwu. and black holes are. Collapsed dead stars. wouldnt it be funny if the narwhal boss drop archive entry somehow directly implies that the eye of maelstrom (a black hole) could simply be the echo of its prey. Which are. Yaknow. sometimes stars. for a cosmic whale. so an echo of its prey is an echo of a dead star. crazy ik. if anything like that existed i mean

oh JEEPERS. next thing youll tell me stars are archons forbid often used as a sort of allegory and very prevalent reference to some sort of an important category of people. like a descender or something. crazy ik (2: Electric boogaloo)

WHAT!!!! (and like 4 billion other examples i couldnt bother to gather and sc sorry)

and like. sure sure lets not get too crazy we need to remember skirks usage of this same power as well thats a good point. i should remain skeptical of my own insanity thats very true. we all get a sticker for responsible behavior UwU

so she indeed turned the narwhal into a black hole there yes. She Did That. so maybe its just the power from beyond thing. its void power its quantum but genshin. the black hole/collapsing star stuff is all surtalogis power okay lets consider that for arguments sake. well i guess that means its just surtalogis brand of transcendent abyss power and not about black holes slash dead stars that may or may not be dead descenders. thats fine

Whew i guess thats it then we solved it guys. okay i can accept that. its abyss power because surtalogi things and childe and the narwhal displaying it is all because of surtalogis plots and teachings and powers. something like that

and even if that may be a bit anticlimactic of a conclusion for a narwhalpilled truther like myself (with a penchant towards Theres Some Descender Shit Going On With Ajax antics as well) at the very least its good that there isnt any datamined book series in which some particularly pygmy-esque individuals Strangely fitting of our current descriptions and knowledge of of dain + the sinners band together to merk some guy from beyond teyvat with special powers that may or may not be the irminsul-proofed historical account of a particular descenders death so nothing like THAT can throw a wrench into our very confirmed conclusion of surtalogis power and by extension childe and maybe even the narwhals black hole motifs just being basic abyss element power that has absolutely Nothing to do with any descenders or... dead stars? yeah its a good thing nothing like that exists .

OH SH----

[bulbabutt]

Can I ask your thoughts on TF One? I have mixed feelings about it, but I’m very curious about what other people think (this can be an invitation to rant if you want it)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats all ive BEEN doing but you've asked for it

its. so fucking. like okay you could tell from the trailers that it was just gonna be your AVERAGE ass blockbuster movie. its tone was not giving anything original in the slightest. you know, mcu slop. not like... that everything mcu IS slop, but like youve seen unoriginal basic blockbusters before im sure. vague 'we gotta save the world' types.

starting with characters: we have quirky funny hero who makes bad jokes, hes starlord but not as thought out. childish and hopeful, but never wrong. we have a secondary 'comic relief' who... feels useless cuz orion is already the jokester, hes there to be awkward and make the others uncomfortable, but like... ahahha hes violent now. hes pretty useless to the story. and we have cliche ass woman side character whos there to be.... the fuckin scarlett johansen type, i feel like i dont even need to specify what i mean by that. youve seen marvel movies or marvel like movies. like elita in this movie bumps that prime arcee problem i have up to 11, heres shes....... a career woman. who is FINE being taken advantage of and not being compassionate cuz THERES WORK TO DO.... like. i mean think of those romcoms where a woman has NOOOO time for dating kind of thing. and then the only character worth a damn (also the only... not shitty SOUNDING one aka a good VOICE actor whos being a CHARACTER and not just 'hey everyone you know this guys voice') is megatron, and hes not as well thought out as he should be. like they do TRY with his arc, but its not satisfying enough, they dont HOLD ON HIM enough i think. and then hes the bad guy when HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG........

this movie bumps the usual 'transformers lore is boring long and confusing as hell' to 11 cuz its a movie, trying to fit in lore that usually is spaced out over the course of a tv show. and tv shows with all that lore tend to be annoying anyway, but JESUS in a movie is it ever annoying. but its not that thought out! like. ive said it a hundred times before, but i HATE the 13. i hate the fact we have fucking jesus and the apostles to the LITERAL god primus, it makes the story fucking basic as hell. it makes the politics surrounding the war religious and messy and BAD! THIS IS ABT ROBOTS WHY IS IT A HOLY WAR NOW!!!

