#anyways stream nepo baby

[silentstyx]

danny gonzalez and jake peralta are the same person i swear.

[akajustmerry]

I wanna say from very bottom of my heart that I deeply truly rabidly despise Taylor Swift and the glamorous black hole of immorality, gracelessness and lack of integrity she represents. I truly hate that I have to witness her 2-chord mediocre stream of consciousness high school ballads win the highest accolades in music. I hate how there's not a single discourse - from sports to fucking queer theory - that's free of her. I hate her white feminism, how she's never stood for a single thing that didn't ensure her wealth. I hate how she's credited and praised for things marginalised artists did before her. I hate how she latches onto new artists so they serve HER fame, like remoras to a shark. I hate her phony humble beginnings narrative that people parrot without acknowledging she's a nepo baby. I hate what she did to olivia rodrigo and how no one talks about it. I hate the waste her concerts, lifestyle, and merch create and that a young girl died from heat illness at her concert because the swift team prioritises exclusivity and profit over safety. I hate how she and her fandom popularised the idea that critiquing a woman = misogyny. I hate how she's in her mid 30s and still writes songs like she's a teenager and that songs written by a woman in her 30s acting like a teenager are inescapable. I hate she deliberately re-releases songs and records so other artists can't chart. I hate how she regularly and openly associates with bigoted people but somehow is always given the benefit of the doubt. Most of all I hate how she does and continues to do all of this and so much more and her fans will always have a, "but!" always have an, "anyway!". she's openly and uncritically supporting a presidential candidate who's administration is enacting genocide, but because she made a joke with her cats, we're meant to be like, "yay!" I truly despise Taylor Swift and the black hole of neoliberal white feminist mediocrity she is in popular culture.

[goldhoekin]

Use Me or Lose Me || Jordan Li

Use Me or Lose Me || Jordan Li x Fem!Reader

summary: After Marie becomes #2 and Brink is killed by Luke Jordan slips in the rankings. They begin to obsess over the rankings neglecting their girlfriend who lets their frustration slips and Jordan takes their frustrations out on their girlfriend.

cw: fem!reader, porn with some plot, creampie, unprotected sex, rough sex, oral sex (m! & f! receiving), blowjob, overstimulation, ripping of clothes, biting/marking, dacryphilia, degradation, chocking

Words:1.8k

“I can’t fucking believe I’m still number 5. Fucking FIVE babe!” Jordan growls from their spot on their bed, you sigh quietly as you enter the room fully. You’d JUST walked into your partner’s dorm before you were bombarded with Jordan’s endless string of complaints about their place in the rankings. You knew that it bothered them to slip from #3 to #5 after the death of Brink but for FUCKS sake, Luke JUST DIED. You knew that Brink’s death was effecting Jordan as well ( you personally couldn’t give a flying fuck about that creepy fuck, and he held the same contempt as you because he thought you weren’t good enough for Jordan) but this is getting ridiculous. You’d been so wrapped up in your thoughts that you didn’t even notice you’d said it aloud.

“This-this ridiculous?” Jordan says back, their brown eyes flashing from hurt to anger. You yourself feel a flash of regret before you again become angry. 

“Yes Jordan, this is getting fucking ridiculous, it’s not that freshmen’s fault she was pushed. I’ve heard her thoughts-trust me she needs to do well so let her have this. Andre, is Andre. He’s a grand poobah nepo baby, there’s not much you can do there but what you CAN do is work out your anger and stop ignoring your fucking girlfriend! You will get your just do, baby I promise you but PLEASE keep sight of what’s currently in front of you before it's not here anymore.” You say, your words falling from your lips before you could stop them, Jordan freezes in place. 

Before you can even blink Jordan has you held against a wooden door, your hands on their broad shoulders and their hands on your face to kiss yours with a bruising force. Your legs wrapped around their waist as they roughly invade your mouth, a deep groan escapes their lips as they make their way down the column of your neck. You feel their hands ripping your shirt open, leaving a trail or open mouth kisses down your body.

Moans escape your lips and you feel yourself being unceremoniously tossed onto the bed. Hands running through Jordan's hair, they shift forms and you feel their hands go from large and callous to soft and small. The delicate digits ghosting their hands down your supple body, their tongue following the trail. A rough bite to your breasts causes a breathy gasp to leave your lips, a slender hand sliding into your panties and finding your sopping wet cunt.

Without warning you feel their fingers enter you roughly, two a time. A punishing pace set as Jordan finger fucks you closer and closer to completion. You somehow manage to remove all of your clothing, Jordan paying your antics no mind until they feel your dripping wet pussy clenching their fingers as you nearly reach your peak. They promptly withdraw their fingers from you. 

"What—what the fuck are you doing Jor. I was so close, baby please!" You whine, your thighs rubbing together to get some sort of friction as you look at your partner’s wickedly smirking face. Jordan's form changes yet again to their male form, their cock looking painfully hard. 

"OH baby did you think I would let you come so easily after what the fuck you said to me? Oh no babygirl you won't get to come until I say so…and if you don't behave and come anyways then I fuck you until there's tears streaming down your face for being fucked so good!" Jordan says, claiming your mouth again, the tip of their cock rubbing against your aching pussy. 