and showing that the one guy who WASNT chosen by god to be the bad guy whos lying to the people ABOUT being chosen by god is bad! we should know thats bad COME ON. and his whole thing is 'oops ive fucked up and now im sacrificing my people to these vague alien invaders cuz im a big dumb idiot and i have no plan on how to deal with this tee hee' like. how you gonna make the quintessons this lame. theyre vaguely animal like but willing to make a deal and stuff. its really poorly thought out.

also. from the trailers they made it look like 'oh no, elita and airachnid are gonna have that GIRL beef with each other, so we can justify the girls fighting' but.... they didnt even do that. airachnids not really a character, shes just... the only person whos on sentinels side. for some reason. but really its just cuz shes physically weird, and she could easily be replaced by an object shes not a character, shes the camera with the proof. (something something girl transformers are always motorcycles or spiders cuz sexual dimorphism of alt modes LMAO)

like. i did not care for prime ive said that a million times here, but at least that shows telling and not showing gave you like 'okay so orion and megatron used to be partners who started a revolution together, and their political beliefs are what splintered the planet into autobots and decepticons'. but HERE. its so fucking vague?? its like. ok what split them apart was.... the fact megatron wanted to kill the (according to the movie) only guy who was causing any problems for the whole planet?? WHEN BUMBLEBEE WAS JUST SHOWN KILLING LIKE 20 GUYS 5 MINUTES EARLIER???

anyway that 'death' scene for orion was ripping off beast machines and while i had issues with beast machines at the time FUCK YOU! they did that for A REASON!!!! IT WAS NARRATIVELY IMPORTANT TO HAVE HIM DO THAT! IT WAS BAD WHEN PRIME RIPPED IT OFF AND THIS RIPPED IT OFF WORSE!!!!!! FOR WHAT!!! 'oh optimus runs in the way of megatrons gun to save the, i repeat, guy who is SINGLEHANDEDLY responsible for opression on their planet?? thats fucking stupid. thats genuinely so stupid, and while him being like 'im done saving you' COULD be fun and cool and interesting there justttttt wasnt enough of it??

like what i find interesting is that megatron and ELITA had more in common, they were BOTH trying to use the fucked up system they knew was fucked up to get ahead. and what do we get out of that? some BULLSHIT 'girlboss' speech that belongs in 2011 from elita about 'im better than you, i could do everything right cuz im cool and badass and smart and better than you. but.... youre a big dummy with a heart so you should be in charge' GROOOOOOOOOOANNNNN

people always wanna harp on me for being like 'idk man, i like g1 cuz i think theres more interesting ideas that could be readapted better by people who care' but instead we have to turn characters and stories and ideas about politics into basic ass hollywood blockbuster vague nonsense to fit the ideals of the wider movie going audience. and i think thats bullshit.

i think transformers should go back to ripping of star wars and im not kidding. stop making the autobots the fucking leaders of the planet, youre making them complicit in a corrupt worldstate and turning them into fascists who oust non believers. they started as fucking scrappy rebels, take me the fuck back if youre not even gonna go so far as to say 'maybe the autobots do the WRONG thing' like they did in animated.

i think people only like this movie cuz theyre too fucking used to the GOD AWFUL BAYVERSE, and so they think this is GOOD. its not!! its not smart at all!!! go watch sci fi shit from before 2007 I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! EDUCATE YOURSELF!!!!

the best tf movie IS STILL the transformers the movie 1986 cuz it was COOL and DIFFERENT and well animated and had a good soundtrack and was full of cool characters! maybe it was a lil goofy, but THAT message of hope in the face of despair speaks WAY louder than THIS SHIT..... if youre gonna force the conflict to be political you need SOME UNDERSTANDING OF POLITICS....

im sorry. ive only seen the movie once but im just.... it encapsulates every fucking issue ive been having with the transformers franchise since watching prime. where it got fucking religious and poorly thought out. i know its those god awful bay movies faults but JESUS its been sticking around WAY too long and im tired.