Without warning they plunge their length into you, a deep moan leaving their beautiful lips as you feel Jordan set a brutal pace. Their hands bruising your hips as they fuck you into the mattress, your breasts bouncing wildly with the force of their thrusts. Suddenly you feel yourself getting flipped onto your stomach, face pressed down into the mattress, your ass in the air and Jordan never leaving your cunt. Their thrusts somehow get faster, harder. 

Your hand tries to sneakily reach down to rub your clit, desperate for release. Jordan had unfortunately caught you and brought both of your hands tightly behind your back, one of their hands tightly grips them. The other hand roughly slaps your ass, "I told you baby girl. You cum when I say you can fucking cum, not before. Do. You. Understand?" Jordan growls, each word punctuated with a harsh thrust.

You whimper in response to their harsh treatment of you, and as fucked up as it seems. You actually fucking love it, it feels so good to be tossed like a ragdoll by Jordan. Them working their frustration out on you and finally paying attention to you since Marie got to Godolkin. You can feel their mouth nipping and biting any skin they can get to, leaving deep love marks and the like unto your skin. You can feel them gripping your wrists tighter and you feel the knot in your stomach so close to unraveling and you know Jordan can feel you tightening up around them.

“Don’t you dare fucking cum, do you understand me?” They whisper in your ear, nipping as they do so. 

“I𑁋i’m trying but I don’t think I can Jordan. Please baby, let me cum!” You whine out, desperate for release. 

A dark chuckle leaves their throat, their thrusts getting sloppy as they piston in and out of your weeping cunt. Their thrusts stop as they fill up to the brim with their hot cum and a deep groan leaves their lips as they fuck you through their orgasm. At the last second where you feel your own climax about to topple over the edge the cock is gone and Jordan’s large hands become delicate again. They fucking changed forms again and tears begin to fall down your face as you realize you didn’t get to cum. You feel their supple hand grip your face harshly, “What’s wrong baby? I did warn you didn’t I? Not until I tell you to cum to you cum Angel.”

They kiss away your tears, move their way to the top of the bed, lovely legs spread open and their cunt glistening in the cheap fluorescent lighting, they look you in the eye, “What are you waiting for? Get to work babygirl, you get me to cum again and I may think about returning the favor.” 

Without hesitation you lunge into Jordan’s cunt and begin lapping at your pussy with a vengeance, like a woman starved to get them to cum as soon as superhumanly possible. Your fingers rubbing their clit furiously, one hand gripping their left thigh in a vice grip, leaving crescent shaped marks on their thigh. A hand roughly pushes down your head, which causes your tongue to plunge into Jordan’s cunt.

You move your tongue at a steady pace, adding two fingers that you curl periodically inside Jordan, their cunt tightening around your digits. Their legs wrap around your head tightly as they reach their peak, a high pitched scream leaves their mouth as they cum again, legs shaking as they come down from their high. Sweat coats their skin as they struggle to catch their breath, “Fuck babygirl…I guess since you did so good I’ll give you what you want. How do you want me?”

You feel your heart soar, you’d been rubbing your thighs together to gain any sort of relief, any sort of friction to get yourself off. “I-i need you to fuck dick me down, real good and real hard. Punish me anyway please Jordan please!”

A smile graces their face as they switch forms again, they hold their cock in their hands, “Well I’m gonna need some assistance Angel…” You eagerly take their cock into your mouth, licking and sucking them until they get erect again, you remove your mouth from their cock, a string of saliva connecting the two.  

“You look so fucking good like this, I can’t believe you’re all mine.” Jordan says as they move into position behind you, rubbing the tip of their cock between your throbbing pussy lips. Ever so slowly they slide their cock into you inch by inch, Jordan holds your hips in place as you try to push back into them. Once they fill you to the hilt they immediately pull almost all the way out only to roughly slam back into you.

They set a brutal pace, holding your head down by your neck to brace themself as they roughly fuck you into oblivion. You feel your orgasm building up again so fast, you are so close and Use Me or Lose Me || Jordan Like a dam overflowing you feel yourself practically dissolving around Jordan.

You feel a gush of liquid escaping from your cunt, your legs giving up on you as you struggle to hold yourself up. Jordan doesn’t stop though, they continue fucking you through your orgasm, you feel yourself getting over stimulated and you try to wiggle away from Jordan but they hold you in place.

They slap your ass roughly and repeatedly, rubbing soothing circles onto your stinging flesh. Tears fall down your face as you look back at Jordan pleadingly but at the sight of your tears they laugh. “Look at you being a crybaby about getting dicked down like you wanted. You wanted me to treat you like the needly little whore you are and now you’re whining about getting what you begged for? You’re pathetic baby girl!” 

They fuck you through yet another orgasm, whimpers spilling from your lips as you feel yourself cum again spasming around Jordan’s cock as they give you no time to rest. They rub your clit as you cry out again and again, relishing the feeling of you squeezing the life out of their cock, you feel their hand gripping your throat. They tighten it around your neck cutting off your air supply, a rough kiss applied to you lips, their thrusting never ceasing their pace in the slightest. You feel them throbbing close to yet another release, just as they release your neck to fill you up yet again do you feel their teeth bite deep into your flesh.

As you take in gasping breath they lick at the wound on your neck, gripping your body as they slump onto you, not pulling themselves from your heat. They hold onto you and whisper into your ear, “I’m sorry about being an asshole, but just know I won’t just let you walk out on me without a fight Angel.” 

They nuzzle your neck and your eyes grow heavy and the ghost of a smile is on your lips, at least they paid me some fucking attention.

[ohwyrmies]

Taylor Swift shut up* challenge

*stop releasing variants of that mediocre album to steal the top spot on the charts week after week and give other artists (who release actual full albums instead of an unending stream of minutely different variants) a chance at the top.

like she's a nepo baby whose also pretty and that's the sole reason for her stardom. she wouldn't be where she is if her parents weren't disgustingly loaded.

anyways I'm mad that her 64th variant bumped Chappel Roan out of the top two. stolen valor.

[kienava]

ok yes the whole situation with studios vs the wga/sag is scary for many reasons. this isn’t about tv shows getting delayed. it’s about basic working rights and the terrifying discussion over whether or not it’s cool to replace artists with AI if it helps the bottom line. 

what’s so reassuring to me in spite of the daily horrors is that these studio execs who think they’re going to starve writers out of striking are completely out of touch. in trying to cut costs and maximize profits, they have created a system where writers and actors and all sorts of other entertainment industry folks are used to struggling. we know how to hustle because it’s the only way for us to survive in their fucked up little game.

unless you’re a nepo baby or have incredible connections, you’re probably going to have some tight years trying to “break in.” and i hate the phrase “break in,” because it implies that once you’re in, you’re in. that’s not the case. you have to keep working your ass off just to have a chance at finding your next gig. i know people with 10+ years of experience who couldn’t find work in the past year just because there were rumors of a strike and shows were getting delayed.

most of the people i’ve worked with in animation already have to have multiple income streams because the gig economy doesn’t consistently pay our rent. so. in short. yes the studios are saying horrifying, cruel things, but they also have absolutely no idea what they’re up against. anyways fuck the amptp and support the strikes

[calitears]

murda she WOKE 💜

megumi fushiguro! god bless gojo, or maybe not… because now this boy doesn’t even blink at hearing a t-shirt being priced $50+… anyway, despite his lack of engagement in the media, he’s recently been gaining popularity through his music, well at least he’s a talented nepo baby!

nobara kugisaki! been by yuji’s and megumi’s side since highschool, she’s a lowkey influencer (& will forever refuse to acknowledge it started due to being featured on yuji’s lives) though at least it pays for cosmetology school!

yuji itadori! streams for fun on the side, megumi’s best friend, and somehow ended up in a frat, was happy to let his best friend live with him in a spare room since it wasn’t against the rules until megumi got tired of him now megumi’s moving out, he’ll miss his dogs most of all… side note y/n may be a big fan

extras…

[parlamiamore]

liminal space °˖𓍢ִ໋🍃✿°.💚⋆ scaramouche!

summary: trapped in a space where time doesn’t make sense, an aspiring streamer and academic struggles to find their place in newfound fame and love and struggles to answer the age old question: does anything even matter anyway?

000. the elitez 🤪

kuni: streams under the alias SCARA bc he wants to keep his stream life separate from his personal life. second year astronomy major. cares for his friends but never shows it. mainly plays pvp and horror games, swears constantly.

kazuha: third year literature major. doesn’t stream but constantly appearing in scara’s streams. fans simp for him to scara’s dismay. got scara through the worst years of his life, his ride or die.

ayato: fourth year business major starting his own business and streaming the process. pretty privilege personified. student council president, too busy with school. always has the best advice but no one asks.

yoimiya: first year chem-physics dual major. she is struggling. streams zelda and tortures koroks on screen. also makes science experiment videos and content about her prosthetic leg and chronic pain. people’s princess.

childe: second year economics major. rich. definitely a nepo baby. scara’s childhood friend. streams modded minecraft, pvp, and baldur’s gate. amateur model, basically scara’s manager.

heizou: first year criminology major. streams mystery games (mainly nancy drew) and horror games with scara. banned from among us for trolling. new friend of scara, but wiggled his way into the inner circle so fast.

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[ohanny]

so @cryingatships posted about pit babe cam boy au ideas (the north and sonic one will flourish in my brain rent free for the next forever) which reminded me i also wrote one for kenta and kim way back when and i just want to add to their genius because we need more spicy pit babe ideas

again, gets nsfw below the cut:

where introvert kenta finally moves out of his dad’s house and finds a room to rent for suspiciously cheap in a suspiciously nice apartment. he asks some questions because he's not stupid but kim’s all "don't worry, i can afford it and to be honest, i kinda get lonely” and well, it is a really good deal. how likely is it that kenta would end up living with a human trafficking evil overlord twice, anyway? like kim literally could not be worse than his father.

their cohabitation works brilliantly but after two months of living together, kenta comes home from work early to discover the reason why kim can afford their rental agreement and seems to have all the time in the world for his hobbies is not because he's some nepo baby but because he has an insanely lucrative career as a cam boy and an only fans star. because there kim is, dressed in a sheer robe and stockings, washing a sparkly pink dildo in the middle of their open kitchen.

kim, defiant: i am not ashamed of what i do and if it bothers you, you can move out.