[craqueluring]

Hi!!! <33333 Love your blog as someone who sometimes has difficulty grasping metaphors in hannibal because they all talk so weirdly and english is not my first language and sometimes im genuinely dumb </33 anyway i wanted to ask you what do you think was going inside hannibals when he took mason verger to will’s house, abondoning will even though he was unconcious in enemy grounds, and fed his dogs mason’s face?? Like what is he thinking “hi honey welcome home hope you like my surprise you wanted to punish him right tee hee <3” and will just gets turned on by this? LIKE WHATS GOING ON?😭😭😭😭😭 its one of my fav scenes and i dont even get… like the meaning of it, or their motivations, or what it worked as a metaphor? Like if could you maybe share your opinions on that scene or maybe an analysis would be nice? want to hear your thoughs 🥰 thank you so muchh hope u have a nice day!!

(there is a tldr at the end of this!)

okay first of all thank you for all your kind words they absolutely made my day <3333333 i so appreciate people asking me for my thoughts on specific scenes like u dont even know. and LOL yes that scene is really weird and when i first saw this i had to talk it through with my friend bc i was like…. yeah wait what WAS he thinking? LMAO but here is my best answer:

this whole episode is basically will taunting hannibal (telling mason hannibal wants to kill him, putting a "snare around [his] neck", asking hannibal if hannibal can tell what will's intention are, telling hannibal he did this because he was "curious what would happen," etc). i could even go so far as to say hes giving hannibal a taste of his own medicine. i find the decision to make a hannibal lecter-esque scene of will preparing his homemade dog food (which ive always assumed was randall tier's remains) directly before he gets picked up by mason a curious parallel, maybe even making a point that will is starting to act like hannibal? or just foreshadowing that will's dogs are gonna be fed some weird shit later lol, or both.

anyways, the scene of mason being high on whatever hannibal gave him, and cutting his face off and feeding it to the dogs before getting his neck broken, is directly taken from the actual book. i think theres a few different things that are significant about hannibal deciding to do this specifically in will's house, though:

first is theatricality, obviously. hannibal loves shock value. 

second, it could be a symbol of hannibal's unending and pervasive presence in will's life and mind — this is the first time we've seen will and hannibal in will's own home at the same time. hannibal’s presence in will’s life extends to will’s home. i think the only other time we see them together in will's home is when hannibal saves will from the verger estate, and will rejects hannibal.

third, alana has always said that will's dogs represent the best of will. by hannibal making mason feed his face to will's dogs, this could be like hannibal "tainting" the best parts of will. soaking into every corner of his mind, his life, his soul. also to my point, hannibal says that he "broadened [will's dogs] palates, as [he] broadened [will's]." — there is no corner of will's life that hannibal doesn't touch. 

however, just as that scene could be representative of hannibal having a very large amount of power over will's life, the rest of the episode could be representative of will having just as much power over hannibal. hannibal was quite literally helpless in that straitjacket, a direct result of will's actions (unless hannibal is a magician too and knows how to escape one… which i honestly wouldn't be surprised by). and only escaped because will cut him free. similar to how will was helpless in prison, and only got out because hannibal let him go. will can be a puppet master just like hannibal. they are in equilibrium, to a point. before, will was always on the short end, being manipulated by hannibal, being in prison, etc, but in this half of the season we see them (almost) being equals. as hannibals says earlier in the episode, they understand each others minds, and so hannibal has "the capacity to deceive [will], just as [will] has the capacity to deceive [hannibal]."

as for their motivations:

multiple times in this episode, hannibal is trying to gauge how willing will would be to kill with hannibal. "would you join me at the table?" when talking about eating mason verger, and killing him being a "savage pleasure [they] can share." each time, will avoids the obvious propositions. hannibal taking mason to will's house could also be him trying to gauge how will would react when they are in the same room with a potential victim (if will would share the 'savage pleasure' with him?). at this point, i dont think that had ever happened before. will killed randall tier alone, lied about killing freddie alone, shot hobbs alone. they've never been together in this situation. and aren’t in this situation again until the dragon fight. hannibal probably brought mason to will's house knowing this would happen, and so he could really gauge how will feels about killing together, or at least in hannibal's presence.