kenta whose brain has blue screened and is currently making beep boop noises: gah 

but once kenta manages to stammer out he is fine with kim’s chosen career, kim stops hiding. partly because he's a petty bitch and wants to see if kenta is actually fine with it or if he's a closeted homophobe who really likes cheap rent and partly because sneaking around his own home is super annoying and he would much rather do his make up in the living room because the big windows provide the best light. also, it would be super helpful if kenta could lend him a hand with his lighting system because it takes ages to figure out all the angles alone.

kenta is totally having a crisis because kim is just so confident and self-assured and after he finishes filming, he will sit in the living room eating pizza in old sweats, regaling kenta with tales of cringy comments from old men and other streaming misfortunes from buying the most disgustingly tasting flavored lube to getting a cramp in the middle of riding his toys.

but then one evening kenta comes home to kim stabbing a salad, looking sulky, and he’s like “what, no pizza tonight?” and kim rolls his eyes and explains one of his top donors made a comment about how he's been gaining weight lately with a self-deprecating “i guess i got a bit too carried away with the take out and beer with you.”

kenta is offended. he might go on a little rant about how that man must be blind on top of an absolute imbecile and should go fuck himself for a change and kim is beautiful no matter what he eats and in kenta’s personal opinion actually looks much better now compared to the rail thin twink thing he had going on when kenta first moved in. kim stares up at him, wide eyed and in awe.

kenta, blushing and starting to stutter again: anyway… no one should be allowed to tell anyone what to do with their bodies and you should just block them because you don't need someone like that in your space and i will just go to my room now bye

kim, jumping to his feet to grab kenta: the fuck you are, come here -

and yes, they kiss and it's amazing but kim is still hesitant because “you're really okay with all this? because i don't plan on stopping anytime soon, i like what i do” and kenta sheepishly admits that he sometimes watches kim’s streams on a burner account.

kim: you know you'd get a much better view on the other side of the wall?

kenta: oh.

kim: that was an invitation, dummy.

kenta: OH

kim is right. the view is so much better on the other side of the wall. kim is stunning and looks and sounds so fucking good and having kenta there is totally helping him get in the mood and put on an even better show. if the live chat gets a rising frequency of comments along the lines of “is it just me or is kim looking at someone behind the camera?” well, it adds to the mystique?

and really, it's inevitable that - once he gets comfortable - kenta snaps in a moment of horny insanity and ends up revealing himself. it's friday and kim is on all fours, fucking himself with the infamous pink, sparkly dildo but he’s not able to reach quite right and he keeps begging and cursing at the camera and kenta’s brain just goes “well, i could help.” he doesn't think. he just gets out of his chair, ducks past the camera and swats kim’s hand away to grab the base of the dildo and then smoothly slides it all the way in.

it’s only when kim’s arms give out and he slumps down with a guttural moan that kenta realizes they’re still very much live. he snatches his hand back but before he can stumble completely out of the frame, kim whines “fuck, come back, sorry guys but i don't give a shit” into the pillow and the chat goes WILD when kenta is helpless to do anything other what he's told. he uses the dildo to fuck kim into, through and past a devastating prostate orgasm and once he has regained his senses, kim ends the stream with a breathless giggle and a “sorry to cut the outro tonight but clearly me and my roommate need to have a talk.”

kenta: roommate?

kim: i mean, i'd prefer boyfriend because i'm pretty sure i'm in love with you but -

kenta: boyfriend sounds good.

and they live happily ever after. kenta helps kim with his accounts, clothes and photoshoots and on special occasions, joins his streams and videos. kim charges double for everything they do as a couple and all that extra money is certainly helping him in convincing kenta to quit the office job he's way too qualified for and find what he really wants to do in life. they adopt three cats and kenta moves all his things into kim’s room and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

[kirain]

Have you seen all the tweets of fans turning on Neil Newbon in his own stream??

Yeah, my friend sent me a few...

Admittedly, I've been trying to distance myself from BG3-related news, because the fanabse is getting pretty toxic. I mean, fighting over fictional characters is one thing, but I've seen/heard people harassing the VA's and asking them extremely inappropriate questions, as well as turning on them for like... having opinions? Wyll's VA, for example, Theo Solomon, got slammed on his own stream for not wanting to make his entire run about Astarion. Andrew Wincott (Raphael) got stalked and harassed by some artist who got upset that he didn't reblog her art. Amelia Tyler (the narrator) had her voice stolen for NSFW content, which is absolutely disgusting. That poor woman was horrified. I think Devora Wilde (Lae'zel) has also been harassed on her stream a few times, as well as objectified. And I heard Dave Jones (Halsin) was chased off the internet for a while because he shares the same name with a child abuser who also lives in the UK, so people got them confused and started sending him hate? That's what I've heard through the grapevine, anyway. And now I guess Neil Newbon (Astarion) is a homophobic nepo-baby who doesn't know anything about Astarion and just wanted an easy job, according to some fans. 😕

[ghostradiodylan]

Starting a new post for @verloutte and my Nepo Baby Miles discourse because we do not need to keep seeing the entire post about Susan’s honkers to talk about it lmfao

And that’s totally valid tbh, I felt like kind of a dork feeling the need to defend someone with that much privilege! But I also can’t help really liking the guy and what he brings to roles (there’s no way I’d be this deep in The Quarry fandom without his performance as Dylan, let’s be real) and I think we can be aware of structural issues in entertainment/society as a whole and still enjoy actors and the art they make, assuming that just being privileged is their most problematic aspect.

Doesn’t hurt that Miles also seems to be personally aware of those structural issues and he has a lot of extremely correct takes that he gives freely, to the point that people rage quit his Quarry stream over him being too “woke.” 🤭 I also want to take time to appreciate that he’s still mad at Woody Allen because seriously fuck Woody Allen.

Anyway, in conclusion, I over-reply and over-analyze because that is what my brain does and tumblr makes it hard to do that in a casual, conversational way so… yeah. Definitely not mad at anyone who thinks Miles is a nepo baby! He does fit the most basic definition. But he’s probably my favorite one.

[youremyheaven]

Hey Girl, it's ethereal anon, and I hope that you are doing wellllllll and are healing ❤️❤️❤️

This will be a mahadasha rant cuz my life literally started with Jupiter Mahadasha 🤣🤣 and funnily enough I had the worst experiences in my life growing up (maybe because of Pluto in Capricorn as well) but I was lucky when I was the most miserable haha (Jupiter in 6th house effect probs) and as I told previously I'm am in my saturn mahadasha since 2022 and relatively I feel more at peace in saturn mahadasha (saturn in 3rd house) and honestly tropically I have a Capricorn stellium and 8h in Cap so I guess that influence has always made me a disciplined person, BUT recently there's this girl, she's such a narcissist and I knew her since plus 2 schooling and what's the odds of us ending up in the same uni and course, and honestly I've been working my butt off on mingling with thr professors, and she literally did that so effortlessly and I was pissed cuz I thought she lowkey be stealing from me. But then I remembered that she's probably not in her shani mahadasha yet and I at least ki I should work harder or change my ways anyways [it ended up being more of an observation than a rant but yesssssss]

idk what i should say in response to this 🤐

but as someone who has experienced a shani mahadasha, let me give u my 2 cents (obviously everybody experiences each mahadasha in a way that is unique to their chart and life circumstances)

if u do the work, u will see results

all the times in my life when i felt like i was being "punished" by the universe was when i wasn't doing MY share of the work

its important to take ACTIONS towards ur goals. this may look different for different folks. suppose u have a big grand vision, u need to break it down into small actionable plans or steps. maybe ur goal is to run an online jewellery business (just giving an example) but u dont know where to start. well, the most obvious thing to do would be to accumulate capital/funds for this business. if ur already working, try to find other revenue streams or investment paths, if ur not working, then find a job. basically get thinking about what u can do to make money. once u have enough money, u can watch youtube tutorials, take a free online course (or whatever else u need) to understand how to set up a business easily.

so there are things u can do every single day that will help u achieve ur Big Long Term Goal

and its VERYYY important to KEEP MOVING bc if ur not moving??? then what are u doing?? STAYING STAGNANT?? yIKES

so if there's anything u need to know about Saturn Mahadasha is that, u do the work and u will see results

please dont buy all that bullshit about "itll be harder, karma, saturn wants to punish u 😈😈😫😫blah blah blah"

UR the one punishing urself by not doing the work and expecting things to be handed out to u. ur not a goddamn nepo baby, get off ur ass and work.

what we blame on the planets is the result of our own doing<33 hope this perspective helps

[horsetailcurlers2]

YET ANOTHER long and obnoxious stream of my thoughts while watching greys anatomy for the first time (S19 bc i’m finally caught up, babey!!!! (phew))

-i hope this new class of residents isn’t as one dimensional as the last one

-“you say please to bhokee!” hell yeah you do schmitt. (i love that she did say please he was just so ready to jump down her throat about it lmoa)

-DEREK’S NEPHEW ?????!!! WHICH SISTER? my money is on nancy bc i always thought she was the oldest so she would have the son old enough to be out of med school

-okay i’m too curious (for some reason i’ve always just been curious about the shepherds) so i’ve gone back to S15E21 (good shepherd) to see if i could get a better look at nancy’s wall of family photos. i see one of nancy with a young curly haired girl, kathleen with a light haired child, and two photos that are just groups of kids. my assumption is that these two are all of nancy’s kids because if she had photos of her nieces and nephews i feel like they would include their parents. both photos show two boys and two girls. it looks like the same four kids just at two different ages. the oldest (or at least the tallest) in both photos is a boy with dark hair. this may support my theory that nancy is lucas’s mother. the rest of the photos aren’t very clear. the only thing is that all of the kids look very fair and lucas is not. they also clearly wrote this episode way after they shot the scene with amelia looking at the photos so they may have not even bothered with details that were meant to be sort of irrelevant at the time.

-okay this is a very tragic story with (griffin??? griffith??) and makes her lateness and weirdness understandable but am i the only one who thinks it’s insanely bizarre to be sharing your tragic life story to your superior on your first day?

-idk about this season yet. i feel them trying to sort of mirror season one in some ways, focusing more on the interns (which i think i like), trying to connect back to old characters, but it feels a *little* forced so far

-i like mean and snappy teddy

-have we ever seen this library before?