not to mention will obviously wants mason dead. will likes doing bad things to bad people because it makes him feel good. thats why he makes that face in 2x07 when he has a gun to hannibal's head in hannibal's kitchen, and why he makes that same face when he has a knife to hannibal's throat earlier in this episode. i could maybe go so far as to call him a sadist. he likes having that feeling of power, as he tells abigail in 1x12. 

i think this is why he looks "turned on" (lol) as you said. he enjoys seeing bad people in vulnerable positions, especially when he holds the power. i think hannibal knows this, too. maybe this was some kind of gift from hannibal? maybe he didn't want to kill mason without will present; giving will the chance to kill the man he knows will hates so much. but also because hannibal, of course, was curious what will would do.

but now will is curious what hannibal will do as well, so he tells hannibal to "do what [he] thinks is best for [mason]," and hannibal obliges easily. he doesn't choose murder or mercy for mason, though, and breaks his neck and leaves him alive in that terrible state. will looks… pleased? by this, i think. (again, sadist). he and hannibal smile at each other as hannibal walks to mason to break his neck. hannibal seems pleased as well at will's reaction and the outcome of the situation.

as i said before, they are, in a way, equals for the first time in this part of the season (which is also symbolized by them being happy little cannibals together at the end of 2x10). this episode is partly them getting to fuck with each other and will reciprocating the fuckery that hannibal was disproportionately doing to will before this point, to be crass. will is, as alana says in 2x06 "playing a game, and he's not scared. not anymore." hannibal bringing mason to will’s house was part of the game they’re playing with each other.

TLDR: hannibal taking mason to will's house could be for theatricality, a symbol of hannibal's presence in will's life (even invading his home), and tainting the "best parts of will" (his dogs). as for hannibal's more personal motivations, hannibal is gauging how will would act while they are in the same room with a potential victim (first time this ever happens, and last until dolarhyde), and possibly be a gift from hannibal because he knows will wants mason dead? as for will's feelings in this moment, he was definitely feeling good because a "bad thing" was being done to a "bad person" and he likes being in that position of power. will putting hannibal in the position (straitjacket in the verger estate) where will has that power over hannibal is will fucking with hannibal, and yet again lets himself get so close to killing hannibal, because he enjoys the feeling. hannibal reciprocates this fuckery by bringing mason to will's house. they are both orchestrating these situations because they are both curious about what will happen, and they are doing this as equals.

edit: not the first time theyve been together with a potential victim, i forgot about clark ingram, but it is the first time theyve been together with a potential victim which ended up harmed/dead by either of their hands! unless im forgetting someone else lol

[sugerblu]

Hello :)

Hope you are having a good day. I was curious to know if you have any ocs and if so if you are alright with them being drawn?

Also what is your favorite dessert?

omg hii, this week's not gonna be as busy as last week so I'm doing good, working on some owed art. also YES, I DO HAVE OC'S AND IM 100% OK WITH THEM BEING DRAWN, WRITTEN AND THEORIZED ABOUT, they're pretty much the only thing I've put out in this world Ok, so, this might be the only ask I get about them so I'll info dump a lil bit my bestest boy, my favourite, Buki:

Most of his info is on the reference sheet but I'll write it here anyway. Buki is in his early 20s, introverted, and somewhat done with life. Rescued and kinda on the run? with his now partner, Shin. They both work as hitmen, because Buki's job is to transform into whatev weapon Shin will use, most who've hired them think it's only 1 person working.

NEXT, SHIN, my not so much beloved:

Shin is in his mid 20s, he was raised by his mom (early childhood) and grandparents, as his father left when his mom got sick. He's an ambivert and very active. After accidentally? saving Buki they've been kind of on the run, developing a romantic relationship in the process. He'd like to settle down at some point but he's not telling Buki that, now's not the time :)

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This took longer than i originally planned, so I'll make another post tonight tee hee

My favourite dessert is ice cream! This country is full of artisanal shops so you can never go wrong with that. I also really like tiramisú 💖💖

[fictionkinfessions]

hi mpc!! can i ask why people cant sign off with their blog url? since theres also the option to send asks off anon. (although i dont know why people would sign off with their url instead of just sending their ask off anon, but i digress...) im just curious! :D

I assume those are sideblog's they're signing off with. Hence why they don't just go off anon.

This is not a call blog. People really love circumventing that rule by going 'oh tee hee so lonely I wish I could see X Y and Z again! anyways here's my blog url XD'. Not that there's anything bad or wrong about those confessions. But again, it's not a call blog, please don't skirt the rules.

Also I have no way of telling if it's actually the sender or some random person who's getting weird kin rumors invented behind their back. Or, more innocently, imagine if you had a cool url you used since you were 14 and someone who is NOT you has been using it to sign off. That's weird right? Best case scenario is that you don't have any identity issues or past stalkers or are at risk of depersonalization when you see someone else using a very specific alias you made for yourself.

Oh and there's also the problem of deleting them. I have no way of knowing if it's the original person sending deletion requests or if it's a stalker or harasser. So you're stuck with having your blog url attached to anonymous messages that may reveal important personal identifying information about your fictotypes / system / canon. At least with non anonymous messages, I know it's you.

Honestly tumblr blogs are free. Just make a new main blog if you want off anon messages and the ability to delete past confessions.

Conne / mod party cat

[v-anrouge]

even more rambles cause I enjoy seeing my parental figures suffer ( tee hees )

Rook has a sweet tooth surprisingly ( and I mean it he made us eat like half a tub of cookie dough ice cream the other night ) , he also likes to make spaghetti a specific way so he doesn't let anyone else be in control of the body when he's making it.

Vil's hair is naturally a soft strawberry blond-ish color but bc of him being a fae it looks white-blonde from far away ( he complains about the amount of times someone when we were in source has said it looks white ) , he also actually wears a lot more jewelry then how he's portrayed in source , most notably he has earrings and some facial piercings ( he also enjoys collecting shiney jewels and gold as courting gifts , the jewels cause of him being part fae and the gold cause of him being part bird beastman ) - 🍎💜

EJJWJSIE DO ROOK ANS VIL GET EMBARASSED AT BEINF EXPOSED???? 💀💀

i love cookie dough ice cream but even thinking about eating half a tub makes my stomach hurt his stomach must be strong asf. anyways i am very glad to know rook likes sweets although i prefer more sour and bitter candies i love making sweets. also im kinda curious to see how he likes his spaghetti

VIL W PIERCINGA HUFFFF HUFFF RSAAADHEHEHEJEJDDHDHHEHE GGHFHFHFHFHF AND JEWELRY AURH i just know he's amazinf at styling them id love to sit and watch w my little nd eyes

[eggbagelz]

what would u change in the happy feet movie... raising my eyebrow. genuinely curious, been a while since i seen the movie tho ngl

Apologizing in advance to vulture-bone anyway

THE. PENGUINS.

See ok so the thing is like. Ok. The concept behind happy feet is genuinely interesting to me bc of the whole heartsong thing and mumble's autism and the religious fanaticism shown in the movie

So like. Id take out the penguins. Bc the penguin thing is literally just a gimmick [tee hee penguin feathers look like suits tee hee etc etc]. Id still have mumble tapdance and still have the singing and heartsongs as a major theme but theyd be humans bc the story, with some minor adjustments to setting and certain details, would literally barely change. "What about the environmental details?" See like. Set it in a fishing town. Localized fishing practices vs commercial overfishing. "What about mumble ending up in a zoo" girl he got kicked out of his house and hes lost and hes depressed

Listen im the number one advocate for suspension of disbelief but here there are so many details mixing between human and animal worlds that its just. Mind boggling. Tbh.