-“i tried to implement similar changes at various times and was always met with resistance” ???? when did bailey try to implement those changes to the residency program? she implemented changes but they for sure weren’t these ones

-why is it better for them to think he’s sleeping with her????? jfc lucas

-ADDISON LOOKS SO HOT. i like this costuming for her. very reminiscent of her private practice wardrobe

-i really like baileys braids this season btw. and i like that she has a special scrub cap that can cover them all

-lucas’s dad is from barbados. idk what to do with that but it is another clue lmao. if nothing else, i’m hooked on this season just to find out who his mother is

-no comment on the dancing

-helm looks really cute as a bartender

-owen when teddy isn’t super happy and content with him after he fucked them over and put their children’s well-beings at risk: 😯

-addison and tom should have met

-oh my god just tell them you’re a nepo baby!! they think you’re fucking your aunt!

-it made complete sense to bring addison back for this storyline. i hope they explore it a little more and keep bringing her back.

-i’m so confused about lucas’s whole complex. wouldn’t he have grown up with his dad’s last name anyway? why has this been an issue “all his life”??? and until he went to med school i doubt anybody even knew the significance of him being a shepherd

-what planet is owen living on where he thinks they would let him be chief again rn

-i can see myself shipping mike chang and mary queen of scots once they develop their characters a bit more. simone and lucas i like in theory but idk about the chemistry

-“i am not going to beg you to love me” good meredith bc that didn’t work out so well the first time u did it

-intern house is back!!! i really like that actually

-a full time administrative assistant is completely reasonable. richard had patricia when he was chief

-looking very hot for having just been hit by a car

-winston definitely had a point at first but at this point he’s pissing me off. it’s reminding me of that big meredith and cristina fight in the sense that it feels like he’s deliberately taking everything she’s doing and saying in the worst possible way.

-richard and addison’s dynamic is so underrated

-this is incredibly random but it just popped into my head. it’s so weird that amelia has never brought up her friend michelle on greys. you know, her friend from pp that committed suicide bc she had huntingtons which ultimately kickstarted amelia’s relapse. i feel like it could have been relevant to a few cases

-pru is so fucking cute

-so many people keep leaving i don’t really have a reaction to it anymore. but i will very much miss maggie. ik a lot of people don’t like maggie (prob bc they thought she was trying to fill the spaces that lexi and cristina left behind) but i really liked her. i think i found her very relatable in a lot of ways. even/especially when she was a little annoying lol

-why is this guy specifically requesting bailey? (not that she’s not great at her job it just has suspicious vibes) is he one of the anti choice harassers? nervous for that especially since addison is here so i feel like it will be about that storyline

-jesus christ i knew it. bc it’s so “pro life” to threaten a child!!!!!! go kwan though. and teddy!

-JUJU!!!

-yasuda x helm <3

-cristina mention !!!!

-i really like that there’s no intern/attending relationships lately

-i’m doubling down on thinking lucas is nancy’s bc i think if he has adhd, kathleen likely would have noticed bc she’s a psychologist. obviously it’s possible she wouldn’t have, everyone has blind spots but i think this makes the most sense still. and ik he could still be liz’s but i’m still unsure on if the ages work out and i think they were banking on which actress would be more likely to make an appearance later on and neve campbell is less likely to come back than the others.

-uggh why do i HATE simone’s wedding dress.

-omg i’m a terrible person i didn’t realize it was her late mother’s. i’m so sorry the fit of it just looks off

-i wonder how they’re going to ruin/derail this wedding? they’ve already done leaving at the altar, objections, elopements. maybe the twist is that she actually goes through with it?? or they’ll just be boring and so the same thing they’ve done before

-i like that they still call it “joe’s” even though we never see joe anymore

-winston is getting on my nerves. he always starts off having a point and then he gets all immature and petty about it

-dude that is not how a DNR works

-aww yay for bailey

-side note amelia looks great

-TEDDY!!!

[sankttealeaf]

dumping my modern au durgetash ideas down here because i made rue + gortash in the sims earlier and now i cant stop thinking about them causing chaos. this is so stupid

(under the cut for ease)

rue is a nepo baby, social media influencer with a very devout following. the cult of bhaal is very much a cult disguised as a commune and she promotes it like, all the time.

gortash - notable politician, honestly not a huge depart from canon if im being honest. shady, sleazy, sooo handsome (he's paid me to say that)

he hires her as his social media manager for his upcoming campaign. she's then 'fired' because it's leaked that they were hooking up and it got a little messy. (they were caught fucking in his office and rue threatened to kill the person who walked in on them.)

rue posts on sock accounts about being against gortash's policies only because she finds it funny at how angry he gets (he asks her to find out who's behind the tweets. she never does)

she still promotes his campaign, like, a lot. people wonder if she's being paid to do so and shes like "you could call it that ;)". stirs up more drama for him and his pr team to dig him out of. she's blocked from interacting his official accounts because she was just telling everyone about how his game is "kind of cringe" but "man, is he hung!" and how "everyone should vote for him so he can buy me this sword i really want" (she knows his account passwords and unblocks herself, dont worry) (gortash thinks this is hilarious. his name is trending every other day because of her)

their breakup is MESSY. rue goes on hour long livestreams 'crying' and gaining sympathy from her followers and starts a smear campaign against gortash one day because she was bored. gortash is seen in public with other notable influencers because he's "moved on" and "is taking the break up well, unlike some people" (he's not. texts her frequently. even emailed her on his professional account. that was another pr disaster when the emails were leaked (by rue))

more scandals occur when they're seen together again and media outlets are going feral over what's happening. people are so involved. are you team rue or team gortash? (or team who cares, backed by orin) rue tweets from gortash's account saying how he's going to donate so much money to the "commune" she runs and business begins to boom for her on that front.