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION AND THOUGHTS AND I DONT CONSIDER MY WORD GOSPEL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT

[vonlipvig]

ok so because im insane i just went through the nfb discord and found out about what this dlc/extra content might have but if you wanna look for it yourself you can just delete this ask tee hee

>it'll be more than one broadcast and someone asked if it'll either be in the existing story or outside it and a dev said "both"

>original patrick bannon will be in it!!

>funny chris house content too apparently but idk it was just a behind the scenes photo of big chris' actor behind a greenscreen with two pillows

>if im not mistaken this behind the scenes photo is kinda similar to the bg of Peter Clement's show??

Yeah thats it i was curious as to what you think haha

no no don't worry i don't use discord and i'll die a thousand deaths before i join even the nicest most welcoming discord server, so this is my formal request to everyone that if there are any updates/fun stuff in the discord server do tell me about it!

anyway HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAA. you got me with 'more than one broadcast' like that's already exceeding all of my expectations I'M HYPED (and ooh, both in the existing story and outside of it? i'm exciteddd).

and yes, that totally looks like the just the job set, that's so cool! i wonder if we'll get to edit an episode kinda like we did with the telethon? (uh oh get those censor buttons ready, folks!). same with the chris house, too, i wonder if we'll get something like a big brother-type of show with them?

and PATRICK????????? PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[steroidusr]

pokemon brown part 1: ...scalawag

(five livetweets at once! yikes!)

it even has a custom super Gameboy border??? now THAT's thorough

(and yes, the first pokemon on the title screen really is a pidgeot. i keep running into those in my livetweets...)

so today on GUMPS we're finally going rogue and playing... a forbidden hack

anyway, name this guy who totally isnt fucko

I played a bit of this on my 3ds before gameyob/tubehax got patched. i don't think i got very far past the first gym, though.

ive only met you so far, dude

ive never actually owned one of these

i held down b while walking out of habit but you can actually run in this game. huh.

mump i know youre being sarcastic but that just seems kinda cruel

he always calls himself mura, because that's his name

awww, thanks, nameless guy :)

wow :/ so using "gay" as an insult is bad, but using "straight" instead is fine? you know, sjw, heterophobia isn't gonna solve anything :///

oh

(in japanese the word "ストレート" ("straight") seems to mean "straightforward", which is hilarious when you see it in a m/m or f/f comic) ("uke-kun... I want your hot ass" "tee hee, senpai... youre so straight") (not that ive EVER read those in my LIFE)

there's a guy on this straight (forward) route who gives you a potion. and ofc there's one in the pc too. we dont even have any pokemon yet

anyway we finally meet... uh... tim, who shows up with a... sort of haunting version of professor oak's theme playing in the background

ah, The Big Three

well clearly youre full of shit because im the one who chose my angel son lock

number one in dysdark, bitch (he even got 69 (ro-ku) exp from that fight. this was clearly meant to be)

you did good, dude. you did good.

ok, but I'm taking a slice as payment

[update: im lactose intolerant.] 

just fuck me up

our first stop: this cave

...ok, THIS cave

TOP PERCENTAGE

do I at least get to catch some more pokemon before fighting them

I guess i do! anyway name this so i can go to sleep

(..."NICKName"?)

[thirteen hours later:]

ive played so many randomized games that it's almost refreshing to see a zubat in a cave

please name him my family is dying

Waaaah enough!

A+ name, thank you bru

it sometimes appears above ground, which is how i caught it just now

ok

if only leech life had 80 power in this game like it does in sunmoon...

o......k

okcuf having foun curious sugar

“it’s”

some pokemon just name themse--

oh NO

dont get me wrong, i dont hate the fairy type at all, i just... still havent remembered all its weaknesses and resistances yet..... (also, let’s be real, they changed WAY too many of the old pokemon's types. i mean god damn)

oh. uh. thank you, dirt?

oh god what the fuck i just climbed a ladder and immediately got challenged by a trainer

WHY

then he says this after you beat him. i need an adult

good news: pound has been changed to fighting-type, meaning i can actually fight all these fucking geodudes

;-) well, what else is there TO do...

...BUT TO BATTLE POKEMON

yeah! :) it was rough, but somehow we made--

--oh :(