rue has a public breakdown over orin leaking so much information about her that ruins her reputation overnight. she disappears for like, a good few months and comes back online with a total rebrand.

she's now dating notable professor + academic author gale dekarios for some reason? she seems happy. people are confused. a lot of comments keep asking about gortash so she does a live stream "answering the people's questions" and is painfully honest about everything. another pr disaster for gortash who somehow got into office and is now dealing with the fallout from rue airing out all their secrets online. it's a mess.

someone asks her if she would ever get with gortash again and she says for ten thousand gold. gortash paypals her the money immediately with "do it coward". she announces her engagement to gale the next day (bought a ring with that money thanks gort x)

anyway hello if you read this thanks for indulging me i'm rotating them around in my brain as we speak.

[deva-arts]

"Sonia starts a conversation with Harvey."

(Based off of the Improv lmao)

- Submitted by @mettamorphoses !

This was a really sweet read lol, you're improving a ton in writing dude! And the ending is way better than what happened in the improv. Sonia gets some consideration for her feelings! yaaaay!

Harvey, with practically nothing better to do whilst healing, sat down on the couch. He still didn't feel *too* comfortable here in the manumission, but hey. Atleast he wasn't on the run anymore. And that 'Nathan' guy helped out quite a bit.

He glanced at the table infront of him and squinted. "Is that a glass pyramid in the middle of the table? Is that just a design choice?.... What does it do?" He sat up and prodded at it. And low and behold, it's a projector.

It displayed a menu of some kind. With options for a search engine, streaming services, books, movies, music, you name it. He tapped the 'search engine' option and slowly typed something in. He typed in: "The foundation of GEAR" He selected a search result, then started reading.

To his understanding, GEAR is some sort of machine that the people living in Systema worship. He scoffed. "Now I've seen everything. First it's trees being worshipped, then my in-laws, and now machines. Give me a goddamn break." He thought.

"Sooo, what did you say your name was?" Said Sonia. She's sitting a few feet to his left. Seems that scrolling through her phone, and having no one to talk to at the moment bored her.

"Like I said, it's Harvey." He said. He supported his head with one of his hands as he went back to reading.

Sonia put down the phone. " Oh--Harveyyy! Oh. yeah, nice to meet you! But like, uhm--what are you reading?"

Harvey turned to her. "--What?"

"Yeah, like, what are you reading? That looks so fun." She said.

"It's this book. Somethin' about the foundation of Gear."

"Oh really? Oh my God, is that new? Like--a couple years ago?--like, when?"

"Says here that this book was written about.... a century ago?"

"That sounds so interesting--but like, why are you reading something so.... ancient?"

"I find it interesting. I like history." He turned to face the projection yet again.

"Oh my God, so like, that actually reminds me. I have a friend that's also super into old books too. That's like so crazy. That's like so crazy that you would say that."

"... Uhuh."

"So you're reading the foundation of Gear, and you like history... y'know, that's like--i heard this one thing. There's this movie called The Odyssey. And it's about these two lovers--and they're trying their best to escape from like, this place. And y'know, I actually co-starred in that film. It's like so crazy. And uhm-y'know the Co-stars, they were so fun! The main lead, she's a bitch, but like... oh my god you should watch it. You should watch it right now."

"Uhm. Maybe later?"

"Eh. Even if you don't watch it now that's okay. Because that film was a bust anyway and it didn't make any money. But anyway, like, the Odyssey is such a hot film too because in it: I had to kiss like this one guy and his breath smelled like garlic, and I think that he did that so that I wouldn't fall for him, but I wouldn't fall for him anyway. Cause like, I dunno. I don't get it. Cause this guy, he was so mid. I don't even fuckin' like...ugh. you get it? You know?--like ya know?"

Harvey nodded.

"Like I don't even get it, he was trying to make me not fall, but I wouldn't have fallen anyway. I wouldn't have gotten--like, y'know, Harvey? Like, you get it? So anyway, I'm trying my best so that I can get into the film. I'm doing everything I can, but, apparently this one bitch Tiffany, she was trying her best too but...but I think she's... Tiffany is such a nepo baby.

And this kinda reminds me of when I got into film making! And uhm, i-- it was only really like a couple of years because I couldn't get too into it. Because they said that "Hey, this isn't going to be the best thing for your career", and uhm I didn't really get all that lipo for nothing. Y'know what I mean? Y'know what I mean? Y'know what I mean Harvey? Is that your name? I coulda sworn it was something else."

Harvey breathed in slowly. "Comradery." He thought. "Speak calmly but be firm. Alright. I can do that."

"Sonia."

"Hm? What's up? What's up?"

"Could you please save this for later? As much as I want to talk, i'm tryna read. After this, I'll be more than happy to have a conversation. Alright?"

Sonia paused. "Oh. Well--okay. Suits me." And she went right back to scrolling on her phone.

[hjnxx]

NEW! KQ’S HOUSE OF CARDS : THE BUDDING ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY TO DEBUT GIRL GROUP AFTER TEASING SURVIVAL SHOW SET TO AIR IN MARCH

WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED BY HWANG YEORI FOR ALLKPOP ON FEBRUARY 16TH 2021

WITH THE OFFICIAL DEBUT OF THEIR TRAINEE GROUP KQ FELLAZ UNDER THEIR BELT, rebranding fresh with the name ATEEZ—KQ has announced a new project with its female trainees. Here’s what we know.

A few years ago, we wrote an article on the mysterious trainees the new company had after a particular dance video went viral featuring the eight men you know and love today dressed in black with hats obscuring their faces. Curiosity getting the best of the public, it wasn’t long until the world was introduced to KQ’s FELLAZ. Fast forward to now, and ATEEZ is teasing a sixth mini album and is garnering budding fame in the western sphere for their loud and rambunctious sound. But ATEEZ is not the only one with news this month.

KQ Entertainment announced news of a survival show earlier this month, releasing a smattering of peculiar images showcasing the show’s theme. Based on fan perception and online digging, the show features eight unknown female trainees of their own as well as a whopping FOURTY FOUR external contestants from various other companies. Rumors of who the lineup would consist of were heavily debated online, from JANELLE of TWINSTAR’s TEENSTAR making waves due to her expressing a return to the entertainment industry to KANG DAROREUM, a rumored nepo baby born in the States and daughter of a producer at SM. Word on the eight that the public is now calling KQ LADIEZ has not been released to the public.

Are you excited for the new survival show? Let us know!

VIEW COMMENTS…

user lol who even are these people?? get my baby janelle out of there…

⤷ user srsly why is the article acting like she doesn’t already have a company 😭 if she leaves twnstr its over for her she’ll lose everything

⤷ user #FREEJANELLEFROMKQ!!!

user isn’t ateez only just now breaking into the west… they aren’t even that famous rn and you want to debut ANOTHER group? yeah have fun with debt holy shit lmao

user kq ladiez sounds lame if i’m being honest but i’m invested if nellie makes it in

⤷ user lets be so fr janelle is not making the cut without getting rigged for sympathy votes

⤷ user ik ur untalented ass is not speaking on the nation’s little sister like that? nellies are gonna release ur credit card info u better go into hiding with the swiftness 😭

user i give them a year. hope they all have insurance on therapy lmaooo fifty two contestants is kinda crazy

⤷ user it’s almost like no one learned from produce 48

user if they do get fame everyone thank ateez and most definitely hongjoong since he’s probably gonna be asked to make their music 💀 anyway STREAM INCEPTION ‼️‼️‼️

user ‘heavily debated’ girl who is talking about this lmao cause it’s crickets on twitter. 🤣

⤷ user NO RIGHT 😭😭😭 at least something interesting might air tho idrc abt the girls i’m here for the drama and horrible editing LMAOOO

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[ujuro]

saw your post abt hot issue/kiss of life whats going on??? or where can i read more abt the members ig (tysm in advance if you do reply but dont feel obligated)

Lmao it’s just industry stuff and nugu grind its nothing that should stop you personally from stanning the group (i mean Julie has said the n word but that’s a different thing I guess 💀)

I was just really invested in hot issue and really liked the group and the members so seeing them trashed after one cb pissed me off and seeing them trashed for another gg with slightly more well-known members instead of a bg like everyone thought enraged me. Like if you’re not prepared enough to get your group through a couple cbs to see if they take off then why are you even debuting them to begin with like what a waste of everyone’s time not to mention the uprooting the lives of seven young women like now yewon has to struggle through a survival show and mayna has gone back to China like good job everybody 🙃 it’s just a flat-out insult to the former members of hot issue and really any trainee in the industry who doesn’t have the connections of formerly being affiliated with a big 4 company (no one in the group has hybe ties as far as I can tell but the jyp yg sm links are all there)

So even though I like natty I just can’t particularly bring myself to care about this group or how it does. I mean nattys solo is also the only song of theirs I like so it’s not a big problem for me and like I said my anger at s2 entertainment shouldn’t stop anyone else from liking them. Also my definition of “not supporting” is different from most peoples lmao for me it just pretty much means not subscribing to their yt channel and shit-talking on tumblr I don’t have the money to buy albums to begin with and I’ve always flat-out refused to zombie stream songs

As for belle being a nepo baby that’s just a fact LMAO read her page on the kpop fandom wiki but alas she is not the most blatant nepo baby in kpop anymore that goes to my guy Anton in sms new bg alsjdhdhdhdhshshs she only held that title for like two months

I can’t believe kpop is now old enough and large enough that the blatant industry nepo babies are debuting instead of just the incredibly rich ones my girl sieun was a pioneer. Anyway I was actually legit angry when I made that post about belle but I don’t really care in all actuality (I mean sieun ranks last in my stayc bias order but that doesnt have anything to do with her dad or anything she did that’s just how it turned out). it comes with the territory but I WILL laugh at them a little bit cause what else can you do

So in conclusion idk stan kiss of life if you want but also stanning nugu groups is pain

(But also like hot issues cb/eventual disbandment song wasn’t even good it was just ok and the type of song that doesn’t ever chart so why was the company shocked it didn’t take off like it was an average song if the company had put more thought into their concept and given them a song that had shown off the members improvement between debut and cb MAYBE we wouldn’t even be having this conversation…anyway I’ll shut up now)